https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhIJcw3Slnc

Just music now....

He appears to be growing a beard....or maybe just hung over
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6 people watching. Says he had surgery on his face

talking about diarrhea

up to 9 watching, now 8. Come on we need to get into double digits.

It's getting good: He's talking about his Christmas colonoscopy

This is good

I am not interested in his butthole fixation

We got 10

He did the Chinese Thing!
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Do you think Meade is Brown Onion?

chinese thing, and no crying!

What's wrong with crying? It's good that Meade can emote like that.

Lawrence Welk did not have a total White cast, one guy was Black, he did Tap Dancing on the show. Correction to Meade's claim of "All White talent". Also a couple of Mexicans.

1. Not too long, nor short
2. Kept songs to a minimum and nothing maudlin.
3. Did the Chinese thing
4.Not bad at story telling
5.Full of that Christmas cheer

The Chinese Thing was a Demand, a Popular Demand.

The Chinese Thing.
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but a chinaman with a beard. Sexy!

Lots of fun talk about diarrhoea and bowels. Very cheerful.

Not only a chinese guy Wrote:
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> but a chinaman with a beard. Sexy!


too good looking for a beard,,,,,,beards are for ugly guys.

A Fu Manchu might look cool on Meade.

Brown Onion would approve Wrote:
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> Lots of fun talk about diarrhoea and bowels. Very
> cheerful.


Meade Skelton is Brown Onion.

I thought everyone knew that.

I did not know that but am now convinced.

I'm sure Meade will be blasting "One in a Million" by Guns N Roses tonight. Also, he will play some Johnny Rebel tonight while guzzling sweat tea. Merry Fucking Christmas Meade!!

Can retire now and go to sleep. Another delightful Xmas under the belt. Meade puts the X in Xmas.

It was truly magical to see the number live viewers reach into the double digits. Meade is on his way to becoming the superstar he was meant to be.

A milestone reached Wrote:
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> It was truly magical to see the number live
> viewers reach into the double digits. Meade is on
> his way to becoming the superstar he was meant to
> be.


It was either the hope of the Chinese Thing, or curiosity about another emotional breakdown happening that brought the numbers up so exponentially... Meade once again proved them wrong on the former. Meade pulled it off gracefully and with dignity. Help yourself to another scoop of ice cream Meade, you've earned it/

That was interesting about his colonoscopy.

A milestone reached Wrote:
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> It was truly magical to see the number live
> viewers reach into the double digits. Meade is on
> his way to becoming the superstar he was meant to
> be.

Wow. 10 viewers is a milestone lol..

Dude has amazing memory. I couldn't tell you what I got last year.

I could not watch it live...nor have the time to watch the whole thing today;;

It was easy to pinpoint where this happened in the comments!
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Meade Fan #11 Wrote:
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> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhIJcw3Slnc
>
> Just music now....

Because, only white people.....

For the record tko Wrote:
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> Lawrence Welk did not have a total White cast, one
> guy was Black, he did Tap Dancing on the show.
> Correction to Meade's claim of "All White talent".
> Also a couple of Mexicans.


That was during the era when they would throw in a nonthreatening looking black person or other ethnic types to their 'token' representation. The best known example of this is 'the rat pack' had Sammy davis Jr.

Don't be fooled. They were catering to an all white audience.

It had the added benefit of giving the white audience a feeling that they understand the plight of minorities since these 'tokens' were never 'uppity'.

Yes, South Park satirized it by naming their token black character 'Token Black'.

How much can you scam Wrote:
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> For the record tko Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lawrence Welk did not have a total White cast,
> one
> > guy was Black, he did Tap Dancing on the show.
> > Correction to Meade's claim of "All White
> talent".
> > Also a couple of Mexicans.
>
>
> That was during the era when they would throw in a
> nonthreatening looking black person or other
> ethnic types to their 'token' representation. The
> best known example of this is 'the rat pack' had
> Sammy davis Jr.
>
> Don't be fooled. They were catering to an all
> white audience.
>
> It had the added benefit of giving the white
> audience a feeling that they understand the plight
> of minorities since these 'tokens' were never
> 'uppity'.
>
> Yes, South Park satirized it by naming their token
> black character 'Token Black'.


You'll never see a Black couple dancing to :Calcutta" or a Polka on the show. Never ever saw one dance with the old Dance Master Welk. He was German btw.

tell you this Wrote:
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> How much can you scam Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For the record tko Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Lawrence Welk did not have a total White
> cast,
> > one
> > > guy was Black, he did Tap Dancing on the show.
>
> > > Correction to Meade's claim of "All White
> > talent".
> > > Also a couple of Mexicans.
> >
> >
> > That was during the era when they would throw in
> a
> > nonthreatening looking black person or other
> > ethnic types to their 'token' representation.
> The
> > best known example of this is 'the rat pack'
> had
> > Sammy davis Jr.
> >
> > Don't be fooled. They were catering to an all
> > white audience.
> >
> > It had the added benefit of giving the white
> > audience a feeling that they understand the
> plight
> > of minorities since these 'tokens' were never
> > 'uppity'.
> >
> > Yes, South Park satirized it by naming their
> token
> > black character 'Token Black'.
>
>
> You'll never see a Black couple dancing to
> :Calcutta" or a Polka on the show. Never ever saw
> one dance with the old Dance Master Welk. He was
> German btw.

