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Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Vote counter Clyde the Anus ()
Date: November 18, 2020 09:40PM

Not too early to vote for thread of the year. Post a link to your top choice or describe it in 450 words or less. Unlike the presidential election, this contest isn’t rigged and won’t give you herpes.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Meade's heroic last stand ()
Date: November 18, 2020 10:04PM

Although not a thread in the true sense of the word. The Meade Last Stand on the Monument did a lot to hammer home the injustice and shere "just not right" of Confed Monument removal. I'm a watcher, and it provoked more interest than any of thread in recent memory. The Lizzie beans an unexpected Miz with his own drawing came in a close second. Both are example of outstanding amatuer journalism and I humbly recommend it be considered for the FFXU Post of the year award.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Voter for rod ()
Date: November 18, 2020 10:10PM

The picture of Meade in tears, in custody while being thronged by a mob was incredible. I could get behind this choice. If it wins, maybe someone could make Meade a trophy, like his head made out of dry macaroni noodles.

Not sure about the other one, I don’t keep up with Miz or Liz.

Meade's heroic last stand Wrote:
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> Although not a thread in the true sense of the
> word. The Meade Last Stand on the Monument did a
> lot to hammer home the injustice and shere "just
> not right" of Confed Monument removal. I'm a
> watcher, and it provoked more interest than any of
> thread in recent memory. The Lizzie beans an
> unexpected Miz with his own drawing came in a
> close second. Both are example of outstanding
> amatuer journalism and I humbly recommend it be
> considered for the FFXU Post of the year award.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Monument Ave thread ()
Date: November 19, 2020 12:54AM

That's what immediately came to my mind , and I see I'm not the only one.

That was the high water mark of enthusiasm on this forum in 2020. Everyone got into it.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: as to the miz bleeding thread ()
Date: November 19, 2020 01:00AM

that was certainly enjoyable, but peeshlizmizmeg is so 2015...

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Iizzie ()
Date: November 19, 2020 05:19AM

Meade's heroic last stand Wrote:
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The Lizzie beans an unexpected Miz with his own drawing came

This never happened. It wasn't a painting, wasn't a drawing and it wasn't a picture frame. And it wasn't unexpected, I was beating his ass.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Or has that won already ()
Date: November 19, 2020 06:10AM

My vote for the year and every year is
KATIES TITS

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: lizzie did you get into fights ()
Date: November 19, 2020 02:47PM

Iizzie Wrote:
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> Meade's heroic last stand Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> The Lizzie beans an unexpected Miz with his own
> drawing came
>
> This never happened. It wasn't a painting, wasn't
> a drawing and it wasn't a picture frame. And it
> wasn't unexpected, I was beating his ass.


in the slammer.? The Meade revolt should be the Outstanding Post of the Year, he gets the trophy. What is the trophy BTW? Cash?

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Meade was touched by Negros!3 ()
Date: November 19, 2020 03:20PM

Monument Ave thread Wrote:
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> That's what immediately came to my mind , and I
> see I'm not the only one.
>
> That was the high water mark of enthusiasm on this
> forum in 2020. Everyone got into it.
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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: and the winner is ()
Date: November 19, 2020 03:56PM

voting for the Meade thing, actually stuck between Meade Chinese thing or Meade for the Defense of the Statue, this is certainly bigger than the "eesh standing tall against resident perverts on Newscenter 5" but eesh did that years ago. I think the Meade flag thing even went international. England covered it. Good coverage.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Hedda ()
Date: November 19, 2020 04:13PM

would make a hell of a movie.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: TCT is eternal ()
Date: November 19, 2020 04:15PM

and the winner is Wrote:
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> voting for the Meade thing, actually stuck between
> Meade Chinese thing or Meade for the Defense of
> the Statue, this is certainly bigger than the
> "eesh standing tall against resident perverts on
> Newscenter 5" but eesh did that years ago. I
> think the Meade flag thing even went
> international. England covered it. Good
> coverage.
'TCT' is eternal. No question there.

However, 'The Chinese Thing' goes back several years. So 2020 has to go to the Monument meltdown.

Here is a couple of treats celebrating several special days in 2019...
Attachments:
meadechinese2.gif
meadechinesechristma.gif
meadechi.gif

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: I assume ()
Date: November 19, 2020 04:19PM

first could be St Patrick's Day? Meade portraying an Irishman who's portraying a chinese is pure genious. Like Peter Sellars.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: New Chinatown ()
Date: November 19, 2020 04:34PM

TCT is eternal Wrote:
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> and the winner is Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > voting for the Meade thing, actually stuck
> between
> > Meade Chinese thing or Meade for the Defense of
> > the Statue, this is certainly bigger than the
> > "eesh standing tall against resident perverts
> on
> > Newscenter 5" but eesh did that years ago. I
> > think the Meade flag thing even went
> > international. England covered it. Good
> > coverage.
> 'TCT' is eternal. No question there.
>
> However, 'The Chinese Thing' goes back several
> years. So 2020 has to go to the Monument
> meltdown.
>
> Here is a couple of treats celebrating several
> special days in 2019...


