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Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 19, 2020 12:16PM

I don’t know if she or Joe think of their colon areas as a entertainment system more. Strange times we live in, and hoping news reporters will ask about their bowels. I hope all are okay prior to this day of thanksgiving, a European tradition that can cause severe bowel pain or blowing out an o ring as huge amounts of foods punish our bowels. It’s like throwing cinder blocks through a golf ball hole.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Shatmaster 3000 ()
Date: November 19, 2020 12:19PM

No, that's called getting fucked up the ass

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: stromboli ()
Date: November 19, 2020 12:49PM

Consumed a bag of red grapes over breakfast and lunch today. Bowels must handle this!

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: November 19, 2020 12:53PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I don’t know if she or Joe think of their colon
> areas as a entertainment system more. Strange
> times we live in, and hoping news reporters will
> ask about their bowels. I hope all are okay prior
> to this day of thanksgiving, a European tradition
> that can cause severe bowel pain or blowing out an
> o ring as huge amounts of foods punish our bowels.
> It’s like throwing cinder blocks through a golf
> ball hole.
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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: OK! Cars ()
Date: November 19, 2020 01:30PM

Tuff to re-sell or trade this one in!

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 19, 2020 01:59PM

That’s the point. Homosexuals and others like to make their bowels, into a downstairs Disney World. It tears me up to think, WWBD? Bowels are exit entrails only, and they are designed to push out, to evacuate, to eliminate. Yet some people men and women think this is a amusement ride. There’s nothing fun about hurting your lower colon or other surrounding areas. I have that distinctive rumble. Going to call midwives in.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion FTW! ()
Date: November 19, 2020 02:29PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> That’s the point. Homosexuals and others like to
> make their bowels, into a downstairs Disney World.
> It tears me up to think, WWBD? Bowels are exit
> entrails only, and they are designed to push out,
> to evacuate, to eliminate. Yet some people men and
> women think this is a amusement ride. There’s
> nothing fun about hurting your lower colon or
> other surrounding areas. I have that distinctive
> rumble. Going to call midwives in.

Brown is testy today.

Looks like Rusty is going to have a vigorous time tonight.

If only I was a gay scat freak like those two, I would join in!
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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 19, 2020 03:32PM

Good thing my neighbor, Brown Onion, is out of jail. His sister Matilda bailed him out right after she was released from the hospital. It isn't his first domestic violence charge. In some ways, she brought it on herself when she mentioned she voted for Biden. Brown Onion does like the toilets in lock up. The toilet paper leaves much to be desired but he gets to study the other's faces as they defecate since the toilets are open.


Why are we BiBs so misunderstood?

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion Entrance Only ()
Date: November 19, 2020 04:56PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
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> > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> gasket?
> >
> >
> > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> That
> > will fix it.
>
>
> Entrance only.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 20, 2020 06:48AM

It seems we have a lot of sick bastards in here. I’m currently getting IBS information packets ready. This will go on the church reading cart, with information about the Bristol Stool Guide, IBS, and other conditions that affect bowels. I hope fellow parishioners will find knowledge in these.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: November 20, 2020 10:10AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It seems we have a lot of sick bastards in here.
> I’m currently getting IBS information packets
> ready. This will go on the church reading cart,
> with information about the Bristol Stool Guide,
> IBS, and other conditions that affect bowels. I
> hope fellow parishioners will find knowledge in
> these.

Yes, small-minded people don't want to know the truth about potty.
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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Date: November 20, 2020 10:12AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It seems we have a lot of sick bastards in here.
> I’m currently getting IBS information packets
> ready. This will go on the church reading cart,
> with information about the Bristol Stool Guide,
> IBS, and other conditions that affect bowels. I
> hope fellow parishioners will find knowledge in
> these.




