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Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: November 24, 2020 02:39PM
Would you throw multiple oils and gasses in your weed whacking machine at one time?
That’s what you’re doing. Turkey, stuffing, greens, cranberry, mashed potatoes, and all the fixings. You’re going to make your colon scream. Last year after Matilda cooked dinner, I dropped a butterball sized crap that clogged her groan throne.
That’s what you’re doing. Turkey, stuffing, greens, cranberry, mashed potatoes, and all the fixings. You’re going to make your colon scream. Last year after Matilda cooked dinner, I dropped a butterball sized crap that clogged her groan throne.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Dookie Hauser
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Date: November 24, 2020 02:52PM
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Posted by:
Baird Olive
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Date: November 24, 2020 03:02PM
Olives tear up my gut.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Spring Onion
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Date: November 24, 2020 03:59PM
Good afternoon Mr Brown, happy thanksgiving. I came home and dad and the obese neighbor are grilling fat drenching burgers. Plus they have crisco on their penises and are humping turkeys. They say at 37 cents a pound is cheaper than a prostitute.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
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Date: November 24, 2020 04:44PM
Turkeys are so cheap right now I decided to buy 3 of them. I will cook one on Thanksgiving and another on Saturday and keep the 3rd one in the basement freezer for a couple of weeks. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Onion out the other end
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Date: November 24, 2020 04:52PM
Brown Onion approves.
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Brown Onion likes this content
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Date: November 24, 2020 05:15PM
Onion out the other end Wrote:
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> Brown Onion approves.
He certainly does approve.
It is wonderful that we are giving Brown onion the things he desires.
He told me the model in the below clip reminds him of the babysitter who took his virginity!
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> Brown Onion approves.
He certainly does approve.
It is wonderful that we are giving Brown onion the things he desires.
He told me the model in the below clip reminds him of the babysitter who took his virginity!
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Posted by:
FIFY
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Date: November 24, 2020 05:19PM
Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Onion out the other end Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion approves.
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> He certainly does approve.
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> It is wonderful that we are giving Brown onion the
> things he desires.
>
> He told me the model in the below clip reminds him
> of thebabysitter babyshitter who took his virginity!
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> Onion out the other end Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion approves.
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> He certainly does approve.
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> It is wonderful that we are giving Brown onion the
> things he desires.
>
> He told me the model in the below clip reminds him
> of the
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Same Same
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Date: November 24, 2020 05:22PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Would you throw multiple oils and gasses in your
> weed whacking machine at one time?
>
> That’s what you’re doing. Turkey, stuffing,
> greens, cranberry, mashed potatoes, and all the
> fixings. You’re going to make your colon scream.
> Last year after Matilda cooked dinner, I dropped a
> butterball sized crap that clogged her groan
> throne.
It all ends up in your stomach at the same time any way.
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> Would you throw multiple oils and gasses in your
> weed whacking machine at one time?
>
> That’s what you’re doing. Turkey, stuffing,
> greens, cranberry, mashed potatoes, and all the
> fixings. You’re going to make your colon scream.
> Last year after Matilda cooked dinner, I dropped a
> butterball sized crap that clogged her groan
> throne.
It all ends up in your stomach at the same time any way.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Miscavage...
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Date: November 24, 2020 07:24PM
You’re all assholes. All of you that fuck with BO.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Mrcabbage
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Date: November 24, 2020 07:25PM
Brown Onion eats shit, and likes it.
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Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
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Date: November 24, 2020 08:02PM
Mrcabbage Wrote:
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> Brown Onion eats shit, and likes it.
Whippersnappers like yourself have to learn to respect your elders. You should also eat more fruit if you are cooking a meal in your bowels for Brown Onion. He is craving watermelon.
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> Brown Onion eats shit, and likes it.
Whippersnappers like yourself have to learn to respect your elders. You should also eat more fruit if you are cooking a meal in your bowels for Brown Onion. He is craving watermelon.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
thread remedy
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Date: November 24, 2020 08:08PM
Some people with superior bowels, like to rain on our parade. Unfortunately just like the so called medical professionals, they treat us with indifference, cruelty, and like a bunch of lepers. They accuse us of being scat fans or other insults.
Yet their shit doesn't stick. Our bowels do cause us problems, but we persevere in a sea of brown. Feel free to share how your bowels are doing, good, bad or in between.
Yet their shit doesn't stick. Our bowels do cause us problems, but we persevere in a sea of brown. Feel free to share how your bowels are doing, good, bad or in between.
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Brown Onion likes this content
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Date: November 24, 2020 08:31PM
thread remedy Wrote:
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> Some people with superior bowels, like to rain on
> our parade. Unfortunately just like the so called
> medical professionals, they treat us with
> indifference, cruelty, and like a bunch of lepers.
> They accuse us of being scat fans or other
> insults.
>
> Yet their shit doesn't stick. Our bowels do cause
> us problems, but we persevere in a sea of brown.
> Feel free to share how your bowels are doing,
> good, bad or in between.
We are grateful that Brown Onion perseveres so all of us who cherish our discussions of bowels have a safe place to express ourselves!
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> Some people with superior bowels, like to rain on
> our parade. Unfortunately just like the so called
> medical professionals, they treat us with
> indifference, cruelty, and like a bunch of lepers.
> They accuse us of being scat fans or other
> insults.
>
> Yet their shit doesn't stick. Our bowels do cause
> us problems, but we persevere in a sea of brown.
> Feel free to share how your bowels are doing,
> good, bad or in between.
We are grateful that Brown Onion perseveres so all of us who cherish our discussions of bowels have a safe place to express ourselves!
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Dave Johns
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Date: November 24, 2020 10:00PM
Guess bowels is appropriate for thanksgiving.
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Posted by:
KingN0VA
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Date: November 24, 2020 11:10PM
Dave Johns is a pussy.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
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Date: November 25, 2020 09:59AM
Pancakes, hashbrowns, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
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Date: November 25, 2020 02:09PM
We knocked off work at noon today and I don't have to work again till Monday. I am really going to give my bowels a workout over the long weekend. For dinner tonight I am going to go with 4 quarter pound beef hot dogs on potato rolls with chili cheese and chopped onions served with a big bag of chili-cheese fritos and a 12 pack of bud light in cans. My bowels can deal with it.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
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Date: November 25, 2020 02:20PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> We knocked off work at noon today and I don't have
> to work again till Monday. I am really going to
> give my bowels a workout over the long weekend.
> For dinner tonight I am going to go with 4 quarter
> pound beef hot dogs on potato rolls with chili
> cheese and chopped onions served with a big bag of
> chili-cheese fritos and a 12 pack of bud light in
> cans. My bowels can deal with it.
Thank you for thinking of Brown Onion when you picked out your menu for this evening. It is such a treat for him that you come over once a week. He just loves chili-cheese and beer poopies. I think I'll stop by at Brown's tonight while you are unloading this feast! Boiled Onion always makes more than Brown Onion can consume by himself!
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> We knocked off work at noon today and I don't have
> to work again till Monday. I am really going to
> give my bowels a workout over the long weekend.
> For dinner tonight I am going to go with 4 quarter
> pound beef hot dogs on potato rolls with chili
> cheese and chopped onions served with a big bag of
> chili-cheese fritos and a 12 pack of bud light in
> cans. My bowels can deal with it.
Thank you for thinking of Brown Onion when you picked out your menu for this evening. It is such a treat for him that you come over once a week. He just loves chili-cheese and beer poopies. I think I'll stop by at Brown's tonight while you are unloading this feast! Boiled Onion always makes more than Brown Onion can consume by himself!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
toasted onion
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Date: November 25, 2020 03:00PM
Happy Thanksgiving BIB's!
Remember to drink plenty of water during your holiday meal and eat more of the healthy food on the table like green beans or salad. Keep the portions of the fatty foods to a minimum.
Remember to drink plenty of water during your holiday meal and eat more of the healthy food on the table like green beans or salad. Keep the portions of the fatty foods to a minimum.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
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Date: November 25, 2020 06:28PM
We BiBs will not let the Chinese Virus stop us from our annual Thanksgiving potluck at Brown Onion's tomorrow. Make sure you eat something before which will bake up nicely in your own intestinal ovens. Our feasting will be followed by a showing of that great erotic thriller 'Human Centipede'! Several BiBs were pleasuring themselves last year while watching it. Good thing it wasn't anything sister Matilda hadn't seen before when she walked in unexpectedly,
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: November 25, 2020 06:58PM
Aside from the assholes, normal here, what are you ladies and gents doing to your colon, your tired starfish? This area is not meant to be abused even as the exit point it is.
If I ate like you my entrails would fall out.
If I ate like you my entrails would fall out.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
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Date: November 25, 2020 07:04PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Aside from the assholes, normal here, what are you
> ladies and gents doing to your colon, your tired
> starfish? This area is not meant to be abused even
> as the exit point it is.
>
> If I ate like you my entrails would fall out.
Sounds like Brown Onion is looking for the ever popular middle section of this year's Human Centipede!
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> Aside from the assholes, normal here, what are you
> ladies and gents doing to your colon, your tired
> starfish? This area is not meant to be abused even
> as the exit point it is.
>
> If I ate like you my entrails would fall out.
Sounds like Brown Onion is looking for the ever popular middle section of this year's Human Centipede!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: November 25, 2020 07:06PM
Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Aside from the assholes, normal here, what are
> you
> > ladies and gents doing to your colon, your
> tired
> > starfish? This area is not meant to be abused
> even
> > as the exit point it is.
> >
> > If I ate like you my entrails would fall out.
>
>
> Sounds like Brown Onion is looking for the ever
> popular middle section of this year's Human
> Centipede!
What the Sam hell are you talking about? Pushing all kinds of different food groups down your throat and into your bowels isn’t wise.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Aside from the assholes, normal here, what are
> you
> > ladies and gents doing to your colon, your
> tired
> > starfish? This area is not meant to be abused
> even
> > as the exit point it is.
> >
> > If I ate like you my entrails would fall out.
>
>
> Sounds like Brown Onion is looking for the ever
> popular middle section of this year's Human
> Centipede!
What the Sam hell are you talking about? Pushing all kinds of different food groups down your throat and into your bowels isn’t wise.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
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Date: November 25, 2020 07:20PM
Oh no, Brown Onion is getting testy again.
I fear for Matilda's safety.
I fear for Matilda's safety.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
5am guy
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Date: November 25, 2020 07:40PM
5am guy here. 5am guy decided to be the turkey this year. 5am guy will drive down to paint bank and get stuffed full of black cock that he met thru Dennys girl. 5am hopes all of the BiBs have a good thanksgiving.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
elimination investigation
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Date: November 25, 2020 08:29PM
toasted onion Wrote:
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> Happy Thanksgiving BIB's!
> Remember to drink plenty of water during your
> holiday meal and eat more of the healthy food on
> the table like green beans or salad. Keep the
> portions of the fatty foods to a minimum.
That is good advice.
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> Happy Thanksgiving BIB's!
> Remember to drink plenty of water during your
> holiday meal and eat more of the healthy food on
> the table like green beans or salad. Keep the
> portions of the fatty foods to a minimum.
That is good advice.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Hood rat
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Date: November 25, 2020 09:40PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > > Aside from the assholes, normal here, what
> are
> > you
> > > ladies and gents doing to your colon, your
> > tired
> > > starfish? This area is not meant to be abused
> > even
> > > as the exit point it is.
> > >
> > > If I ate like you my entrails would fall out.
> >
> >
> > Sounds like Brown Onion is looking for the ever
> > popular middle section of this year's Human
> > Centipede!
>
>
> What the Sam hell are you talking about? Pushing
> all kinds of different food groups down your
> throat and into your bowels isn’t wise.
Brown is probably the creepy guy from hostel with I eat with my hands.
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> Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Aside from the assholes, normal here, what
> are
> > you
> > > ladies and gents doing to your colon, your
> > tired
> > > starfish? This area is not meant to be abused
> > even
> > > as the exit point it is.
> > >
> > > If I ate like you my entrails would fall out.
> >
> >
> > Sounds like Brown Onion is looking for the ever
> > popular middle section of this year's Human
> > Centipede!
>
>
> What the Sam hell are you talking about? Pushing
> all kinds of different food groups down your
> throat and into your bowels isn’t wise.
Brown is probably the creepy guy from hostel with I eat with my hands.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Poopy Fartz
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Date: November 25, 2020 09:56PM
5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy here. 5am guy decided to be the turkey
> this year. 5am guy will drive down to paint bank
> and get stuffed full of black cock that he met
> thru Dennys girl. 5am hopes all of the BiBs have a
> good thanksgiving.
Poopy Fartz likes 5am guy. Poopy Fartz really likes 5am guy. Poopy Fartz wants to offer his tongue to 5am guy to clean him up after 5am guy's adventure with the dark meat.
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> 5am guy here. 5am guy decided to be the turkey
> this year. 5am guy will drive down to paint bank
> and get stuffed full of black cock that he met
> thru Dennys girl. 5am hopes all of the BiBs have a
> good thanksgiving.
Poopy Fartz likes 5am guy. Poopy Fartz really likes 5am guy. Poopy Fartz wants to offer his tongue to 5am guy to clean him up after 5am guy's adventure with the dark meat.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Foopy Partz
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Date: November 25, 2020 10:09PM
Brown Onion wants to lick this up
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Posted by:
fresh turkeye
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Date: November 25, 2020 10:12PM
Here you go BO
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
3PKYV
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Date: November 26, 2020 01:14AM
Unfortunately, When I went to the store tonight, it was out of everything except for one item. So, later today I will be eating 5 cans of creamed corn for my Thanksgiving dinner. I expect it to slide through in a matter of hours and erupt out the other side into the toilet.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
5am guy
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Date: November 26, 2020 04:37AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here again. 5am guy is working right now and will be working 8 pm to 8 am until Monday morning. 5am guy will not be celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday this year. 5am guys mother passed away a few months back so now 5am guy does not have any family in the area. 5am guy has a few relatives in Paint Bank though. 5am guy would like to send holiday greetings and salutations to all the BiB's!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Sploosh!
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Date: November 26, 2020 05:57AM
Happy turkey day BiBs!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Dave Johns
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Date: November 26, 2020 07:59AM
KingN0VA Wrote:
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> Dave Johns is a pussy.
Brown was correct about name calling.
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> Dave Johns is a pussy.
Brown was correct about name calling.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
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Date: November 26, 2020 08:49AM
Happi Thanksgivins all yall brown guyz! I hopes everyone iz doin ok an havin a good holiday.
I gots me tha day off taday an tomorrow too but I gots ta work on Saturday. Me an my roomate iz gonna have some smoked turkey an a ham with a coupla friendz that live three townhousez over. We are gonna watch football an drink beerz. I am vury thankful fo that. I spent six thankgivinz in prizon and those were not good thanksgivinz becauze most of them I waz workin in tha kitchen and we waz vury buzy cookin up a whole mess ov food for all the prizoners and staff. Back then I waz wonderen if I wood ever get my life together. God bless all yall.
I gots me tha day off taday an tomorrow too but I gots ta work on Saturday. Me an my roomate iz gonna have some smoked turkey an a ham with a coupla friendz that live three townhousez over. We are gonna watch football an drink beerz. I am vury thankful fo that. I spent six thankgivinz in prizon and those were not good thanksgivinz becauze most of them I waz workin in tha kitchen and we waz vury buzy cookin up a whole mess ov food for all the prizoners and staff. Back then I waz wonderen if I wood ever get my life together. God bless all yall.
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Posted by:
Brown Onion likes this content
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Date: November 26, 2020 11:18AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Happi Thanksgivins all yall brown guyz! I hopes
> everyone iz doin ok an havin a good holiday.
> I gots me tha day off taday an tomorrow too but I
> gots ta work on Saturday. Me an my roomate iz
> gonna have some smoked turkey an a ham with a
> coupla friendz that live three townhousez over. We
> are gonna watch football an drink beerz. I am vury
> thankful fo that. I spent six thankgivinz in
> prizon and those were not good thanksgivinz
> becauze most of them I waz workin in tha kitchen
> and we waz vury buzy cookin up a whole mess ov
> food for all the prizoners and staff. Back then I
> waz wonderen if I wood ever get my life together.
> God bless all yall.
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> Happi Thanksgivins all yall brown guyz! I hopes
> everyone iz doin ok an havin a good holiday.
> I gots me tha day off taday an tomorrow too but I
> gots ta work on Saturday. Me an my roomate iz
> gonna have some smoked turkey an a ham with a
> coupla friendz that live three townhousez over. We
> are gonna watch football an drink beerz. I am vury
> thankful fo that. I spent six thankgivinz in
> prizon and those were not good thanksgivinz
> becauze most of them I waz workin in tha kitchen
> and we waz vury buzy cookin up a whole mess ov
> food for all the prizoners and staff. Back then I
> waz wonderen if I wood ever get my life together.
> God bless all yall.
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Posted by:
boiled onion
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Date: November 26, 2020 11:38AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Happi Thanksgivins all yall brown guyz! I hopes
> everyone iz doin ok an havin a good holiday.
> I gots me tha day off taday an tomorrow too but I
> gots ta work on Saturday. Me an my roomate iz
> gonna have some smoked turkey an a ham with a
> coupla friendz that live three townhousez over. We
> are gonna watch football an drink beerz. I am vury
> thankful fo that. I spent six thankgivinz in
> prizon and those were not good thanksgivinz
> becauze most of them I waz workin in tha kitchen
> and we waz vury buzy cookin up a whole mess ov
> food for all the prizoners and staff. Back then I
> waz wonderen if I wood ever get my life together.
> God bless all yall.
God bless you too Red. Happy holidays.
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> Happi Thanksgivins all yall brown guyz! I hopes
> everyone iz doin ok an havin a good holiday.
> I gots me tha day off taday an tomorrow too but I
> gots ta work on Saturday. Me an my roomate iz
> gonna have some smoked turkey an a ham with a
> coupla friendz that live three townhousez over. We
> are gonna watch football an drink beerz. I am vury
> thankful fo that. I spent six thankgivinz in
> prizon and those were not good thanksgivinz
> becauze most of them I waz workin in tha kitchen
> and we waz vury buzy cookin up a whole mess ov
> food for all the prizoners and staff. Back then I
> waz wonderen if I wood ever get my life together.
> God bless all yall.
God bless you too Red. Happy holidays.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Iizzie
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Date: November 26, 2020 11:40AM
I'm hungry now. The lady isn't letting me eat until everything is ready and I have to replace the food that I expelled this morning. This is some shit lol. Literally.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Welcome back red Onion
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Date: November 26, 2020 12:25PM
Iizzie Wrote:
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> I'm hungry now. The lady isn't letting me eat
> until everything is ready and I have to replace
> the food that I expelled this morning. This is
> some shit lol. Literally.
FFXU's favorite SiB is posting is doing us the honor of posting in a bowel thread!!!
Brown Onion will is so happy and so are all his sock puppets.
Are you still using newspapers for toilet paper?
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> I'm hungry now. The lady isn't letting me eat
> until everything is ready and I have to replace
> the food that I expelled this morning. This is
> some shit lol. Literally.
FFXU's favorite SiB is posting is doing us the honor of posting in a bowel thread!!!
Brown Onion will is so happy and so are all his sock puppets.
Are you still using newspapers for toilet paper?
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
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Date: November 26, 2020 01:26PM
I am cooking my 12 pound turkey now and making stuffing too.
We will see if my bowels can handle the whole turkey.
We will see if my bowels can handle the whole turkey.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
toasted onion
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Date: November 26, 2020 03:02PM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here again. 5am guy is
> working right now and will be working 8 pm to 8 am
> until Monday morning. 5am guy will not be
> celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday this year.
> 5am guys mother passed away a few months back so
> now 5am guy does not have any family in the area.
> 5am guy has a few relatives in Paint Bank though.
> 5am guy would like to send holiday greetings and
> salutations to all the BiB's!
Thank you for all you do 5 am guy. I know it takes someone with a very high security clearance to watch those data centers all night. You are a true patriot. Happy Thanksgiving!
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here again. 5am guy is
> working right now and will be working 8 pm to 8 am
> until Monday morning. 5am guy will not be
> celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday this year.
> 5am guys mother passed away a few months back so
> now 5am guy does not have any family in the area.
> 5am guy has a few relatives in Paint Bank though.
> 5am guy would like to send holiday greetings and
> salutations to all the BiB's!
Thank you for all you do 5 am guy. I know it takes someone with a very high security clearance to watch those data centers all night. You are a true patriot. Happy Thanksgiving!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Bro
()
Date: November 26, 2020 03:46PM
toasted onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
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> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in here again. 5am guy
> is
> > working right now and will be working 8 pm to 8
> am
> > until Monday morning. 5am guy will not be
> > celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday this year.
> > 5am guys mother passed away a few months back
> so
> > now 5am guy does not have any family in the
> area.aer
> > 5am guy has a few relatives in Paint Bank
> though.
> > 5am guy would like to send holiday greetings
> and
> > salutations to all the BiB's!
>
> Thank you for all you do 5 am guy. I know it takes
> someone with a very high security clearance to
> watch those data centers all night. You are a true
> patriot. Happy Thanksgiving!
Yes, we old farts really love this new crop of BiBs!
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> 5am guy Wrote:
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> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in here again. 5am guy
> is
> > working right now and will be working 8 pm to 8
> am
> > until Monday morning. 5am guy will not be
> > celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday this year.
