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Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 07, 2021 07:33AM

I wish I could have bowels like Lindsay Graham does. Impressive. Instead I got a Dodge set that’s like Mopar it doesn’t go far. My rear end might as well have Dodge written on it as I pop out 1987 Dodge Daytona’s on a regular basis. Hoping the coffee and cigarettes help today’s large problem.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Vantage Light ()
Date: January 07, 2021 09:50AM

Drink lots of water!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: January 07, 2021 11:08AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I wish I could have bowels like Lindsay Graham
> does. Impressive. Instead I got a Dodge set
> that’s like Mopar it doesn’t go far. My rear
> end might as well have Dodge written on it as I
> pop out 1987 Dodge Daytona’s on a regular basis.
> Hoping the coffee and cigarettes help today’s
> large problem.
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 07, 2021 11:22AM

Lasagna, brownies, soda. Take that bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Weird Shit, Trump Fan? ()
Date: January 07, 2021 11:44AM

Is this Donald?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Mopar Mitch ()
Date: January 07, 2021 12:07PM

I just popped out a Dodge Charger, very painful. I shouldn’t have eaten that footling meatball sub yesterday.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 07, 2021 12:22PM

Mopar Mitch Wrote:
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> I just popped out a Dodge Charger, very painful. I
> shouldn’t have eaten that footling meatball sub
> yesterday.


Pics or it didn't happen.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Eeek! ()
Date: January 07, 2021 01:31PM

Is that what a duodenum looks like?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 07, 2021 01:34PM

Everyone mocking a man with a medical condition!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: You high as fuck ()
Date: January 07, 2021 02:04PM

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Everyone mocking a man with a medical condition!


Senator Graham, Dodge cars, ok. Sure. Brown Onion is a idiot!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: This is FFXU ()
Date: January 07, 2021 02:15PM

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Everyone mocking a man with a medical condition!

What the fuck? You do know this is FFXU? If Brown Onion wants support for his 'medical' condition, there are many forums devoted to that.

The Truth is slightly different from that anyway.
People are mocking Brown Onion for his obsessive need to describe his pooping.

If you phrased it as 'Everyone mocking a man with a MENTAL condition!' you might get somewhere. Of course, until Brown Onion admits he has a mental condition, there is no point.

Think of FFXU as 'tough love' for Brown Onion. We all pray he will get help with his medical and/or mental conditions.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Obligation Onion ()
Date: January 07, 2021 02:26PM

This is FFXU Wrote:
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> Fare Fax Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Everyone mocking a man with a medical
> condition!
>
> What the fuck? You do know this is FFXU? If Brown
> Onion wants support for his 'medical' condition,
> there are many forums devoted to that.
>
> The Truth is slightly different from that anyway.
> People are mocking Brown Onion for his obsessive
> need to describe his pooping.
>
> If you phrased it as 'Everyone mocking a man with
> a MENTAL condition!' you might get somewhere. Of
> course, until Brown Onion admits he has a mental
> condition, there is no point.
>
> Think of FFXU as 'tough love' for Brown Onion. We
> all pray he will get help with his medical and/or
> mental conditions.


I don’t pray to invisible friends but this BO has serious problems. I’m no medical professional, so nor sure if diagnosis other than insanity. Fits in well with this site.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: January 07, 2021 03:08PM

User name Brown Onion is an imbecile. A drooling folkish and immature person you don’t want to look up to.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 07, 2021 03:30PM

My neighbor, Brown Onion, is correct. These fecalphobes won't let up with their intolerance and ignorance. Why won't they leave us alone? I'm just grateful that Brown Onion took my advice and kept from posting some of the more mature and intimate details of our adult lifestyle.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 08, 2021 05:49AM

Waffles, potatoes, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 08, 2021 06:21AM

12 egg bacon omelette, 49 hash browns, 64 ounces Orange Juice. Take that bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 08, 2021 09:06AM

What on earth boiled and Fatso? This is madness! This is crazy as the idea that Joe Biden is the president elect.

Please. Stop. For one moment, breathe and think about your bowels. They already deal with enough shit as is. Please think about your colon, having to overwork like a liver does for a whino. Thank you.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: What I eat ()
Date: January 08, 2021 09:37AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> What on earth boiled and Fatso? This is madness!
> This is crazy as the idea that Joe Biden is the
> president elect.
>
> Please. Stop. For one moment, breathe and think
> about your bowels. They already deal with enough
> shit as is. Please think about your colon, having
> to overwork like a liver does for a whino. Thank
> you.


It’s my business not yours. Who the hell do you think you are? The food police? Up yours!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 08, 2021 09:38AM

Sorry Mr Onion, I tried a bowel friendly diet for awhile, but I was starving to death, so I went back to my old diet, even though I know I might destroy my colon and bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 08, 2021 10:09AM

Class will begin soon, and now as a sophomore in college, I’ve been able to get through a lot of required ones. I am not pleased about this, but I have to ride with dad and the obese neighbor to get a Covid test to return to school. I hope they are not holding hands or gassy.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Walt Jameson ()
Date: January 08, 2021 10:51AM

I don’t think it’s appropriate to describe bodily functions like this.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: January 08, 2021 10:53AM

,,,
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 08, 2021 01:13PM

What I eat Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What on earth boiled and Fatso? This is
> madness!
> > This is crazy as the idea that Joe Biden is the
> > president elect.
> >
> > Please. Stop. For one moment, breathe and think
> > about your bowels. They already deal with
> enough
> > shit as is. Please think about your colon,
> having
> > to overwork like a liver does for a whino.
> Thank
> > you.
>
>
> It’s my business not yours. Who the hell do you
> think you are? The food police? Up yours!