But trotting them out to tap dance in that good old 'Bojangles' style was A-okay. "Most people think blacks are completely useless. I'm progressive, I think they can entertain us by tap dancing and feed us by cooking pancakes".

He had the Smolenski Sisters after the Lennon Sisters left, Polish girls. If he was a Nazi no way would he have Polish people on his show. They hated the Poles almost as much as the Jews. Any Polish person who is a Neo-Nazi is a moran, you were next in line for the ovens.

Verily, in the years gone by, while passing by one morning, I did sneak onto the property and witnesseth a Magic Hat. And while I trespassed I did take unto my phone many shots of the Landmark while they were filming, until I was driven off by an old black man named Security. And then verily without intent and by random happenstance (really!) I attended also the shoots Downtown near the White House. And I did Marvel in that D.C. and witnessed many classic vehicles from 1984 and was struck dumb.


Now today this afternoon while eating alone and apart from my family a Big Mac Meal in celebration of Christmas, my Firestick did emplore that I seek out the show of the season. And so did I turn on HBO Max and watch "Wonder Woman 1984". And while Gal Godot is not hard upon the eyes, and though I had liken unto stalked her set, the movie was sooo boring that about 20 or 30 minutes in, I logged in to Fairfax Underground!

And there had been in the land a prophecy, that the man who was sometimes the cow would appear with song and rejoicing. And lo there came unto me a Youtube recording of this miracle, and I did watch it.

Here therefore are The Highlights and recap of Meade Skelton's Christmas Eve Special.


06:23 Meade appears
06:50 church is closed (Catholics)
8:06 "12 Days Of Christmas"
12:10 Facial surgery beard

12:34 Prof. Meade researches Christmas IS NOT Pagan


20:16 "Everybody's Dying" Lying

Meade claims that he edited out his Meltdown due to technical issues such as background noise (and since he is a perfectionist about his productions). Really, Meade, telling a lie for Christmas? (And what busy hands you have trying to pray it away and wave it all away!)


20:46 Meade recounts Chrismas past: 1998: incredible diareah, mucus, blood, and pus. Colonoscopy Christmas. Lotion, tranqs, and a TV show with a puff of air. Scared he had Ebola or AIDS. Diagnosis: Mexican Weight Loss Drugs. Lost 20 lbs the hard way.

25:16 Y2K memories. All I Got For Christmas was Survivalist Supplies

26:00 Living in a farm in Loudoun. Meeting Oliver North in church.

27:35 (Oliver North was not disguised with a fake Jewish nose)


28:05 *** The Chinese Thing ***

This is what we all tuned in for, and Meade reluctantly does it by popular request. Meade does not disappoint. (It will offend Asians, but What The Hell - It's Christmas!)


29:09 ...back to storytelling. 2001 and beyond

30:13 Watch out for mayo (but music makes you feel good) 2010

32:34 RTC

Police kicked him offstage at the fountain. Meade asks why everyone in Fairfax County is rude and sounds like they are from New Jersey?

33:32 AGT

33:50 Way back in 91: karaoke machine

34:31 Trucks, trains; GI Joe assasinated by Mom

35:25 1990 Mom died

This Christmas feels like a 1990 Christmas: very blue. His friends' parents are in a bad way (maybe COVID); prayers please.

Viruses are demonic and we can rebuke them.

36:10 Someone is in the house (I am going out on a limb and guessing it is is father's caretaker ???)

36:30 Luke (10 people in Chat)

Will be leaving a little early, might be going to the CATHOLIC church after all!

(Minor technical glitches, not edited out...)

39:17 KJV please (not NIV) Oops
39:45 EDIT

39:56 Planned Parenthood v. Mary

40:26 "Silent Night"
44:07 Meade feels Frosty...
44:21 ...And speaking of White things (Lawrence Welk)

45:23 And To All A Good Night

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And it was better than Wonder Woman, which I shall now attempt to finish watching.

"Wonder Woman 1984" was released a couple days ago in China, and flopped at the box office. Maybe someone should introduce the Chinese to Meade Skelton. He could have a whole audience over there with The Chinese Thing. Seems only fair and fitting that we should send China something viral for the new year.



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 12/25/2020 08:14PM by Spacy.