> > 5am guys mother passed away a few months back
> so
> > now 5am guy does not have any family in the
> area.aer
> > 5am guy has a few relatives in Paint Bank
> though.
> > 5am guy would like to send holiday greetings
> and
> > salutations to all the BiB's!
>
> Thank you for all you do 5 am guy. I know it takes
> someone with a very high security clearance to
> watch those data centers all night. You are a true
> patriot. Happy Thanksgiving!
Yes, we old farts really love this new crop of BiBs!
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2020 04:22PM
Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then macaroni and cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove that in your fat mouths and your bowels face the wrath of hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: November 26, 2020 04:53PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then macaroni and
> cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove that in
> your fat mouths and your bowels face the wrath of
> hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown Onion, is having another one of his mental fits. I'm sure it will end with another trip to the asylum for him. Many nurses refuse to work with him because he throws his poop at them. He only does that to the black nurses but I really don't want to be the one to explain that detail to the staff.
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> Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then macaroni and
> cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove that in
> your fat mouths and your bowels face the wrath of
> hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown Onion, is having another one of his mental fits. I'm sure it will end with another trip to the asylum for him. Many nurses refuse to work with him because he throws his poop at them. He only does that to the black nurses but I really don't want to be the one to explain that detail to the staff.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2020 05:35PM
Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then macaroni and
> > cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove that
> in
> > your fat mouths and your bowels face the wrath
> of
> > hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
>
> This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown Onion, is
> having another one of his mental fits. I'm sure
> it will end with another trip to the asylum for
> him. Many nurses refuse to work with him because
> he throws his poop at them. He only does that to
> the black nurses but I really don't want to be the
> one to explain that detail to the staff.
So full of shit.
Okay imagine you open your Buick’s gas tank. Pour in the tank the wrong octane, sugar, oil, transmission fluid, brake fluid, and other non combustion related additives at the same time. Lucid enough for you and others to understand the pounding your bowels take at thanksgiving? Be more appropriate and kind to your colons.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then macaroni and
> > cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove that
> in
> > your fat mouths and your bowels face the wrath
> of
> > hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
>
> This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown Onion, is
> having another one of his mental fits. I'm sure
> it will end with another trip to the asylum for
> him. Many nurses refuse to work with him because
> he throws his poop at them. He only does that to
> the black nurses but I really don't want to be the
> one to explain that detail to the staff.
So full of shit.
Okay imagine you open your Buick’s gas tank. Pour in the tank the wrong octane, sugar, oil, transmission fluid, brake fluid, and other non combustion related additives at the same time. Lucid enough for you and others to understand the pounding your bowels take at thanksgiving? Be more appropriate and kind to your colons.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Gm fan
()
Date: November 26, 2020 05:53PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then macaroni
> and
> > > cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove
> that
> > in
> > > your fat mouths and your bowels face the
> wrath
> > of
> > > hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
> >
> > This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown Onion,
> is
> > having another one of his mental fits. I'm
> sure
> > it will end with another trip to the asylum for
> > him. Many nurses refuse to work with him
> because
> > he throws his poop at them. He only does that
> to
> > the black nurses but I really don't want to be
> the
> > one to explain that detail to the staff.
>
>
> So full of shit.
>
> Okay imagine you open your Buick’s gas tank.
> Pour in the tank the wrong octane, sugar, oil,
> transmission fluid, brake fluid, and other non
> combustion related additives at the same time.
> Lucid enough for you and others to understand the
> pounding your bowels take at thanksgiving? Be more
> appropriate and kind to your colons.
People own Buick’s still? And why put all these things in the tank?
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> Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then macaroni
> and
> > > cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove
> that
> > in
> > > your fat mouths and your bowels face the
> wrath
> > of
> > > hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
> >
> > This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown Onion,
> is
> > having another one of his mental fits. I'm
> sure
> > it will end with another trip to the asylum for
> > him. Many nurses refuse to work with him
> because
> > he throws his poop at them. He only does that
> to
> > the black nurses but I really don't want to be
> the
> > one to explain that detail to the staff.
>
>
> So full of shit.
>
> Okay imagine you open your Buick’s gas tank.
> Pour in the tank the wrong octane, sugar, oil,
> transmission fluid, brake fluid, and other non
> combustion related additives at the same time.
> Lucid enough for you and others to understand the
> pounding your bowels take at thanksgiving? Be more
> appropriate and kind to your colons.
People own Buick’s still? And why put all these things in the tank?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: November 26, 2020 06:04PM
Gm fan Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then macaroni
> > and
> > > > cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove
> > that
> > > in
> > > > your fat mouths and your bowels face the
> > wrath
> > > of
> > > > hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
> > >
> > > This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown
> Onion,
> > is
> > > having another one of his mental fits. I'm
> > sure
> > > it will end with another trip to the asylum
> for
> > > him. Many nurses refuse to work with him
> > because
> > > he throws his poop at them. He only does that
> > to
> > > the black nurses but I really don't want to
> be
> > the
> > > one to explain that detail to the staff.
> >
> >
> > So full of shit.
> >
> > Okay imagine you open your Buick’s gas tank.
> > Pour in the tank the wrong octane, sugar, oil,
> > transmission fluid, brake fluid, and other non
> > combustion related additives at the same time.
> > Lucid enough for you and others to understand
> the
> > pounding your bowels take at thanksgiving? Be
> more
> > appropriate and kind to your colons.
>
>
> People own Buick’s still? And why put all these
> things in the tank?
It is really sad to see Brown Onion's mental deterioration on display in this forum. He was such a vibrant spokesperson for fecal freedoms and now he is reduced to the sort of feeble dribble as you see here. Maybe the most humane thing to happen to him now is for him to go to sleep and not wake up.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then macaroni
> > and
> > > > cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove
> > that
> > > in
> > > > your fat mouths and your bowels face the
> > wrath
> > > of
> > > > hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
> > >
> > > This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown
> Onion,
> > is
> > > having another one of his mental fits. I'm
> > sure
> > > it will end with another trip to the asylum
> for
> > > him. Many nurses refuse to work with him
> > because
> > > he throws his poop at them. He only does that
> > to
> > > the black nurses but I really don't want to
> be
> > the
> > > one to explain that detail to the staff.
> >
> >
> > So full of shit.
> >
> > Okay imagine you open your Buick’s gas tank.
> > Pour in the tank the wrong octane, sugar, oil,
> > transmission fluid, brake fluid, and other non
> > combustion related additives at the same time.
> > Lucid enough for you and others to understand
> the
> > pounding your bowels take at thanksgiving? Be
> more
> > appropriate and kind to your colons.
>
>
> People own Buick’s still? And why put all these
> things in the tank?
It is really sad to see Brown Onion's mental deterioration on display in this forum. He was such a vibrant spokesperson for fecal freedoms and now he is reduced to the sort of feeble dribble as you see here. Maybe the most humane thing to happen to him now is for him to go to sleep and not wake up.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
GM Fan
()
Date: November 26, 2020 06:07PM
Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Gm fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then
> macaroni
> > > and
> > > > > cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove
> > > that
> > > > in
> > > > > your fat mouths and your bowels face the
> > > wrath
> > > > of
> > > > > hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
> > > >
> > > > This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown
> > Onion,
> > > is
> > > > having another one of his mental fits. I'm
> > > sure
> > > > it will end with another trip to the asylum
> > for
> > > > him. Many nurses refuse to work with him
> > > because
> > > > he throws his poop at them. He only does
> that
> > > to
> > > > the black nurses but I really don't want to
> > be
> > > the
> > > > one to explain that detail to the staff.
> > >
> > >
> > > So full of shit.
> > >
> > > Okay imagine you open your Buick’s gas
> tank.
> > > Pour in the tank the wrong octane, sugar,
> oil,
> > > transmission fluid, brake fluid, and other
> non
> > > combustion related additives at the same
> time.
> > > Lucid enough for you and others to understand
> > the
> > > pounding your bowels take at thanksgiving? Be
> > more
> > > appropriate and kind to your colons.
> >
> >
> > People own Buick’s still? And why put all
> these
> > things in the tank?
>
> It is really sad to see Brown Onion's mental
> deterioration on display in this forum. He was
> such a vibrant spokesperson for fecal freedoms and
> now he is reduced to the sort of feeble dribble as
> you see here. Maybe the most humane thing to
> happen to him now is for him to go to sleep and
> not wake up.
I’m confused. Are you against him discussing throwing multiple things in a vehicle? Am wondering why so angry.
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> Gm fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Throw Turkey. Then potatoes. Then
> macaroni
> > > and
> > > > > cheese. Then squash. Cranberry. You shove
> > > that
> > > > in
> > > > > your fat mouths and your bowels face the
> > > wrath
> > > > of
> > > > > hell. Combat to colons everywhere.
> > > >
> > > > This is serious. My good neighbor, Brown
> > Onion,
> > > is
> > > > having another one of his mental fits. I'm
> > > sure
> > > > it will end with another trip to the asylum
> > for
> > > > him. Many nurses refuse to work with him
> > > because
> > > > he throws his poop at them. He only does
> that
> > > to
> > > > the black nurses but I really don't want to
> > be
> > > the
> > > > one to explain that detail to the staff.
> > >
> > >
> > > So full of shit.
> > >
> > > Okay imagine you open your Buick’s gas
> tank.
> > > Pour in the tank the wrong octane, sugar,
> oil,
> > > transmission fluid, brake fluid, and other
> non
> > > combustion related additives at the same
> time.
> > > Lucid enough for you and others to understand
> > the
> > > pounding your bowels take at thanksgiving? Be
> > more
> > > appropriate and kind to your colons.
> >
> >
> > People own Buick’s still? And why put all
> these
> > things in the tank?
>
> It is really sad to see Brown Onion's mental
> deterioration on display in this forum. He was
> such a vibrant spokesperson for fecal freedoms and
> now he is reduced to the sort of feeble dribble as
> you see here. Maybe the most humane thing to
> happen to him now is for him to go to sleep and
> not wake up.
I’m confused. Are you against him discussing throwing multiple things in a vehicle? Am wondering why so angry.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Poopy Fartz
()
Date: November 26, 2020 06:46PM
Poopy Fartz has noticed Brown Onion being addled lately. Poopy Fartz was hoping Brown Onion was going through a phase and would snap out of it. Poopy Fartz didn't mention it to anyone not even TO 5am guy. Poopy Fartz likes 5am guy. Brown Onion's dementia is real. This makes Poopy Fartz a sad Poopy Fartz.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 27, 2020 06:43AM
Up early today and heading to Mcdonalds. Two big breakfasts with hotcakes and a couple of sausage mcmuffins with egg sounds good. My bowels are up for it!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
toasted onion
()
Date: November 27, 2020 08:01AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Up early today and heading to Mcdonalds. Two big
> breakfasts with hotcakes and a couple of sausage
> mcmuffins with egg sounds good. My bowels are up
> for it!
Have you ever tried a egg white omelet filled with spinach and goat cheese with some nice fruit on the side? It makes for a great healthy breakfast!
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> Up early today and heading to Mcdonalds. Two big
> breakfasts with hotcakes and a couple of sausage
> mcmuffins with egg sounds good. My bowels are up
> for it!
Have you ever tried a egg white omelet filled with spinach and goat cheese with some nice fruit on the side? It makes for a great healthy breakfast!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2020 09:50AM
toasted onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Up early today and heading to Mcdonalds. Two
> big
> > breakfasts with hotcakes and a couple of
> sausage
> > mcmuffins with egg sounds good. My bowels are
> up
> > for it!
>
> Have you ever tried a egg white omelet filled with
> spinach and goat cheese with some nice fruit on
> the side? It makes for a great healthy breakfast!
Aside from the sulfur aroma, this thank you is excellent bowel advice. Thank you for sharing in this brilliance.
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Up early today and heading to Mcdonalds. Two
> big
> > breakfasts with hotcakes and a couple of
> sausage
> > mcmuffins with egg sounds good. My bowels are
> up
> > for it!
>
> Have you ever tried a egg white omelet filled with
> spinach and goat cheese with some nice fruit on
> the side? It makes for a great healthy breakfast!
Aside from the sulfur aroma, this thank you is excellent bowel advice. Thank you for sharing in this brilliance.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Bo is miz
()
Date: November 27, 2020 10:22AM
Comparing stomachs to cars isn’t intelligent.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion likes this content
()
Date: November 27, 2020 10:52AM
Bo is miz Wrote:
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> Comparing stomachs to cars isn’t intelligent.
I think we can all agree that car sex is the best...
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> Comparing stomachs to cars isn’t intelligent.
I think we can all agree that car sex is the best...
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: November 27, 2020 11:26AM
Bo is miz Wrote:
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> Comparing stomachs to cars isn’t intelligent.
He was intelligent once and that just adds to the tragedy,
It is rather sad that Brown Onion's dementia has deteriorated his thoughts. He was sharp as a tack at the beginning of the year. Now it is like he has a mind of malt-o-meal. I wonder if the isolation of COVID has added to his swift decline.
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> Comparing stomachs to cars isn’t intelligent.
He was intelligent once and that just adds to the tragedy,
It is rather sad that Brown Onion's dementia has deteriorated his thoughts. He was sharp as a tack at the beginning of the year. Now it is like he has a mind of malt-o-meal. I wonder if the isolation of COVID has added to his swift decline.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
creamed corn
()
Date: November 27, 2020 12:21PM
Well I wanted to report back on eating my 5 cans of creamed corn yesterday. At around 1 PM I ate all 5 cans... The last can and half was a bit of a struggle as it has cooled down significantly and was, by that time, sickly sweet.... But that was my dinner for the day so it is what is..
About 4 PM I started feeling an unease in my lower abdomen and surmised it might be the corn. I felt and heard some gurgling from gasses trapped in my intestine move around and that usually means bad things. Luckily, the powder room was near by as I had and explosion of corn bits and storm water. It went right through me and I had to make 3 more trips until it was out of me. On the bright side, I am cleared out and regular and ready for some real food today.
About 4 PM I started feeling an unease in my lower abdomen and surmised it might be the corn. I felt and heard some gurgling from gasses trapped in my intestine move around and that usually means bad things. Luckily, the powder room was near by as I had and explosion of corn bits and storm water. It went right through me and I had to make 3 more trips until it was out of me. On the bright side, I am cleared out and regular and ready for some real food today.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare Fax
()
Date: November 27, 2020 01:23PM
creamed corn Wrote:
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> Well I wanted to report back on eating my 5 cans
> of creamed corn yesterday. At around 1 PM I ate
> all 5 cans... The last can and half was a bit of a
> struggle as it has cooled down significantly and
> was, by that time, sickly sweet.... But that was
> my dinner for the day so it is what is..
>
> About 4 PM I started feeling an unease in my lower
> abdomen and surmised it might be the corn. I felt
> and heard some gurgling from gasses trapped in my
> intestine move around and that usually means bad
> things. Luckily, the powder room was near by as I
> had and explosion of corn bits and storm water.
> It went right through me and I had to make 3 more
> trips until it was out of me. On the bright side,
> I am cleared out and regular and ready for some
> real food today.
Picts or it didn't happen.
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> Well I wanted to report back on eating my 5 cans
> of creamed corn yesterday. At around 1 PM I ate
> all 5 cans... The last can and half was a bit of a
> struggle as it has cooled down significantly and
> was, by that time, sickly sweet.... But that was
> my dinner for the day so it is what is..
>
> About 4 PM I started feeling an unease in my lower
> abdomen and surmised it might be the corn. I felt
> and heard some gurgling from gasses trapped in my
> intestine move around and that usually means bad
> things. Luckily, the powder room was near by as I
> had and explosion of corn bits and storm water.
> It went right through me and I had to make 3 more
> trips until it was out of me. On the bright side,
> I am cleared out and regular and ready for some
> real food today.
Picts or it didn't happen.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2020 02:21PM
Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you. After some medical courses at college, your car analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda and family had a great time. My final paper in anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a couple more years to get away from dad and the obese neighbor.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Ur legal age Hope
()
Date: November 27, 2020 03:01PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> After some medical courses at college, your car
> analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> and family had a great time. My final paper in
> anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> couple more years to get away from dad and the
> obese neighbor.
I’d be wary of old men on the Internet.
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> Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> After some medical courses at college, your car
> analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> and family had a great time. My final paper in
> anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> couple more years to get away from dad and the
> obese neighbor.
I’d be wary of old men on the Internet.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: November 27, 2020 03:12PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> After some medical courses at college, your car
> analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> and family had a great time. My final paper in
> anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> couple more years to get away from dad and the
> obese neighbor.
Now that Brown Onion's finish line is in sight, we have been discussing who will be the next 'Chairman of the BiBs'. We were thinking of the film 'the godfather' and were wondering if you would be willing to take that responsibility.
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> Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> After some medical courses at college, your car
> analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> and family had a great time. My final paper in
> anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> couple more years to get away from dad and the
> obese neighbor.
Now that Brown Onion's finish line is in sight, we have been discussing who will be the next 'Chairman of the BiBs'. We were thinking of the film 'the godfather' and were wondering if you would be willing to take that responsibility.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare Fax
()
Date: November 27, 2020 03:12PM
Ur legal age Hope Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> > After some medical courses at college, your car
> > analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> > and family had a great time. My final paper in
> > anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> > couple more years to get away from dad and the
> > obese neighbor.
>
>
> I’d be wary of old men on the Internet.
College usually is 18 and above. How’s that GED working out?
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> > After some medical courses at college, your car
> > analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> > and family had a great time. My final paper in
> > anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> > couple more years to get away from dad and the
> > obese neighbor.
>
>
> I’d be wary of old men on the Internet.
College usually is 18 and above. How’s that GED working out?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Poopy Fartz
()
Date: November 27, 2020 03:22PM
Ur legal age Hope Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> > After some medical courses at college, your car
> > analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> > and family had a great time. My final paper in
> > anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> > couple more years to get away from dad and the
> > obese neighbor.
>
>
> I’d be wary of old men on the Internet.
Poopy Fartz knows first hand that Brown Onion waited until Poopy Fartz was 18. Though Brown Onion and Poopy Fartz didn't do anything together that men of all ages do in any public men's room.
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> > After some medical courses at college, your car
> > analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> > and family had a great time. My final paper in
> > anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> > couple more years to get away from dad and the
> > obese neighbor.
>
>
> I’d be wary of old men on the Internet.
Poopy Fartz knows first hand that Brown Onion waited until Poopy Fartz was 18. Though Brown Onion and Poopy Fartz didn't do anything together that men of all ages do in any public men's room.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 27, 2020 03:33PM
I was bored this morning so I took a 2 hour drive down 95 and found a nice hotel and booked a room on the 5th floor with a nice view. I brought a cooler full of budweizers and soon I will order some delivery food. I am thinking of a mix of Chinese food and a large Pappa Johns pizza. It is good to get out of town once in a while to test out my bowels on different foods. If I am still having a good time tomorrow I might stay another night. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
peep
()
Date: November 27, 2020 03:38PM
I'm about to go eat some more leftovers.
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Blooming Onion..
()
Date: November 27, 2020 03:53PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I was bored this morning so I took a 2 hour drive
> down 95 and found a nice hotel and booked a room
> on the 5th floor with a nice view. I brought a
> cooler full of budweizers and soon I will order
> some delivery food. I am thinking of a mix of
> Chinese food and a large Pappa Johns pizza. It is
> good to get out of town once in a while to test
> out my bowels on different foods. If I am still
> having a good time tomorrow I might stay another
> night. My bowels can handle it!
Thanks for the heads up. so it is the fifth floor this time. Make sure you put a pair of underwear on the door handle so I don't walk into the wrong room again. My sense of smell didn't let me down. Who knew there were other feces' aficionados at the same hotel at the same time.
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> I was bored this morning so I took a 2 hour drive
> down 95 and found a nice hotel and booked a room
> on the 5th floor with a nice view. I brought a
> cooler full of budweizers and soon I will order
> some delivery food. I am thinking of a mix of
> Chinese food and a large Pappa Johns pizza. It is
> good to get out of town once in a while to test
> out my bowels on different foods. If I am still
> having a good time tomorrow I might stay another
> night. My bowels can handle it!
Thanks for the heads up. so it is the fifth floor this time. Make sure you put a pair of underwear on the door handle so I don't walk into the wrong room again. My sense of smell didn't let me down. Who knew there were other feces' aficionados at the same hotel at the same time.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Mr. Brown Underwear
()
Date: November 27, 2020 06:09PM
Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> > After some medical courses at college, your car
> > analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> > and family had a great time. My final paper in
> > anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> > couple more years to get away from dad and the
> > obese neighbor.
>
>
> Now that Brown Onion's finish line is in sight, we
> have been discussing who will be the next
> 'Chairman of the BiBs'. We were thinking of the
> film 'the godfather' and were wondering if you
> would be willing to take that responsibility.
I haven't posted in a while, but after hearing about the bleak prognosis of Brown Onion, I had to send my regards. Brown Onion or as he is informally known 'Poo Poo Pa Pa' to us BiBs has been instrumental in showing us all how to have a mature and healthy relationship with our natural excretions. To think, I spent years flushing them down right away.
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Onion, happy thanksgiving late to you.
> > After some medical courses at college, your car
> > analogy makes sense to me. Hope you and Matilda
> > and family had a great time. My final paper in
> > anatomy is on the digestive system. I hope in a
> > couple more years to get away from dad and the
> > obese neighbor.