You should post pictures of your potty.

My neighbor, Brown Onion, is a seasoned veteran of poop analysis and he can do wonders for quick diagnosis of health based on just a picture. Naturally, if he sees a problem, you might need to shit in a box and send it to him. Of course, we use UPS... In fact, us BiBs use their old slogan constantly "What can Brown done for you?"

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 08, 2021 01:58PM

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> What I eat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What on earth boiled and Fatso? This is
> > madness!
> > > This is crazy as the idea that Joe Biden is
> the
> > > president elect.
> > >
> > > Please. Stop. For one moment, breathe and
> think
> > > about your bowels. They already deal with
> > enough
> > > shit as is. Please think about your colon,
> > having
> > > to overwork like a liver does for a whino.
> > Thank
> > > you.
> >
> >
> > It’s my business not yours. Who the hell do
> you
> > think you are? The food police? Up yours!
>
>
> You should post pictures of your potty.
>
> My neighbor, Brown Onion, is a seasoned veteran of
> poop analysis and he can do wonders for quick
> diagnosis of health based on just a picture.
> Naturally, if he sees a problem, you might need
> to shit in a box and send it to him. Of course, we
> use UPS... In fact, us BiBs use their old slogan
> constantly "What can Brown done for you?"


You’re a loser and a liar. That’s simply not accurate.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 08, 2021 02:39PM

Chik Fil A. Take that bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: What does Senators ()
Date: January 08, 2021 03:11PM

Are you mad? Stir crazy?

I’m trying to understand your fascination with a politician and his digestive system? I’ve seen a lot of stuff here but this takes the cake.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Barstool ()
Date: January 08, 2021 03:27PM

What does Senators Wrote:
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> Are you mad? Stir crazy?
>
> I’m trying to understand your fascination with a
> politician and his digestive system? I’ve seen a
> lot of stuff here but this takes the cake.

Mentally ill. Probably obsessive type.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 08, 2021 04:14PM

My neighbor, Brown Onion, is correct. Us BiBs face this sort of hate-filled intolerance. Everybody poops. Why can't people be more grown up about this natural bodily function? So what if Brown Onion is obsessive about talking discussing his pottys? Whom are we hurting with our adult mature lifestyle? My guess is the superior boweled youngsters are jealous of our comradery and fellowship that only comes from sharing the intimate and personal moments of defecation.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 08, 2021 04:29PM

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> What I eat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What on earth boiled and Fatso? This is
> > madness!
> > > This is crazy as the idea that Joe Biden is
> the
> > > president elect.
> > >
> > > Please. Stop. For one moment, breathe and
> think
> > > about your bowels. They already deal with
> > enough
> > > shit as is. Please think about your colon,
> > having
> > > to overwork like a liver does for a whino.
> > Thank
> > > you.
> >
> >
> > It’s my business not yours. Who the hell do
> you
> > think you are? The food police? Up yours!
>
>
> You should post pictures of your potty.
>
> My neighbor, Brown Onion, is a seasoned veteran of
> poop analysis and he can do wonders for quick
> diagnosis of health based on just a picture.
> Naturally, if he sees a problem, you might need
> to shit in a box and send it to him. Of course, we
> use UPS... In fact, us BiBs use their old slogan
> constantly "What can Brown done for you?"


Brown Onion is good. He could tell I switched from Budweiser to Coors by just the smell and taste of my poop!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 08, 2021 04:30PM

Brown Onion and I, along with our bowel-obsessed brethren, share a common bond of fecal fascination. Anyone who ever reached into his or her diaper and smeared themselves and their surroundings with the odious goodness found within knows the feelings of pure joy that result. As adults we find ultimate pleasure by incorporating our sexual passions and semen with the rich brown yummy poo. Nothing on Earth can beat the exhilaration of spending a few hours with a loved one wallowing around in a sticky aromatic mass of fecal matter. Chocolate lovers can relate.

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Anal Stage
Anal stage, in Freudian psychoanalytic theory, the period in a child’s psychosexual development during which the child’s main concerns are with the processes of elimination. The anal stage, generally the second and third years of life, is held to be significant for the child’s later development because the acquisition of bowel control is presumed to be connected to other forms of self-control, such as cleanliness and orderliness.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Barstool ()
Date: January 08, 2021 04:39PM

Sick photo but agree on Freud’s anal stage. This sick mentally ill person is a Freudian dream.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 08, 2021 06:41PM

Barstool Wrote:
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> Sick photo but agree on Freud’s anal stage. This
> sick mentally ill person is a Freudian dream.


My guess u-=====

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 08, 2021 06:44PM

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Barstool Wrote:
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> -----
> > Sick photo but agree on Freud’s anal stage.
> This
> > sick mentally ill person is a Freudian dream.
>
>
> My guess u-=====
OOOpps..


