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A salt and a pepper... succulent breast meat
Posted by: Flavor Flav ()
Date: November 21, 2020 02:43PM

Assault will make your thanksgiving feast so much better. Forget about the doctors saying assault is bad for you! If your kids or husband or motherfucker in law acts up at dinner, assault on them on their head!

If your turkey is kind of bland, salt it... and pepper too

And remember succulent breast meat is THE BEST!

Gobbles?
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Re: A salt and a pepper... succulent breast meat
Posted by: boobs? ()
Date: November 21, 2020 10:46PM

How do boobs fit in here?

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Re: A salt and a pepper... succulent breast meat
Posted by: Turkey & Gravy ()
Date: November 22, 2020 01:21AM


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Re: A salt and a pepper... succulent breast meat
Posted by: PIZZA ()
Date: November 22, 2020 04:09PM

Them titties make me hungry for pepperoni pizza

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Re: A salt and a pepper... succulent breast meat
Posted by: I knew you were coming ()
Date: November 22, 2020 06:37PM

I baked you a cake.
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Re: A salt and a pepper... succulent breast meat
Posted by: Somebody left the cake out in... ()
Date: November 22, 2020 08:10PM

Somebody left the cake out in
AND IT TOOK SO LONG TO POOP IT!!!
THAT I DON'T THINK I DOOK IT!!!
AND I'LL NEVER HAVE THAT SAME MEAL TO POOP AGAIN!!!!

OOOH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!


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