>
>
> Now that Brown Onion's finish line is in sight, we
> have been discussing who will be the next
> 'Chairman of the BiBs'. We were thinking of the
> film 'the godfather' and were wondering if you
> would be willing to take that responsibility.
I haven't posted in a while, but after hearing about the bleak prognosis of Brown Onion, I had to send my regards. Brown Onion or as he is informally known 'Poo Poo Pa Pa' to us BiBs has been instrumental in showing us all how to have a mature and healthy relationship with our natural excretions. To think, I spent years flushing them down right away.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2020 06:55PM
Unless it’s witch hazel or diapers for our incontinent friends your medical nonsense is not wanted here. Guessing anon quack.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: November 27, 2020 07:20PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Unless it’s witch hazel or diapers for our
> incontinent friends your medical nonsense is not
> wanted here. Guessing anon quack.
I still remember how they ripped you off last year when you were trying to get your OxyContin. I'm glad you discovered you could cross the border to Maryland and get a few more 'scripts there. We are grown men, we know our bodies better than the quack doctors. Hopefully Trump will do something about this in his second term.
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> Unless it’s witch hazel or diapers for our
> incontinent friends your medical nonsense is not
> wanted here. Guessing anon quack.
I still remember how they ripped you off last year when you were trying to get your OxyContin. I'm glad you discovered you could cross the border to Maryland and get a few more 'scripts there. We are grown men, we know our bodies better than the quack doctors. Hopefully Trump will do something about this in his second term.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2020 03:35AM
I’m up and think the midwives should be here soon, my ass is tearing up quivering with the SUV sized load that is coming down the chute.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 28, 2020 05:00AM
5am guy is sad that Brown Onion has altimers and won't be around much longer.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2020 06:03AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy is sad that Brown Onion has altimers and
> won't be around much longer.
It’s Alzheimer’s you imposter, and unfortunately for you, the midwives and plumbing team helped me through another battle. Surround yourself by greatness.
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> 5am guy is sad that Brown Onion has altimers and
> won't be around much longer.
It’s Alzheimer’s you imposter, and unfortunately for you, the midwives and plumbing team helped me through another battle. Surround yourself by greatness.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 28, 2020 08:18AM
The hotel I am staying at is near a Wendy's so I got three breakfast baconators and three large fried potatoes. The baconaotors were pretty average but the fried potatoes were very good, seasoned just right. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: November 28, 2020 09:27AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy is sad that Brown Onion has altimers and
> won't be around much longer.
Yes, it is very sad. We all knew this was inevitable once he was diagnosed.
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> 5am guy is sad that Brown Onion has altimers and
> won't be around much longer.
Yes, it is very sad. We all knew this was inevitable once he was diagnosed.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2020 09:31AM
Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy is sad that Brown Onion has altimers
> and
> > won't be around much longer.
>
>
> Yes, it is very sad. We all knew this was
> inevitable once he was diagnosed.
Hence why I drove myself to the store and back, with bowel friendly foods asshole. How are your superior bowels doing this morning? Feel free to share what it’s like to have a Ferrari like colon instead of a Dodge.
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy is sad that Brown Onion has altimers
> and
> > won't be around much longer.
>
>
> Yes, it is very sad. We all knew this was
> inevitable once he was diagnosed.
Hence why I drove myself to the store and back, with bowel friendly foods asshole. How are your superior bowels doing this morning? Feel free to share what it’s like to have a Ferrari like colon instead of a Dodge.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 28, 2020 09:47AM
I have decided to stay another night at this hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and I think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been looking at their menu and it looks pretty good. This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure just yet what to order but I see they sell hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders of those. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
sore onion
()
Date: November 28, 2020 10:25AM
After turkey dinner yesterday my father was taking a steamy hot shit! he couldnt manage to push it out and it burned so much from all the spicy seasoningl! what could he do other than find my warm mouth to use as a toilet! My father bites down hard in his shit, sucking up all the juices. he moans at the delectable sweet flavor while bringing one of his sons to have a bite.
" Son! " he yelled his voice cracking a bit. I ran into the bathroom
" what? Do you need toilet pape- oh "
" come have a bite. you'll like it. It's so sweet. . . " he chuckled while grabbing me by the arm and bending me over so I could look in the seat.
" Ew dude what the hell is up with you? " I hissed and jerked back which made his hand stop from holding me.
" Just TRY it, " He moaned again remembering the savory flavor as his face flushed.
" No thanks, " I replied, attempting to run out of the room but my father grabbed my arms and with strength pulled me back.
" Do IT~ " at this point I was inches from his face which made me extremely uncomphortable. My father did not seem to mind the intimacy.
My fahter then grabed my head, and made me sit over the toilet
I tried to yell for help but before I could, my face was shoved into father's sweet, delectable poop. He pulled down my pants while I scrambled to get out of his strong but gentle grip!! My father then whipped out his 9 incher and aimed for glory
He shoved it into my tight, succulent asshole. I screamed while throwing up into the toliet seat with black bloodied tears streaming down my pale face
" RAPE " I screeched while trying to move but my father just moaned and held me closer! KNOCKKNOCK "omg whats happenening in there??!!1!"
We heard at the door, it was my mother! My father held down the door with his foot. " nobody is here for you now~ " Father cooed while bringing his hand around mys waist. " hELP ME MOM HE- " father covered my mouth with one hand and with the other started jacking me off. I screamed through father's hand, in useless attempt to get away, I tried to kick hard but he only went harder!
An hour later, my father came into my ravaged and worn colon and let me go. what a night!
" Son! " he yelled his voice cracking a bit. I ran into the bathroom
" what? Do you need toilet pape- oh "
" come have a bite. you'll like it. It's so sweet. . . " he chuckled while grabbing me by the arm and bending me over so I could look in the seat.
" Ew dude what the hell is up with you? " I hissed and jerked back which made his hand stop from holding me.
" Just TRY it, " He moaned again remembering the savory flavor as his face flushed.
" No thanks, " I replied, attempting to run out of the room but my father grabbed my arms and with strength pulled me back.
" Do IT~ " at this point I was inches from his face which made me extremely uncomphortable. My father did not seem to mind the intimacy.
My fahter then grabed my head, and made me sit over the toilet
I tried to yell for help but before I could, my face was shoved into father's sweet, delectable poop. He pulled down my pants while I scrambled to get out of his strong but gentle grip!! My father then whipped out his 9 incher and aimed for glory
He shoved it into my tight, succulent asshole. I screamed while throwing up into the toliet seat with black bloodied tears streaming down my pale face
" RAPE " I screeched while trying to move but my father just moaned and held me closer! KNOCKKNOCK "omg whats happenening in there??!!1!"
We heard at the door, it was my mother! My father held down the door with his foot. " nobody is here for you now~ " Father cooed while bringing his hand around mys waist. " hELP ME MOM HE- " father covered my mouth with one hand and with the other started jacking me off. I screamed through father's hand, in useless attempt to get away, I tried to kick hard but he only went harder!
An hour later, my father came into my ravaged and worn colon and let me go. what a night!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Poopy Fartz
()
Date: November 28, 2020 10:49AM
Poopy Fartz wants to thank Brown Onion for all the things Brown Onion has done for Poopy Fartz. A few days after Poopy Fartz turned 18, Poopy Fartz met Brown Onion at the Tyson's Galleria. Poopy Fartz and Brown Onion couldn't wait so Poopy Fartz and Brown Onion went to the men's room at Neiman Marcus. Brown Onion opened up Poopy Fartz to all kinds of new experiences right then and there. Poopy Fartz and Brown Onion used the handicapped stall since there was more room. Some skateboard punk rockers came in to pee and screamed. "How many people are in that stall shitting?" Children can be so cruel.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Hungry.Man
()
Date: November 28, 2020 01:24PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I have decided to stay another night at this
> hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and I
> think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> just yet what to order but I see they sell
> hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders of
> those. My bowels can handle it!
Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying at the same motel and convenient.
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> I have decided to stay another night at this
> hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and I
> think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> just yet what to order but I see they sell
> hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders of
> those. My bowels can handle it!
Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying at the same motel and convenient.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2020 01:27PM
Hungry.Man Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and
> I
> > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> > looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> of
> > those. My bowels can handle it!
>
> Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying
> at the same motel and convenient.
Bring a bottle of Jager and a six-pack of Charmin Ultra soft and you will be in like Flynn.
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and
> I
> > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> > looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> of
> > those. My bowels can handle it!
>
> Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying
> at the same motel and convenient.
Bring a bottle of Jager and a six-pack of Charmin Ultra soft and you will be in like Flynn.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2020 01:27PM
Hungry.Man Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and
> I
> > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> > looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> of
> > those. My bowels can handle it!
>
> Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying
> at the same motel and convenient.
Bring a bottle of Jager and a six-pack of Charmin Ultra soft and you will be in like Flynn.
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and
> I
> > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> > looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> of
> > those. My bowels can handle it!
>
> Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying
> at the same motel and convenient.
Bring a bottle of Jager and a six-pack of Charmin Ultra soft and you will be in like Flynn.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2020 01:27PM
Hungry.Man Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and
> I
> > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> > looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> of
> > those. My bowels can handle it!
>
> Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying
> at the same motel and convenient.
Bring a bottle of Jager and a six-pack of Charmin Ultra soft and you will be in like Flynn.
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and
> I
> > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> > looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> of
> > those. My bowels can handle it!
>
> Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying
> at the same motel and convenient.
Bring a bottle of Jager and a six-pack of Charmin Ultra soft and you will be in like Flynn.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Hungry.Man
()
Date: November 28, 2020 01:33PM
Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Hungry.Man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby
> and
> > I
> > > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have
> been
> > > looking at their menu and it looks pretty
> good.
> > > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not
> sure
> > > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> > of
> > > those. My bowels can handle it!
> >
> > Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> > 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> > Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re
> staying
> > at the same motel and convenient.
>
>
> Bring a bottle of Jager and a six-pack of Charmin
> Ultra soft and you will be in like Flynn.
I don’t think yer the same Brown Onion that I messaged. Please, no games.
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> Hungry.Man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby
> and
> > I
> > > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have
> been
> > > looking at their menu and it looks pretty
> good.
> > > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not
> sure
> > > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> > of
> > > those. My bowels can handle it!
> >
> > Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> > 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> > Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re
> staying
> > at the same motel and convenient.
>
>
> Bring a bottle of Jager and a six-pack of Charmin
> Ultra soft and you will be in like Flynn.
I don’t think yer the same Brown Onion that I messaged. Please, no games.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2020 01:44PM
Hungry.Man Wrote:
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]
>
> I don’t think yer the same Brown Onion that I
> messaged. Please, no games.
If you can't trust a participant in an FFXU shitty shit thread, whom can you trust?
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]
>
> I don’t think yer the same Brown Onion that I
> messaged. Please, no games.
If you can't trust a participant in an FFXU shitty shit thread, whom can you trust?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Trucking inc.
()
Date: November 28, 2020 01:55PM
Hungry.Man Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and
> I
> > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> > looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> of
> > those. My bowels can handle it!
>
> Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying
> at the same motel and convenient.
No such thing as a mandated 24 hour layover. There is however a 34 hour reset that is required if you have worked 70 hours in 8 days.
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have decided to stay another night at this
> > hotel. There is a Cook Out restaurant nearby and
> I
> > think it opens at 11 this morning. I have been
> > looking at their menu and it looks pretty good.
> > This will be a new test for my bowels. Not sure
> > just yet what to order but I see they sell
> > hush-puppies so I have to get a couple orders
> of
> > those. My bowels can handle it!
>
> Hi Boiled, I’m also in Harrisonburg, Va for
> 24hr layover CDL requirements. Want to meet at
> Cook Out for juicy burgers? Think we’re staying
> at the same motel and convenient.
No such thing as a mandated 24 hour layover. There is however a 34 hour reset that is required if you have worked 70 hours in 8 days.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2020 03:47PM
Brown Trucking inc. Wrote:
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>
> No such thing as a mandated 24 hour layover. There
> is however a 34 hour reset that is required if you
> have worked 70 hours in 8 days.
Thanks for the heads up. Us BiBs are happy fun-loving men who wish to act out our desires only with other consenting men. We get taken advantage of constantly.
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>
> No such thing as a mandated 24 hour layover. There
> is however a 34 hour reset that is required if you
> have worked 70 hours in 8 days.
Thanks for the heads up. Us BiBs are happy fun-loving men who wish to act out our desires only with other consenting men. We get taken advantage of constantly.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion likes this content
()
Date: November 28, 2020 05:52PM
There is nothing wrong with our desires. We are discriminated against for no reason. Thank God Brown Onion for making this a forum free from first amendment haters.
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 29, 2020 04:23AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in a bit early tonight. 5am guy has one more 12 hour shift after this one and then 5am guy gets a couple nights off of work. 5am guy is dog tired. On the upside 5am guy found out he is getting a five thousand dollar bonus next month for pitching in to keep things going during the covid situation. 5am guy is happy about that.
5am guy currently has the space heater and the star shower device running in the men's room and soon 5am guy will be in there dropping off a load. 5am guy sends best wishes out to all the BiB's!
5am guy currently has the space heater and the star shower device running in the men's room and soon 5am guy will be in there dropping off a load. 5am guy sends best wishes out to all the BiB's!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 29, 2020 04:30AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in a bit early tonight.
> 5am guy has one more 12 hour shift after this one
> and then 5am guy gets a couple nights off of work.
> 5am guy is dog tired. On the upside 5am guy found
> out he is getting a five thousand dollar bonus
> next month for pitching in to keep things going
> during the covid situation. 5am guy is happy about
> that.
> 5am guy currently has the space heater and the
> star shower device running in the men's room and
> soon 5am guy will be in there dropping off a load.
> 5am guy sends best wishes out to all the BiB's!
That’s wonderful 5 am. Way to go on the correct attitude. Especially in light of the demented twisted individuals here, who try to kick us down. They have failed to as although we are bowel trodden we are strong.
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in a bit early tonight.
> 5am guy has one more 12 hour shift after this one
> and then 5am guy gets a couple nights off of work.
> 5am guy is dog tired. On the upside 5am guy found
> out he is getting a five thousand dollar bonus
> next month for pitching in to keep things going
> during the covid situation. 5am guy is happy about
> that.
> 5am guy currently has the space heater and the
> star shower device running in the men's room and
> soon 5am guy will be in there dropping off a load.
> 5am guy sends best wishes out to all the BiB's!
That’s wonderful 5 am. Way to go on the correct attitude. Especially in light of the demented twisted individuals here, who try to kick us down. They have failed to as although we are bowel trodden we are strong.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Sploosh!
()
Date: November 29, 2020 06:19AM
What up BiBs! Shout out to 5am and wishing everyone a relaxing Sunday.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 29, 2020 06:45AM
Up early and had a effortless #4 on the bristol scale. I am going to head back home today after breakfast. The hotel breakfast is lame but there is a Sonic drive thru just a couple miles away. Sonic has those Super Sonic breakfast burritos and I am going to get just three of them with plenty of hot sauce and maybe a couple orders of tater tots. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: November 29, 2020 08:43AM
As we age Brown is correct. Was let down this morning.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion likes this content
()
Date: November 29, 2020 08:49AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in a bit early
> tonight.
> > 5am guy has one more 12 hour shift after this
> one
> > and then 5am guy gets a couple nights off of
> work.
> > 5am guy is dog tired. On the upside 5am guy
> found
> > out he is getting a five thousand dollar bonus
> > next month for pitching in to keep things going
> > during the covid situation. 5am guy is happy
> about
> > that.
> > 5am guy currently has the space heater and the
> > star shower device running in the men's room
> and
> > soon 5am guy will be in there dropping off a
> load.
> > 5am guy sends best wishes out to all the BiB's!
>
>
> That’s wonderful 5 am. Way to go on the correct
> attitude. Especially in light of the demented
> twisted individuals here, who try to kick us down.
> They have failed to as although we are bowel
> trodden we are strong.
We suffer so much just because people fail to understand our God given desires.
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> 5am guy Wrote:
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> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in a bit early
> tonight.
> > 5am guy has one more 12 hour shift after this
> one
> > and then 5am guy gets a couple nights off of
> work.
> > 5am guy is dog tired. On the upside 5am guy
> found
> > out he is getting a five thousand dollar bonus
> > next month for pitching in to keep things going
> > during the covid situation. 5am guy is happy
> about
> > that.
> > 5am guy currently has the space heater and the
> > star shower device running in the men's room
> and
> > soon 5am guy will be in there dropping off a
> load.
> > 5am guy sends best wishes out to all the BiB's!
>
>
> That’s wonderful 5 am. Way to go on the correct
> attitude. Especially in light of the demented
> twisted individuals here, who try to kick us down.
> They have failed to as although we are bowel
> trodden we are strong.
We suffer so much just because people fail to understand our God given desires.
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
toasted onion
()
Date: November 29, 2020 09:35AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Up early and had a effortless #4 on the bristol
> scale. I am going to head back home today after
> breakfast. The hotel breakfast is lame but there
> is a Sonic drive thru just a couple miles away.
> Sonic has those Super Sonic breakfast burritos and
> I am going to get just three of them with plenty
> of hot sauce and maybe a couple orders of tater
> tots. My bowels can handle it!
Hi Boiled. I was just looking at the Sonic menu. That place has the least bowel friendly menu I have ever seen. There are no salads no fruit cups no vegetables other than toppings on burgers and chicken sandwiches. Sonic should be ashamed of themselves for not having any healthy choices on their menu. Even Mcdonalds has fruit and oatmeal cups as well as apple slices. You should stay away from Sonic.
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> Up early and had a effortless #4 on the bristol
> scale. I am going to head back home today after
> breakfast. The hotel breakfast is lame but there
> is a Sonic drive thru just a couple miles away.
> Sonic has those Super Sonic breakfast burritos and
> I am going to get just three of them with plenty
> of hot sauce and maybe a couple orders of tater
> tots. My bowels can handle it!
Hi Boiled. I was just looking at the Sonic menu. That place has the least bowel friendly menu I have ever seen. There are no salads no fruit cups no vegetables other than toppings on burgers and chicken sandwiches. Sonic should be ashamed of themselves for not having any healthy choices on their menu. Even Mcdonalds has fruit and oatmeal cups as well as apple slices. You should stay away from Sonic.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
soup man
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Date: November 29, 2020 10:19AM
Making turkey-vegetable soup today. Very bowel friendly!
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Posted by:
Soup is good food.
()
Date: November 29, 2020 10:25AM
soup man Wrote:
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> Making turkey-vegetable soup today. Very bowel
> friendly!
You have made a good meal!
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> Making turkey-vegetable soup today. Very bowel
> friendly!
You have made a good meal!
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Miscavage.,.
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Date: November 29, 2020 10:37AM
Anybody who posts shit gifs is a psycho.
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Posted by:
image blocking onion
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Date: November 29, 2020 10:40AM
Miscavage.,. Wrote:
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> Anybody who posts shit gifs is a psycho.
Just children who are desperate for attention. Just about everyone here sets their browser to block all images so we never see them anyway.
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> Anybody who posts shit gifs is a psycho.
Just children who are desperate for attention. Just about everyone here sets their browser to block all images so we never see them anyway.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Sock Puppets on Parade
()
Date: November 29, 2020 10:45AM
Brown Onion and his sock puppets are quite feisty this morning.
Rusty is going to have a good night tonight!
Maybe they won't wait and he'll get some "Afternoon Delight"
Skyrockets in flight!!!
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Rusty is going to have a good night tonight!
Maybe they won't wait and he'll get some "Afternoon Delight"
Skyrockets in flight!!!
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Swedish Onion
()
Date: November 29, 2020 10:58AM
-Dad, are you really in a hurry to taste your son’s shit?
-Really, Ander.
-Because I remind you I have just taken a dump on the woods right now, a shit you have got horny with and now must be eaten by flies. And if you want, you can eat it. I think first I need to see you eating my shit and enjoy before I dare take a dump in your mouth.
-I’d love to eat it, Ander.
-Then let’s do this dad: when I cum in your mouth and hopefully you cum again; now I know I won’t take long; we can go with our dicks out, nobody will see us here, and hopefully hard again, in expedition in search of that tasty shit, as you’ve just called it without having ever tasted it, and the moment we reach what I have shat this morning, I want you to be as pig as you want to be, and proud. Hope you jack off when you see it, and if you make me horny I will jerk myself off again. Then you can kneel and sniff it. If you want, you can taste a morsel and if you really like it, eat all the shit you want with no fears. I’d love to see you enjoying before I dare take a dump in your mouth tomorrow, as you’ve asked me.
It was me who guided him to the spot where he had shat this morning. He told me I had a good orientation but I answered that the smell of his digestion was calling me. Hearing those words, unhibitedly now he started to jerk himself off again and seeing him I had to the same with my dick, which seeing Ander’s cock having fun again asked me for mercy to have the same fun. And thus both masturbating one more time, we finally reached the spot where he had shat this morning. The toilet paper he had used could be seen close to the heap of his crap.
-What a heavenly vision, my beautiful Ander’s shit. See how daddy frenetically wanks just beholding it.
