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I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: HJBUB ()
Date: November 19, 2020 05:15PM

I let GF move into my house. MISTAKE! She gets in there & wants to change everything around. Of course, she uses her pussy to overcome my objections. Every time I objected to something, she just reached for my crotch.

She decided she wanted a cat. I HATE FUCKING CATS!!! THEY'RE DISGUSTING & WORTHLESS ANIMALS. Of course, she used her own pussy to get me to allow this pussy in the house. I told her in no uncertain terms if the cat was hostile to me, it HAD TO GO. Of course, the cat could tell I didn't like it. It hissed at me & arched its back when she wasn't looking. I complained about it, but she kept saying I was making it up.

Finally, the other day, I was off for a couple of days & was working outside. That disgusting cat was on the back deck. I climb the stair & this piece of shit cat gets up, arches its back, hisses at me and makes that threatening REOWREOWROEW! So I pick up this shovel and go up the stair. The cat backs up, but is still hissing and REOREOWREOWing. I get up on the deck & go for the door when it leaps at me. I swatted it with the shovel, but it recovered quickly. This time, I didn't wait, I scooped the thing up with the shovel & flung it off the deck. It ran back up the stair, so I kicked it back down the stair. It got smart then & ran off.

So girlfriend comes home & I she asks if I've seen her cat. I show her the footage & she gets all po'd at me for "attacking her cat". The pile of shit cat ATTACKED ME!. I tell her I don't want that cat back in the house & if I see it around here, I'm going to shoot it.

She must of got up in the night, because when I wake up, she's gone to work, but the cat is in a travel cage & she left a note for me to leave it alone. OK, I GOT A SOLUTION.

I call one of those storage bin places. I put all her shit in it, except for 2 suitcases & that asshole of cat. I put the suitcases & that worthless cat on top of the storage bin, call the place & tell them to come & get it. They told me they couldn't come right away but were coming the next day. Fine. Then I have the locks changed.

She comes back to the house & blows up my phone. I came out the basement door & told her the place was coming to pick up the bin w/all her shit in it tomorrow & she could take those 2 suitcases & that piece of shit cat & go find somewhere else to live.

She was pissed, but she called somebody who came & got her & her suitcases & her pile of shit nasty cat. FINALLY! I am rid of both of those pests.

Take my advice, dudes, if your girlfriend wants a cat, DON'T LET HER HAVE IT. KICK HER OUT, 1ST!!!!!!!!

This time, I had security cam footage.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: .............what............. ()
Date: November 19, 2020 05:54PM

TLDR. THanks for sharing................

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: Bad Ju Ju ()
Date: November 19, 2020 05:56PM

Only a libtard, who voted for Biden, would tourture a cat by repeatedly wacking it with a shovel

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: TL;DR ()
Date: November 19, 2020 06:19PM

