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If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
nignogkiller420'
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Date: November 28, 2020 04:08PM
I'd select whatever the hell Miz's mom was sitting on.
I'd want to know what the experience was like entering holes that literally thousands of men have entered in the past.
Also, what is it like to be in a moist hell pit that only retarded spawn of satan can emerge from?
Additionally, do you want to unmake yourself so you prevent spreading your taint into the world?
I'd want to know what the experience was like entering holes that literally thousands of men have entered in the past.
Also, what is it like to be in a moist hell pit that only retarded spawn of satan can emerge from?
Additionally, do you want to unmake yourself so you prevent spreading your taint into the world?
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
I would meet brian
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Date: November 28, 2020 04:20PM
I would ask him abut horse fucking
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
Woss
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Date: November 28, 2020 04:30PM
The niggerology professor, that means either eesh, Moreno, GGP or Goatfuckerer2
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
Reginald Wentworth III
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Date: November 28, 2020 04:35PM
The guy who posts here all the time saying Meade Skelton singing and music are great, how talented he is, and his manly good looks.
I just need to know if this person actually exists, and what type of head trauma did he experience to be this way. Perhaps it is psychotropic drugs too... I just need to know.
I just need to know if this person actually exists, and what type of head trauma did he experience to be this way. Perhaps it is psychotropic drugs too... I just need to know.
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
OK, let me help here
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Date: November 28, 2020 04:38PM
Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
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> The guy who posts here all the time saying Meade
> Skelton singing and music are great, how talented
> he is, and his manly good looks.
>
> I just need to know if this person actually
> exists, and what type of head trauma did he
> experience to be this way. Perhaps it is
> psychotropic drugs too... I just need to know.
That person is meade himself, and you can have a personal chat with him for 15 bucks.
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> The guy who posts here all the time saying Meade
> Skelton singing and music are great, how talented
> he is, and his manly good looks.
>
> I just need to know if this person actually
> exists, and what type of head trauma did he
> experience to be this way. Perhaps it is
> psychotropic drugs too... I just need to know.
That person is meade himself, and you can have a personal chat with him for 15 bucks.
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
My vote is for the FT
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Date: November 28, 2020 04:46PM
OK, let me help here Wrote:
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> Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The guy who posts here all the time saying
> Meade
> > Skelton singing and music are great, how
> talented
> > he is, and his manly good looks.
> >
> > I just need to know if this person actually
> > exists, and what type of head trauma did he
> > experience to be this way. Perhaps it is
> > psychotropic drugs too... I just need to know.
>
>
> That person is meade himself, and you can have a
> personal chat with him for 15 bucks.
My vote is for the forum Trumptard. KKKKillery KKKLinton, TRUMPOCRAT, LIbs are Hitler, President Trump FTW and all the other names he posts under. I can't figure out if he is a naive high schooler, FTL basement dweller like Meade and Miz or maybe a hippy drug burnout boomer. The only thing I do know is that he isn't supporting himself and is being supported by his family or government handouts. Or a combo of both like Miz or Meade.
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> Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The guy who posts here all the time saying
> Meade
> > Skelton singing and music are great, how
> talented
> > he is, and his manly good looks.
> >
> > I just need to know if this person actually
> > exists, and what type of head trauma did he
> > experience to be this way. Perhaps it is
> > psychotropic drugs too... I just need to know.
>
>
> That person is meade himself, and you can have a
> personal chat with him for 15 bucks.
My vote is for the forum Trumptard. KKKKillery KKKLinton, TRUMPOCRAT, LIbs are Hitler, President Trump FTW and all the other names he posts under. I can't figure out if he is a naive high schooler, FTL basement dweller like Meade and Miz or maybe a hippy drug burnout boomer. The only thing I do know is that he isn't supporting himself and is being supported by his family or government handouts. Or a combo of both like Miz or Meade.
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
this ? never gets old.
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Date: November 28, 2020 04:57PM
but the answer remain the same. Meade, good then,good now!
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
You got a point
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Date: November 28, 2020 05:02PM
this ? never gets old. Wrote:
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> but the answer remain the same. Meade, good
> then,good now!