My guess is it is a picture of a victim of lactose intolerance.



Of course, my neighbor, Brown Onion, is the expert in that sort of diagnosis.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: January 08, 2021 07:07PM

User name Brown Onion is a degenerate, who instead of following sound evidence based board certified medical advice, plots his own course and the results speak for themselves.

While I do have access to the DSM, my best guess is that he has severe mental illness, and seems to think in his depraved mind that he’s “making a difference.” This is not to disparage my patients that I took care of for years, but there’s a lot of psychological links to IBS. A bit less than that, a rough estimate is 1%, is there’s a link to psychiatric behavior. I believe user name Brown Onion is in the latter category.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Bum Fillups ()
Date: January 08, 2021 08:22PM

Much love to the brothers. Happy 2021!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Prof. Pooundgas ()
Date: January 08, 2021 08:49PM

Veggie lasagna, steamed squash and black iced tea. The bowels can handle it.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Ford Fan ()
Date: January 08, 2021 11:19PM

I struggled to push out a carburetor to a 72 Gran Torino

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion buddy says suck ()
Date: January 08, 2021 11:38PM

Instead of trying to push things out, try having your partner apply suction by mouth and lubricate the starfish with their tongue.
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 09, 2021 05:51AM

Pancakes with syrup, unhealthy cereal, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: January 09, 2021 07:15AM

Hi everyone! I am having a bowl of oatmeal with apple slices and some fresh raspberry's on top for breakfast this morning. Drinking peppermint tea with this to help with proper digestion. Please be kind to your bowels, you only get one set of bowels to last a lifetime!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Tic-Tac ()
Date: January 09, 2021 07:37AM

Some folks on this board need a breath mint.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Sugar Onion ()
Date: January 09, 2021 07:56AM

Fruit loops, candy bars, soda pop. Take that bowels

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 09, 2021 08:40AM

It’s obvious the doc is a quack. Just like all of his crowd, insults no medical experience or professionalism. Even human decency. I’ve carried around a Mercury space capsule all night and this is how I’m treated!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 09, 2021 08:43AM

Watching the playoffs all day today. Fondue, chicken wings, chips, onion dip, pizza and ice cream cake will be served all day long. My bowels are in the playoffs too!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rampant ()
Date: January 09, 2021 08:58AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It’s obvious the doc is a quack. Just like all
> of his crowd, insults no medical experience or
> professionalism. Even human decency. I’ve
> carried around a Mercury space capsule all night
> and this is how I’m treated!

You’re a sick rabid dog. Everyday you make claims. Then you promote this crap. Get to a psychiatrist!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Covid Onion ()
Date: January 09, 2021 09:30AM

Survived the virus. Lost my sense of smell. Can’t smell farts or dumps anymore.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Freud Theory ()
Date: January 09, 2021 10:09AM

Freud would thank Brown. No matter what age you are you haven’t grown up. You never passed the stage of development for little kids asshole!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 09, 2021 10:49AM

Freud Theory Wrote:
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> Freud would thank Brown. No matter what age you
> are you haven’t grown up. You never passed the
> stage of development for little kids asshole!


Now you have done it. If my neighbor, Brown Onion, gets angry enough to beat his sister Matilda again, you are to blame for her pain.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: January 09, 2021 11:24AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Watching the playoffs all day today. Fondue,
> chicken wings, chips, onion dip, pizza and ice
> cream cake will be served all day long. My bowels
> are in the playoffs too!

Hi Boiled. Yes it is nice to have some tasty foods to eat while watching the games. You should consider adding a big veggie tray to the list. Some crunchy baby carrots and celery sticks, snap peas, broccoli, grape tomatoes would be some healthy and delicious choices!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Boba Fet ()
Date: January 09, 2021 12:29PM

Fuck you brown onion. Haven’t you had enough you sick troll?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 09, 2021 01:14PM

Boba Fet Wrote:
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> Fuck you brown onion. Haven’t you had enough you
> sick troll?


See the type of intolerance and ignorance we BiBs must endure on a daily basis.

Brown Onion has been shackled. For the sake of political correctness, he has stopped with the 'age of consent in Thailand' argument and he no longer shits in the mouths of 11-year-olds. He learned so many 'wonders of the east' it is a shame he cannot teach them to our local youth. He does let 11-year-olds shit in his mouth. Or he would, but the parents keep them away. The parents of this country are so small-minded that they believe the lies of the mainstream media.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 09, 2021 01:55PM

Toxicity. Negativity. All BO is trying to do is help others and look at you tearing apart someone who’s trying to be kind. Shame. On. You.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Ron Rivera Bowels ()
Date: January 09, 2021 02:20PM

Coaches bowels? Thoughts?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 09, 2021 02:54PM

Must be a lot of thief like Joe Biden fans here this weekend. Not only are you harsh, sick, vicious, your superior smug bowels must feel so good to trash me. I could be your grandfather, and when I was growing up, I guess the days of respecting ones elders are over. Unreal the vicious behavior. Well, those of us with IBS and the like, thank you for proving our point loud and clear. Whether doctors or other people, we are the bastard stepchildren of society.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 09, 2021 04:11PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Must be a lot of thief like Joe Biden fans here
> this weekend. Not only are you harsh, sick,
> vicious, your superior smug bowels must feel so
> good to trash me. I could be your grandfather, and
> when I was growing up, I guess the days of
> respecting ones elders are over. Unreal the
> vicious behavior. Well, those of us with IBS and
> the like, thank you for proving our point loud and
> clear. Whether doctors or other people, we are the
> bastard stepchildren of society.