HJBUB Wrote:
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> I let GF move into my house. MISTAKE! She gets
> in there & wants to change everything around. Of
> course, she uses her pussy to overcome my
> objections. Every time I objected to something,
> she just reached for my crotch.
>
> She decided she wanted a cat. I HATE FUCKING
> CATS!!! THEY'RE DISGUSTING & WORTHLESS ANIMALS.
> Of course, she used her own pussy to get me to
> allow this pussy in the house. I told her in no
> uncertain terms if the cat was hostile to me, it
> HAD TO GO. Of course, the cat could tell I didn't
> like it. It hissed at me & arched its back when
> she wasn't looking. I complained about it, but
> she kept saying I was making it up.
>
> Finally, the other day, I was off for a couple of
> days & was working outside. That disgusting cat
> was on the back deck. I climb the stair & this
> piece of shit cat gets up, arches its back, hisses
> at me and makes that threatening REOWREOWROEW! So
> I pick up this shovel and go up the stair. The
> cat backs up, but is still hissing and
> REOREOWREOWing. I get up on the deck & go for the
> door when it leaps at me. I swatted it with the
> shovel, but it recovered quickly. This time, I
> didn't wait, I scooped the thing up with the
> shovel & flung it off the deck. It ran back up
> the stair, so I kicked it back down the stair. It
> got smart then & ran off.
>
> So girlfriend comes home & I she asks if I've seen
> her cat. I show her the footage & she gets all
> po'd at me for "attacking her cat". The pile of
> shit cat ATTACKED ME!. I tell her I don't want
> that cat back in the house & if I see it around
> here, I'm going to shoot it.
>
> She must of got up in the night, because when I
> wake up, she's gone to work, but the cat is in a
> travel cage & she left a note for me to leave it
> alone. OK, I GOT A SOLUTION.
>
> I call one of those storage bin places. I put all
> her shit in it, except for 2 suitcases & that
> asshole of cat. I put the suitcases & that
> worthless cat on top of the storage bin, call the
> place & tell them to come & get it. They told me
> they couldn't come right away but were coming the
> next day. Fine. Then I have the locks changed.
>
> She comes back to the house & blows up my phone.
> I came out the basement door & told her the place
> was coming to pick up the bin w/all her shit in it
> tomorrow & she could take those 2 suitcases & that
> piece of shit cat & go find somewhere else to
> live.
>
> She was pissed, but she called somebody who came &
> got her & her suitcases & her pile of shit nasty
> cat. FINALLY! I am rid of both of those pests.
>
> Take my advice, dudes, if your girlfriend wants a
> cat, DON'T LET HER HAVE IT. KICK HER OUT,
> 1ST!!!!!!!!
>
> This time, I had security cam footage.

Great long winded fake story that nobody cares to read. Are you Gerry or Moreno?

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: No Problems for Me ()
Date: November 19, 2020 06:33PM

I had a girlfriend who moved in with me. She was great. I laid the law down before she moved in with house rules. She had a cat and a snake.

I got along with both. I gave her a bedroom and I kept mine the same. She also had her own bathroom.

She cleaned, cooked and paid rent on time every month. Always asked about having guests over. Most of her friends were hot so I had no problem with them hanging out. Her cat was pretty calm and would sit on couch with me. She kept the litter box clean so it didn't smell.

Only problem I had was once on of her guy friends was a little "off" when he got drunk. I just ignored him. It wasn't like I had to kick his ass or throw him out.

I kinda enjoyed her hanging all her sexy lingerie by the wash machine to dry. She had some incredible stuff.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: No Problems for Me ()
Date: November 19, 2020 06:38PM

Now that I think about I wish I would of kept the rules list. I can't remember them now. I had like ten rules on a sheet of paper and I made her sign it before she moved in.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: walli ()
Date: November 19, 2020 07:12PM

A cat isn't going to wait until it's owner isn't looking to hiss and arch it's back to you. Your made up story is stupid.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: SMH - WTH ()
Date: November 19, 2020 07:15PM

What a jerk abusing an animal. I believe that is a felony now in Va. I hope your EX-girlfriend files a report with the local PD.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: She kicked you out. We know. Fag ()
Date: November 19, 2020 07:18PM

That's the only pussy you've ever beaten up

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: bad jimjim for you ()
Date: November 19, 2020 07:31PM

Bad Ju Ju Wrote:
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> Only a libtard, who voted for Biden, would
> tourture a cat by repeatedly wacking it with a
> shovel


Typical illiterate libtard who failed 2nd Gr. Didn't you read OP? Oh, that's right, you can't. The cat attacked him 1st. You even been scratched or bit by a cat or had 1 jump on you & dig its claws into you & bite you? If you had, you'd understand why OP hit is with a shovel & kicked it.

You're obviously a gay libtard. OH! sorry for being redundant. I said "gay" libtard.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: TJ6KX ()
Date: November 19, 2020 07:32PM

.............what............. Wrote:
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> TLDR. THanks for sharing................


In your case, it's TITR: Too Illiterate To Read.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: Huppa Tedda ()
Date: November 19, 2020 07:34PM

TL;DR Wrote:
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> HJBUB Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I
> > alone. O
> >
>
> Great long winded fake story that nobody cares to
> read. Are you Gerry or Moreno?