Spacy Wrote:
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> Verily, in the years gone by, while passing by one
> morning, I did sneak onto the property and
> witnesseth a Magic Hat. And while I trespassed I
> did take unto my phone many shots of the Landmark
> while they were filming, until I was driven off by
> an old black man named Security. And then verily
> without intent and by random happenstance
> (really!) I attended also the shoots Downtown near
> the White House. And I did marvel in that D.C. and
> witnessed many classic vehicles from 1984 and was
> struck dumb.
>
>
> Now today this afternoon while eating alone and
> apart from my family a Big Mac Meal in celebration
> of Christmas, my Firestick did emplored that I
> seek out the show of the season. And so did I turn
> on HBO Max and watch "Wonder Woman 1984". And
> while Gal Godot is not hard upon the eyes, and
> though I had liken unto stalked her set, the movie
> was sooo boring that about 20 or 30 minutes in, I
> logged in to Fairfax Underground!
>
> And there had been in the land a prophecy, that
> the man who was sometimes the cow would appear
> with song and rejoicing. And lo there came unto me
> a Youtube recording of this miracle, and I did
> watch it.
>
> Here therefore are The Highlights and recap of
> Meade Skelton's Christmas Eve Special.
>
>
> 06:23 Meade appears
> 06:50 church is closed (Catholics)
> 8:06 "12 Days Of Christmas"
> 12:10 Facial surgery beard
>
> 12:34 Prof. Meade researches Christmas IS NOT
> Pagan
>
>
> 20:16 "Everybody's Dying" Lying
>
> Meade claims that he edited out his Meltdown due
> to technical issues such as background noise (and
> since he is a perfectionist about his
> productions). Really, Meade, telling a lie for
> Christmas? (And what busy hands you have trying to
> pray it away and wave it all away!)
>
>
> 20:46 Meade recounts Chrismas past: 1998:
> incredible diareah, mucus, blood, and pus.
> Colonoscopy Christmas. Lotion, tranqs, and a TV
> show with a puff of air. Scared he had Ebola or
> AIDS. Diagnosis: Mexican Weight Loss Drugs. Lost
> 20 lbs the hard way.
>
> 25:16 Y2K memories. All I Got For Christmas was
> Survivalist Supplies
>
> 26:00 Living in a farm in Loudoun. Meeting Oliver
> North in church.
>
> 27:35 (Oliver North was not disguised with a fake
> Jewish nose)
>
>
> 28:05 *** The Chinese Thing ***
>
> This is what we all tuned in for, and Meade
> reluctantly does it by popular request. Meade does
> not disappoint. (It will offend Asians, but What
> The Hell - It's Christmas!)
>
>
> 29:09 ...back to storytelling. 2001 and beyond
>
> 30:13 Watch out for mayo (but music makes you feel
> good) 2010
>
> 32:34 RTC
>
> Police kicked him offstage at the fountain. Meade
> asks why everyone in Fairfax County is rude and
> sounds like they are from New Jersey?
>
> 33:32 AGT
>
> 33:50 Way back in 91: karaoke machine
>
> 34:31 Trucks, trains; GI Joe assasinated by Mom
>
> 35:25 1990 Mom died
>
> This Christmas feels like a 1990 Christmas: very
> blue. His friends' parents are in a bad way (maybe
> COVID); prayers please.
>
> Viruses are demonic and we can rebuke them.
>
> 36:10 Someone is in the house (I am going out on a
> limb and guessing it is is father's caretaker
> ???)
>
> 36:30 Luke (10 people in Chat)
>
> Will be leaving a little early, might be going to
> the CATHOLIC church after all!
>
> (Minor technical glitches, not edited out...)
>
> 39:17 KJV please (not NIV) Oops
> 39:45 EDIT
>
> 39:56 Planned Parenthood v. Mary
>
> 40:26 "Silent Night"
> 44:07 Meade feels Frosty...
> 44:21 ...And speaking of White things (Lawrence
> Welk)
>
> 45:23 And To All A Good Night
>
> ----
> And it was better than Wonder Woman, which I shall
> now attempt to finish watching.
>
> "Wonder Woman 1984" was released a couple days ago
> in China, and flopped at the box office. Maybe
> someone should introduce the Chinese to Meade
> Skelton. He could have a whole audience over there
> with The Chinese Thing. Seems only fair and
> fitting that we should send China something viral
> for the new year.


It was still great broadcasting

Meade is such a professional that he is already gathering material for his 2021 Christmas Special. BTW did he pick up any more Patrons from the Special? I imagine he must of.

Actually, he lost one.

He is back down to two!

https://www.patreon.com/meadeskeltonmusic

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> Actually, he lost one.
>
> He is back down to two!
>
> https://www.patreon.com/meadeskeltonmusic


wonder where he went wrong. Maybe the guy was Chinese and got insulted by Meade's chinese humor?

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> He's going the wrong way/// Wrote:
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> -----
> > Actually, he lost one.
> >
> > He is back down to two!
> >
> > https://www.patreon.com/meadeskeltonmusic
>
>
> wonder where he went wrong. Maybe the guy was
> Chinese and got insulted by Meade's chinese humor?


I figured the patron used a q-tip and actually heard what he was supporting...

OK, so the guy showed, and we all saw it that he has the capabilities of recovering quick in the event of a meltdown/ He demonstrated it the other day. Further evidence that the Police acted in haste to evacuated the Meade from the statue scene. Meade would have recovered. I still think you have a damn good winnable case for a Civil Rights violation. At least they will settle out of court. Hey! money in the bank.

they should have tased him