And just then he blasted a new load, so I would do anything now to keep on giving him fun. He should not stop cumming today. In fact he told me he was gonna wank again as I bent down and almost put my nose on his poop, but I didn’t wanna stain it with shit and sniffed from a close distance as I kept on beating my meat.
He was beating off frenetically as I dirtied my whole mouth with his delicious shit. I had masturbated a thousand times thinking I was eating Ander’s shit but today the filthy dream had come true. Brown saliva was oozing from the corners of my mouth but I had no doubt I would eat it all since today I could and I was watching Ander, who had just cum, wanking again, and I wanted to show him my true self. I had decided today I would tell him all my secrets for he deserved to know everything, being the respectful sweet boy he was, obviously shocked at nothing and only wanting his father to be fulfilled in every dream I could have with him. When almost all the heap of crap was eaten, I continued looking on the floor for any little piece of tasty shit there could be there. The flies were hovering around obviously frustrated, till I saw them flying to the toilet paper in search of any remaining shit there could be. But all the rest was now in my stomach and once I could see no more morsels of shit on the floor I yelled like crazy and blasted a new load.
-Thank you for the meal, Ander. I will never forget you have allowed your father even this.
-Really, Ander.
-Because I remind you I have just taken a dump on the woods right now, a shit you have got horny with and now must be eaten by flies. And if you want, you can eat it. I think first I need to see you eating my shit and enjoy before I dare take a dump in your mouth.
-I’d love to eat it, Ander.
-Then let’s do this dad: when I cum in your mouth and hopefully you cum again; now I know I won’t take long; we can go with our dicks out, nobody will see us here, and hopefully hard again, in expedition in search of that tasty shit, as you’ve just called it without having ever tasted it, and the moment we reach what I have shat this morning, I want you to be as pig as you want to be, and proud. Hope you jack off when you see it, and if you make me horny I will jerk myself off again. Then you can kneel and sniff it. If you want, you can taste a morsel and if you really like it, eat all the shit you want with no fears. I’d love to see you enjoying before I dare take a dump in your mouth tomorrow, as you’ve asked me.
It was me who guided him to the spot where he had shat this morning. He told me I had a good orientation but I answered that the smell of his digestion was calling me. Hearing those words, unhibitedly now he started to jerk himself off again and seeing him I had to the same with my dick, which seeing Ander’s cock having fun again asked me for mercy to have the same fun. And thus both masturbating one more time, we finally reached the spot where he had shat this morning. The toilet paper he had used could be seen close to the heap of his crap.
-What a heavenly vision, my beautiful Ander’s shit. See how daddy frenetically wanks just beholding it.
And just then he blasted a new load, so I would do anything now to keep on giving him fun. He should not stop cumming today. In fact he told me he was gonna wank again as I bent down and almost put my nose on his poop, but I didn’t wanna stain it with shit and sniffed from a close distance as I kept on beating my meat.
He was beating off frenetically as I dirtied my whole mouth with his delicious shit. I had masturbated a thousand times thinking I was eating Ander’s shit but today the filthy dream had come true. Brown saliva was oozing from the corners of my mouth but I had no doubt I would eat it all since today I could and I was watching Ander, who had just cum, wanking again, and I wanted to show him my true self. I had decided today I would tell him all my secrets for he deserved to know everything, being the respectful sweet boy he was, obviously shocked at nothing and only wanting his father to be fulfilled in every dream I could have with him. When almost all the heap of crap was eaten, I continued looking on the floor for any little piece of tasty shit there could be there. The flies were hovering around obviously frustrated, till I saw them flying to the toilet paper in search of any remaining shit there could be. But all the rest was now in my stomach and once I could see no more morsels of shit on the floor I yelled like crazy and blasted a new load.
-Thank you for the meal, Ander. I will never forget you have allowed your father even this.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: November 29, 2020 11:58AM
Crab cakes, deviled eggs, soda. Take that bowels.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
good stuff
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Date: November 29, 2020 12:16PM
BO likes this
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Posted by:
date with brown onion
()
Date: November 29, 2020 12:22PM
The way my body works, I don't shit daily; sometimes, I can go a few days without taking a dump. I don't feel constipated or bloated, so I figure my body knows when it has to go and I don't worry about it. The good news is that when I take a dump, I take a DUMP! My record is a 21" turd -- no shit!
One time when I was on a date with Brown Onion, I told him that I REALLY had to take a dump; he was ready for it. I crouched and turned around so he had a good view of my hairy asshole over his chest. I relaxed. It took a little while and some effort 'cause I'd been holding it for so long...but then my turd started its way out. Yeah...this was hot: takin' a shit onto another guy's body. As expected, I dumped a big pile of shit: four or five logs or varying sizes that, if layed end-to-end, would have been about a foot and a half. I turned back around and took a look at my dump: It was really good shit: held its log shape, yet not hard and was creamy and of good consistency.
I then began to piss all over brown onion, aiming my stream up and down his chest, over my shit-pile, and also on his cock and balls. The piss pooling on the sheets had a lovely brown tinge to it. This was hot: fuckin' using his body as my personal toilet. His piss- and shit- covered chest looked really inviting. I lowered myself onto him, my shit squishing between us. I lifted back up a bit and looked down: squished and smeared shit all over our chests and smeared into his chest hair. Using my balls, I pushed some of the shit down over his cock and balls then began to rub myself against him. Damn! This looked so fucking hot! Two cocks, smothered in shit, humping away like two animals in their own dung.
He asked me if I wanted his. Hell yes! We traded places; gobs of shit were falling all over the bed. The piss pools were now brown and opaque instead of yellow. He crouched with his asshold directly over my cock. I watched, mesmerized by his asshole. I saw it begin to open and his turd emerge. His shit was a little looser than mine, but not much. It plopped all over my cock, fresh and warm. What a fuckin' trip! A guy taking a dump onto my cock! By the time he was done, I couldn't see my dick-head any more. He then started to slide his ass back and forth over my cock, smearing his slit all over me and his ass-crack. Jesus! He then turned around and started to piss all over me, especially on my balls. Ooh...felt so nice and warm. He then laid on top of me and we resumed humping in our filth. We were covered in shit-piss by this point: all over our chests, crotches, thighs, running down our legs. We rolled around, wallowing in our pig-slime, humping, kissing. Man, hearing those sloppy, slushy sounds adds to the experience. I'm humpin' my brains out, then I moan and start to cum -- oh, fuck! What a powerful orgasm! It practically ripped my cock in two. I shoot up and shoved my stinin' armpit over his face and he began to lick it out while jerkin' himself with shit. It didn't take him long and it sounded as though his orgasm was just as powerful.
One time when I was on a date with Brown Onion, I told him that I REALLY had to take a dump; he was ready for it. I crouched and turned around so he had a good view of my hairy asshole over his chest. I relaxed. It took a little while and some effort 'cause I'd been holding it for so long...but then my turd started its way out. Yeah...this was hot: takin' a shit onto another guy's body. As expected, I dumped a big pile of shit: four or five logs or varying sizes that, if layed end-to-end, would have been about a foot and a half. I turned back around and took a look at my dump: It was really good shit: held its log shape, yet not hard and was creamy and of good consistency.
I then began to piss all over brown onion, aiming my stream up and down his chest, over my shit-pile, and also on his cock and balls. The piss pooling on the sheets had a lovely brown tinge to it. This was hot: fuckin' using his body as my personal toilet. His piss- and shit- covered chest looked really inviting. I lowered myself onto him, my shit squishing between us. I lifted back up a bit and looked down: squished and smeared shit all over our chests and smeared into his chest hair. Using my balls, I pushed some of the shit down over his cock and balls then began to rub myself against him. Damn! This looked so fucking hot! Two cocks, smothered in shit, humping away like two animals in their own dung.
He asked me if I wanted his. Hell yes! We traded places; gobs of shit were falling all over the bed. The piss pools were now brown and opaque instead of yellow. He crouched with his asshold directly over my cock. I watched, mesmerized by his asshole. I saw it begin to open and his turd emerge. His shit was a little looser than mine, but not much. It plopped all over my cock, fresh and warm. What a fuckin' trip! A guy taking a dump onto my cock! By the time he was done, I couldn't see my dick-head any more. He then started to slide his ass back and forth over my cock, smearing his slit all over me and his ass-crack. Jesus! He then turned around and started to piss all over me, especially on my balls. Ooh...felt so nice and warm. He then laid on top of me and we resumed humping in our filth. We were covered in shit-piss by this point: all over our chests, crotches, thighs, running down our legs. We rolled around, wallowing in our pig-slime, humping, kissing. Man, hearing those sloppy, slushy sounds adds to the experience. I'm humpin' my brains out, then I moan and start to cum -- oh, fuck! What a powerful orgasm! It practically ripped my cock in two. I shoot up and shoved my stinin' armpit over his face and he began to lick it out while jerkin' himself with shit. It didn't take him long and it sounded as though his orgasm was just as powerful.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare Fax
()
Date: November 29, 2020 12:30PM
Obsessed with BO? Wow.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: November 29, 2020 02:56PM
It seems that Brown Onion is getting worse by the day. I visited him for lunch today and he served his usual Bologna sandwiches on wonder bread. I went to get a diet Pepsi from the refrigerator and noticed he had half a dozen containers filled with poop. I asked him about it and he said he was keeping them in case the doctor needed a stool sample. He has been telehealthing it through the shutdown and I just don't think he is saving them for the doctor.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
going down again
()
Date: November 29, 2020 03:00PM
Maybe Brown Onion will die again for at least the 4th time. Unfortunately he is always resurrected.
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: November 29, 2020 03:11PM
Grandma is still locked up for the distribution of jenkum. Dad and the obese neighbor should be there instead.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: November 29, 2020 03:23PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Grandma is still locked up for the distribution of
> jenkum. Dad and the obese neighbor should be there
> instead.
Are there any batches of Jenkum where you provided the raw materials? I'm thinking that might make a great Holiday gift for my neighbor, Brown Onion!
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> Grandma is still locked up for the distribution of
> jenkum. Dad and the obese neighbor should be there
> instead.
Are there any batches of Jenkum where you provided the raw materials? I'm thinking that might make a great Holiday gift for my neighbor, Brown Onion!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
BR0WN 0NI0N
()
Date: November 29, 2020 03:34PM
Rusty, you've taught me a lot about your asshole, from the first time I acquiesced and gave you a rimjob. And you've taught me more about my own asshole than I ever thought I'd know -- lessons learned from all the times you've fingered it and fucked it, and even the special occasions like the time you froze that package of fresh raspberries and then carefully poked them into my rectum, one after another. That was the first time you made me look at my own shit, when I expelled the pulpy red mass mixed with darker brown lumps.
And I know how you'll do it when you shit on me -- you've described it many times while I gave you head or while you fucked me. I'll be laying down, and you'll kneel over me, your knees outside my arms, pinning them in place. You'll start by playing with my cock while I watch your mysterious dark hole twitch and pucker. You'll have to piss as well, and you'll aim it at my cock, which will be getting hard. You'll use that slickness to jerk me off while you relax your sphincter and begin to shit on me, letting it drop and splatter onto my chest. And you'll shit out more, turd after turd plopping onto me, because I know that once I let you do this, you'll save up as big a load as possible.
And I know how you'll do it when you shit on me -- you've described it many times while I gave you head or while you fucked me. I'll be laying down, and you'll kneel over me, your knees outside my arms, pinning them in place. You'll start by playing with my cock while I watch your mysterious dark hole twitch and pucker. You'll have to piss as well, and you'll aim it at my cock, which will be getting hard. You'll use that slickness to jerk me off while you relax your sphincter and begin to shit on me, letting it drop and splatter onto my chest. And you'll shit out more, turd after turd plopping onto me, because I know that once I let you do this, you'll save up as big a load as possible.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: November 29, 2020 04:26PM
The pleasure is all mine. You have taught us BiBs all so much. Yes, Poopy Fartz may have been a little too impressionable when you introduced him to our adult lifestyle but hopefully he won't end up in trouble for acting out like Red Onion. Red really turned around in prison. I'm hoping Red will find his own apprentice onion that he can share our gifts with a younger generation.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 30, 2020 04:58AM
5am guy is quite happy this morning. 5am guy is grateful that Brown Onion took the time to introduce him to our adult lifestyle. New guy won't be 18 until June but 5am guy thinks he is worth waiting for and that gives 5am guy six months in order to break the ice and to have a conversation with him.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Toots
()
Date: November 30, 2020 05:02AM
What happened to the Royal Farms girl, 5am?
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Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 30, 2020 05:15AM
Toots Wrote:
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> What happened to the Royal Farms girl, 5am?
Spanish Nurse girl turned out to be small-minded and thought poopys should be flushed right away 5am guy should have listened to Brown Onion in the first place and stuck to teaching young men how to become mature BiBs!
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> What happened to the Royal Farms girl, 5am?
Spanish Nurse girl turned out to be small-minded and thought poopys should be flushed right away 5am guy should have listened to Brown Onion in the first place and stuck to teaching young men how to become mature BiBs!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
chocolate
()
Date: November 30, 2020 12:20PM
lunch time
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Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 30, 2020 04:30PM
It was hard coming into the office today after working from home for two weeks. I am going to stop at 5 guys on the way home tonight. 3 big cheeseburgers and a double order of fries should be good along with half a pumpkin pie I have leftover from Thanksgiving. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 30, 2020 07:04PM
BR0WN 0NI0N Wrote:
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> Rusty, you've taught me a lot about your asshole,
> from the first time I acquiesced and gave you a
> rimjob. And you've taught me more about my own
> asshole than I ever thought I'd know -- lessons
> learned from all the times you've fingered it and
> fucked it, and even the special occasions like the
> time you froze that package of fresh raspberries
> and then carefully poked them into my rectum, one
> after another. That was the first time you made me
> look at my own shit, when I expelled the pulpy red
> mass mixed with darker brown lumps.
>
> And I know how you'll do it when you shit on me --
> you've described it many times while I gave you
> head or while you fucked me. I'll be laying down,
> and you'll kneel over me, your knees outside my
> arms, pinning them in place. You'll start by
> playing with my cock while I watch your mysterious
> dark hole twitch and pucker. You'll have to piss
> as well, and you'll aim it at my cock, which will
> be getting hard. You'll use that slickness to jerk
> me off while you relax your sphincter and begin to
> shit on me, letting it drop and splatter onto my
> chest. And you'll shit out more, turd after turd
> plopping onto me, because I know that once I let
> you do this, you'll save up as big a load as
> possible.
Impersonating is flattery. Thank you.
How are your bowels?
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> Rusty, you've taught me a lot about your asshole,
> from the first time I acquiesced and gave you a
> rimjob. And you've taught me more about my own
> asshole than I ever thought I'd know -- lessons
> learned from all the times you've fingered it and
> fucked it, and even the special occasions like the
> time you froze that package of fresh raspberries
> and then carefully poked them into my rectum, one
> after another. That was the first time you made me
> look at my own shit, when I expelled the pulpy red
> mass mixed with darker brown lumps.
>
> And I know how you'll do it when you shit on me --
> you've described it many times while I gave you
> head or while you fucked me. I'll be laying down,
> and you'll kneel over me, your knees outside my
> arms, pinning them in place. You'll start by
> playing with my cock while I watch your mysterious
> dark hole twitch and pucker. You'll have to piss
> as well, and you'll aim it at my cock, which will
> be getting hard. You'll use that slickness to jerk
> me off while you relax your sphincter and begin to
> shit on me, letting it drop and splatter onto my
> chest. And you'll shit out more, turd after turd
> plopping onto me, because I know that once I let
> you do this, you'll save up as big a load as
> possible.
Impersonating is flattery. Thank you.
How are your bowels?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
whopper lover
()
Date: November 30, 2020 08:36PM
I eat like 5 whoppers a week. They can be rough on the digestive system.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
B.O. not signed in
()
Date: November 30, 2020 08:55PM
I eat the turds of like 5 homeless hobos a week. They can be rough on the digestive system. I put my open mouth right up to their assholes so I can enjoy the fresh hot loaf straaight outta the oven. Last year I caught a tapeworm, not sure how. I'm always in the woods behind the Bailey's Crossroads shelter, stop by and drop a deuce down my throat.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare FaxF
()
Date: November 30, 2020 09:25PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> BR0WN 0NI0N Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> Impersonating is flattery. Thank you.
>
> How are your bowels?
"How are your bowels?" is secret lingo to see if another man wants to have our type of adult relations. A positive coded response is "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking" followed with a fart... Then it is on like Donkey Kong...Find a stall in the nearest public restroom and Dinner is served!
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> BR0WN 0NI0N Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> Impersonating is flattery. Thank you.
>
> How are your bowels?
"How are your bowels?" is secret lingo to see if another man wants to have our type of adult relations. A positive coded response is "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking" followed with a fart... Then it is on like Donkey Kong...Find a stall in the nearest public restroom and Dinner is served!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Chubby Pickle
()
Date: December 01, 2020 06:56AM
How are your bowels everybody?!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 01, 2020 07:00AM
Fare FaxF Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BR0WN 0NI0N Wrote:
> >
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>
>
> > Impersonating is flattery. Thank you.
> >
> > How are your bowels?
>
>
> "How are your bowels?" is secret lingo to see if
> another man wants to have our type of adult
> relations. A positive coded response is "Can you
> smell what the Rock is cooking" followed with a
> fart... Then it is on like Donkey Kong...Find a
> stall in the nearest public restroom and Dinner is
> served!
Aren’t you stupid? This is a simple inquiry about ones colon, and how it’s been functioning. Don’t you think about your colon or are you the superior bowels type person?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BR0WN 0NI0N Wrote:
> >
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>
>
> > Impersonating is flattery. Thank you.
> >
> > How are your bowels?
>
>
> "How are your bowels?" is secret lingo to see if
> another man wants to have our type of adult
> relations. A positive coded response is "Can you
> smell what the Rock is cooking" followed with a
> fart... Then it is on like Donkey Kong...Find a
> stall in the nearest public restroom and Dinner is
> served!
Aren’t you stupid? This is a simple inquiry about ones colon, and how it’s been functioning. Don’t you think about your colon or are you the superior bowels type person?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: December 01, 2020 07:24AM
Scrambled eggs, scrapple, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
news onion
()
Date: December 01, 2020 09:31AM
I regret to inform all the BIB’s that we have lost a brother. 5am guy was found dead in a Paint Bank motel room this morning. Housekeeping discovered him during their normal cleaning routine. He was naked and unresponsive, and had a bowling pin hanging halfway out of his rectal cavity. An investigation is underway, but no foul play is suspected.
5am guy was a decent man. We will all miss him, although his posts were pretty dry, boring and thoughtless.
5am guy was a decent man. We will all miss him, although his posts were pretty dry, boring and thoughtless.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Serious question
()
Date: December 01, 2020 10:24AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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>
> Aren’t you stupid? This is a simple inquiry
> about ones colon, and how it’s been functioning.
> Don’t you think about your colon or are you the
> superior bowels type person?
Why is this guy so interested in other people's gastrointestinal tract?
That is a sign of having some seriously fucked up emotional issues.
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>
> Aren’t you stupid? This is a simple inquiry
> about ones colon, and how it’s been functioning.
> Don’t you think about your colon or are you the
> superior bowels type person?
Why is this guy so interested in other people's gastrointestinal tract?
That is a sign of having some seriously fucked up emotional issues.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Father Onion
()
Date: December 01, 2020 01:03PM
In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit I wish you all would refrain from these conversations.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 01, 2020 04:53PM
This morning I put 6 chicken thighs in the crock pot along with veggies and seasonings. I bet the house will smell great when I get home. Going to stop at Panera to get a few baguettes to go with it. My bowels can just deal with it!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Poopy Fartz
()
Date: December 01, 2020 05:58PM
news onion Wrote:
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> I regret to inform all the BIB’s that we have
> lost a brother. 5am guy was found dead in a Paint
> Bank motel room this morning. Housekeeping
> discovered him during their normal cleaning
> routine. He was naked and unresponsive, and had a
> bowling pin hanging halfway out of his rectal
> cavity. An investigation is underway, but no foul
> play is suspected.
>
> 5am guy was a decent man. We will all miss him,
> although his posts were pretty dry, boring and
> thoughtless.
Poopy Fartz is a sad Poopy Fartz. Poopy Fartz liked 5am guy. Poopy Fartz really liked 5am guy. Poopy Fartz was so happy at that one poop party at Brown Onions when Poopy Fartz got to be the back section of the Human Centipede with 5am guy in the middle and Rusty Craplace in front. No we didn't get sewn together we just used duct tape. Brown Onion taped us up so expertly, we didn't get loose after crawling around on the floor as one. Brown has been doing that for years. He was even thinking of suing the director Tom Mix for stealing his idea.
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> I regret to inform all the BIB’s that we have
> lost a brother. 5am guy was found dead in a Paint
> Bank motel room this morning. Housekeeping
> discovered him during their normal cleaning
> routine. He was naked and unresponsive, and had a
> bowling pin hanging halfway out of his rectal
> cavity. An investigation is underway, but no foul
> play is suspected.
>
> 5am guy was a decent man. We will all miss him,
> although his posts were pretty dry, boring and
> thoughtless.