Y do U wanna know? R U Gerry's Gay Protecter?

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: quoted poster is obviously gay ()
Date: November 19, 2020 07:36PM

walli Wrote:
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> A cat isn't going to wait until it's owner isn't
> looking to hiss and arch it's back to you. Your
> made up story is stupid.


On;y a fudge packer would post something like this.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: FXUDD ()
Date: November 19, 2020 07:38PM

SMH - WTH Wrote:
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> What a jerk abusing an animal. I believe that is a
> felony now in Va. I hope your EX-girlfriend files
> a report with the local PD.


What a dumb asswipe who can't read! OP said cat attacked him first. The prob. w/you stupid gay libs is you don't think nobody got a right to defend themself.

What a dumb fuck.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: Detector of Morons ()
Date: November 19, 2020 07:40PM

She kicked you out. We know. Fag Wrote:
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> That's the only pussy you've ever beaten up


BEEP! BEEP!! BEEP! BEEP!!

MORON DETECTED! MORON DETECTED!!


BEEP! BEEP!! BEEP! BEEP!!

MORON DETECTED! MORON DETECTED!!

So you're a butt pirate who pretends their butt's a pussy.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: Op here.. ()
Date: November 20, 2020 03:16PM

This is the cat
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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: do as you think is correct.. but ()
Date: November 20, 2020 04:04PM

HJBUB Wrote:
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> I let GF move into my house. MISTAKE! She gets
> in there & wants to change everything around. Of
> course, she uses her pussy to overcome my
> objections. Every time I objected to something,
> she just reached for my crotch.
>
> She decided she wanted a cat. I HATE FUCKING
> CATS!!! THEY'RE DISGUSTING & WORTHLESS ANIMALS.
> Of course, she used her own pussy to get me to
> allow this pussy in the house. I told her in no
> uncertain terms if the cat was hostile to me, it
> HAD TO GO. Of course, the cat could tell I didn't
> like it. It hissed at me & arched its back when
> she wasn't looking. I complained about it, but
> she kept saying I was making it up.
>
> Finally, the other day, I was off for a couple of
> days & was working outside. That disgusting cat
> was on the back deck. I climb the stair & this
> piece of shit cat gets up, arches its back, hisses
> at me and makes that threatening REOWREOWROEW! So
> I pick up this shovel and go up the stair. The
> cat backs up, but is still hissing and
> REOREOWREOWing. I get up on the deck & go for the
> door when it leaps at me. I swatted it with the
> shovel, but it recovered quickly. This time, I
> didn't wait, I scooped the thing up with the
> shovel & flung it off the deck. It ran back up
> the stair, so I kicked it back down the stair. It
> got smart then & ran off.
>
> So girlfriend comes home & I she asks if I've seen
> her cat. I show her the footage & she gets all
> po'd at me for "attacking her cat". The pile of
> shit cat ATTACKED ME!. I tell her I don't want
> that cat back in the house & if I see it around
> here, I'm going to shoot it.
>
> She must of got up in the night, because when I
> wake up, she's gone to work, but the cat is in a
> travel cage & she left a note for me to leave it
> alone. OK, I GOT A SOLUTION.
>
> I call one of those storage bin places. I put all
> her shit in it, except for 2 suitcases & that
> asshole of cat. I put the suitcases & that
> worthless cat on top of the storage bin, call the
> place & tell them to come & get it. They told me
> they couldn't come right away but were coming the
> next day. Fine. Then I have the locks changed.
>
> She comes back to the house & blows up my phone.
> I came out the basement door & told her the place
> was coming to pick up the bin w/all her shit in it
> tomorrow & she could take those 2 suitcases & that
> piece of shit cat & go find somewhere else to
> live.
>
> She was pissed, but she called somebody who came &
> got her & her suitcases & her pile of shit nasty
> cat. FINALLY! I am rid of both of those pests.
>
> Take my advice, dudes, if your girlfriend wants a
> cat, DON'T LET HER HAVE IT. KICK HER OUT,
> 1ST!!!!!!!!
>
> This time, I had security cam footage.