You are 100% correct about these vicious fecalphobes. All we want is to be left alone with our mature adult lifestyle. They are so small-minded, that they don't even realize that pooping is a natural part of everyone's life. They would be so much better adjusted if they just celebrated it the way us BiBs do.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Mad hatter ()
Date: January 09, 2021 04:15PM

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> -----
> > Must be a lot of thief like Joe Biden fans here
> > this weekend. Not only are you harsh, sick,
> > vicious, your superior smug bowels must feel so
> > good to trash me. I could be your grandfather,
> and
> > when I was growing up, I guess the days of
> > respecting ones elders are over. Unreal the
> > vicious behavior. Well, those of us with IBS
> and
> > the like, thank you for proving our point loud
> and
> > clear. Whether doctors or other people, we are
> the
> > bastard stepchildren of society.
>
>
> You are 100% correct about these vicious
> fecalphobes. All we want is to be left alone with
> our mature adult lifestyle. They are so
> small-minded, that they don't even realize that
> pooping is a natural part of everyone's life.
> They would be so much better adjusted if they just
> celebrated it the way us BiBs do.


How many times have you visited Woodburn?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: January 09, 2021 04:46PM

Old MacBrown Onion had a farm...E I E I O
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Is this Donnie or Rudy? ()
Date: January 09, 2021 06:01PM

Insane crap like this, and with Giuliani and Trump banned from Twitter, is this them?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 09, 2021 07:29PM

I hope to visit Browns House and play find his rear ended through the bright hole!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Seaman ()
Date: January 09, 2021 07:49PM

Made a doody this evening but it didn’t resemble an automobile. Looked more like a Trident sub without the con.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 09, 2021 08:06PM

Seaman Wrote:
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> Made a doody this evening but it didn’t resemble
> an automobile. Looked more like a Trident sub
> without the con.


If you took photos, please post them.

Brown Onion has been depressed this week and photos of poopys always perks him right up.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Seaman ()
Date: January 09, 2021 08:57PM

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Seaman Wrote:
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> > Made a doody this evening but it didn’t
> resemble
> > an automobile. Looked more like a Trident sub
> > without the con.
>
>
> If you took photos, please post them.
>
> Brown Onion has been depressed this week and
> photos of poopys always perks him right up.


No, no. He calls me names. He calls me a superior bowel person and is jealous of my stool.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: January 09, 2021 09:06PM

Old MacBrown Onion had a farm...E I E I O
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 09, 2021 09:16PM

Seaman Wrote:
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> Fare Fax Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Seaman Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Made a doody this evening but it didn’t
> > resemble
> > > an automobile. Looked more like a Trident
> sub
> > > without the con.
> >
> >
> > If you took photos, please post them.
> >
> > Brown Onion has been depressed this week and
> > photos of poopys always perks him right up.
>
>
> No, no. He calls me names. He calls me a
> superior bowel person and is jealous of my stool.


Don't be too hard on Brown Onion, he is in his 'second childhood'. His senility keeps getting worse and worse. He posts only when he has moments of lucidity. He is now pooping in zip lock bags and putting them in the freezer 'for later'. I think I know what for, but I should just stay quiet.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2021 04:50AM

French toast, eggs, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: taco bell onion ()
Date: January 10, 2021 06:16AM

I find taco bell food to be quite good at clearing out ones bowels. It is best to consume the taco bell food only when a good quality restroom is nearby.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2021 07:25AM

taco bell onion Wrote:
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> I find taco bell food to be quite good at clearing
> out ones bowels. It is best to consume the taco
> bell food only when a good quality restroom is
> nearby.

Terrible idea. WWBD. I hope you’ll consider the damage your colon will incur.

Plus I think that’s a business, if not mistaken that gave the thief Joe Biden money for this election. Bad for bowels on both.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: U do ()
Date: January 10, 2021 07:48AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> taco bell onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I find taco bell food to be quite good at
> clearing
> > out ones bowels. It is best to consume the taco
> > bell food only when a good quality restroom is
> > nearby.
>
> Terrible idea. WWBD. I hope you’ll consider the
> damage your colon will incur.
>
> Plus I think that’s a business, if not mistaken
> that gave the thief Joe Biden money for this
> election. Bad for bowels on both.


