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Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 21, 2021 01:09PM

Dear Bowel Blocker,

In my generation we respected our elders. This didn’t mean elders treated us like second class citizens, but you are by your abhorrent behavior, doing that. Deciding what is permissible and not, your vanity is much like a Soviet censor, during the days of the Cold War.

I’m not angry at you, rather I’d like to see if we could compromise, meet in the middle, and forge an agreement. What are so bothersome about my posts, whether bowels, dental problems, or vehicle issues? I’ve posted numerous topics and each one you block as some sort of personal vendetta.

I’ll hear you out, let’s discuss as adults what’s the issue, and work like adults.

Brown Onion

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: February 21, 2021 01:41PM

Way to reach across the aisle Brown!

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Bo Weezil ()
Date: February 21, 2021 01:42PM

Actually am impressed by a poster who usually sucks.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: February 21, 2021 02:04PM

Pizzas, wings, ice cream. Might their nachos in the bowels too. Gotta show them boss mode.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: February 21, 2021 02:27PM

Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Pizzas, wings, ice cream. Might their nachos in
> the bowels too. Gotta show them boss mode.


If you are going to impersonate me, at least use coherent English.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion has lots of problems ()
Date: February 21, 2021 02:35PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Dear Bowel Blocker,
>
> In my generation we respected our elders. This
> didn’t mean elders treated us like second class
> citizens, but you are by your abhorrent behavior,
> doing that. Deciding what is permissible and not,
> your vanity is much like a Soviet censor, during
> the days of the Cold War.
>
> I’m not angry at you, rather I’d like to see
> if we could compromise, meet in the middle, and
> forge an agreement. What are so bothersome about
> my posts, whether bowels, dental problems, or
> vehicle issues? I’ve posted numerous topics and
> each one you block as some sort of personal
> vendetta.
>
> I’ll hear you out, let’s discuss as adults
> what’s the issue, and work like adults.
>
> Brown Onion

If you want to be treated with respect, maybe you should post in a more respectful forum.

I forgot, you can't. No respectable forum would put up with your poop obsession.
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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 21, 2021 03:26PM

On a Sunday you are judging very hard. Perhaps this is a good outlet for Mr Onion. Plus he helped me through high school, and also was supportive during college. My nurse exams aren’t for another few months due to Covid, but I look forward to helping people like him.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Sock Puppets on Parade ()
Date: February 21, 2021 03:42PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> On a Sunday you are judging very hard. Perhaps
> this is a good outlet for Mr Onion. Plus he helped
> me through high school, and also was supportive
> during college. My nurse exams aren’t for
> another few months due to Covid, but I look
> forward to helping people like him.

Your alter ego, Brown Onion, is only on FFXU because no other forum allows his(your) poop fantasies. He(you) is(are) reaping what he sows on this forum.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Dirk Lurker ()
Date: February 21, 2021 04:06PM

Sock Puppets on Parade Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > On a Sunday you are judging very hard. Perhaps
> > this is a good outlet for Mr Onion. Plus he
> helped
> > me through high school, and also was supportive
> > during college. My nurse exams aren’t for
> > another few months due to Covid, but I look
> > forward to helping people like him.
>
> Your alter ego, Brown Onion, is only on FFXU
> because no other forum allows his(your) poop
> fantasies. He(you) is(are) reaping what he sows on
> this forum.


HA! If you only knew.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Rusty 1965 ()
Date: February 21, 2021 04:38PM

So much anger.

What has Brown done to you?

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion is mad ()
Date: February 21, 2021 06:45PM

Brown Onion's triggered.
It is probably his dentist appointment tomorrow.

This will calm him down.
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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 21, 2021 08:32PM

You accuse me of being “mad” when you put up videotapes of human feces? I think you are mad and perhaps could use some professional help. We used to have a guy who served with us, who was discharged for issues like you seem to exemplify. Hope your bowels aren’t as rotten as your brain is. Seriously please get some help.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Rusty Craplace.... ()
Date: February 21, 2021 08:47PM





































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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Date: February 21, 2021 08:54PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> You accuse me of being “mad” when you put up
> videotapes of human feces? I think you are mad and
> perhaps could use some professional help. We used
> to have a guy who served with us, who was
> discharged for issues like you seem to exemplify.
> Hope your bowels aren’t as rotten as your brain
> is. Seriously please get some help.

I second my dear partner Brown Onion's sentiments. Feces are meant to be experienced by the senses first hand, not merely observed from afar in phoots. You people are robbing yourselves of most of the enjoyment of defecation. Next time, put down the camera and pull your partner close to smear feces all over his or her body. Embrace one another and feel the sticky mass squish between your naked chests and genitals. Roll about and fill your noses, ears, and mouths with the fresh scents and tastss wiith the ripe brown fruit of the body.

Turn the cameras off and unleash your inhibitions. You favorite politicians will be far less inhibited without annoying photographers. Brown Onion and I have found that when the cameras are not rolling the politicians are eager participants in bowel delights. Suck the starfish of Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell, and AOC off camera and they will eagerly reciprocate. Since we know you will ask, Nancy produces a slightly sour but nice minty flavored semi-liquid greenish-yellow poop.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion is triggered ()
Date: February 21, 2021 09:34PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> You accuse me of being “mad” when you put up
> videotapes of human feces? I think you are mad and
> perhaps could use some professional help. We used
> to have a guy who served with us, who was
> discharged for issues like you seem to exemplify.
> Hope your bowels aren’t as rotten as your brain
> is. Seriously please get some help.

You are testy today...

Does it bother you that much that only place you can post your degenerate rantings is this fetid forum?

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Rusty 1965 ()
Date: February 22, 2021 02:15PM

My neighbor, Brown Onion, is correct. There are only two types of people in this world. People who like the smell of their own bowel movements and assholes. It is obvious which category these nasty interlopers fit into.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: onion powder ()
Date: February 22, 2021 09:07PM

support.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: February 23, 2021 08:11PM

Poopy Fartz is sad that Brown Onion flushed his dentures down the groan throne. Poopy Fartz knows how much licking, slurping and chewing goes on when one of the bowels brigade makes potty. Poopy Fartz is surprised that dentures don't get flushed more often.

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