Your karma is your own. Whan bad things come your way and you get hit with a shovel, sucker punched, treated like shit unfairly, fucker over for no reason... remember... there IS a reason. Do not look up or over and ask WHY? WHY ME? Remember when you were an asshole to a small animal, no matter what you imagine it did to you.

Your karma is your own... good bad and shovels to face karma.
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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: Iizzie ()
Date: November 20, 2020 04:08PM

She kicked you out. We know. Fag Wrote:
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> That's the only pussy you've ever beaten up

LoL

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: CTTHM ()
Date: November 21, 2020 09:48AM

do as you think is correct.. but Wrote:
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> HJBUB Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > Finally, the other day, I was off for a couple
> of
> > days & was working outside. That disgusting
> cat
> > was on the back deck. I climb the stair & this
> > piece of shit cat gets up, arches its back,
> hisses
> > at me and makes that threatening REOWREOWROEW!
> So
> > I pick up this shovel and go up the stair. The
> > cat backs up, but is still hissing and
> > REOREOWREOWing. I get up on the deck & go for
> the
> > door when it leaps at me. I swatted it with
> the
> > I show her the footage & she gets all
> > po'd at me for "attacking her cat". The pile
>
> shit cat ATTACKED ME!

> > piece of shit cat & go find somewhere else to
>
>
> >
>
> reason there IS a reason. Do not
> look up or over and ask WHY?
(emphasis added)

Obviously, you're black, so we know what'slong & hard on you, 2nd grade. Which means you never really learned to read. OP said cat attacked him FIRST. Since you're black, you're a criminal & we know you hate it when the people you prey on defend themselves.

Bunch of dumb shit libtards on FFXU. You can't even read. for all you dumb jackoffs out there, OP SAID CAT ATTACKED HIM FIRST. Go back to elementary school & learn to read! Stupid fucks!

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Date: November 21, 2020 10:27AM

I bet the cat's butthole really stinks.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: KingNOVA ()
Date: November 21, 2020 11:02AM

r/thathappened

op writing stale literotica

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Date: November 21, 2020 11:10AM

KingNOVA Wrote:
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> r/thathappened
>
> op writing stale literotica


I bet your butthole really stinks.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: Animal abusers for prison ()
Date: November 21, 2020 11:19AM

OP is a libtard and a pussy. Only pussies and libtards abuse animals. What if a neighbor's 5-year-old kid punched you, would you whack it with a shovel also? When dogs and cats are aggressive it is usually because they have been mistreated by humans.

I have zero tolerance for anyone who is cruel to animals for any reason. You could have simply manned up and told her to either keep the cat in a crate or move out.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: Antiasshat. ()
Date: November 21, 2020 11:24AM

I have to admit I chuckled at OP’s very amusing but totally fictional story. However it seems like it would be more productive for him to find an actual girlfriend and get real sex from her rather than making up stories and posting them on FFXU while masturbating in his parents basement

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: Mr Asshat ()
Date: November 21, 2020 11:46AM

Antiasshat. Wrote:
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> I have to admit I chuckled at OP’s very amusing
> but totally fictional story. However it seems like
> it would be more productive for him to find an
> actual girlfriend and get real sex from her rather
> than making up stories and posting them on FFXU
> while masturbating in his parents basement




Agreed

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: KingNOVA ()
Date: November 21, 2020 12:08PM

Fishy Igustus Twinkle Wrote:
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> KingNOVA Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > r/thathappened
> >
> > op writing stale literotica
>
>
> I bet your butthole really stinks.

unlike you grimey fucks I have a bidet

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: This guy HAS to be gay ()
Date: November 21, 2020 01:14PM

Animal abusers for prison Wrote:
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> OP is a libtard and a pussy. Only pussies and
> libtards abuse animals. What if a neighbor's
> 5-year-old kid punched you, would you whack it
> with a shovel also? When dogs and cats are
> aggressive it is usually because they have been
> mistreated by humans.
>
> I have zero tolerance for anyone who is cruel to
> animals for any reason. You could have simply
> manned up and told her to either keep the cat in a
> crate or move out.