Poopy Fartz is a sad Poopy Fartz. Poopy Fartz liked 5am guy. Poopy Fartz really liked 5am guy. Poopy Fartz was so happy at that one poop party at Brown Onions when Poopy Fartz got to be the back section of the Human Centipede with 5am guy in the middle and Rusty Craplace in front. No we didn't get sewn together we just used duct tape. Brown Onion taped us up so expertly, we didn't get loose after crawling around on the floor as one. Brown has been doing that for years. He was even thinking of suing the director Tom Mix for stealing his idea.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2020 07:54AM
French toast, hash browns, soda. Take that bowels.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare Fax
()
Date: December 02, 2020 08:39AM
Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> French toast, hash browns, soda. Take that bowels.
Does it help?
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> French toast, hash browns, soda. Take that bowels.
Does it help?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2020 09:35AM
Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> French toast, hash browns, soda. Take that bowels.
I can’t make you, but my goodness, what are you doing with your bowels? All of us have the freedom to do what we want with our bowels, but I’m trying to remember if you’re mid thirties. My goodness. They might work for now but once in your 40’s, I’m afraid for your colon.
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> French toast, hash browns, soda. Take that bowels.
I can’t make you, but my goodness, what are you doing with your bowels? All of us have the freedom to do what we want with our bowels, but I’m trying to remember if you’re mid thirties. My goodness. They might work for now but once in your 40’s, I’m afraid for your colon.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2020 11:01AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Boiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > French toast, hash browns, soda. Take that
> bowels.
>
>
> I can’t make you, but my goodness, what are you
> doing with your bowels? All of us have the freedom
> to do what we want with our bowels, but I’m
> trying to remember if you’re mid thirties. My
> goodness. They might work for now but once in your
> 40’s, I’m afraid for your colon.
What do you mean you can't remember my age? In 1999, you gave me my very first enema when I turned 18. That was the most important day of my life. You were so soft and kind but hard and forceful when needed. You didn't introduce feasting until our fourth get together. So many of us BiBs are grateful for your slow purposeful introduction process. I really need to introduce you to a new BiB who I am just getting to know. Peter is 19 and is really opening up nicely. Your legacy is growing!!!
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> Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> > French toast, hash browns, soda. Take that
> bowels.
>
>
> I can’t make you, but my goodness, what are you
> doing with your bowels? All of us have the freedom
> to do what we want with our bowels, but I’m
> trying to remember if you’re mid thirties. My
> goodness. They might work for now but once in your
> 40’s, I’m afraid for your colon.
What do you mean you can't remember my age? In 1999, you gave me my very first enema when I turned 18. That was the most important day of my life. You were so soft and kind but hard and forceful when needed. You didn't introduce feasting until our fourth get together. So many of us BiBs are grateful for your slow purposeful introduction process. I really need to introduce you to a new BiB who I am just getting to know. Peter is 19 and is really opening up nicely. Your legacy is growing!!!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2020 11:02AM
Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Boiled Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > French toast, hash browns, soda. Take that
> > bowels.
> >
> >
> > I can’t make you, but my goodness, what are
> you
> > doing with your bowels? All of us have the
> freedom
> > to do what we want with our bowels, but I’m
> > trying to remember if you’re mid thirties. My
> > goodness. They might work for now but once in
> your
> > 40’s, I’m afraid for your colon.
>
> What do you mean you can't remember my age? In
> 1999, you gave me my very first enema when I
> turned 18. That was the most important day of my
> life. You were so soft and kind but hard and
> forceful when needed. You didn't introduce
> feasting until our fourth get together. So many of
> us BiBs are grateful for your slow purposeful
> introduction process. I really need to introduce
> you to a new BiB who I am just getting to know.
> Peter is 19 and is really opening up nicely. Your
> legacy is growing!!!
Waste of time on your part. Patently false homosexual activity of which I will never support.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Boiled Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > French toast, hash browns, soda. Take that
> > bowels.
> >
> >
> > I can’t make you, but my goodness, what are
> you
> > doing with your bowels? All of us have the
> freedom
> > to do what we want with our bowels, but I’m
> > trying to remember if you’re mid thirties. My
> > goodness. They might work for now but once in
> your
> > 40’s, I’m afraid for your colon.
>
> What do you mean you can't remember my age? In
> 1999, you gave me my very first enema when I
> turned 18. That was the most important day of my
> life. You were so soft and kind but hard and
> forceful when needed. You didn't introduce
> feasting until our fourth get together. So many of
> us BiBs are grateful for your slow purposeful
> introduction process. I really need to introduce
> you to a new BiB who I am just getting to know.
> Peter is 19 and is really opening up nicely. Your
> legacy is growing!!!
Waste of time on your part. Patently false homosexual activity of which I will never support.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Bowels?
()
Date: December 02, 2020 11:27AM
Who the hell discusses bowels?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Don Johns Man
()
Date: December 02, 2020 12:11PM
Interesting shit here. For 20 years I was a Dons John man. Drove trucks, transported shitters, and cleaned them. Pay was very good but there are some very nasty people among us.
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Date: December 02, 2020 01:00PM
Bowels? Wrote:
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> Who the hell discusses bowels?
My good person, Bowel Movements are a necessity of life. If you are small-minded enough to be offended by an adult discussion of such matters, take your intolerance elsewhere. The Bowel Threads are only for people mature enough to handle them.
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> Who the hell discusses bowels?
My good person, Bowel Movements are a necessity of life. If you are small-minded enough to be offended by an adult discussion of such matters, take your intolerance elsewhere. The Bowel Threads are only for people mature enough to handle them.
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Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 02, 2020 01:08PM
Don Johns Man Wrote:
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> Interesting shit here. For 20 years I was a Dons
> John man. Drove trucks, transported shitters, and
> cleaned them. Pay was very good but there are some
> very nasty people among us.
Maybe you should come to Brown Onion's next poop party and show us how it is done!
We all are looking to expand our horizons. We would like to share are experiences with you and are looking forward for you sharing things with us.
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> Interesting shit here. For 20 years I was a Dons
> John man. Drove trucks, transported shitters, and
> cleaned them. Pay was very good but there are some
> very nasty people among us.
Maybe you should come to Brown Onion's next poop party and show us how it is done!
We all are looking to expand our horizons. We would like to share are experiences with you and are looking forward for you sharing things with us.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Bowels?
()
Date: December 02, 2020 01:45PM
Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Bowels? Wrote:
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> > Who the hell discusses bowels?
>
>
> My good person, Bowel Movements are a necessity of
> life. If you are small-minded enough to be
> offended by an adult discussion of such matters,
> take your intolerance elsewhere. The Bowel Threads
> are only for people mature enough to handle them.
Free country I guess but you all are fucked up.
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> Bowels? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who the hell discusses bowels?
>
>
> My good person, Bowel Movements are a necessity of
> life. If you are small-minded enough to be
> offended by an adult discussion of such matters,
> take your intolerance elsewhere. The Bowel Threads
> are only for people mature enough to handle them.
Free country I guess but you all are fucked up.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Oiled Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2020 02:24PM
Vegetable oil in your rectum should make contents slide out.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 02, 2020 02:39PM
Bowels? Wrote:
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> Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> > Bowels? Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Who the hell discusses bowels?
> >
> >
> > My good person, Bowel Movements are a necessity
> of
> > life. If you are small-minded enough to be
> > offended by an adult discussion of such
> matters,
> > take your intolerance elsewhere. The Bowel
> Threads
> > are only for people mature enough to handle
> them.
>
> Free country I guess but you all are fucked up.
BiBs aren't the fucked up ones. Perhaps you need to be shown. You should check out one of Brown Onion's poop parties. We will start you in slow. You might want to drive thru Taco Bell for a quick meal beforehand to get your bowels prepared for the festivities. Instead of keeping your desires secret, you will find a group of receptive men who will welcome you to the tribe.
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> Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> > Bowels? Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Who the hell discusses bowels?
> >
> >
> > My good person, Bowel Movements are a necessity
> of
> > life. If you are small-minded enough to be
> > offended by an adult discussion of such
> matters,
> > take your intolerance elsewhere. The Bowel
> Threads
> > are only for people mature enough to handle
> them.
>
> Free country I guess but you all are fucked up.
BiBs aren't the fucked up ones. Perhaps you need to be shown. You should check out one of Brown Onion's poop parties. We will start you in slow. You might want to drive thru Taco Bell for a quick meal beforehand to get your bowels prepared for the festivities. Instead of keeping your desires secret, you will find a group of receptive men who will welcome you to the tribe.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2020 03:09PM
Look at the depravity and character smears by the superior bowel people. We can’t even have one thread to discuss our IBS woes. They are maybe even worse than our capricious doctors, who treat us like modern day lepers.
Year after year they insult us, but brothers in bowel support each other. With various recipes, relaxing techniques, medical advice, and moral support too.
Later on will have a story for the Dons John employee. That day must have been horrific for the employee. My apologies.
Year after year they insult us, but brothers in bowel support each other. With various recipes, relaxing techniques, medical advice, and moral support too.
Later on will have a story for the Dons John employee. That day must have been horrific for the employee. My apologies.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 02, 2020 03:49PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Look at the depravity and character smears by the
> superior bowel people. We can’t even have one
> thread to discuss our IBS woes. They are maybe
> even worse than our capricious doctors, who treat
> us like modern day lepers.
>
> Year after year they insult us, but brothers in
> bowel support each other. With various recipes,
> relaxing techniques, medical advice, and moral
> support too.
>
> Later on will have a story for the Dons John
> employee. That day must have been horrific for the
> employee. My apologies.
You tell them Brown. Our desires are wholesome and healthy and these freaks are trying to make us look like degenerate perverts. As far as the Dons John employee, I think have a potty professional will add a bit of gravitas to the BiBs!
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> Look at the depravity and character smears by the
> superior bowel people. We can’t even have one
> thread to discuss our IBS woes. They are maybe
> even worse than our capricious doctors, who treat
> us like modern day lepers.
>
> Year after year they insult us, but brothers in
> bowel support each other. With various recipes,
> relaxing techniques, medical advice, and moral
> support too.
>
> Later on will have a story for the Dons John
> employee. That day must have been horrific for the
> employee. My apologies.
You tell them Brown. Our desires are wholesome and healthy and these freaks are trying to make us look like degenerate perverts. As far as the Dons John employee, I think have a potty professional will add a bit of gravitas to the BiBs!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion not signed in
()
Date: December 02, 2020 03:59PM
Now Matilda leaned back so that her asshole was above my face. I was fascinated by her ass, I watched as it puckered and strained, a little spot of brown appeared in the centre, it grew in size and started to come out into the world, then it disappeared back in again as mistress relaxed. Again the same thing happened but this time the brown spot got bigger till it finally began to emerge as a turd. Frustration! It popped back in again. I so desperately wanted to eat shit. Another appearance was made, this time the brown log kept coming till it reached that non returnable point. I got the full smell now and it was vile, just as shit should be. I strained to make sure my mouth was open as wide as possible. The turd hung there getting bigger and bigger but not letting go of its owner. It was hovering just above my lips. Then with a grunt and a squeeze Matilda let it drop.
It was thick, it was about four inches long; it was brown and putrid and it was in my mouth. I was a toilet at last. It tasted just as bad as shit should; it smelled worse than shit should and it fitted snugly into my mouth. I closed my lips around it. I was wondering what to do when Mistress commanded, “Hold it there slave, don’t chew it, don’t suck it, and don’t be sick.” Minutes passed by. It was so strange to have that shit just sitting in my mouth with the taste invading every sense; taste and smell were all attacked by the pervasive chemistry of her Faeces. “Ok brother,” she whispered, “You may chew now; don’t swallow, just chew.” As ordered I chewed; I was in heaven, I wanted the meal to last forever.
It was thick, it was about four inches long; it was brown and putrid and it was in my mouth. I was a toilet at last. It tasted just as bad as shit should; it smelled worse than shit should and it fitted snugly into my mouth. I closed my lips around it. I was wondering what to do when Mistress commanded, “Hold it there slave, don’t chew it, don’t suck it, and don’t be sick.” Minutes passed by. It was so strange to have that shit just sitting in my mouth with the taste invading every sense; taste and smell were all attacked by the pervasive chemistry of her Faeces. “Ok brother,” she whispered, “You may chew now; don’t swallow, just chew.” As ordered I chewed; I was in heaven, I wanted the meal to last forever.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare Fax
()
Date: December 02, 2020 04:54PM
Brown, What an exciting tale! But I thought we agreed to keep those sorts of writings off of this site. This site is for outreach to potential BiBs. We don't need to give the superior boweled meanies any more fodder against us.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 02, 2020 04:54PM
Going to get the KFC 20 dollar fill up tonight. They claim it feeds a family of four but it is the right size for my dinner. My bowels could have some trouble with this , we will see.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onions
()
Date: December 02, 2020 04:58PM
Onions out the other end.
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Dustee
()
Date: December 02, 2020 07:13PM
My bowels haven't moved since June. Finally had grandma stick her finger in me over thanksgiving to see what's going on. About a foot up in there she found what looks like sawdust. I'm relieved that I'm okay. At least I don't have IBS.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
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Date: December 02, 2020 07:19PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Goulash
We all know you love goulash cooked twice!
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> Goulash
We all know you love goulash cooked twice!
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Starfish Trooper
()
Date: December 02, 2020 08:48PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Goulash
Brown, how is Poopy Fartz doing with the death of 5am guy?
They were pretty tight, weren't they?
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> Goulash
Brown, how is Poopy Fartz doing with the death of 5am guy?
They were pretty tight, weren't they?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
toasted onion
()
Date: December 02, 2020 09:02PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Goulash
Sending prayers and good vibes your way. God bless!
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> Goulash
Sending prayers and good vibes your way. God bless!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
5am guy.
()
Date: December 03, 2020 04:51AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here once again. 5am guy is back to his regular schedule at work. 5am guy is taking the dumps while the city sleeps. 5am guy is a little bit sad that the Denny's down the road has closed. 5am guy was used to getting lunch at 3am at the Denny's. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the BiB's!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Happy Onion
()
Date: December 03, 2020 04:56AM
5am guy, you are a treasure. Have a nice rest of the day.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: December 03, 2020 07:15AM
I wish dad would stop obsessing over the obese neighbor. He is on a business trip, and dad has his pic by the grill and is crying. Mom and grandpa says they are very close. I guess dad will be cooking unhealthy foods alone for a few days, and walking around stinking up the house. Grandma is making granola bars this morning.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: December 03, 2020 10:20AM
Mac and cheese, Deviled eggs, soda. Take that bowels.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onions
()
Date: December 03, 2020 11:07AM
Flows out smoothly too
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Posted by:
Fare Fax
()
Date: December 03, 2020 11:49AM
Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Mac and cheese, Deviled eggs, soda. Take that
> bowels.
I tend to eat a lot of eggs when I am in the mood for the aroma of sulfur during my next 'play time'. Sulfur smell is an acquired delight.
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> Mac and cheese, Deviled eggs, soda. Take that
> bowels.
I tend to eat a lot of eggs when I am in the mood for the aroma of sulfur during my next 'play time'. Sulfur smell is an acquired delight.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
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Date: December 03, 2020 12:06PM
Here is a remarkable young BiB! I wonder if Brown Onion personally introduced him to our adult lifestyle! I think we could use him as a poster child for our community. People will get a better understanding of what we do and be far less intolerant and judgmental towards us.
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 03, 2020 02:13PM
Brown Onion and myself have been discussing whether we should turn our adult lifestyle into an initial and join others who have been unduly discriminated against. I think 'LGBTQP' has a nice ring to it. 'B' for 'Bowels' naturally would have been our first choice but it was taken. 'P' for 'Potty' is almost as good and perhaps even a tad more descriptive of the desires we act out upon.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: December 03, 2020 04:00PM
You all are just hassling a few people. Grow up. Mental midgets.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 03, 2020 04:41PM
The 8 pieces of KFC I had last night along with a couple of side dishes were too much for my bowels and I had problems early this morning. No more KFC for me!
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Date: December 03, 2020 05:00PM
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> You all are just hassling a few people. Grow up.
> Mental midgets.
It is amazing how much hassle and intolerance we BiBs get from small-minded fecalphobes. Brown Onion takes it so seriously. This is one of his favorite clips. Hopefully it will perk him right up. He says it reminds him of his days of youth frolicking with his sister Matilda.
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> You all are just hassling a few people. Grow up.
> Mental midgets.
It is amazing how much hassle and intolerance we BiBs get from small-minded fecalphobes. Brown Onion takes it so seriously. This is one of his favorite clips. Hopefully it will perk him right up. He says it reminds him of his days of youth frolicking with his sister Matilda.
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
toasted onion
()
Date: December 03, 2020 05:09PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> The 8 pieces of KFC I had last night along with a
> couple of side dishes were too much for my bowels
> and I had problems early this morning. No more KFC
> for me!
I hope this is a wake up call for you boiled. Years ago I too was disrespectful to my bowels but Brown Onion helped me to realize the error of my ways. I have been eating healthy for 3 years now and my bowels are better and I lost 22 pounds.
It is okay to have a big greasy meal on a rare occasion but you really need to focus on healthy foods and portion control. You mentioned earlier that you have a small crock pot, there are plenty of sensible meals that can be cooked in a crock pot. Try some of these,
https://thecleaneatingcouple.com/healthy-crockpot-recipes/
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> The 8 pieces of KFC I had last night along with a
> couple of side dishes were too much for my bowels
> and I had problems early this morning. No more KFC
> for me!
I hope this is a wake up call for you boiled. Years ago I too was disrespectful to my bowels but Brown Onion helped me to realize the error of my ways. I have been eating healthy for 3 years now and my bowels are better and I lost 22 pounds.
It is okay to have a big greasy meal on a rare occasion but you really need to focus on healthy foods and portion control. You mentioned earlier that you have a small crock pot, there are plenty of sensible meals that can be cooked in a crock pot. Try some of these,
https://thecleaneatingcouple.com/healthy-crockpot-recipes/
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
yummy
()
Date: December 03, 2020 05:55PM
Nice recipe right here
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
5am guy.
()
Date: December 04, 2020 05:00AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy "accidently" unplugged the security cameras so 5am guy could take a dump in the big bosses private restroom. It is nice in there with dim lighting and a real leather chair, fancy European soaps and a black toilet with a heated seat. 5am guy enjoyed a luxury dump earlier. 5am guy wishes all the BiB's a good weekend!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare Fax
()
Date: December 04, 2020 11:21AM
5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> "accidently" unplugged the security cameras so 5am
> guy could take a dump in the big bosses private
> restroom. It is nice in there with dim lighting
> and a real leather chair, fancy European soaps and
> a black toilet with a heated seat. 5am guy enjoyed
> a luxury dump earlier. 5am guy wishes all the
> BiB's a good weekend!
Sound very relaxing. I wish my boss had his own toilet. That must be a nice perk.
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> "accidently" unplugged the security cameras so 5am
> guy could take a dump in the big bosses private
> restroom. It is nice in there with dim lighting
> and a real leather chair, fancy European soaps and
> a black toilet with a heated seat. 5am guy enjoyed
> a luxury dump earlier. 5am guy wishes all the
> BiB's a good weekend!
Sound very relaxing. I wish my boss had his own toilet. That must be a nice perk.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
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Date: December 04, 2020 11:58AM
Brown Onion told me that this gif reminds him of Rusty years ago when they first met.
Rusty opened up to Brown quite nicely.
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 04, 2020 04:50PM
I just called in a couple of foot-long steak and cheese subs with bacon and extra mayo at a nearby pizza place. I am going to pick them up on the way home. My bowels need a little break so that is all I'm having for dinner.
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Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 04, 2020 05:21PM
can't wait to get home.
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Posted by:
Retired GI
()
Date: December 04, 2020 05:33PM
Disgusting and even for the psychotic Brown Onion user name this is worse.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
use the force Luke Onion
()
Date: December 04, 2020 05:41PM
Retired GI Wrote:
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> Disgusting and even for the psychotic Brown Onion
> user name this is worse.
Isn't it great that Brown Onion has made a safe space for all adult lifestyles!
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> Disgusting and even for the psychotic Brown Onion
> user name this is worse.
Isn't it great that Brown Onion has made a safe space for all adult lifestyles!
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Posted by:
Starfish Trooper
()
Date: December 04, 2020 06:13PM
That enlightened fellow seems to have done some quality video work. We should see if we can have him as a special guest at one of Brown Onion's mature parties. He can be the coveted middle section of one of the Human Centipedes. I've got dibs on being the back section on that one.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace.
()
Date: December 04, 2020 07:28PM
Brown Onion is throwing a party this weekend (Saturday afternoon)in memory of the recently deceased 5am guy. Please RSVP and eat a huge Denny’s meal prior.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Poopy Fartz
()
Date: December 04, 2020 07:41PM
Rusty Craplace. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion is throwing a party this weekend
> (Saturday afternoon)in memory of the recently
> deceased 5am guy. Please RSVP and eat a huge
> Denny’s meal prior.
This makes Poopy Fartz a happy Poopy Fartz, Is Senior Red Onion going to be there? If so, Poopy Fartz will go 'south of the Border' and drive thru Taco Bell before the festivities. Poopy Fartz loves chalupa poopy farts best of all and so will Red Onin.
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> Brown Onion is throwing a party this weekend
> (Saturday afternoon)in memory of the recently
> deceased 5am guy. Please RSVP and eat a huge
> Denny’s meal prior.