He could very well be the forum Trumptard.
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> but the answer remain the same. Meade, good
> then,good now!
He could very well be the forum Trumptard.
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
Ekee
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Date: November 28, 2020 05:04PM
Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
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> The guy who posts here all the time saying Meade
> Skelton singing and music are great, how talented
> he is, and his manly good looks.
>
> I just need to know if this person actually
> exists, and what type of head trauma did he
> experience to be this way. Perhaps it is
> psychotropic drugs too... I just need to know.
I’m not that guy, I don’t think, but I’m close.
I think Meade has a good voice, but is using it the wrong way.
I don’t think he has enough talent to do serious shit, BUT, if he find the right gimmick, just maybe, if Meade was the same person, but instead of a church, innocent do gooder. If Meade happened to be more like Johnny cash, more of that back round, not the actual Johnny cash.
And, yes, I have done a more heavy drug for about 7-8 years.
Which was snorting coke, I only tried smoking it like 3-5 times, didn’t like it, been sober for about 15 years, and only drink now!
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> The guy who posts here all the time saying Meade
> Skelton singing and music are great, how talented
> he is, and his manly good looks.
>
> I just need to know if this person actually
> exists, and what type of head trauma did he
> experience to be this way. Perhaps it is
> psychotropic drugs too... I just need to know.
I’m not that guy, I don’t think, but I’m close.
I think Meade has a good voice, but is using it the wrong way.
I don’t think he has enough talent to do serious shit, BUT, if he find the right gimmick, just maybe, if Meade was the same person, but instead of a church, innocent do gooder. If Meade happened to be more like Johnny cash, more of that back round, not the actual Johnny cash.
And, yes, I have done a more heavy drug for about 7-8 years.
Which was snorting coke, I only tried smoking it like 3-5 times, didn’t like it, been sober for about 15 years, and only drink now!
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
Meade is talented
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Date: November 28, 2020 05:22PM
I'm not the previous poster nor the Meade-tard. I'm the one who thinks Meade is talented as a comedian. Meade should go with his strengths which are making funny faces, flexing his moobs, humping the giant stuffed bunny, cooking weird gross foods on camera, and doing wacky commentary about "perverts" etc. Meade can follow the example of the great Jack Benny. Jack Benny was a good violin player and moderately successful, but when he focused on comedy he became a superstar.
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
I don’t know about talking
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Date: November 28, 2020 05:28PM
I would butt fuck Lynn so hard, peep would have a sore asshole.
https://youtu.be/hF9Gr5waAJg
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Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
never lose faith
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Date: November 28, 2020 05:31PM
Ekee Wrote:
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> Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The guy who posts here all the time saying
> Meade
> > Skelton singing and music are great, how
> talented
> > he is, and his manly good looks.
> >
> > I just need to know if this person actually
> > exists, and what type of head trauma did he
> > experience to be this way. Perhaps it is
> > psychotropic drugs too... I just need to know.
>
>
> I’m not that guy, I don’t think, but I’m
> close.
> I think Meade has a good voice, but is using it
> the wrong way.
> I don’t think he has enough talent to do serious
> shit, BUT, if he find the right gimmick, just
> maybe, if Meade was the same person, but instead
> of a church, innocent do gooder. If Meade happened
> to be more like Johnny cash, more of that back
> round, not the actual Johnny cash.
> And, yes, I have done a more heavy drug for about
> 7-8 years.
> Which was snorting coke, I only tried smoking it
> like 3-5 times, didn’t like it, been sober for
> about 15 years, and only drink now!
Trust in Meade
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> Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The guy who posts here all the time saying
> Meade
> > Skelton singing and music are great, how
> talented
> > he is, and his manly good looks.
> >
> > I just need to know if this person actually
> > exists, and what type of head trauma did he
> > experience to be this way. Perhaps it is
> > psychotropic drugs too... I just need to know.
>
>
> I’m not that guy, I don’t think, but I’m
> close.
> I think Meade has a good voice, but is using it
> the wrong way.
