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How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: Wild Cage Animal ()
Date: November 29, 2020 05:49PM

How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: couple of days ()
Date: November 29, 2020 06:04PM

Hear him talk though he makes himself to be "Birdman of Alcatraz" or something. Isn't that always the case though?

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: Funny Shitter ()
Date: November 29, 2020 09:40PM

It was more than a couple of days because we were joking about throwing Oreo crumbs and couch Cheetos to him.

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: One month and one week ()
Date: November 29, 2020 10:43PM

Roughly five weeks because of Miz

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: Cage Match ()
Date: November 29, 2020 10:52PM

Not near as long as Lizzie.
But rumor is that had a couple little boys caged in his basement for years. When his dad came to babysit eesh he let the kids go with a couple thousand apiece in hush money.
Supposedly, Miz helped Eesh capture the kids before they had a falling out. I heard the problem was Eesh not being willing to share the spoils.

At least that's what Lizzie said. And she's a lying sack of purple dildos so who knows what's true or not

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: miz was lucky and cagey ()
Date: November 29, 2020 10:56PM

He beat a long rap, he walked right out of the joint with a win tucked under his wing. He faced some heavy time, not County Jail time

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: One more for the road ()
Date: November 29, 2020 11:11PM

miz was lucky and cagey Wrote:
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> He beat a long rap, he walked right out of the
> joint with a win tucked under his wing. He faced
> some heavy time, not County Jail time

He knew to plead insanity. That might be his only hope, knowing he is insane.
But yet Eesh still thinks everyone else is crazy and he is the only sane one.
If Eesh has really left this forum and not been lurking anonymously, then what do you think he has done to replace all those hours spent here daily?
Scary thought out isn't it?

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: wicked weird ()
Date: November 29, 2020 11:58PM

One more for the road Wrote:
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> miz was lucky and cagey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He beat a long rap, he walked right out of the
> > joint with a win tucked under his wing. He
> faced
> > some heavy time, not County Jail time
>
> He knew to plead insanity. That might be his only
> hope, knowing he is insane.
> But yet Eesh still thinks everyone else is crazy
> and he is the only sane one.
> If Eesh has really left this forum and not been
> lurking anonymously, then what do you think he has
> done to replace all those hours spent here daily?
> Scary thought out isn't it?


eesh always stood on two sturdy feet. But who really knows? eesh sometimes goes into a torpid state, he'll snap out of it. I bid him peace/

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: Caged Animal ()
Date: November 30, 2020 10:05AM

I had a couple of fritos I found in my car seat that I was thinking about chucking over the fence for eesh to feast on.

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: rumplestilskin ()
Date: November 30, 2020 12:25PM

wicked weird Wrote:
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> One more for the road Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > miz was lucky and cagey Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > He beat a long rap, he walked right out of
> the
> > > joint with a win tucked under his wing. He
> > faced
> > > some heavy time, not County Jail time
> >
> > He knew to plead insanity. That might be his
> only
> > hope, knowing he is insane.
> > But yet Eesh still thinks everyone else is
> crazy
> > and he is the only sane one.
> > If Eesh has really left this forum and not been
> > lurking anonymously, then what do you think he
> has
> > done to replace all those hours spent here
> daily?
> > Scary thought out isn't it?
>
>
> eesh always stood on two sturdy feet. But who
> really knows? eesh sometimes goes into a torpid
> state, he'll snap out of it. I bid him peace/

Two sturdy feet?
Lizzie was always behind him, supporting him and keeping his wobbly knees from collapsing while she twisted that purple dildo in his backside before making him suck the shit off of it before she snuck it back in her mommas bedside drawer

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: According to lizzie ()
Date: November 30, 2020 12:29PM

Lizzie's purple dildo actually belonged to Katie. It got a lot of use. Famous recipients of the dildo pleasures include:
Katie
Eric
Chris B.
Kristy
eesh
Miz
peep
Megan
Tator Tots
tootguy (unconfirmed)

Current whereabouts of the original purple dildo are unknown

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: Lemonaide ()
Date: November 30, 2020 12:51PM

Eesh seems very upset today.

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: November 30, 2020 12:55PM

Lemonaide Wrote:
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> Miz seems very upset today.

Miz had his Facebook account removed again, so he is back posting here full time.

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: ????? ()
Date: December 02, 2020 10:21AM

FIFY Wrote:
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> Lemonaide Wrote:
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> -----
> > Miz seems very upset today.
>
> Miz had his Facebook account removed again, so he
> is back posting here full time.

Which one of his Facebook accounts? Two of them are still up and he is still posting.

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: Grim Raper ()
Date: December 02, 2020 11:02AM

????? Wrote:
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> FIFY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lemonaide Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Miz seems very upset today.
> >
> > Miz had his Facebook account removed again, so
> he
> > is back posting here full time.
>
> Which one of his Facebook accounts? Two of them
> are still up and he is still posting.

He's not perished?

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Re: How Long Was Eesh Caged Up in Jail?
Posted by: Tator is gross ()
Date: December 02, 2020 09:12PM

Glad tator tots was last. That dildo probably needed some industrial cleaning after penetrating his dirty poop chute. Tator tots is one nasty ass guy.

According to lizzie Wrote:
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> Lizzie's purple dildo actually belonged to Katie.
> It got a lot of use. Famous recipients of the
> dildo pleasures include:
> Katie
> Eric
> Chris B.
> Kristy
> eesh
> Miz
> peep
> Megan
> Tator Tots
> tootguy (unconfirmed)
>
> Current whereabouts of the original purple dildo
> are unknown

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