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Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 19, 2021 09:27AM

One of my grown children, showed me on the World Wide Web, a YouTube video on “Alaska Airlines Safety Dance.” I vaguely remember the song, thinking late 70’s, but a good video recording of stewardesses showing how their planes are clean.

It makes me want to fly when this Chinese virus is eliminated, and I wonder if this airline is helpful to the bowel trodden community. I might have to bring my colon on a trip to Florida, as this cold makes time on the groan throne uncomfortable.

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Inuit ()
Date: February 19, 2021 09:40AM

I dropped a large totem pole at a native Alaskan tourist village.

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: February 19, 2021 10:02AM

Going to eat a lot of greasy foods today. Not sure what will happen but it’s going to be unique!

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: February 19, 2021 10:30AM

12 French toast sticks, 4 egg omelette, 8 sausage links. Take that bowels.

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 19, 2021 11:14AM

Meat lovers pizza, wings, soda. Take that bowels.

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Safety Dance Redux ()
Date: February 19, 2021 11:48AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> One of my grown children, showed me on the World
> Wide Web, a YouTube video on “Alaska Airlines
> Safety Dance.” I vaguely remember the song,
> thinking late 70’s, but a good video recording
> of stewardesses showing how their planes are
> clean.
>
> It makes me want to fly when this Chinese virus is
> eliminated, and I wonder if this airline is
> helpful to the bowel trodden community. I might
> have to bring my colon on a trip to Florida, as
> this cold makes time on the groan throne
> uncomfortable.

This is the second time in two days Brown Onion has used this OP.
At least he isn't spewing his errant nonsense of talking about IBS. That just slows him down from his true desires are to talk about poop.
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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Rusty 1965 ()
Date: February 19, 2021 12:17PM

When someone blocks his thread/closes them down, he has to put up again. I discussed this with him as a clear violation of him and others 1st amendment rights. His grandson taught him how to copy and paste.

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Bed and Bowel ()
Date: February 19, 2021 12:32PM

I hope Bed Bath and Bowel gets you in.

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: First Amendment Onion ()
Date: February 19, 2021 12:43PM

Rusty 1965 Wrote:
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> When someone blocks his thread/closes them down,
> he has to put up again. I discussed this with him
> as a clear violation of him and others 1st
> amendment rights. His grandson taught him how to
> copy and paste.


Ask failed President Trump about twitter. First amendment rights only apply to the hosts of internet activities and not the participants. Brown Onion only stays here because Cary doesn't delete BOs shitty shit stores. They would be taken down almost instantly if they were posted on a decent forum. Don't confuse that with first amendment rights.
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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Rusty 1965 ()
Date: February 19, 2021 02:23PM

1st amendment allows you these sick poop images, so tread carefully before showing how stupid/sick you are. This is 1st amendment freedom of speech, and for one idiot to infringe on Browns free speech is an attack on all.

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Scat Freak BO ()
Date: February 19, 2021 02:39PM

Safe words. Watch what BO types. They are code.

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Rockefeller’s bowels ()
Date: February 19, 2021 02:55PM

Don’t stink

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Rusty 1965 likes poo too ()
Date: February 19, 2021 02:57PM

Rusty 1965 Wrote:
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> 1st amendment allows you these sick poop images,
> so tread carefully before showing how stupid/sick
> you are. This is 1st amendment freedom of speech,
> and for one idiot to infringe on Browns free
> speech is an attack on all.


We know the only reason you and your alter ego Brown Onion post here is your filth would not be tolerated on any respectable forum.

You can pretend you are not a degenerate pervert poop lover but you are not fooling anyone...


Enjor...
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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Poo ()
Date: February 19, 2021 05:12PM





































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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 19, 2021 05:18PM

I picked up a 8 piece chicken family pack from Roy Rogers that includes 4 biscuits and I got a large coleslaw too. My bowels are going to shit when they get this!

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: understand it so hard ()
Date: February 19, 2021 09:48PM

It can be hard.

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: 500 pounds ()
Date: February 19, 2021 09:56PM

500 pounds

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Rusty 1965 ()
Date: February 19, 2021 10:33PM

500 pounds Wrote:
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> 500 pounds


Brown Onion doesn't consider it cheating if I hook up with a fat chick. He only gets jealous when I hook up with other men.
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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: onion gums ()
Date: February 20, 2021 11:12AM

I thought this thread was about false teeth.

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 21, 2021 02:39PM

I got two of those Chef Boyardee pizza kits and they make 4 large pizzas. I got extra cheese and some ground beef plus onions and mushrooms for toppings. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: February 21, 2021 04:10PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I got two of those Chef Boyardee pizza kits and
> they make 4 large pizzas. I got extra cheese and
> some ground beef plus onions and mushrooms for
> toppings. My bowels can handle it!

Boiled, that is crazy talk. While it is okay to treat yourself to some pizza once in a while eating 4 large pizzas for dinner is really crazy! How about a couple slices of pizza and some nice fruit?

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: bib ()
Date: February 21, 2021 08:22PM

Thoughts and Prayers!

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: February 23, 2021 03:29AM

5am guy says hi!

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Re: Alaska Bowels
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: February 23, 2021 02:10PM

5am guy. Wrote:
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> 5am guy says hi!

Poopy Fartz says hi to 5am guy. Poopy Fartz wants to know if 5am guy wants to come over to play Dance Dance revolution and eat Chipotle door dash. Poopy Fartz has a coupon! Poopy Fartz has a four pack of Mike's hard lemonade and charmin fresh mates for that extra clean feeling that dry toilet paper just doesn't give.
Poopy Fartz can't wait. Poopy Fartz has been DVRing reruns of 'Hot in Cleveland'.

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