You're obviously a moron who doesn't know shit about cats or anything else. Does a 5 YO have claws and sharp teeth? since you're such a retard, I'll answer it for you: NO. A cat can do some serious damage, but since you're an obvious libtard who doesn't think people should defend themself, you expect OP just to sit there & let that mean cat scratch the shit out of him & bite him. If some mean cat sinks its claws & teeth in you & you see a shovel in reach, what are you going to do? Leave the shovel there & let the cat keep attacking you? You would, b\c you're a moron libtard, but smart people pick up the shovel first & smack the cat w/it when it attacks the 1st time so the nasty POS cat doesn't get the 1st chance to scratch him.

Who gives a shit what happened to that cat b4 OP's GF got it. That' not OP's fault. He didn't abuse the cat. He defended himself against the cat when it attacked him.

I'm glad I'm not a moronic dope like you obviously are. You're probably a real loser who lets everybody & everything walk all over you.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: LGEXH ()
Date: November 21, 2020 01:18PM

Antiasshat. Wrote:
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> I have to admit I chuckled at OP’s very amusing
> but totally fictional story. However it seems like
> it would be more productive for him to find an
> actual girlfriend and get real sex from her rather
> than making up stories and posting them on FFXU
> while masturbating in his parents basement


I gotta admit you're obviously a rump ranger from all your FFXU shit posts. Instead of shit posting on FFXU, you'd be a lot happier going back to your gay kiddie porn.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: Dennis Maclemore ()
Date: November 21, 2020 01:30PM

Mr Asshat Wrote:
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> Antiasshat. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have to admit I chuckled at OP’s very
> amusing
> > but totally fictional story. However it seems
> like
> > it would be more productive for him to find an
> > actual girlfriend and get real sex from her
> rather
> > than making up stories and posting them on FFXU
> > while masturbating in his parents basement
>
>
>
>
> Agreed


Hey look buster. You & me must have phone #s that are allot like each other. This guy Bruthie keeps calling here & leaving these messages asking if you're going to your NAMBLA meeting and can he get a ride. Now look, there, buster, I got too much of my own shit to worry about to be worrying about yours, so I ain't gonna make no judgements, but would you PLEASE CALL THIS "BRUTHIE" GUY & GIVE HIM YOUR RIGHT # os he STOPS CALLING HERE?!?!?.4

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: NorthAmMarlonBrandoLookAlikeAssc ()
Date: November 21, 2020 02:47PM

Dennis Maclemore Wrote:
>
> Hey look buster. You & me must have phone #s that
> are allot like each other. This guy Bruthie keeps
> calling here & leaving these messages asking if
> you're going to your NAMBLA meeting and can he get
> a ride. Now look, there, buster, I got too much
> of my own shit to worry about to be worrying about
> yours, so I ain't gonna make no judgements, but
> would you PLEASE CALL THIS "BRUTHIE" GUY & GIVE
> HIM YOUR RIGHT # os he STOPS CALLING HERE?!?!?.4

Why do you hate people from the North American Marlon Brando Look Alike Association?

Is it because Mr Brando sent a squaw to get his Oscar... or was it the butter?

I am guessing it was the butter.
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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: Antiasshat. ()
Date: November 21, 2020 06:46PM

LGEXH Wrote:
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> Antiasshat. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have to admit I chuckled at OP’s very
> amusing
> > but totally fictional story. However it seems
> like
> > it would be more productive for him to find an
> > actual girlfriend and get real sex from her
> rather
> > than making up stories and posting them on FFXU
> > while masturbating in his parents basement
>
>
> I gotta admit you're obviously a rump ranger from
> all your FFXU shit posts. Instead of shit posting
> on FFXU, you'd be a lot happier going back to your
> gay kiddie porn.