Have a lot of problems. You’re beyond help.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: January 10, 2021 07:56AM

Taco Bell is easy on the bowels compared to Tippys Taco. Since I stopped eating at Tippys Taco my bowels have gotten a lot better.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: weelz ()
Date: January 10, 2021 08:46AM

Feeing a Chevette brewing down there.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 10, 2021 09:30AM

Howdy brown guyz! I sho does hope all yall are doin well. I haz been eatin lotz of fruitz an vegatablz becauze I haz been gettin too heavy. I also been cuttin back on drinkin beerz.
I seen a post from mr Dive Bomber in tha las thread sayin that he lost hiz wife to tha cancer. It made me feel so sad an I been a prayin fo mr dive bomber an I hopes he postz again real soon.
Got me tha day off taday an am lookin foward ta watchin them nfl playoffz. God bless all yall!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Heavy feeling ()
Date: January 10, 2021 09:35AM

I have that rumbling feeling that soon I will give birth to a Mack truck.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2021 10:47AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy brown guyz! I sho does hope all yall are
> doin well. I haz been eatin lotz of fruitz an
> vegatablz becauze I haz been gettin too heavy. I
> also been cuttin back on drinkin beerz.
> I seen a post from mr Dive Bomber in tha las
> thread sayin that he lost hiz wife to tha cancer.
> It made me feel so sad an I been a prayin fo mr
> dive bomber an I hopes he postz again real soon.
> Got me tha day off taday an am lookin foward ta
> watchin them nfl playoffz. God bless all yall!


Yeah my heart is sad as Mrs Bomber is in the heavens, but dive is sadly left alone, sad, and I hope someone is looking after his bowels.

Happy new year red onion, and hope the fruits help you lose weight, and less painful births on the starfish. Certainly hope the games are good today.

Let’s see, I think I might install groan throne front seats in the Buick today. How are your bowels?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2021 10:47AM

Pancho Villa Wrote:
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> Taco Bell is easy on the bowels compared to Tippys
> Taco. Since I stopped eating at Tippys Taco my
> bowels have gotten a lot better.


Any of those places will hurt your colon and starfish!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: January 10, 2021 10:52AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Pancho Villa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Taco Bell is easy on the bowels compared to
> Tippys
> > Taco. Since I stopped eating at Tippys Taco my
> > bowels have gotten a lot better.
>
>
> Any of those places will hurt your colon and
> starfish!
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: This BO Troll ()
Date: January 10, 2021 11:43AM

Has anyone checked his mental state/well being?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: January 10, 2021 11:48AM

This BO Troll Wrote:
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> Has anyone checked his mental state/well being?

He is older and retired but he has a genuine desire to help others through this forum. He uses comedy and a bit of exaggeration to keep things interesting. BO has actually helped quite a few people including myself.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2021 12:19PM

Frozen pizza, French fries, soda. Take that bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: January 10, 2021 12:39PM

This BO Troll Wrote:
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> Has anyone checked his mental state/well being?


Sick and disgusting individuals like user name Brown Onion, are so narcissistic, that it’s everyone else has the problem. While I never had a psychiatry practice, my best guess is he’s beyond help.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2021 01:18PM

Retired GI Wrote:
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> This BO Troll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Has anyone checked his mental state/well being?
>
>
> Sick and disgusting individuals like user name
> Brown Onion, are so narcissistic, that it’s
> everyone else has the problem. While I never had a
> psychiatry practice, my best guess is he’s
> beyond help.

You talking about yourself stinky fingers?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Classy Red Toasted Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2021 01:33PM

Good one Brown!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Father Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2021 02:44PM

It is the sabbath! There is no need for the blasphemy! Behold said the Lord!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Sock Puppets on Parade ()
Date: January 10, 2021 03:08PM

toasted onion Wrote:
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> This BO Troll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Has anyone checked his mental state/well being?
>
> He is older and retired but he has a genuine
> desire to help others through this forum. He uses
> comedy and a bit of exaggeration to keep things
> interesting. BO has actually helped quite a few
> people including myself.


You, through your alter ego Brown Onion, gets off obsessing about poop. You use the ruse of 'helping others' to hide your true desires and you respond to yourself with sock puppets to validate your unhealthy relationship with shit.

There are many legitimate IBS support groups if you actually wanted to help. They won't put up with your mentally ill nonsense so you stay here with your shitty shit stories.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Who Made You? ()
Date: January 10, 2021 04:26PM

Sock Puppets on Parade Wrote:
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> toasted onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This BO Troll Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Has anyone checked his mental state/well
> being?
> >
> > He is older and retired but he has a genuine
> > desire to help others through this forum. He
> uses
> > comedy and a bit of exaggeration to keep things
> > interesting. BO has actually helped quite a few
> > people including myself.
>
>
> You, through your alter ego Brown Onion, gets off
> obsessing about poop. You use the ruse of 'helping
> others' to hide your true desires and you respond
> to yourself with sock puppets to validate your
> unhealthy relationship with shit.
>
> There are many legitimate IBS support groups if
> you actually wanted to help. They won't put up
> with your mentally ill nonsense so you stay here
> with your shitty shit stories.

Damn. You’ve spent months at this. Butt hurt? It’s a freedom of speech issue/platform. So what?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: January 10, 2021 06:52PM

I think we should all be glad that Brown Onion has given us a safe space to post freely....
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Weird shit ()
Date: January 10, 2021 09:25PM

This is weirdest shit on underground.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: January 10, 2021 10:16PM

Weird shit Wrote:
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> This is weirdest shit on underground.