I bet your butthole really stinks.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 20, 2020 11:44AM

Fishy Igustus Twinkle Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > It seems we have a lot of sick bastards in
> here.
> > I’m currently getting IBS information packets
> > ready. This will go on the church reading cart,
> > with information about the Bristol Stool Guide,
> > IBS, and other conditions that affect bowels. I
> > hope fellow parishioners will find knowledge in
> > these.
>
>
>
>
> I bet your butthole really stinks.

It tastes like chicken!

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 20, 2020 04:56PM

Next Thursday is National ass destruction day. Oh my how the bowels will take beatings. The Friday after Thanksgiving is a big day for plumbers, groan thrones and kitchen sinks will be backing up all over town.
For tonight I hit up the wing bar at food lion. I got a dozen deep fried wings and a dozen boneless Asian wings with fried rice and spring rolls. We will see how that goes!

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: November 20, 2020 06:30PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Next Thursday is National ass destruction day. Oh
> my how the bowels will take beatings. The Friday
> after Thanksgiving is a big day for plumbers,
> groan thrones and kitchen sinks will be backing up
> all over town.
> For tonight I hit up the wing bar at food lion. I
> got a dozen deep fried wings and a dozen boneless
> Asian wings with fried rice and spring rolls. We
> will see how that goes!

Dinner is served!
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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: New Onion ()
Date: November 21, 2020 12:54AM

Thanks Mr. Brown Onion for the great BiB forum you put on tonight. I’ve always had a good understanding of the Bristol stool guide, but I never realized that touching, tasting and smearing my feces on your chest would give me such a better diagnosis of my intestinal and lower colon state.

You are truly a scholar on the topic and a pioneer on bowel health. The BiBs graciously applaud you.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 21, 2020 06:02AM

Up early today and already let loose a large one #4 on the bristol guide. I wish Roy Rogers would open earlier. Roy's is my Saturday morning go-to for a double order of biscuits and sausage gravy with those deep fried potato slices and scrambled eggs. My bowels are ready to roll!

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Date: November 21, 2020 10:08AM

Howdy brown guyz! I shore iz thankful that I gets Thanksgivin day an the Fryday after it off thiz week. I jus got me a turkey an some other fixins like stuffin green beanz an a punkin pie. All that food can be hard on tha bowelz but it aint like I be eatin that way everi day. Me an my roomate are jus gonna stay in an relax on Thanksgivin day. Thiz will be my roomates first thanksgivin meal outside of prizon in 3 yearz. He iz vury thankful for tha job I helped him get at Jiffy Lubez. He iz savin up ta get hiz own place in a few monthz. God bless all yall brown guyz espically mister brownonion!

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 21, 2020 11:13AM

New Onion Wrote:
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> Thanks Mr. Brown Onion for the great BiB forum you
> put on tonight. I’ve always had a good
> understanding of the Bristol stool guide, but I
> never realized that touching, tasting and smearing
> my feces on your chest would give me such a better
> diagnosis of my intestinal and lower colon state.
>
>
> You are truly a scholar on the topic and a pioneer
> on bowel health. The BiBs graciously applaud you.

Brown Onion will chime in later. He is busy this morning going door to door discussing COVID prevention and handing out Bristol Stool guides to all the neighbors who have children. 'Mother Nature' always provides the best most natural remedies. What is more natural than a bowel movement? Brown Onion has ascertained that if one inserts a tiny bit of your own feces into each nostril, that person will remain free from COVID. Scoffers may scoff, but I can personally attest to the fact that all of us who have done this remain COVID free.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 21, 2020 03:06PM

I am making tacos tonight. Got two old El-paso taco kits and two pounds of ground beef along with lettuce cheese and some Mexican rice. My bowels will be tested yet again.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: November 21, 2020 03:18PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I am making tacos tonight. Got two old El-paso
> taco kits and two pounds of ground beef along with
> lettuce cheese and some Mexican rice. My bowels
> will be tested yet again.


Tacos are always a wise choice.