You obviously are obsessed with me since you have read them all. Gay porn may be your thing but don’t project your fetishes on me you freak

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: VB6B6 ()
Date: November 21, 2020 08:40PM

Antiasshat. Wrote:
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> LGEXH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Antiasshat. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I have to admit I chuckled at OP’s very
> > amusing
> > > but totally fictional story. However it seems
> > like
> > > it would be more productive for him to find
> an
> > > actual girlfriend and get real sex from her
> > rather
> > > than making up stories and posting them on
> FFXU
> > > while masturbating in his parents basement
> >
> >
> > I gotta admit you're obviously a rump ranger
> from
> > all your FFXU shit posts. Instead of shit
> posting
> > on FFXU, you'd be a lot happier going back to
> your
> > gay kiddie porn.
>
> You obviously are obsessed with me since you have
> read them all. Gay porn may be your thing but
> don’t project your fetishes on me you freak


GOOD! You'va taken the 1st step & admitted all your FFXU posts R shitposts.

Your next step will be to come out of the closet.

We can deal w/your gay kiddie porn fetish later.

Bubba's just gonna' 1/2-2 get him another Sugar Britches until then.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: I know what OP's ID stands for ()
Date: November 22, 2020 11:37PM

Homo Jackoff, Bub.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: HJBUB ()
Date: January 18, 2021 11:36AM

Update for all illiterate gay libstains who don't think nobody's got a right to defend themself:

You got your wish. Apparently, that dumb cunt's nasty cat got fucked in the head and started acting real weird in her new dump. She had to have it put down. So she filed a complaint & the popo show up & wanna "ask me some questions". So I show them the security cameras. footage. The female popo says "That cat attacked YOU first. You couldda had it put down!".

Her partner's obviously some jackoff lib says something stupid like some moron who replied here about how it's a dumb animal & if a child attacked me would she say that's OK?

She laughed at him & answered like 1 guy here did. She said her & her husband have 2 cats & they have sharp teeth & sharp claws & don't no little kid got alla that. So the popo said I was OK & wouldn't hear no more about it.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: Well you're lying ()
Date: January 18, 2021 12:07PM

The police wouldn't show up. Animal control would. Nice try though. Guess your dirty house thread didn't work out the way you wanted so you had to try to bring this dumb shit back

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: True or not ()
Date: January 18, 2021 12:18PM

Still funny. I would have done same thing. Shit ass cat would have been sent through the uprights.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: HJBUB ()
Date: January 18, 2021 12:20PM

Well you're lying Wrote:
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> The police wouldn't show up. Animal control would.
> Nice try though. Guess your dirty house thread
> didn't work out the way you wanted so you had to
> try to bring this dumb shit back


Thanks for proving what a dope you are. Animal Control don't got no arrest powers. The popo were going to arrest me for animal cruelty. If I hadn't shown them the footage, they wouldda. & I ain't got no dirty house thread so now you're showing us you ain't no std. moron but you're an exceptionally moronic moron.

Dam! FFXU is SO FULL of morons. You're 1 of the more idiotic morons. You're probably gay, too.

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: Well you're lying ()
Date: January 18, 2021 12:21PM

They don't put cats down for "attacks"

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: HJBUB ()
Date: January 18, 2021 12:51PM

Well you're lying Wrote:
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> They don't put cats down for "attacks"

You're REALLY a SUPER IDIOTIC MORON, aren't you? If an animal attacks you, you can insist it gets put down. You gotta prove it attacked you, which the footage proved. Bite & scratch marks are also proof.

You really are stupid, aren't you?

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: See how you lie ()
Date: January 18, 2021 12:57PM

You said the chick had it put down..

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Re: I kicked out my GF because of her nasty cat
Posted by: HJBUB ()
Date: January 18, 2021 01:13PM

See how you lie Wrote:
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> You said the chick had it put down..

You're not just an exceedingly stupid moron, you're illiterate, too. Read where the female popo said I couldda had it put down. Of course you can't read, which means you're prob. a FCPS grajjeeyitt.

Keep posting, moron. The more you post, the dumber you look. You must be a Gerry sock puppet.

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