Yellow shit is even weirder...
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Poopstein McShitz ()
Date: January 11, 2021 12:33AM

How far can Brown Onion prolapse his butthole? That first video is rather impressive.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: January 11, 2021 04:47AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been working a lot of overtime in the last month or so but now 5am guy is getting a couple nights off and is getting the whole 3 day weekend off for the upcoming MLK holiday weekend. 5am guy is happy about that. All this working overtime has been giving 5am guy bowel trouble.
5am guy wants to take his Lincoln automobile on a little road trip next weekend but 5am guy is not sure where to go. Any suggestions from the BiB's would be appreciated. 5am guy wishes everyone here all the best!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 11, 2021 07:50AM

Corn beef hash, bacon, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 11, 2021 09:37AM

17 sausage links, 24 blueberry pancakes, 28 egg omelette, 12 Bud lights. Take that bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: January 11, 2021 01:31PM

5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been
> working a lot of overtime in the last month or so
> but now 5am guy is getting a couple nights off and
> is getting the whole 3 day weekend off for the
> upcoming MLK holiday weekend. 5am guy is happy
> about that. All this working overtime has been
> giving 5am guy bowel trouble.
> 5am guy wants to take his Lincoln automobile on a
> little road trip next weekend but 5am guy is not
> sure where to go. Any suggestions from the BiB's
> would be appreciated. 5am guy wishes everyone here
> all the best!


Poopy Fartz thinks 5am guy should come and visit Poopy Fartz. Poopy Fartz likes 5am guy. Poopy Fartz really likes 5am guy. Poopy Fartz has a Nintendo Wii U and a six pack of Aurora White. Poopy Fartz would love to share them with 5am guy. Poopy Fartz can order Pizza delivery. Poopy Fartz likes Papa Johns the best but Poopy Fartz thinks it is because Papa Johns has a great name. Poopy Fartz and 5am guy can play Super Mario Kart until the Papa Johns works its way through our systems and we can break out the Aurora White. Poopy Fartz thinks it will be fun.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 11, 2021 02:04PM

Lord have mercy. It feels like a telephone booth, with the door opened and the chained phone book, are going through my gizzards and it really hurts. I know as sweat goes down my forehead, that the groan throne is appearing sooner than later. It is going to be a tile ripping Coyote foot on the bear trap screaming event. To my neighbors apologies in advance as there will be screaming.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: January 11, 2021 06:31PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Lord have mercy. It feels like a telephone booth,
> with the door opened and the chained phone book,
> are going through my gizzards and it really hurts.
> I know as sweat goes down my forehead, that the
> groan throne is appearing sooner than later. It is
> going to be a tile ripping Coyote foot on the bear
> trap screaming event. To my neighbors apologies in
> advance as there will be screaming.
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 11, 2021 06:52PM

No only YOU like this content. You have a lotta problems.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: January 11, 2021 08:07PM

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> No only YOU like this content. You have a lotta
> problems.


I keep forgetting you feel left out when YOUR personal desires aren't addressed.


Here you go big fella… Dinner Is Served...
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 11, 2021 09:24PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are rolling around naked in Vaseline on the front yard. I’m mortified, and going inside as wrestling will not be a happy event for the neighborhood.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: She's a Langley grad ()
Date: January 11, 2021 11:36PM

I do not care about Linsay Graham's bowels. Pictures of Lauren Graham's ass would be welcome.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2021 12:57PM

She's a Langley grad Wrote:
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> I do not care about Linsay Graham's bowels.
> Pictures of Lauren Graham's ass would be welcome.


Does she have a good set? A wonderful colon and upper and lower intestine? I hope to learn more about her bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: January 12, 2021 01:25PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> She's a Langley grad Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I do not care about Linsay Graham's bowels.
> > Pictures of Lauren Graham's ass would be
> welcome.
>
>
> Does she have a good set? A wonderful colon and
> upper and lower intestine? I hope to learn more
> about her bowels.


This is the ideal that BiBs like Brown are looking for.

This woman has grade A bowels!

This is a near perfect poop.
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Baked 79 ()
Date: January 12, 2021 02:03PM

Most unusual thread here winner.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 12, 2021 02:23PM

Brown Onion and I love to go out for soft-serv which we share together. We love to partake of that fresh rich brown swirl dispensed right from the tap!




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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 12, 2021 02:45PM

Baked 79 Wrote:
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> Most unusual thread here winner.


My neighbor, Brown Onion, is right again. So much vitriolic hatred for our mature adult lifestyle. My mom used to tell "If you can't be supportive, be polite. If you cannot be polite, be quiet." I don't understand why FFXU doesn't adopt this as policy.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2021 02:51PM

Denny’s this afternoon. Take that bowels!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 12, 2021 02:51PM

Brown and I know that most of you all envy our daily fun with feces.
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 12, 2021 02:53PM

Gay lover of Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Brown and I know that most of you all envy our
> daily fun with feces.

Before I met Brown Onion, all I did was flush my feces.

I was missing out on the best part of life!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2021 04:58PM

Grandmas bond has been revoked, as a repeat offender for the sales and distribution of jenkum. Dad and the obese neighbor are now, trying to get mom to sell their supply. They both are insensitive jerks, grilling steaks and drinking beers.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 12, 2021 06:22PM

Trolls obsessed with BO again.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2021 06:54PM

It seems as if the full sized pickup truck is ready to roll down the Hershey highway. My bowels are going to scream, my toes will curl, the amount of toilet paper, could be a roll or two.