This makes Poopy Fartz a happy Poopy Fartz, Is Senior Red Onion going to be there? If so, Poopy Fartz will go 'south of the Border' and drive thru Taco Bell before the festivities. Poopy Fartz loves chalupa poopy farts best of all and so will Red Onin.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 04, 2020 08:16PM
Poopy, that sounds delightful. It is a long shot, but I'm going down to the funeral home to steal his body for the gala. Both John Barrymore and Gram Parsons had their bodies taken by the ones who really loved them. I think it would mean a lot to Brown Onion to shit in 5am guy's mouth one last time.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Idea onion
()
Date: December 04, 2020 08:42PM
Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Poopy, that sounds delightful. It is a long shot,
> but I'm going down to the funeral home to steal
> his body for the gala. Both John Barrymore and
> Gram Parsons had their bodies taken by the ones
> who really loved them. I think it would mean a
> lot to Brown Onion to shit in 5am guy's mouth one
> last time.
You should make a trip over to the mortuary and dig up 5am guy’s dead mom while you’re at it. The dirt is still fresh. I’m sure she would enjoy the party too.
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> Poopy, that sounds delightful. It is a long shot,
> but I'm going down to the funeral home to steal
> his body for the gala. Both John Barrymore and
> Gram Parsons had their bodies taken by the ones
> who really loved them. I think it would mean a
> lot to Brown Onion to shit in 5am guy's mouth one
> last time.
You should make a trip over to the mortuary and dig up 5am guy’s dead mom while you’re at it. The dirt is still fresh. I’m sure she would enjoy the party too.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Onion #4
()
Date: December 04, 2020 08:58PM
Okay that’s just plain disgusting.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 04, 2020 11:52PM
Onion #4 Wrote:
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> Okay that’s just plain disgusting.
I have to agree, The amount of intolerance and judgement we BiBs receive is disgusting. We are discriminated against everywhere we go. We have been blackballed by Dominos and they will no longer deliver pizza to our get-togethers. Yes, Brown Onion did give that young rapscallion driver a provocative tip for getting the pizzas there quickly, However, I don't think it was a reason for a permaban. Brown Onion was just checking him out to see if he was perhaps interested in experimenting with our adult lifestyle. Showing a rookie BiB how to open up is a highlight for us.
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> Okay that’s just plain disgusting.
I have to agree, The amount of intolerance and judgement we BiBs receive is disgusting. We are discriminated against everywhere we go. We have been blackballed by Dominos and they will no longer deliver pizza to our get-togethers. Yes, Brown Onion did give that young rapscallion driver a provocative tip for getting the pizzas there quickly, However, I don't think it was a reason for a permaban. Brown Onion was just checking him out to see if he was perhaps interested in experimenting with our adult lifestyle. Showing a rookie BiB how to open up is a highlight for us.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Pizza Hut delivery driver
()
Date: December 05, 2020 12:36AM
I delivered to Mr. Brown Onion. Best tip I’ve ever gotten. Extra olives is important.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
pizza surprise
()
Date: December 05, 2020 12:47AM
I work for Dominos and Brown Onion is a regular customer, so when I see an order from him come in I always try to deliver it myself. We have worked out a little game. I drive up to BO's little shack and pull over. Then I drop a deuce on some aluminum foil I keep in the car for just such an occasion and wrap it up. Then I take out a slice of pizza and use the crust side to wipe my ass. Sometimes if things are messy it requires 2 or 3 slices. I put the pizza back in the box, replace the complimentary peppers with my turd and close the top. Then I walk up to BO's place where he is anxiously waiting for his special treat. He says he enjoys the suspense of not knowing which slice of pizza is covered on the bottom with shit.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
dessert for BO
()
Date: December 05, 2020 12:48AM
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Posted by:
Little Caesars Delivery Driver
()
Date: December 05, 2020 01:07AM
pizza surprise Wrote:
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> I work for Dominos and Brown Onion is a regular
> customer, so when I see an order from him come in
> I always try to deliver it myself. We have worked
> out a little game. I drive up to BO's little
> shack and pull over. Then I drop a deuce on some
> aluminum foil I keep in the car for just such an
> occasion and wrap it up. Then I take out a slice
> of pizza and use the crust side to wipe my ass.
> Sometimes if things are messy it requires 2 or 3
> slices. I put the pizza back in the box, replace
> the complimentary peppers with my turd and close
> the top. Then I walk up to BO's place where he is
> anxiously waiting for his special treat. He says
> he enjoys the suspense of not knowing which slice
> of pizza is covered on the bottom with shit.
I just take a shit on his pizza and close the box. I wipe my ass with the other pizza. Tastes the same anyways.
Pizzapizza!
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> I work for Dominos and Brown Onion is a regular
> customer, so when I see an order from him come in
> I always try to deliver it myself. We have worked
> out a little game. I drive up to BO's little
> shack and pull over. Then I drop a deuce on some
> aluminum foil I keep in the car for just such an
> occasion and wrap it up. Then I take out a slice
> of pizza and use the crust side to wipe my ass.
> Sometimes if things are messy it requires 2 or 3
> slices. I put the pizza back in the box, replace
> the complimentary peppers with my turd and close
> the top. Then I walk up to BO's place where he is
> anxiously waiting for his special treat. He says
> he enjoys the suspense of not knowing which slice
> of pizza is covered on the bottom with shit.
I just take a shit on his pizza and close the box. I wipe my ass with the other pizza. Tastes the same anyways.
Pizzapizza!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 05, 2020 06:32AM
I got a new breakfast idea. I am going to mcdonalds to get three big breakfasts then I will bring them home to chop them up and fill flour tortillas with the food and fold them up. After microwaving them I will eat them with a lot of franks red hot sauce. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 05, 2020 08:38AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I got a new breakfast idea. I am going to
> mcdonalds to get three big breakfasts then I will
> bring them home to chop them up and fill flour
> tortillas with the food and fold them up. After
> microwaving them I will eat them with a lot of
> franks red hot sauce. My bowels can handle it!
And us BiBs will be able to handle your bowels at Brown Onion's party later today!
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> I got a new breakfast idea. I am going to
> mcdonalds to get three big breakfasts then I will
> bring them home to chop them up and fill flour
> tortillas with the food and fold them up. After
> microwaving them I will eat them with a lot of
> franks red hot sauce. My bowels can handle it!
And us BiBs will be able to handle your bowels at Brown Onion's party later today!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Mr. Brown Underwear
()
Date: December 05, 2020 12:40PM
Good news for the BiBs. I found something I am going to wear today! While rooting through the trash in my neighborhood, I found an almost new pair of tighty-no longer whities. Hanes size Med. I wear a large but a smaller size makes my package a bit more formidable looking. It seems they were tossed over some brown butt stains that wouldn't wash out. What a waste. BiBs all agree that butt stains make a statement about our adult lifestyle. It may seem silly to some since the underpants come off pretty quickly at our get-togethers, but true believers understand the importance.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
my trumptard neighbor
()
Date: December 05, 2020 12:46PM
my trumptard neighbor shits himself routinely
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 05, 2020 12:52PM
my trumptard neighbor Wrote:
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> my trumptard neighbor shits himself routinely
Do you think he might want to join our adult lifestyle? Our group is non-partisan but it does skew towards Trump worshipers Do you think he is mature enough to shit in Brown Onion's and have Brown Onion shit is his?
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> my trumptard neighbor shits himself routinely
Do you think he might want to join our adult lifestyle? Our group is non-partisan but it does skew towards Trump worshipers Do you think he is mature enough to shit in Brown Onion's and have Brown Onion shit is his?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: December 05, 2020 04:18PM
Howdy brown guyz! I shore does hope everyone iz havin a good Deecember. I feels like I iz truly blessed ta have me a three day weekend thiz weekend. I tooks tha day off on monday and I plan on doin some seriouz relaxin an some beer drinkin. Fo dinner tonite I am a bakin me a hole chicken and makin green beanz and mash potatoez. I dont think that will be too hard on tha bowelz.
I hopes everyone here haz a good chrismass seazon this year. God bless all yall!
I hopes everyone here haz a good chrismass seazon this year. God bless all yall!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
prison bowels
()
Date: December 05, 2020 04:24PM
In prison there is a special way of clearing out bowel obstructions. Brown Onion learned it there
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Posted by:
prison bowels
()
Date: December 05, 2020 04:26PM
part 2
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Forrest Dumb
()
Date: December 05, 2020 05:15PM
I used to wear adult diapers to act out on my hidden desires. Regular undies are much better and make tremendous souvenirs.
There really is nothing like the first shit in a new pair!
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There really is nothing like the first shit in a new pair!
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Starfish Trooper
()
Date: December 05, 2020 06:09PM
I think people are just jealous of our erotic adult lifestyle. Once you have shit into another man's mouth and he has shit into yours, you can't comprehend the bond us BiBs have with one another.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Laborer Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2020 08:41PM
Did anyone make it to BO’s party? I couldn’t go because of work. How was it?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
father knows best Onion
()
Date: December 06, 2020 10:22AM
Laborer Onion Wrote:
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> Did anyone make it to BO’s party? I couldn’t
> go because of work. How was it?
I was going to make it but a rare opportunity to break in a new BiB presented itself. My son is taking online classes at the local community college. He brought over a classmate yesterday to work on a term project. I knew instantly that this kid wanted to embrace our lifestyle. I ruphied my son so he wouldn't get all negative. After voicing concern of my son's safety, I realized I better ruphie the study mate too. After it was over, I could tell it wasn't the first time this study mate came to naked on the floor with shit in his mouth.
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> Did anyone make it to BO’s party? I couldn’t
> go because of work. How was it?
I was going to make it but a rare opportunity to break in a new BiB presented itself. My son is taking online classes at the local community college. He brought over a classmate yesterday to work on a term project. I knew instantly that this kid wanted to embrace our lifestyle. I ruphied my son so he wouldn't get all negative. After voicing concern of my son's safety, I realized I better ruphie the study mate too. After it was over, I could tell it wasn't the first time this study mate came to naked on the floor with shit in his mouth.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 06, 2020 03:45PM
Now Father knows best Onion, we all keep ruphies on hand to quell the nerves of inexperienced BiBs before they are opened up for the first time. But in this day and age, we shouldn't really talk about it. It is too easily misunderstood by small-minded fecalphobes.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2020 06:47AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy brown guyz! I shore does hope everyone iz
> havin a good Deecember. I feels like I iz truly
> blessed ta have me a three day weekend thiz
> weekend. I tooks tha day off on monday and I plan
> on doin some seriouz relaxin an some beer drinkin.
> Fo dinner tonite I am a bakin me a hole chicken
> and makin green beanz and mash potatoez. I dont
> think that will be too hard on tha bowelz.
> I hopes everyone here haz a good chrismass seazon
> this year. God bless all yall!
God bless you and early seasons greetings red onion. Have you ever had your colon explode into a stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow glad to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping you have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real brothers in bowel, may our bowels cooperate!
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> Howdy brown guyz! I shore does hope everyone iz
> havin a good Deecember. I feels like I iz truly
> blessed ta have me a three day weekend thiz
> weekend. I tooks tha day off on monday and I plan
> on doin some seriouz relaxin an some beer drinkin.
> Fo dinner tonite I am a bakin me a hole chicken
> and makin green beanz and mash potatoez. I dont
> think that will be too hard on tha bowelz.
> I hopes everyone here haz a good chrismass seazon
> this year. God bless all yall!
God bless you and early seasons greetings red onion. Have you ever had your colon explode into a stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow glad to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping you have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real brothers in bowel, may our bowels cooperate!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
obstruction
()
Date: December 07, 2020 07:20AM
Cinder blocks, cinder blocks.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 07, 2020 09:27AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
> God bless you and early seasons greetings red
> onion. Have you ever had your colon explode into a
> stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow glad
> to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping you
> have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> brothers in bowel, may our bowels cooperate!
Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings has been a holiday tradition in the Craplace household part for over a decade.
Thank you for the wise suggestion.
> God bless you and early seasons greetings red
> onion. Have you ever had your colon explode into a
> stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow glad
> to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping you
> have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> brothers in bowel, may our bowels cooperate!
Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings has been a holiday tradition in the Craplace household part for over a decade.
Thank you for the wise suggestion.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2020 09:32AM
Ham, waffles, coffee. Take that bowels.
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Posted by:
Brown Onion likes this content
()
Date: December 07, 2020 09:41AM
Dinner is served
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Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: December 07, 2020 10:33AM
Who gets their jollies off of crap?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Poopy Fartz
()
Date: December 07, 2020 10:38AM
Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
>
> > God bless you and early seasons greetings red
> > onion. Have you ever had your colon explode into
> a
> > stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow
> glad
> > to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping you
> > have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> > brothers in bowel, may our bowels cooperate!
>
> Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings has
> been a holiday tradition in the Craplace household
> part for over a decade.
>
> Thank you for the wise suggestion.
Poopy Fartz thinks poop is an excellent idea for a stocking stuffer. Brown Onion continues to show us the way. Poopy Fartz doesn't have children himself, but Poopy Fartz has children in the neighborhood. Poopy Fartz knows how to break into the Gardiner household and the Gardiners have three kids. Poopy fartz hopes he can break one dump into three equal parts since Poopy Fartz doesn't want to play favorites with the Gardiner tykes.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
>
> > God bless you and early seasons greetings red
> > onion. Have you ever had your colon explode into
> a
> > stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow
> glad
> > to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping you
> > have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> > brothers in bowel, may our bowels cooperate!
>
> Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings has
> been a holiday tradition in the Craplace household
> part for over a decade.
>
> Thank you for the wise suggestion.
Poopy Fartz thinks poop is an excellent idea for a stocking stuffer. Brown Onion continues to show us the way. Poopy Fartz doesn't have children himself, but Poopy Fartz has children in the neighborhood. Poopy Fartz knows how to break into the Gardiner household and the Gardiners have three kids. Poopy fartz hopes he can break one dump into three equal parts since Poopy Fartz doesn't want to play favorites with the Gardiner tykes.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2020 11:54AM
Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> > > God bless you and early seasons greetings red
> > > onion. Have you ever had your colon explode
> into
> > a
> > > stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow
> > glad
> > > to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping
> you
> > > have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> > > brothers in bowel, may our bowels cooperate!
> >
> > Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings has
> > been a holiday tradition in the Craplace
> household
> > part for over a decade.
> >
> > Thank you for the wise suggestion.
>
>
> Poopy Fartz thinks poop is an excellent idea for a
> stocking stuffer. Brown Onion continues to show us
> the way. Poopy Fartz doesn't have children
> himself, but Poopy Fartz has children in the
> neighborhood. Poopy Fartz knows how to break into
> the Gardiner household and the Gardiners have
> three kids. Poopy fartz hopes he can break one
> dump into three equal parts since Poopy Fartz
> doesn't want to play favorites with the Gardiner
> tykes.
I don’t think this would be a good idea. In my case the Christmas stocking was all I had available. I couldn’t leave a Lincoln log by my younger brothers fireplace. It was unfortunate to drop cinder blocks there, not optimal.
Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was real, gotta wonder how his bowels are.
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> Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> > > God bless you and early seasons greetings red
> > > onion. Have you ever had your colon explode
> into
> > a
> > > stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow
> > glad
> > > to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping
> you
> > > have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> > > brothers in bowel, may our bowels cooperate!
> >
> > Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings has
> > been a holiday tradition in the Craplace
> household
> > part for over a decade.
> >
> > Thank you for the wise suggestion.
>
>
> Poopy Fartz thinks poop is an excellent idea for a
> stocking stuffer. Brown Onion continues to show us
> the way. Poopy Fartz doesn't have children
> himself, but Poopy Fartz has children in the
> neighborhood. Poopy Fartz knows how to break into
> the Gardiner household and the Gardiners have
> three kids. Poopy fartz hopes he can break one
> dump into three equal parts since Poopy Fartz
> doesn't want to play favorites with the Gardiner
> tykes.
I don’t think this would be a good idea. In my case the Christmas stocking was all I had available. I couldn’t leave a Lincoln log by my younger brothers fireplace. It was unfortunate to drop cinder blocks there, not optimal.
Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was real, gotta wonder how his bowels are.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Are you for real?
()
Date: December 07, 2020 12:39PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
>
> Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides
> from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was real,
> gotta wonder how his bowels are.
Do you really think it is a good idea to put drawings of poop in Christmas stockings for Children?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>
> Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides
> from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was real,
> gotta wonder how his bowels are.
Do you really think it is a good idea to put drawings of poop in Christmas stockings for Children?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Say NO to Bristol Stools
()
Date: December 07, 2020 12:51PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Poopy Fartz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> > > > God bless you and early seasons greetings
> red
> > > > onion. Have you ever had your colon explode
> > into
> > > a
> > > > stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow
> > > glad
> > > > to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping
> > you
> > > > have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> > > > brothers in bowel, may our bowels
> cooperate!
> > >
> > > Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings
> has
> > > been a holiday tradition in the Craplace
> > household
> > > part for over a decade.
> > >
> > > Thank you for the wise suggestion.
> >
> >
> > Poopy Fartz thinks poop is an excellent idea for
> a
> > stocking stuffer. Brown Onion continues to show
> us
> > the way. Poopy Fartz doesn't have children
> > himself, but Poopy Fartz has children in the
> > neighborhood. Poopy Fartz knows how to break
> into
> > the Gardiner household and the Gardiners have
> > three kids. Poopy fartz hopes he can break one
> > dump into three equal parts since Poopy Fartz
> > doesn't want to play favorites with the
> Gardiner
> > tykes.
>
> I don’t think this would be a good idea. In my
> case the Christmas stocking was all I had
> available. I couldn’t leave a Lincoln log by my
> younger brothers fireplace. It was unfortunate to
> drop cinder blocks there, not optimal.
>
> Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides
> from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was real,
> gotta wonder how his bowels are.
The Bristol Stool Guide is a farce. It is outdated and incomplete. Everyone knows there are more than 7 kinds of poop. Even the basic parameters of smell and color are totally omitted for some bizarre reason.
A much better stocking stuffer is this fun printable game which depicts 20 types of baby poop. Adult poop is even more diverse, but this chart is a starting point and can provide hours of fun over the holidays
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> Poopy Fartz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> > > > God bless you and early seasons greetings
> red
> > > > onion. Have you ever had your colon explode
> > into
> > > a
> > > > stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow
> > > glad
> > > > to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping
> > you
> > > > have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> > > > brothers in bowel, may our bowels
> cooperate!
> > >
> > > Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings
> has
> > > been a holiday tradition in the Craplace
> > household
> > > part for over a decade.
> > >
> > > Thank you for the wise suggestion.
> >
> >
> > Poopy Fartz thinks poop is an excellent idea for
> a
> > stocking stuffer. Brown Onion continues to show
> us
> > the way. Poopy Fartz doesn't have children
> > himself, but Poopy Fartz has children in the
> > neighborhood. Poopy Fartz knows how to break
> into
> > the Gardiner household and the Gardiners have
> > three kids. Poopy fartz hopes he can break one
> > dump into three equal parts since Poopy Fartz
> > doesn't want to play favorites with the
> Gardiner
> > tykes.
>
> I don’t think this would be a good idea. In my
> case the Christmas stocking was all I had
> available. I couldn’t leave a Lincoln log by my
> younger brothers fireplace. It was unfortunate to
> drop cinder blocks there, not optimal.
>
> Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides
> from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was real,
> gotta wonder how his bowels are.
The Bristol Stool Guide is a farce. It is outdated and incomplete. Everyone knows there are more than 7 kinds of poop. Even the basic parameters of smell and color are totally omitted for some bizarre reason.
A much better stocking stuffer is this fun printable game which depicts 20 types of baby poop. Adult poop is even more diverse, but this chart is a starting point and can provide hours of fun over the holidays
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Posted by:
PotatoSaladBowels
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Date: December 07, 2020 01:21PM
Al dente potato cubes with mayonnaise, egg, onion and some pickle juice on the menu this evening with sliced tomato and grilled chicken. Our bowels will handle it... deliciously.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 07, 2020 02:12PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Poopy Fartz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> > > > God bless you and early seasons greetings
> red
> > > > onion. Have you ever had your colon explode
> > into
> > > a
> > > > stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow
> > > glad
> > > > to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping
> > you
> > > > have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> > > > brothers in bowel, may our bowels
> cooperate!
> > >
> > > Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings
> has
> > > been a holiday tradition in the Craplace
> > household
> > > part for over a decade.
> > >
> > > Thank you for the wise suggestion.
> >
> >
> > Poopy Fartz thinks poop is an excellent idea for
> a
> > stocking stuffer. Brown Onion continues to show
> us
> > the way. Poopy Fartz doesn't have children
> > himself, but Poopy Fartz has children in the
> > neighborhood. Poopy Fartz knows how to break
> into
> > the Gardiner household and the Gardiners have
> > three kids. Poopy fartz hopes he can break one
> > dump into three equal parts since Poopy Fartz
> > doesn't want to play favorites with the
> Gardiner
> > tykes.
>
> I don’t think this would be a good idea. In my
> case the Christmas stocking was all I had
> available. I couldn’t leave a Lincoln log by my
> younger brothers fireplace. It was unfortunate to
> drop cinder blocks there, not optimal.
>
> Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides
> from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was real,
> gotta wonder how his bowels are.
Brown, you know Poopy Fartz hasn't been the same since the incident when we called 911. He was clinically dead for several minutes before the EMT's brought him back. I'm still a little upset that they threw out the frozen corn dog that was thawing up his ass. We were so looking forward to sharing it with each other. Also, it was good that they believed us when we told them he had a prescription for the Rohypnol they would undoubtedly find when they did blood work.