Nothing like a glass of fresh lemonade to wash down tacos!
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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: image blocking onion ()
Date: November 21, 2020 03:22PM

Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
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> > I am making tacos tonight. Got two old El-paso
> > taco kits and two pounds of ground beef along
> with
> > lettuce cheese and some Mexican rice. My bowels
> > will be tested yet again.
>
>
> Tacos are always a wise choice.
>
> Nothing like a glass of fresh lemonade to wash
> down tacos!

Sorry but most everyone here blocks images so we cant see the nasty pictures you love so much.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: November 21, 2020 04:02PM

image blocking onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> > boiled onion Wrote:
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> > > I am making tacos tonight. Got two old
> El-paso
> > > taco kits and two pounds of ground beef along
> > with
> > > lettuce cheese and some Mexican rice. My
> bowels
> > > will be tested yet again.
> >
> >
> > Tacos are always a wise choice.
> >
> > Nothing like a glass of fresh lemonade to wash
> > down tacos!
>
> Sorry but most everyone here blocks images so we
> cant see the nasty pictures you love so much.

Why are you so mean to a fellow BiB? This is the only place we can have discussions about potty without being harshly judged by the small-minded!

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 21, 2020 04:52PM

image blocking onion Wrote:
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> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
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> > > I am making tacos tonight. Got two old
> El-paso
> > > taco kits and two pounds of ground beef along
> > with
> > > lettuce cheese and some Mexican rice. My
> bowels
> > > will be tested yet again.
> >
> >
> > Tacos are always a wise choice.
> >
> > Nothing like a glass of fresh lemonade to wash
> > down tacos!
>
> Sorry but most everyone here blocks images so we
> cant see the nasty pictures you love so much.

Actually, my neighbor, Brown Onion, does indeed like the images. He has to complain about them because he sends the neighborhood children here to get information about IBS their pediatricians won't tell them. Of course, none of the children have posted here themselves, but that could change. Brown is very happy that many of the parents in the neighborhood are Second Amendment enthusiasts. They pull out their shot guns to show him when he tries to talk to their kids.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: November 22, 2020 03:17AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am guy got last night off but now 5am guy has to work 12 hour shifts all week because of the holiday coming up. 5am guy gets taken advantage of on holidays because the boss knows that 5am guy has no family or friends. Working 12 hour shifts is hard on 5am guy and it causes bowel trouble. 5am guy would like to send only the best holiday wishes to all the BiB's!

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: November 22, 2020 07:01AM

Happy holidays 5 am guy. Thank you for doing your job and keeping those servers on line all night. You have a important job and thank you for doing it!

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 22, 2020 10:59AM

I have just loaded up my 4 quart crock pot with boneless chicken breasts, onions carrots and potatoes. While that is cooking for 6 hours I am going to roll through the drive-thru at Wendy's and get a couple Dave's doubles with cheese two large fries and a large chili. Washing that down with diet coke to balance things out.

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Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: November 22, 2020 11:18AM

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: November 22, 2020 02:12PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I have just loaded up my 4 quart crock pot with
> boneless chicken breasts, onions carrots and
> potatoes. While that is cooking for 6 hours I am
> going to roll through the drive-thru at Wendy's
> and get a couple Dave's doubles with cheese two
> large fries and a large chili. Washing that down
> with diet coke to balance things out.


Crockpot cooking can produce some healthy meals but eating a gallon of any food at one meal is not good at all. I am guessing you are overweight?
As far as your choice of a lunch you know Wendys sells some nice salads that are much better for you.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 23, 2020 08:31AM

Working from home again because of covid. Once Mcdonalds starts serving lunch I am going to get 5 big macs and a large diet coke. My bowels can deal with that, big macs are not as big as they used to be.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: November 23, 2020 12:14PM

Brown Onion is proud the way us BiBS honor our freedom of expression!
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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: November 23, 2020 04:13PM

Went to the grocery store today. People are loading up on fatty foods also known as weapons of ass destruction. At my house we are having turkey breast with fresh vegetables and fruits.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Brown Olive likes this ()
Date: November 28, 2020 09:38PM

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