As i opine about the pain in my gut, does it really matter which way to have the toilet paper. Over or from behind on the roll?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Woody Hayes ()
Date: January 12, 2021 07:19PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It seems as if the full sized pickup truck is
> ready to roll down the Hershey highway. My bowels
> are going to scream, my toes will curl, the amount
> of toilet paper, could be a roll or two.
>
> As i opine about the pain in my gut, does it
> really matter which way to have the toilet paper.
> Over or from behind on the roll?


Not funny. Stupid and senseless.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 12, 2021 07:41PM

Woody Hayes Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It seems as if the full sized pickup truck is
> > ready to roll down the Hershey highway. My
> bowels
> > are going to scream, my toes will curl, the
> amount
> > of toilet paper, could be a roll or two.
> >
> > As i opine about the pain in my gut, does it
> > really matter which way to have the toilet
> paper.
> > Over or from behind on the roll?
>
>
> Not funny. Stupid and senseless.

How dare you, my good man.

My neighbor, Brown Onion, is senile. He spends his few slightly lucid moments posting here about his poop passion. How is that hurting anyone?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 12, 2021 10:44PM

Thanks Rusty! It is very difficult to watch our spiritual advisor's mental decline. Perhaps there a blessing in the fact Brown is forgetting about some of the regretful things he has done with his life.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Sooty ()
Date: January 13, 2021 02:36AM

My rear end has different problems

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: 3:30 am guy ()
Date: January 13, 2021 03:31AM

Can’t sleep. Just took a big shit.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: ponderous onion ()
Date: January 13, 2021 05:15AM

A trust is like a toilet paper,
An ass can only be wiped once.
If you are to spoil your given chance,
It is not possible remake it.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Elephant Turd ()
Date: January 13, 2021 06:31AM

Damn, I just took a shit that filled up the entire toilet.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 13, 2021 11:10AM

Elephant Turd Wrote:
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> Damn, I just took a shit that filled up the entire
> toilet.


If you do that again, please post pics for Brown Onion. He has so little to look forward to now...

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 13, 2021 05:05PM

I'm leaving work now. Going to stop by Little Ceaser's to get a couple pizzas and some crazy bread for dinner. My bowels are ready!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: January 13, 2021 11:34PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Grandmas bond has been revoked, as a repeat
> offender for the sales and distribution of jenkum.
> Dad and the obese neighbor are now, trying to get
> mom to sell their supply. They both are
> insensitive jerks, grilling steaks and drinking
> beers.


Spring,

So sorry to hear of your grandma's troubles with the law. As a young adult Im sure you understand she made choices and has to live with the consequences. Sounds like your dad and the 0bese Neighbor egged her on and now sadly she is gonna be fresh meat in the joint. Perhaps a spin in my windowless white van for old times sake?

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 13, 2021 11:46PM

Brown Onion and I have no need of toilet paper, for we lick each other's anus clean after pinching out the tasty treats. We only keep toilet paper around for the occasional non-bowel-brother guest.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2021 04:14AM

Just took a Nancy Pelosi sized crap. The Botox helped but it was nasty!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: January 14, 2021 04:51AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Just took a Nancy Pelosi sized crap. The Botox
> helped but it was nasty!


5am guy says hi to Brown Onion. 5am guy is glad that you were able to rake a dump.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Cranky Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2021 06:16AM

Just forced out a 57 Studebaker

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2021 07:44AM

Bacon, scrapple, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: January 14, 2021 10:19AM

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2021 11:04AM

I hope president Trumps 2nd inauguration speech, he drops his pants on the lectern, sits down on his golden groan throne, and shows the world how he’s a great leader and has stellar top notch bowels.

If I were president, I wouldn’t be able to do this. Instead, it would be akin to watching a train wreck, with crying, screaming, and probably foot toe nail dragging of the masonry work down on the Capitol.

I hope my fellow brothers in bowel are doing ok. Good heavens boiled! I worry about what’s left of your colon!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 14, 2021 11:15AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I hope president Trumps 2nd inauguration speech,
> he drops his pants on the lectern, sits down on
> his golden groan throne, and shows the world how
> he’s a great leader and has stellar top notch
> bowels.

Hey Brown, after Trump shits on us, let's ask the secret service if we can roll around in his poo on the floor of the bathroom. President Trump should offer a pooping service for his fans. Fans could sign up to sit under the presidential stool and watch the presidential sphincter flex and drop a royal turd down on an eagerly awaiting constituent. Trump for his part could pretend he was shitting on a political opponent.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Ok Brownie ()
Date: January 14, 2021 12:23PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I hope president Trumps 2nd inauguration speech,
> he drops his pants on the lectern, sits down on
> his golden groan throne, and shows the world how
> he’s a great leader and has stellar top notch
> bowels.
>
> If I were president, I wouldn’t be able to do
> this. Instead, it would be akin to watching a
> train wreck, with crying, screaming, and probably
> foot toe nail dragging of the masonry work down on
> the Capitol.
>
> I hope my fellow brothers in bowel are doing ok.
> Good heavens boiled! I worry about what’s left
> of your colon!