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> Poopy Fartz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> > > > God bless you and early seasons greetings
> red
> > > > onion. Have you ever had your colon explode
> > into
> > > a
> > > > stocking? It’s not a good feeling. Anyhow
> > > glad
> > > > to hear your food is bowel friendly. Hoping
> > you
> > > > have a wonderful Christmas, and to the real
> > > > brothers in bowel, may our bowels
> cooperate!
> > >
> > > Yes Brown, shitting in the kid's stockings
> has
> > > been a holiday tradition in the Craplace
> > household
> > > part for over a decade.
> > >
> > > Thank you for the wise suggestion.
> >
> >
> > Poopy Fartz thinks poop is an excellent idea for
> a
> > stocking stuffer. Brown Onion continues to show
> us
> > the way. Poopy Fartz doesn't have children
> > himself, but Poopy Fartz has children in the
> > neighborhood. Poopy Fartz knows how to break
> into
> > the Gardiner household and the Gardiners have
> > three kids. Poopy fartz hopes he can break one
> > dump into three equal parts since Poopy Fartz
> > doesn't want to play favorites with the
> Gardiner
> > tykes.
>
> I don’t think this would be a good idea. In my
> case the Christmas stocking was all I had
> available. I couldn’t leave a Lincoln log by my
> younger brothers fireplace. It was unfortunate to
> drop cinder blocks there, not optimal.
>
> Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides
> from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was real,
> gotta wonder how his bowels are.
Brown, you know Poopy Fartz hasn't been the same since the incident when we called 911. He was clinically dead for several minutes before the EMT's brought him back. I'm still a little upset that they threw out the frozen corn dog that was thawing up his ass. We were so looking forward to sharing it with each other. Also, it was good that they believed us when we told them he had a prescription for the Rohypnol they would undoubtedly find when they did blood work.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
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Date: December 07, 2020 03:51PM
We BiBs are in a special class. We have such an enlightened relationship with our God given excretions. To us, it is manna from heaven.
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Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2020 04:29PM
Are you for real? Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
>
> >
> > Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides
> > from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was
> real,
> > gotta wonder how his bowels are.
>
>
> Do you really think it is a good idea to put
> drawings of poop in Christmas stockings for
> Children?
>
> What the fuck is wrong with you?
How are your bowels?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
>
> >
> > Yet little ones will love Bristol Stool Guides
> > from Santa in their stockings. If Santa was
> real,
> > gotta wonder how his bowels are.
>
>
> Do you really think it is a good idea to put
> drawings of poop in Christmas stockings for
> Children?
>
> What the fuck is wrong with you?
How are your bowels?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 07, 2020 04:41PM
In a effort to improve my diet I am going to have a big salad for dinner tonight with a food lion rotisserie chicken on the side. My bowels need a break.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2020 06:21PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> In a effort to improve my diet I am going to have
> a big salad for dinner tonight with a food lion
> rotisserie chicken on the side. My bowels need a
> break.
Congrats boiled although not sure about the rotisserie chicken. It might start out that size but end up a heave and ho titanic sized scream fest on the groan throne.
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> In a effort to improve my diet I am going to have
> a big salad for dinner tonight with a food lion
> rotisserie chicken on the side. My bowels need a
> break.
Congrats boiled although not sure about the rotisserie chicken. It might start out that size but end up a heave and ho titanic sized scream fest on the groan throne.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Poopy Fartz
()
Date: December 07, 2020 06:37PM
I remember in the ambulance, one of the medics asked why BiBs choose to thaw corn dogs by shoving them up our asses. I told him microwaves make them too soggy. He agreed. Maybe he is a future BiB? Perhaps Brown Onion can invite him over to a party and we can see if he opens up about his secret desires.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2020 09:29PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In a effort to improve my diet I am going to
> have
> > a big salad for dinner tonight with a food lion
> > rotisserie chicken on the side. My bowels need
> a
> > break.
>
> Congrats boiled although not sure about the
> rotisserie chicken. It might start out that size
> but end up a heave and ho titanic sized scream
> fest on the groan throne.
I hope so. Don't worry, I'll save some and drop it off on my way to work in the morning. With all us BiBs 'cooking' for you, you will never starve!
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In a effort to improve my diet I am going to
> have
> > a big salad for dinner tonight with a food lion
> > rotisserie chicken on the side. My bowels need
> a
> > break.
>
> Congrats boiled although not sure about the
> rotisserie chicken. It might start out that size
> but end up a heave and ho titanic sized scream
> fest on the groan throne.
I hope so. Don't worry, I'll save some and drop it off on my way to work in the morning. With all us BiBs 'cooking' for you, you will never starve!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 07, 2020 11:37PM
Jules came home from college with a face tattoo. Jules told me her pronouns were now 'they' and 'them' Dad and the Obese Neighbor walking around wearing only Santa hats and singing the theme song to the movie Flash Dance.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Twisted shit
()
Date: December 08, 2020 04:32AM
Gross!!!!!!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Gary
()
Date: December 08, 2020 04:51AM
Shoo, shoo no retarded flu.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 08, 2020 06:46AM
Gary Wrote:
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> Shoo, shoo no retarded flu.
This health thread is not about the China virus but rather about bowel problems. Thank you for your cooperation.
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> Shoo, shoo no retarded flu.
This health thread is not about the China virus but rather about bowel problems. Thank you for your cooperation.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion likes this content
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Date: December 08, 2020 08:59AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Gary Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shoo, shoo no retarded flu.
>
>
> This health thread is not about the China virus
> but rather about bowel problems. Thank you for
> your cooperation.
Brown Onion want bowels. Here are some bowels.
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> Gary Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shoo, shoo no retarded flu.
>
>
> This health thread is not about the China virus
> but rather about bowel problems. Thank you for
> your cooperation.
Brown Onion want bowels. Here are some bowels.
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Posted by:
Gary
()
Date: December 08, 2020 09:02AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Gary Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Shoo, shoo no retarded flu.
>
>
> This health thread is not about the China virus
> but rather about bowel problems. Thank you for
> your cooperation.
Bababooey to ya'll!
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> Gary Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shoo, shoo no retarded flu.
>
>
> This health thread is not about the China virus
> but rather about bowel problems. Thank you for
> your cooperation.
Bababooey to ya'll!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Ghost of Riley Martin
()
Date: December 08, 2020 11:44AM
Shoo, shoo no retarded TRUMP flu!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 08, 2020 12:25PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Gary Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shoo, shoo no retarded flu.
>
>
> This health thread is not about the China virus
> but rather about bowel problems. Thank you for
> your cooperation.
Brown, you are correct. It is amazing how people misconstrue our mature, adult understanding of our bowels. All of us in our fecal fellowship must actively fight intense discrimination on a daily basis. Thank you, Brown, for being a shining light illuminating this mature, adult path. I no longer have to linger in public restrooms to find the mature, adult comradery I crave.
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> Gary Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shoo, shoo no retarded flu.
>
>
> This health thread is not about the China virus
> but rather about bowel problems. Thank you for
> your cooperation.
Brown, you are correct. It is amazing how people misconstrue our mature, adult understanding of our bowels. All of us in our fecal fellowship must actively fight intense discrimination on a daily basis. Thank you, Brown, for being a shining light illuminating this mature, adult path. I no longer have to linger in public restrooms to find the mature, adult comradery I crave.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Jokie Maaahtliiing
()
Date: December 08, 2020 01:27PM
Shoo, shoo no retarded TRUMP flu
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Small Fry Onion
()
Date: December 08, 2020 04:33PM
There was an older man in the neighborhood I grew up in. He gave us Bristol Stool charts as Halloween trick or treats and he even gave me a wall poster of it as a present for my sixth birthday. Without those charts, I may not have those secret desires today. We soon moved away and now I am all grown up. I want to be introduced to that exciting lifestyle I have been reading about in this thread.
Any takers?
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 08, 2020 09:37PM
Welcome to the Tribe small fry! You have come to the right place to be broken in at our mature adult lifestyle. I don't know if you grew up around Brown Onion, but he hands out Bristol Stool charts for Halloween and uses them for stocking stuffers over the Holidays. I'm curious whether he planted the seeds of desire in you! If so, you should let him have the first 'crack' at you.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare Fax
()
Date: December 09, 2020 01:34PM
Mom used to say, "if you have nothing good to say about someone, don't say anything at all. " It was and still is relevant in 2020. Brown makes some occasionally offensive statements, but from what I've seen here, he does seem to care and has an occasional note of help to others. Just my thoughts. Maybe a bit of Christmas cheer, we can all be a little bit kinder to him and others.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 09, 2020 01:47PM
Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Mom used to say, "if you have nothing good to say
> about someone, don't say anything at all. " It was
> and still is relevant in 2020. Brown makes some
> occasionally offensive statements, but from what
> I've seen here, he does seem to care and has an
> occasional note of help to others. Just my
> thoughts. Maybe a bit of Christmas cheer, we can
> all be a little bit kinder to him and others.
You tell 'em Fare Fax. I for one am tired of all the haters. My neighbor, Brown Onion, has been a role model to me for over 10 years. I needed to keep my desires secret lest I be humiliated by the small-minded. I spent years flushing my potty down the toilet right away. Brown Onion has shown me so many other pragmatic things I can do with it. "Waste not, want not" has become my motto when it comes to my naturally made brown babies.
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> Mom used to say, "if you have nothing good to say
> about someone, don't say anything at all. " It was
> and still is relevant in 2020. Brown makes some
> occasionally offensive statements, but from what
> I've seen here, he does seem to care and has an
> occasional note of help to others. Just my
> thoughts. Maybe a bit of Christmas cheer, we can
> all be a little bit kinder to him and others.
You tell 'em Fare Fax. I for one am tired of all the haters. My neighbor, Brown Onion, has been a role model to me for over 10 years. I needed to keep my desires secret lest I be humiliated by the small-minded. I spent years flushing my potty down the toilet right away. Brown Onion has shown me so many other pragmatic things I can do with it. "Waste not, want not" has become my motto when it comes to my naturally made brown babies.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
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()
Date: December 09, 2020 04:08PM
Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Mom used to say, "if you have nothing good to say
> about someone, don't say anything at all. " It was
> and still is relevant in 2020. Brown makes some
> occasionally offensive statements, but from what
> I've seen here, he does seem to care and has an
> occasional note of help to others. Just my
> thoughts. Maybe a bit of Christmas cheer, we can
> all be a little bit kinder to him and others.
Yes, Brown Onion is attacked just because people are intolerant towards his attitude about poopoo. He has opened us up to so many new and provocative ideas.
Hopefully, this image will make him feel better. I'm sure this is one of his favorites.
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> Mom used to say, "if you have nothing good to say
> about someone, don't say anything at all. " It was
> and still is relevant in 2020. Brown makes some
> occasionally offensive statements, but from what
> I've seen here, he does seem to care and has an
> occasional note of help to others. Just my
> thoughts. Maybe a bit of Christmas cheer, we can
> all be a little bit kinder to him and others.
Yes, Brown Onion is attacked just because people are intolerant towards his attitude about poopoo. He has opened us up to so many new and provocative ideas.
Hopefully, this image will make him feel better. I'm sure this is one of his favorites.
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 09, 2020 09:41PM
The shit vcr video person is mentally unstable.
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Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 09, 2020 09:44PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The shit vcr video person is mentally unstable.
I agree. Your high definition videos with Rusty and you shitting in each other’s mouths are much better.
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> The shit vcr video person is mentally unstable.
I agree. Your high definition videos with Rusty and you shitting in each other’s mouths are much better.
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Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 09, 2020 10:09PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The shit vcr video person is mentally unstable.
>
>
> I agree. Your high definition videos with Rusty
> and you shitting in each other’s mouths are much
> better.
My neighbor, Brown Onion, doesn't like women involved in his adult lifestyle. He doesn't mind young girls which is why he hands out his Bristol Stool Charts as Halloween treats. Brown did mention that until they are about nine, in the shower, with their hair pulled back, there really isn't much difference between boys and girls.
I wish I knew Brown when I was that age. I didn't learn how to waffle stomp a turd in the shower until I was in my 20s.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The shit vcr video person is mentally unstable.
>
>
> I agree. Your high definition videos with Rusty
> and you shitting in each other’s mouths are much
> better.
My neighbor, Brown Onion, doesn't like women involved in his adult lifestyle. He doesn't mind young girls which is why he hands out his Bristol Stool Charts as Halloween treats. Brown did mention that until they are about nine, in the shower, with their hair pulled back, there really isn't much difference between boys and girls.
I wish I knew Brown when I was that age. I didn't learn how to waffle stomp a turd in the shower until I was in my 20s.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Petunia Onioness
()
Date: December 10, 2020 10:12AM
Hi Mr. Brown Onion. I am a 37-year-old widow with an 8-year-old son. I was wondering if you could mentor him since there are no suitable males in my life to act as a role model. Just like week, he pooped in the shower. He has done other things that make me think he might be destined for your lifestyle. Maybe you could come over and shower with him and show him how to poop in the shower the correct way. I don't want him to learn it on the streets.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
concerned.
()
Date: December 10, 2020 01:04PM
WTH is going on here?
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Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 10, 2020 01:12PM
concerned. Wrote:
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> WTH is going on here?
We are trying to keep Brown Onion from going to jail again. The rest of the us BiBs understand it is an adult lifestyle. We don't like it, but we understand it. Brown Onion likens himself to Warren Jeffers in the way puritanical world views us.
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> WTH is going on here?
We are trying to keep Brown Onion from going to jail again. The rest of the us BiBs understand it is an adult lifestyle. We don't like it, but we understand it. Brown Onion likens himself to Warren Jeffers in the way puritanical world views us.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
5am guy.
()
Date: December 11, 2020 04:37AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is a little bit sad during the holiday season. 5am guy is a bit sad because his mom passed away a few months ago. 5am guy will be working 12 hour shifts again between Christmas eve and new years day. 5am guy will get paid extra for doing this and 5am guy gets a 3000 dollar bonus for Christmas. 5am guy likes to drive fancy cars and 5am guy is thinking about taking some of his extra money and leasing a brand new Lincoln Continental for 3 years. That might make 5am guy feel happy.
5am guy has the space heater and the star shower device running in the mens room now and soon 5am guy will be in there dropping a load. 5am guy sends best holiday wishes to all!
5am guy has the space heater and the star shower device running in the mens room now and soon 5am guy will be in there dropping a load. 5am guy sends best holiday wishes to all!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 11, 2020 07:39AM
Jesus lady get a psychiatrist for your son. That’s beyond disturbing and disgusting behavior. Will be on the groan throne for awhile, but get him some professional help, then after that the importance of healthy foods, fiber, and the Bristol stool guide.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare Fax
()
Date: December 11, 2020 10:23AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Jesus lady get a psychiatrist for your son.
> That’s beyond disturbing and disgusting
> behavior. Will be on the groan throne for awhile,
> but get him some professional help, then after
> that the importance of healthy foods, fiber, and
> the Bristol stool guide.
Brown, you are out of jail. Was it just the drunk tank again or have you been acting out anger? You really can't afford another violent crime on your criminal record.
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> Jesus lady get a psychiatrist for your son.
> That’s beyond disturbing and disgusting
> behavior. Will be on the groan throne for awhile,
> but get him some professional help, then after
> that the importance of healthy foods, fiber, and
> the Bristol stool guide.
Brown, you are out of jail. Was it just the drunk tank again or have you been acting out anger? You really can't afford another violent crime on your criminal record.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 11, 2020 01:23PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Jesus lady get a psychiatrist for your son.
> That’s beyond disturbing and disgusting
> behavior. Will be on the groan throne for awhile,
> but get him some professional help, then after
> that the importance of healthy foods, fiber, and
> the Bristol stool guide.
Fellow BiBs, do you see what I have been telling you about? Brown Onion's second childhood is just getting worse and worse. I was over there yesterday and he was baking a crap casserole. The only problem was there was an empty pan in the oven and he crapped on the floor.
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> Jesus lady get a psychiatrist for your son.
> That’s beyond disturbing and disgusting
> behavior. Will be on the groan throne for awhile,
> but get him some professional help, then after
> that the importance of healthy foods, fiber, and
> the Bristol stool guide.
Fellow BiBs, do you see what I have been telling you about? Brown Onion's second childhood is just getting worse and worse. I was over there yesterday and he was baking a crap casserole. The only problem was there was an empty pan in the oven and he crapped on the floor.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion likes this content
()
Date: December 11, 2020 03:22PM
I imagine sister Matilda looked like this when she was in her prime.
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Posted by:
Rabbit turds
()
Date: December 11, 2020 07:15PM
What causes these
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 11, 2020 09:11PM
Just having a couple of Whoppers with cheese for dinner tonight. My bowels need a break!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare Fax
()
Date: December 11, 2020 09:38PM
Rabbit turds Wrote:
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> What causes these
Rabbit turds are usually caused by rabbits. I like to place rabbit turds on a cookie sheet and put them in a 150-degree oven overnight. They powder pretty well and it creates an excellent spice. Not only do I keep a bottle on my spice rack, I put some in my pepper shaker for the dining room table. As a gourmand, I have a pepper grinder. I inherited an antique set of salt and pepper shakers from my Grandmother and it is nice that I have found a use for the pepper one.
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> What causes these
Rabbit turds are usually caused by rabbits. I like to place rabbit turds on a cookie sheet and put them in a 150-degree oven overnight. They powder pretty well and it creates an excellent spice. Not only do I keep a bottle on my spice rack, I put some in my pepper shaker for the dining room table. As a gourmand, I have a pepper grinder. I inherited an antique set of salt and pepper shakers from my Grandmother and it is nice that I have found a use for the pepper one.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Trix are for Kids
()
Date: December 11, 2020 09:40PM
The Trix Rabbit was originally the Cocoa Puffs mascot
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
bunny
()
Date: December 11, 2020 09:41PM
yummy
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Posted by:
Fare Fax
()
Date: December 12, 2020 11:16AM
Obvious sick dog.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Disrespect onion
()
Date: December 12, 2020 11:27AM
5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is a
> little bit sad during the holiday season. 5am guy
> is a bit sad because his mom passed away a few
> months ago. 5am guy will be working 12 hour shifts
> again between Christmas eve and new years day. 5am
> guy will get paid extra for doing this and 5am guy
> gets a 3000 dollar bonus for Christmas. 5am guy
> likes to drive fancy cars and 5am guy is thinking
> about taking some of his extra money and leasing a
> brand new Lincoln Continental for 3 years. That
> might make 5am guy feel happy.
> 5am guy has the space heater and the star shower
> device running in the mens room now and soon 5am
> guy will be in there dropping a load. 5am guy
> sends best holiday wishes to all!
5sm guy is dead. Have some fucking respect, you troll asshole.
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is a
> little bit sad during the holiday season. 5am guy
> is a bit sad because his mom passed away a few
> months ago. 5am guy will be working 12 hour shifts
> again between Christmas eve and new years day. 5am
> guy will get paid extra for doing this and 5am guy
> gets a 3000 dollar bonus for Christmas. 5am guy
> likes to drive fancy cars and 5am guy is thinking
> about taking some of his extra money and leasing a
> brand new Lincoln Continental for 3 years. That
> might make 5am guy feel happy.
> 5am guy has the space heater and the star shower
> device running in the mens room now and soon 5am
> guy will be in there dropping a load. 5am guy
> sends best holiday wishes to all!
5sm guy is dead. Have some fucking respect, you troll asshole.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 12, 2020 12:25PM
Don't worry about that. 5am guy is following the example of our leader.
Brown Onion has 'died' and came back to life at least 4 times over the past 5 years.
'
Brown Onion has 'died' and came back to life at least 4 times over the past 5 years.
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
I'm a plebe
()
Date: December 12, 2020 07:02PM
Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Rabbit turds Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What causes these
> Rabbit turds are usually caused by rabbits. I like
> to place rabbit turds on a cookie sheet and put
> them in a 150-degree oven overnight. They powder
> pretty well and it creates an excellent spice.
> Not only do I keep a bottle on my spice rack, I
> put some in my pepper shaker for the dining room
> table. As a gourmand, I have a pepper grinder. I
> inherited an antique set of salt and pepper
> shakers from my Grandmother and it is nice that I
> have found a use for the pepper one.
I keep cinnamon in my empty pepper shaker for after dinner lattes.
I thought I was being clever, not as clever as rabbit turd powder.
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> Rabbit turds Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What causes these
> Rabbit turds are usually caused by rabbits. I like
> to place rabbit turds on a cookie sheet and put
> them in a 150-degree oven overnight. They powder
> pretty well and it creates an excellent spice.
> Not only do I keep a bottle on my spice rack, I
> put some in my pepper shaker for the dining room
> table. As a gourmand, I have a pepper grinder. I
> inherited an antique set of salt and pepper
> shakers from my Grandmother and it is nice that I
> have found a use for the pepper one.
I keep cinnamon in my empty pepper shaker for after dinner lattes.