> I don’t think he has enough talent to do serious
> shit, BUT, if he find the right gimmick, just
> maybe, if Meade was the same person, but instead
> of a church, innocent do gooder. If Meade happened
> to be more like Johnny cash, more of that back
> round, not the actual Johnny cash.
> And, yes, I have done a more heavy drug for about
> 7-8 years.
> Which was snorting coke, I only tried smoking it
> like 3-5 times, didn’t like it, been sober for
> about 15 years, and only drink now!
Trust in Meade
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
why do people bash lynn?
()
Date: November 28, 2020 05:34PM
hasn't she had enough grief?
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
Smss
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Date: November 28, 2020 05:38PM
Meade is talented Wrote:
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> I'm not the previous poster nor the Meade-tard.
> I'm the one who thinks Meade is talented as a
> comedian. Meade should go with his strengths
> which are making funny faces, flexing his moobs,
> humping the giant stuffed bunny, cooking weird
> gross foods on camera, and doing wacky commentary
> about "perverts" etc. Meade can follow the
> example of the great Jack Benny. Jack Benny was a
> good violin player and moderately successful, but
> when he focused on comedy he became a superstar.
Any retard can do that, it’s done thousands of times on social media a day.
Meade has a decent voice, he’s funny, BUT u can NO longer be a conservative comedian, which sucks, cuz racial comedy is my favorite.
U see what’s going on, even innocent names of food products are being changed.
I don’t see Meade using his talents, singing and religion, and making it, UNLESS HE BECOMES A MUSLIM AND SINGS ABOJT KILLING THE INFIDELS!
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> I'm not the previous poster nor the Meade-tard.
> I'm the one who thinks Meade is talented as a
> comedian. Meade should go with his strengths
> which are making funny faces, flexing his moobs,
> humping the giant stuffed bunny, cooking weird
> gross foods on camera, and doing wacky commentary
> about "perverts" etc. Meade can follow the
> example of the great Jack Benny. Jack Benny was a
> good violin player and moderately successful, but
> when he focused on comedy he became a superstar.
Any retard can do that, it’s done thousands of times on social media a day.
Meade has a decent voice, he’s funny, BUT u can NO longer be a conservative comedian, which sucks, cuz racial comedy is my favorite.
U see what’s going on, even innocent names of food products are being changed.
I don’t see Meade using his talents, singing and religion, and making it, UNLESS HE BECOMES A MUSLIM AND SINGS ABOJT KILLING THE INFIDELS!
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
Peeps needs to step up!
()
Date: November 28, 2020 05:40PM
I don’t know about talking Wrote:
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> I would butt fuck Lynn so hard, peep would have a
> sore asshole.
>
> https://youtu.be/hF9Gr5waAJg
You are right, PEEPS MOMS IS HOT!
Peeps needs to sneak in on his mom while she’s wiping that hot ass and sharing with us!
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> I would butt fuck Lynn so hard, peep would have a
> sore asshole.
>
> https://youtu.be/hF9Gr5waAJg
You are right, PEEPS MOMS IS HOT!
Peeps needs to sneak in on his mom while she’s wiping that hot ass and sharing with us!
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
Chuck DNA check
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Date: November 28, 2020 06:46PM
Was Chuck Hoffmann nailing Lynn?
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
Is this Lynn?
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Date: November 28, 2020 07:12PM
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
496.5
()
Date: November 28, 2020 10:42PM
496. He was a funny MF'r.
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
souvenir
()
Date: November 28, 2020 10:49PM
mad max, JD
Why did he leave?
Why did he leave?
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
Going Back
()
Date: November 28, 2020 11:12PM
Timmy.
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
Rich & Famous
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Date: November 28, 2020 11:34PM
To call anyone even remotely connected with FFXU a celebrity is pretty sad to begin with.
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
one of the BiBs
()
Date: November 28, 2020 11:51PM
Rich & Famous Wrote:
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> To call anyone even remotely connected with FFXU a
> celebrity is pretty sad to begin with.
