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Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Posted by: Phoenix Crap ()
Date: February 24, 2021 12:12AM

He seems unusually quiet. Did he die again?

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Re: Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Posted by: One in every crowd ()
Date: February 24, 2021 12:43AM

Phoenix Crap Wrote:
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> He seems unusually quiet. Did he die again?


Why can't he just die for real once?

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Re: Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Posted by: Not dead this time ()
Date: February 24, 2021 09:00AM

There hasn't been any death announcement yet. In the past every time Brown Onion has died one of his other sock puppet personas makes an announcement to that effect.

He's probably just doing that thing where he sets up a plastic kiddie pool in his basement and pays homeless men and panhandlers to shit in it. He's too busy reveling naked in the poop to tell us about it

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Re: Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Posted by: High Five Ghost ()
Date: February 24, 2021 09:06AM

BO has been around with lots of posts in the past week.

Mean poster keeps killing the threads with uploads of large files that kill the conversation.

If it weren't for BO's offerings, this web board would be almost dead.

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Re: Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Posted by: Fan of Shit ()
Date: February 24, 2021 09:18AM

Brown Onion hasn't posted in three days. He is with his Gay Lover on a shit fetish bender in that feces-filled kiddie pool he keeps in his basement.

I look forward to more tantalizing turd imagery when BO returns.

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Re: Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Posted by: In his natural habitat ()
Date: February 24, 2021 11:20AM

Not dead this time Wrote:
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> There hasn't been any death announcement yet. In
> the past every time Brown Onion has died one of
> his other sock puppet personas makes an
> announcement to that effect.
>
> He's probably just doing that thing where he sets
> up a plastic kiddie pool in his basement and pays
> homeless men and panhandlers to shit in it. He's
> too busy reveling naked in the poop to tell us
> about it
Brown Onion showers four or five times a day.
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Re: Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 24, 2021 11:29AM

What up BiBs!

Subway foot long turkey with lots of veggies for lunch. No chips and doing healthy.

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Re: Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Posted by: oh, you! ()
Date: February 24, 2021 01:21PM

Phoenix Crap Wrote:
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> He seems unusually quiet. Did he die again?


Hi Brown Onion!!!

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Re: Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Posted by: give him a couple more days ()
Date: February 24, 2021 02:36PM

oh, you! Wrote:
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> Phoenix Crap Wrote:
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> > He seems unusually quiet. Did he die again?
>
>
> Hi Brown Onion!!!

No, the beloved Brown Onion is neither dead nor posting in this thread. He's at home with a belly full of semen and excrement, sleeping and recovering from a wild weekend of scat play.

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Re: Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 24, 2021 02:48PM

Nope although many wish, still old, decrepit, with a colon with 500,000 miles on it but still alive.

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Re: Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Date: February 24, 2021 03:47PM

Happily I can report Brown Onion is back. His laptop was absentmindedly left in a puddle of liquid diarrhoea on our bed and shorted out. Now it has been repaired and is good as new.

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Re: Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Posted by: Shit eating grin ()
Date: February 24, 2021 04:09PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Nope although many wish, still old, decrepit, with
> a colon with 500,000 miles on it but still alive.


If you call what you do 'living'.

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Re: Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Date: February 24, 2021 04:16PM

Shit eating grin Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Nope although many wish, still old, decrepit,
> with
> > a colon with 500,000 miles on it but still
> alive.
>
>
> If you call what you do 'living'.

I have personally put at least 50,000 of those miles on Brown Onion's colon. Although considering half of them were the reverse stroke does that cancel them all out?

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Re: Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: February 24, 2021 04:29PM

24 wings, 98 French fries, 12 Pepsi. Take that bowels.

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Re: Did the bowels guy Brown Onion die again?
Posted by: thermodynamic Bowels ()
Date: February 24, 2021 05:04PM

Gay lover of Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Shit eating grin Wrote:
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> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Nope although many wish, still old, decrepit,
> > with
> > > a colon with 500,000 miles on it but still
> > alive.
> >
> >
> > If you call what you do 'living'.
>
> I have personally put at least 50,000 of those
> miles on Brown Onion's colon. Although
> considering half of them were the reverse stroke
> does that cancel them all out?

If you drove a car forward and backward over and over the same few feet, your tires are still going to wear like driving the car straight...

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