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Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: PC Retardz. ()
Date: February 06, 2021 11:49PM

I did and while it felt weird at first, It felt pretty good. I always get the extra soft bristles and whirl the brush around inside of me.

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Re: Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: Well yeah once ()
Date: February 07, 2021 12:31AM

Your mother's breath was a little stale so I gave her a toothbrush

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Re: Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: dddoooooooodddddoooooo ()
Date: February 07, 2021 12:38AM

Why don't you just get yourself a vibrator? Brushing your teeth with poop paste isn't the healthiest behavior.

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Re: Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: No. ()
Date: February 07, 2021 12:53AM

You can either love America or you can love Biden. You can't do both.

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Re: Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: The original ass clown: ORANGE ()
Date: February 07, 2021 01:03AM

Pete and Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out...


You can either use your penis to fuck or you can use your rectum to pleasure other penises. You can fuck and be fucked: both. I am confident that you KNOW that and DO that. Carry on talented genius. Carry on.

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Re: Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: Best way to do it ()
Date: February 07, 2021 01:34AM

as a gag to pull on your friends when you go to their house and go use the restroom, then stick their toothbrush in your ass and take a picture of it, then wait a couple days and send it to them. I got that one from back in the days of cameras with film, a friend of mine worked on a cruise ship and he told me when some of the maids would find a camera in a room they were cleaning they would do that trick and of course the tourists would not see the pictures until they went home and got them developed so that might be a couple weeks later and you're looking at your toothbrush that you've been using this whole time and it's stuck in the maid's butthole. Best gag ever!

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Re: Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: What else is funny... ()
Date: February 07, 2021 01:57AM

When I prep sandwiches for the drive thru and put snot in the mayo. No pix tho

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Re: Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: Wisdom ()
Date: February 07, 2021 10:49AM

Toothbrush and snot in the Mayo guy: both of you clearly have never gotten laid and are extremely disgusting people. Perhaps you should meet up so at least you will have one person in your life who doesn’t find you completely repulsive. Just a thought

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Re: Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: BiBs are us! ()
Date: February 07, 2021 10:59AM

Toothbrushes are the wrong tool.

We love toy baseball bats!
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Re: Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: NYHCM ()
Date: February 07, 2021 11:23AM

Best way to do it Wrote:
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> as a gag to pull on your friends when you go to
>
>
>
> I got that one from back in the days of cameras
> with film, a friend of mine worked on a cruise
> ship and he told me when some of the maids would
> find a camera in a room they were cleaning they
> would do that trick and of course the tourists
> would not see the pictures until they went home
> and got them developed so that might be a couple
> weeks later and you're looking at your toothbrush
> that you've been using this whole time and it's
> stuck in the maid's butthole.

I caught maid on a cruise ship doing that in my cabin. I snatched the camera out of her hands and gave her a choice. She could check with me every afternoon to see if I wanted her that night for a little fukkee sukkee or we could get the film developed & the captain could have her put off at the next call part.

She chose the fukkee sukkee with no rubber.

Wonder what ever happened to her.

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Re: Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: Historian ()
Date: February 07, 2021 01:29PM

NYHCM Wrote:
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> She chose the fukkee sukkee with no rubber.
>
> Wonder what ever happened to her.

She married some old guy, moved to Sterling and there they raised their son who became an Interwebz celebrity under the name Miz Moreno. The old man died not that long ago, unhappy with his life's choices.

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Re: Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: Bob bitchin ()
Date: February 12, 2021 08:00AM

PC Retardz. Wrote:
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> I did and while it felt weird at first, It felt
> pretty good. I always get the extra soft bristles
> and whirl the brush around inside of me.


I use and electric toothbrush

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Re: Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: X-dress sissy ()
Date: February 12, 2021 11:17AM

A toothbrush is too small. My wife's strapons are a lot more fun!

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Re: Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: get it right ok ()
Date: April 28, 2023 10:54AM

The correct procedure is to rub the toothbrush of your political opponents on your own genitals

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Re: Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?
Posted by: 3ecijhgt ()
Date: June 04, 2023 12:38PM

get it right ok Wrote:
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> The correct procedure is to rub the toothbrush of
> your political opponents on your own genitals


This

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