You finally got me to laugh. Took awhile but this is funny.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2021 12:31PM

Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, soda. Take that bowels.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 14, 2021 12:38PM

Brown Onion likes for me to stick a chicken drumstick up his ass before he eats it. Sometimes I stick the same chicken leg up my own arse first, then his, then he eats it. Potatoes are good bowel food but only if they are inserted raw with lots of lube.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 14, 2021 12:54PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I hope president Trumps 2nd inauguration speech,
> he drops his pants on the lectern, sits down on
> his golden groan throne, and shows the world how
> he’s a great leader and has stellar top notch
> bowels.
>
> If I were president, I wouldn’t be able to do
> this. Instead, it would be akin to watching a
> train wreck, with crying, screaming, and probably
> foot toe nail dragging of the masonry work down on
> the Capitol.
>
> I hope my fellow brothers in bowel are doing ok.
> Good heavens boiled! I worry about what’s left
> of your colon!


Brown Onion is such a great visionary. I, too, share the fantasy of watching Donald Trump dropping trou' and shitting. That has been one of my secret desires since the primaries on 2016.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: It Would B Funny ()
Date: January 14, 2021 03:36PM

If Rump took a shit as Biden got sworn in. Epic fuck you

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Bloody Rectum ()
Date: January 14, 2021 04:20PM

I have big craps that cause bloody tp. Not sure why.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 14, 2021 04:39PM

Bloody Rectum Wrote:
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> I have big craps that cause bloody tp. Not sure
> why.

We have a vampire bowel brother who would find that quite tasty and delicious. Red is a delightful color and compliments a yellow or green poop quite nicely when mingled together smeared on a bowel buddy's body

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: January 14, 2021 07:56PM

Bloody Rectum Wrote:
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> I have big craps that cause bloody tp. Not sure
> why.


You should shit in a box and UPS it to Brown Onion. With his mental decline from his 'oltimers' disease, he might not be as accurate as he once was. But with has smell and taste buds, he should be able to tell if you should be concerned enough to consult a doctor.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: January 14, 2021 09:17PM

Here we have someone’s with a health issue and you mock them and BO. You are sick, vile.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Sooty ()
Date: January 14, 2021 09:47PM

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Here we have someone’s with a health issue and
> you mock them and BO. You are sick, vile.

A guy that talks about the president crapping or the bowels of a senator? Nuts

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
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Date: January 15, 2021 09:20AM










































































































































































































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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 15, 2021 11:26AM

Sooty Wrote:
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> Fare Fax Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here we have someone’s with a health issue
> and
> > you mock them and BO. You are sick, vile.
>
> A guy that talks about the president crapping or
> the bowels of a senator? Nuts


Do senators and presidents, in addition to hearts, lungs, livers, and kidneys also have bowels no? The disdain for talking about ones bowels, shows we have a ways to go for the IBS crowd to go. Just basic human respect. Dignity.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: January 15, 2021 12:04PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sooty Wrote:
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> > Fare Fax Wrote:
> >
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> > > Here we have someone’s with a health issue
> > and
> > > you mock them and BO. You are sick, vile.
> >
> > A guy that talks about the president crapping
> or
> > the bowels of a senator? Nuts
>
>
> Do senators and presidents, in addition to hearts,
> lungs, livers, and kidneys also have bowels no?
> The disdain for talking about ones bowels, shows
> we have a ways to go for the IBS crowd to go. Just
> basic human respect. Dignity.

You tell 'em Brown Onion.

Talking about the President pulling down his pants and shitting at a rally is your way of bringing basic human respect and dignity to this forum.


You have earned this one.
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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: You really don't see the problem ()
Date: January 15, 2021 05:20PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sooty Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fare Fax Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Here we have someone’s with a health issue
> > and
> > > you mock them and BO. You are sick, vile.
> >
> > A guy that talks about the president crapping
> or
> > the bowels of a senator? Nuts
>
>
> Do senators and presidents, in addition to hearts,
> lungs, livers, and kidneys also have bowels no?
> The disdain for talking about ones bowels, shows
> we have a ways to go for the IBS crowd to go. Just
> basic human respect. Dignity.

WTF??

Fantasizing about the President pulling down his pants and taking a dump at his inauguration is disgusting and shows you have some deep-seated mental and emotional problems.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Melwood Guy ()
Date: January 15, 2021 07:49PM

Don’t play with poopees

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: Shriners Kid ()
Date: January 15, 2021 07:52PM

Does my head look big to you? (In munchkin voice)

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Date: January 15, 2021 08:08PM

You really don't see the problem Wrote:
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> Fantasizing about the President pulling down his
> pants and taking a dump at his inauguration is
> disgusting and shows you have some deep-seated
> mental and emotional problems.

Brown Onion and I fantasize about the President-elect a lot of late. Brown Onion pretends to be Kamala Harris and I pretend to be Willie Brown or Joe Biden and shit on his face. Then we switch up. We love wallowing around in chunks of presidential fecal matter. Occasionally we pick up a homeless Negro in DC and pretend he is Corn Pop shitting on both of us. Homeless hobos have incredibly pungent and flavorful shit that is pure joy to eat and play with.

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: cupid ()
Date: January 15, 2021 08:11PM

You guys are really close. That’s super!

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Re: Lindsay Graham’s Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 16, 2021 05:27AM

Up early today making sausage patties with flapjacks and eggs. My bowels are ready to start the 3 day weekend!

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