I would like to meet the real Brown Onion. Unless of course, he really is an elderly poop fancier. I'm sure there are those out there, and FFXU is the sort of place they might wind up.
I'm betting he has a strange lifestyle. Something like being in his late thirties. Either a lesbian or born a lesbian and 'transitioned' to being a man. 'He' works somewhere awful like a slaughterhouse. Maybe Tyson's in Glen Allen or maybe the stockyards in Chicago or even Vernon, California. I bet he lives alone in a trailer parked illegally within walking distance of work. Yes, I'm sure Brown Onion could have some seriously fucked up backstory. Any of which would be preferable to the shit freak he pretends to be online.
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> To call anyone even remotely connected with FFXU a
> celebrity is pretty sad to begin with.
I would like to meet the real Brown Onion. Unless of course, he really is an elderly poop fancier. I'm sure there are those out there, and FFXU is the sort of place they might wind up.
I'm betting he has a strange lifestyle. Something like being in his late thirties. Either a lesbian or born a lesbian and 'transitioned' to being a man. 'He' works somewhere awful like a slaughterhouse. Maybe Tyson's in Glen Allen or maybe the stockyards in Chicago or even Vernon, California. I bet he lives alone in a trailer parked illegally within walking distance of work. Yes, I'm sure Brown Onion could have some seriously fucked up backstory. Any of which would be preferable to the shit freak he pretends to be online.
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
Miss Cabbage
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Date: November 29, 2020 12:33AM
one of the BiBs Wrote:
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> Rich & Famous Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To call anyone even remotely connected with FFXU
> a
> > celebrity is pretty sad to begin with.
>
>
> I would like to meet the real Brown Onion. Unless
> of course, he really is an elderly poop fancier.
> I'm sure there are those out there, and FFXU is
> the sort of place they might wind up.
>
> I'm betting he has a strange lifestyle. Something
> like being in his late thirties. Either a lesbian
> or born a lesbian and 'transitioned' to being a
> man. 'He' works somewhere awful like a
> slaughterhouse. Maybe Tyson's in Glen Allen or
> maybe the stockyards in Chicago or even Vernon,
> California. I bet he lives alone in a trailer
> parked illegally within walking distance of work.
> Yes, I'm sure Brown Onion could have some
> seriously fucked up backstory. Any of which would
> be preferable to the shit freak he pretends to be
> online.
The real Brown Onion is a racist loser here who goes by BEH and a few other common names.
If you want proof of that, just do a forum search for “third world savages”.
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> Rich & Famous Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To call anyone even remotely connected with FFXU
> a
> > celebrity is pretty sad to begin with.
>
>
> I would like to meet the real Brown Onion. Unless
> of course, he really is an elderly poop fancier.
> I'm sure there are those out there, and FFXU is
> the sort of place they might wind up.
>
> I'm betting he has a strange lifestyle. Something
> like being in his late thirties. Either a lesbian
> or born a lesbian and 'transitioned' to being a
> man. 'He' works somewhere awful like a
> slaughterhouse. Maybe Tyson's in Glen Allen or
> maybe the stockyards in Chicago or even Vernon,
> California. I bet he lives alone in a trailer
> parked illegally within walking distance of work.
> Yes, I'm sure Brown Onion could have some
> seriously fucked up backstory. Any of which would
> be preferable to the shit freak he pretends to be
> online.
The real Brown Onion is a racist loser here who goes by BEH and a few other common names.
If you want proof of that, just do a forum search for “third world savages”.
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
If he's man enough
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Date: November 29, 2020 09:05AM
As a Conservative Gay Man, I would love to meet Gerry and do unspeakable things to his bunghole.
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
24pk
()
Date: November 29, 2020 09:20AM
Stabitha
Re: If you could talk with 1 FFXU celebrity, which one would it be?
Posted by:
question for peep and/or Brian
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Date: November 29, 2020 03:06PM
What I want to know is, did Brian and/or TJ actually fuck a horse? If so, how was she? Did he have to hold her tail to the side, or did the horse do that automatically? Did he wear a rubber to keep from getting the horse pregnant with freakish hybrid centaur offspring?