I thought I was being clever, not as clever as rabbit turd powder.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Banana
()
Date: December 12, 2020 07:39PM
My wife likes to leave me special treats in the the toilet. This morning I had the day off work and she had to go in at 8 o'clock. She went into the bathroom and I slept in. She kissed me goodbye and left. About an hour later i got up with my normal morning hard on and went over to the toilet. I looked down and saw my special treat my wife left. It was a Beautiful ten inch turd. it must have been two and a half inches across. I emptied my bladder over top of it then reached in and picked up the glistening treasure. It smelled wonderful, not real strong but tangy. I took a bite and chewed. It tasted even better than it smelled. It was delicious. I chewed and swallowed the bite and got even harder than before. I started jacking my cock and took another big bite. it was the best tasting shit I had ever eaten. I took bite after bite and ate. I couldn't get enough of my wife's wonderful shit inside of me. I finished the entire turd and licked my fingers clean just as I started cumming. I shot so much cum I didn't think it would stop. When I stopped cumming I was so worn out I pissed and went back to bed and slept til noon. I love when my wife leaves me her special treats. When she got home this afternoon she told me that the neighbor's dog had gotten loose and shit on our front porch. She apologized for leaving it in the toilet.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 13, 2020 06:33AM
It never ceases to amaze me, the treachery and outrageous claims of superior bowel people. On a plus note, their age and bowels will betray them, and then they will understand.
When your colons turn into inward corkscrews, you’ll understand.
When you plead with your intestines, you’ll understand.
When you eat healthy portions, to drop off a cinder block through a small hole you’ll understand.
When you’re at CVS looking for creams, wipes, and witch hazel you’ll understand.
Until then garbage from superior bowel people.
When your colons turn into inward corkscrews, you’ll understand.
When you plead with your intestines, you’ll understand.
When you eat healthy portions, to drop off a cinder block through a small hole you’ll understand.
When you’re at CVS looking for creams, wipes, and witch hazel you’ll understand.
Until then garbage from superior bowel people.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 13, 2020 07:02AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It never ceases to amaze me, the treachery and
> outrageous claims of superior bowel people. On a
> plus note, their age and bowels will betray them,
> and then they will understand.
>
> When your colons turn into inward corkscrews,
> you’ll understand.
>
> When you plead with your intestines, you’ll
> understand.
>
> When you eat healthy portions, to drop off a
> cinder block through a small hole you’ll
> understand.
>
> When you’re at CVS looking for creams, wipes,
> and witch hazel you’ll understand.
>
> Until then garbage from superior bowel people.
I think you are right BO. My bowels have let me down twice in the last month or so. One day last week I picked up two large Hot N Ready pepperoni pizzas from Little Ceasers and ate them both with a 6 pack of beer. The next morning my bowels were exploding out of control and I had to call out sick from work.
I will turn 40 soon and my bowels are not what they used to be. Having said that I plan on driving to Warrenton later to eat at Long John Silvers.
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> It never ceases to amaze me, the treachery and
> outrageous claims of superior bowel people. On a
> plus note, their age and bowels will betray them,
> and then they will understand.
>
> When your colons turn into inward corkscrews,
> you’ll understand.
>
> When you plead with your intestines, you’ll
> understand.
>
> When you eat healthy portions, to drop off a
> cinder block through a small hole you’ll
> understand.
>
> When you’re at CVS looking for creams, wipes,
> and witch hazel you’ll understand.
>
> Until then garbage from superior bowel people.
I think you are right BO. My bowels have let me down twice in the last month or so. One day last week I picked up two large Hot N Ready pepperoni pizzas from Little Ceasers and ate them both with a 6 pack of beer. The next morning my bowels were exploding out of control and I had to call out sick from work.
I will turn 40 soon and my bowels are not what they used to be. Having said that I plan on driving to Warrenton later to eat at Long John Silvers.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion likes this content
()
Date: December 13, 2020 09:57AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It never ceases to amaze me, the treachery and
> outrageous claims of superior bowel people. On a
> plus note, their age and bowels will betray them,
> and then they will understand.
>
> When your colons turn into inward corkscrews,
> you’ll understand.
>
> When you plead with your intestines, you’ll
> understand.
>
> When you eat healthy portions, to drop off a
> cinder block through a small hole you’ll
> understand.
>
> When you’re at CVS looking for creams, wipes,
> and witch hazel you’ll understand.
>
> Until then garbage from superior bowel people.
Happy is the one who does the deed...
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> It never ceases to amaze me, the treachery and
> outrageous claims of superior bowel people. On a
> plus note, their age and bowels will betray them,
> and then they will understand.
>
> When your colons turn into inward corkscrews,
> you’ll understand.
>
> When you plead with your intestines, you’ll
> understand.
>
> When you eat healthy portions, to drop off a
> cinder block through a small hole you’ll
> understand.
>
> When you’re at CVS looking for creams, wipes,
> and witch hazel you’ll understand.
>
> Until then garbage from superior bowel people.
Happy is the one who does the deed...
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: December 13, 2020 10:43AM
Burgers, fries, soda. Take that bowels.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 13, 2020 10:56AM
Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Burgers, fries, soda. Take that bowels.
Were you planning on a visit to Brown Onion's when you 'release the Kraken'? I might show up if you are. Naturally, there is only room for three or four observers in Brown's bathroom. I've been talking to Brown about getting a camera pointed at his toilet and have a live feed. That way hundreds of BiBs can enjoy the ecstasy of watching your potty face.
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> Burgers, fries, soda. Take that bowels.
Were you planning on a visit to Brown Onion's when you 'release the Kraken'? I might show up if you are. Naturally, there is only room for three or four observers in Brown's bathroom. I've been talking to Brown about getting a camera pointed at his toilet and have a live feed. That way hundreds of BiBs can enjoy the ecstasy of watching your potty face.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Bowl full of bowels
()
Date: December 13, 2020 11:09AM
Black Friday was the biggest dump I had taken in awhile but my day-after-Thanksgiving BMs tend to be. I've buddy dumped with my best friend more times than I can remember, but this was the first time we clogged a toilet together. We were at a Wal Mart and we both really needed to shit. We got to the ladies and all the stalls were occupied except for the handicap stall. We really couldn't wait, so we each sat on a side of the toilet, with our asses touching, and we pooped. I hadn't gone in a couple days and neither had Tatiana, so we filled the bowl, pretty much. It was quite a sight-thick long turds piled on top of each other. We wiped, and I attempted to flush it but it nearly overflowed. So we left and found an employee, and told her somebody had clogged the toilet in the handicap stall-we were both too embarrassed to tell the whole truth.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 13, 2020 11:32AM
Bowl full of bowels Wrote:
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> Black Friday was the biggest dump I had taken in
> awhile but my day-after-Thanksgiving BMs tend to
> be. I've buddy dumped with my best friend more
> times than I can remember, but this was the first
> time we clogged a toilet together. We were at a
> Wal Mart and we both really needed to shit. We got
> to the ladies and all the stalls were occupied
> except for the handicap stall. We really couldn't
> wait, so we each sat on a side of the toilet, with
> our asses touching, and we pooped. I hadn't gone
> in a couple days and neither had Tatiana, so we
> filled the bowl, pretty much. It was quite a
> sight-thick long turds piled on top of each other.
> We wiped, and I attempted to flush it but it
> nearly overflowed. So we left and found an
> employee, and told her somebody had clogged the
> toilet in the handicap stall-we were both too
> embarrassed to tell the whole truth.
What a happy story Bowl Full. Of course, flushing the turds right away means you miss out on a lot of the fun. We are so lucky to have our mentor, Brown Onion, to show us the way to have a mature adult relationship with our bowel movements.
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> Black Friday was the biggest dump I had taken in
> awhile but my day-after-Thanksgiving BMs tend to
> be. I've buddy dumped with my best friend more
> times than I can remember, but this was the first
> time we clogged a toilet together. We were at a
> Wal Mart and we both really needed to shit. We got
> to the ladies and all the stalls were occupied
> except for the handicap stall. We really couldn't
> wait, so we each sat on a side of the toilet, with
> our asses touching, and we pooped. I hadn't gone
> in a couple days and neither had Tatiana, so we
> filled the bowl, pretty much. It was quite a
> sight-thick long turds piled on top of each other.
> We wiped, and I attempted to flush it but it
> nearly overflowed. So we left and found an
> employee, and told her somebody had clogged the
> toilet in the handicap stall-we were both too
> embarrassed to tell the whole truth.
What a happy story Bowl Full. Of course, flushing the turds right away means you miss out on a lot of the fun. We are so lucky to have our mentor, Brown Onion, to show us the way to have a mature adult relationship with our bowel movements.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare Fax
()
Date: December 13, 2020 01:52PM
Interesting. You said brown onion has a problem. He might have bad plumbing but you are really demented.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
()
Date: December 13, 2020 02:58PM
Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Interesting. You said brown onion has a problem.
> He might have bad plumbing but you are really
> demented.
Yes, Fare Fax, no one knows why God cursed Brown Onion with bad bowels. He does come off as petty and bitter. He is a stubborn old fool and will be dead soon anyway.
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> Interesting. You said brown onion has a problem.
> He might have bad plumbing but you are really
> demented.
Yes, Fare Fax, no one knows why God cursed Brown Onion with bad bowels. He does come off as petty and bitter. He is a stubborn old fool and will be dead soon anyway.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare Fax
()
Date: December 13, 2020 06:30PM
Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Fare Fax Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Interesting. You said brown onion has a
> problem.
> > He might have bad plumbing but you are really
> > demented.
>
> Yes, Fare Fax, no one knows why God cursed Brown
> Onion with bad bowels. He does come off as petty
> and bitter. He is a stubborn old fool and will be
> dead soon anyway.
Brown Onion's 'deaths' usually occur in the spring. Has he moved it up due to COVID?
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> Fare Fax Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Interesting. You said brown onion has a
> problem.
> > He might have bad plumbing but you are really
> > demented.
>
> Yes, Fare Fax, no one knows why God cursed Brown
> Onion with bad bowels. He does come off as petty
> and bitter. He is a stubborn old fool and will be
> dead soon anyway.
Brown Onion's 'deaths' usually occur in the spring. Has he moved it up due to COVID?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Big Bobby Butt Blast
()
Date: December 13, 2020 06:37PM
After turkey day this year, I had:
- Turkey talkback
- Stuffing splatters
- Potato poots
- Bean blasts
- Corn creaks
- Yam slams
- Gravy gurgles
- Cranberry crappers
Stank like a barnyard.
- Turkey talkback
- Stuffing splatters
- Potato poots
- Bean blasts
- Corn creaks
- Yam slams
- Gravy gurgles
- Cranberry crappers
Stank like a barnyard.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: December 13, 2020 07:04PM
Big Bobby Butt Blast Wrote:
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> After turkey day this year, I had:
>
> - Turkey talkback
> - Stuffing splatters
> - Potato poots
> - Bean blasts
> - Corn creaks
> - Yam slams
> - Gravy gurgles
> - Cranberry crappers
>
> Stank like a barnyard.
Did you make a sex tape you can share with the world?
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> After turkey day this year, I had:
>
> - Turkey talkback
> - Stuffing splatters
> - Potato poots
> - Bean blasts
> - Corn creaks
> - Yam slams
> - Gravy gurgles
> - Cranberry crappers
>
> Stank like a barnyard.
Did you make a sex tape you can share with the world?
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Scatolia
()
Date: December 13, 2020 07:08PM
The medical term for fecal smearing is “scatolia.” There are several reasons why autistic individuals may engage in this behavior. Most commonly, scatolia is a sensory-related issue. However, it can also be medical or behavioral.
Experts recommend that you don’t involve your child in cleaning the mess. They say that your facial expressions and body language will show shock and disgust. This may reinforce negative feelings your child may have about themselves, worsening the problem.
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Experts recommend that you don’t involve your child in cleaning the mess. They say that your facial expressions and body language will show shock and disgust. This may reinforce negative feelings your child may have about themselves, worsening the problem.
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
5am guy.
()
Date: December 14, 2020 03:57AM
Hi all 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am guy is getting ready to enjoy 2 nights off. 5am guy has been talking to a internet girl and 5am guy is starting to think that internet girl might be a catfisher. 5am guy is going to have a IRL interaction with internet girl in a public place tomorrow. 5am guy will find out if internet girl is legit or not.
5am guy is getting ready to drop a load. 5am guy wishes everyone well.
5am guy is getting ready to drop a load. 5am guy wishes everyone well.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Sploosh!
()
Date: December 14, 2020 04:54AM
What up BiBs! Happy holidays to all.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare fax
()
Date: December 14, 2020 06:42AM
There’s nothing that relates with Moreno and BO. You’re crazy as hell.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
That isn;t exactly true
()
Date: December 14, 2020 11:03AM
Fare fax Wrote:
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> There’s nothing that relates with Moreno and BO.
> You’re crazy as hell.
Both Moreno and Brown Onion shit post far too much.
What makes Brown Onion worse is his posts are about shit itself.
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> There’s nothing that relates with Moreno and BO.
> You’re crazy as hell.
Both Moreno and Brown Onion shit post far too much.
What makes Brown Onion worse is his posts are about shit itself.
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 14, 2020 06:56PM
Watched a movie from the 90’s called Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked this baloney, and as their grandfather that’s what we do.
I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on top of the building, upon looking at the alien craft says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if the amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the same when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like this.
Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in space when he got air sick on Air Force One? Bowels of the aliens were never described either.
I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on top of the building, upon looking at the alien craft says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if the amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the same when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like this.
Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in space when he got air sick on Air Force One? Bowels of the aliens were never described either.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Never fails...
()
Date: December 14, 2020 07:11PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked this
> baloney, and as their grandfather that’s what we
> do.
>
> I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on top
> of the building, upon looking at the alien craft
> says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if the
> amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the same
> when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me
> scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like
> this.
>
> Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> Bowels of the aliens were never described either.
This guy is so fucking sick, he can't even watch a movie without obsessing about a character pooping.
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> Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked this
> baloney, and as their grandfather that’s what we
> do.
>
> I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on top
> of the building, upon looking at the alien craft
> says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if the
> amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the same
> when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me
> scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like
> this.
>
> Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> Bowels of the aliens were never described either.
This guy is so fucking sick, he can't even watch a movie without obsessing about a character pooping.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Yaaaaaawn...
()
Date: December 14, 2020 07:16PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked this
> baloney, and as their grandfather that’s what we
> do.
>
> I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on top
> of the building, upon looking at the alien craft
> says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if the
> amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the same
> when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me
> scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like
> this.
>
> Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> Bowels of the aliens were never described either.
Is this supposed to be humorous?
You suck. Just stop.
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> Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked this
> baloney, and as their grandfather that’s what we
> do.
>
> I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on top
> of the building, upon looking at the alien craft
> says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if the
> amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the same
> when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me
> scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like
> this.
>
> Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> Bowels of the aliens were never described either.
Is this supposed to be humorous?
You suck. Just stop.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
casey kasum
()
Date: December 14, 2020 08:13PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked this
> baloney, and as their grandfather that’s what we
> do.
>
> I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on top
> of the building, upon looking at the alien craft
> says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if the
> amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the same
> when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me
> scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like
> this.
>
> Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> Bowels of the aliens were never described either.
That's ponderous man, fucking ponderous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n65QQ8mifbY
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> Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked this
> baloney, and as their grandfather that’s what we
> do.
>
> I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on top
> of the building, upon looking at the alien craft
> says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if the
> amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the same
> when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me
> scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like
> this.
>
> Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> Bowels of the aliens were never described either.
That's ponderous man, fucking ponderous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n65QQ8mifbY
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
The real supporter
()
Date: December 14, 2020 09:10PM
Never fails... Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> > Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked
> this
> > baloney, and as their grandfather that’s what
> we
> > do.
> >
> > I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on
> top
> > of the building, upon looking at the alien
> craft
> > says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if
> the
> > amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the
> same
> > when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me
> > scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like
> > this.
> >
> > Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> > space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> > Bowels of the aliens were never described
> either.
>
> This guy is so fucking sick, he can't even watch a
> movie without obsessing about a character pooping.
How are your bowels
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> > Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked
> this
> > baloney, and as their grandfather that’s what
> we
> > do.
> >
> > I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on
> top
> > of the building, upon looking at the alien
> craft
> > says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if
> the
> > amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the
> same
> > when I drop large SUV sized craps that make me
> > scream and cause midwives to sweat” look like
> > this.
> >
> > Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> > space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> > Bowels of the aliens were never described
> either.
>
> This guy is so fucking sick, he can't even watch a
> movie without obsessing about a character pooping.
How are your bowels
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2020 07:30AM
Eggs, hash browns, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion likes this contentf
()
Date: December 15, 2020 12:27PM
The real supporter Wrote:
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> Never fails... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> > > Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked
> > this
> > > baloney, and as their grandfather that’s
> what
> > we
> > > do.
> > >
> > > I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on
> > top
> > > of the building, upon looking at the alien
> > craft
> > > says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if
> > the
> > > amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the
> > same
> > > when I drop large SUV sized craps that make
> me
> > > scream and cause midwives to sweat” look
> like
> > > this.
> > >
> > > Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> > > space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> > > Bowels of the aliens were never described
> > either.
> >
> > This guy is so fucking sick, he can't even watch
> a
> > movie without obsessing about a character
> pooping.
>
>
> How are your bowels
These delightful women know the importance of wearing masks these days...
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> Never fails... Wrote:
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> > > Watched a movie from the 90’s called
> > > Independence Day with the rugrats. They liked
> > this
> > > baloney, and as their grandfather that’s
> what
> > we
> > > do.
> > >
> > > I do remember a scene where a pretty woman on
> > top
> > > of the building, upon looking at the alien
> > craft
> > > says “they’re opening up.” I wonder if
> > the
> > > amoebas swimming in my groan throne think the
> > same
> > > when I drop large SUV sized craps that make
> me
> > > scream and cause midwives to sweat” look
> like
> > > this.
> > >
> > > Also how did Jeff Goldblums bowels survive in
> > > space when he got air sick on Air Force One?
> > > Bowels of the aliens were never described
> > either.
> >
> > This guy is so fucking sick, he can't even watch
> a
> > movie without obsessing about a character
> pooping.
>
>
> How are your bowels
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare Fax
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Date: December 15, 2020 05:52PM
No you like this. You and you alone.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
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Date: December 15, 2020 06:11PM
Fare Fax Wrote:
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> No you like this. You and you alone.
I'm sorry. I should have been a little more sensitive to your alternate lifestyle.
Here you go...
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> No you like this. You and you alone.
I'm sorry. I should have been a little more sensitive to your alternate lifestyle.
Here you go...
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Fare Fax
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Date: December 15, 2020 11:33PM
Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> > No you like this. You and you alone.
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> I'm sorry. I should have been a little more
> sensitive to your alternate lifestyle.
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> Here you go...
That's what I'm talking about. That clip reminds me of myself when I was 18 and Brown Onion first introduced me to our adult lifestyle. I haven't worn a wig in years. Maybe I should dress up for Brown Onion's holiday get together of us BiBs.
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> > No you like this. You and you alone.
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> I'm sorry. I should have been a little more
> sensitive to your alternate lifestyle.
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>
> Here you go...
That's what I'm talking about. That clip reminds me of myself when I was 18 and Brown Onion first introduced me to our adult lifestyle. I haven't worn a wig in years. Maybe I should dress up for Brown Onion's holiday get together of us BiBs.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Pain in the Bowels
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Date: December 16, 2020 04:34AM
Cinder block poops... argggh!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
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Bye lameass troll
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Date: December 16, 2020 10:56AM
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Date: December 16, 2020 11:14AM
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Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion
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Date: December 16, 2020 11:49AM
I took a sick day today. Roasting a Perdue oven stuffer roaster right now. I am going to eat the whole thing. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
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Date: December 16, 2020 12:54PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I took a sick day today. Roasting a Perdue oven
> stuffer roaster right now. I am going to eat the
> whole thing. My bowels can handle it!
Do you think the thread blocker might be Mr Brown Underwear? He was so angry at Brown Onion for belittling his diarrhea as opposed to Brown Onion's constipation.
BO really needs to become more sensitive to those whose IBS manifests itself in different ways.
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> I took a sick day today. Roasting a Perdue oven
> stuffer roaster right now. I am going to eat the
> whole thing. My bowels can handle it!
Do you think the thread blocker might be Mr Brown Underwear? He was so angry at Brown Onion for belittling his diarrhea as opposed to Brown Onion's constipation.
BO really needs to become more sensitive to those whose IBS manifests itself in different ways.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
Posted by:
toasted onion
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Date: December 16, 2020 03:34PM
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> I took a sick day today. Roasting a Perdue oven
> stuffer roaster right now. I am going to eat the
> whole thing. My bowels can handle it!
Boiled, I think that is a bit much. How about just having one side of the breast and serving some nice vegetables with it. You could put the chicken in the refrigerator and have a little at a time over the next few days. I know those oven stuffers can be like 7 or 8 pounds. That is too much meat for one meal. I worry about you.
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> I took a sick day today. Roasting a Perdue oven
> stuffer roaster right now. I am going to eat the
> whole thing. My bowels can handle it!
Boiled, I think that is a bit much. How about just having one side of the breast and serving some nice vegetables with it. You could put the chicken in the refrigerator and have a little at a time over the next few days. I know those oven stuffers can be like 7 or 8 pounds. That is too much meat for one meal. I worry about you.
Re: Turkey Dinner Bowels
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Date: December 16, 2020 06:05PM
Yes Toasted Onion, Fiber is completely lacking in a diet that is all meat.
With enough fiber we can all be as regular as this superstar.
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With enough fiber we can all be as regular as this superstar.
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