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Anybody Born After 1979 in Fairfax - I Could Be Your Father
Posted by: Male Rape Victim ()
Date: February 22, 2021 10:27AM

It happened a lot when I was drunk. I am suing the women. Need to establish DNA link. You could make big bucks. A lot fo these women were from rich Republican families and they didn't believe in abortion. So they always wanted anal, but I would slip it in the other hole because I don't like poopies. See my other thread for details.

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Re: Anybody Born After 1979 in Fairfax - I Could Be Your Father
Posted by: Who's My Daddy? ()
Date: February 22, 2021 11:32AM

Too late, I already found out that it's NOT you!

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Re: Anybody Born After 1979 in Fairfax - I Could Be Your Father
Posted by: are you black? ()
Date: February 22, 2021 11:35AM

my mom is white but I'm half black.

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Re: Anybody Born After 1979 in Fairfax - I Could Be Your Father
Posted by: Ebony Custard ()
Date: February 22, 2021 01:57PM

are you black? Wrote:
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> my mom is white but I'm half black.

"OREO! You're alive."

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Re: Anybody Born After 1979 in Fairfax - I Could Be Your Father
Posted by: Thank god I found you! ()
Date: February 22, 2021 07:14PM

I’ve been looking for you for years! I need $12,000 for lawyers fees to get me off of multiple narcotics charges and a DUI and have student loans I need paid off even though I dropped out a year ago. How soon can you give me the money?

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Re: Anybody Born After 1979 in Fairfax - I Could Be Your Father
Posted by: Agent XYZ ()
Date: February 22, 2021 08:18PM

Thank god I found you! Wrote:
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> I’ve been looking for you for years! I need
> $12,000 for lawyers fees to get me off of multiple
> narcotics charges and a DUI and have student loans
> I need paid off even though I dropped out a year
> ago. How soon can you give me the money?

Send your DNA to the Fairfax Underground HQ Address. Sperm samples only!

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Re: Anybody Born After 1979 in Fairfax - I Could Be Your Father
Posted by: Cum guzzler ()
Date: February 22, 2021 08:20PM

You can't test DNA by drinking sperm

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Re: Anybody Born After 1979 in Fairfax - I Could Be Your Father
Posted by: Do I Have To Explain Everything ()
Date: February 23, 2021 10:43PM

Cum guzzler Wrote:
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> You can't test DNA by drinking sperm

It's multiple choice and scoring is curved, using a forced distribution methodology for scoring, you fucking dimwit.

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Re: Anybody Born After 1979 in Fairfax - I Could Be Your Father
Posted by: Cocksucking homo above me ()
Date: February 23, 2021 10:56PM

No, you just want to drink gallons of cum, you cocksucker

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Re: Anybody Born After 1979 in Fairfax - I Could Be Your Father
Posted by: Not interested in bad DNA ()
Date: February 24, 2021 02:37PM

Cocksucking homo above me Wrote:
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> No, you just want to drink gallons of cum, you
> cocksucker

This is bio-engineering. We screen out the defective sperm. Keep yours. Sending yours through the mail would be hazardous waste and a felony. Make some glue with it like GF2 you sick fuck.

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