The Chinese thing started February 2019, on a Valentine's day Livestream. Not very old.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: I did not know dat ()
Date: November 19, 2020 04:40PM

New Chinatown Wrote:
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> TCT is eternal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > and the winner is Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > voting for the Meade thing, actually stuck
> > between
> > > Meade Chinese thing or Meade for the Defense
> of
> > > the Statue, this is certainly bigger than
> the
> > > "eesh standing tall against resident perverts
> > on
> > > Newscenter 5" but eesh did that years ago. I
> > > think the Meade flag thing even went
> > > international. England covered it. Good
> > > coverage.
> > 'TCT' is eternal. No question there.
> >
> > However, 'The Chinese Thing' goes back several
> > years. So 2020 has to go to the Monument
> > meltdown.
> >
> > Here is a couple of treats celebrating several
> > special days in 2019...
>
>
> The Chinese thing started February 2019, on a
> Valentine's day Livestream. Not very old.


I pride myself on the amount of Meade trivia I possess, (real trivia, not made up stuff_) but I didn't know that. touche! well played!

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: meade's award ()
Date: November 19, 2020 04:43PM

meade's award should be a sculpture of Mt Rushmore, with meade's grinning visage added (or better yet, as a replacement for Lincoln, whom meade detests)

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: SOS Award ()
Date: November 19, 2020 04:45PM

shit on a shingle

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Nigger Whipping #1 Mead ()
Date: November 19, 2020 04:55PM


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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Maybe i am mistaken ()
Date: November 19, 2020 05:02PM

I did not know dat Wrote:
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> New Chinatown Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TCT is eternal Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > and the winner is Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > voting for the Meade thing, actually stuck
> > > between
> > > > Meade Chinese thing or Meade for the
> Defense
> > of
> > > > the Statue, this is certainly bigger than
> > the
> > > > "eesh standing tall against resident
> perverts
> > > on
> > > > Newscenter 5" but eesh did that years ago.
> I
> > > > think the Meade flag thing even went
> > > > international. England covered it. Good
> > > > coverage.
> > > 'TCT' is eternal. No question there.
> > >
> > > However, 'The Chinese Thing' goes back
> several
> > > years. So 2020 has to go to the Monument
> > > meltdown.
> > >
> > > Here is a couple of treats celebrating
> several
> > > special days in 2019...
> >
> >
> > The Chinese thing started February 2019, on a
> > Valentine's day Livestream. Not very old.
>
>
> I pride myself on the amount of Meade trivia I
> possess, (real trivia, not made up stuff_) but I
> didn't know that. touche! well played!

I have made many of the GIFs of Meade over the past few years. I recollect that Meade had been doing the TCT on his livestreams since 2018. However, the Valentine's day 2019 was the first one he kept up long enough to capture a GIF of.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: that's a Nobel ambition ()
Date: November 19, 2020 05:09PM

Maybe i am mistaken Wrote:
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> I did not know dat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > New Chinatown Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > TCT is eternal Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > and the winner is Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > voting for the Meade thing, actually
> stuck
> > > > between
> > > > > Meade Chinese thing or Meade for the
> > Defense
> > > of
> > > > > the Statue, this is certainly bigger
> than
> > > the
> > > > > "eesh standing tall against resident
> > perverts
> > > > on
> > > > > Newscenter 5" but eesh did that years ago.
>
> > I
> > > > > think the Meade flag thing even went
> > > > > international. England covered it. Good
> > > > > coverage.
> > > > 'TCT' is eternal. No question there.
> > > >
> > > > However, 'The Chinese Thing' goes back
> > several
> > > > years. So 2020 has to go to the Monument
> > > > meltdown.
> > > >
> > > > Here is a couple of treats celebrating
> > several
> > > > special days in 2019...
> > >
> > >
> > > The Chinese thing started February 2019, on a
> > > Valentine's day Livestream. Not very old.
> >
> >
> > I pride myself on the amount of Meade trivia I
> > possess, (real trivia, not made up stuff_) but
> I
> > didn't know that. touche! well played!
>
> I have made many of the GIFs of Meade over the
> past few years. I recollect that Meade had been
> doing the TCT on his livestreams since 2018.
> However, the Valentine's day 2019 was the first
> one he kept up long enough to capture a GIF of.


well earned*****

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: GOATFUCKERER2. ()
Date: November 19, 2020 05:13PM

Goatfuckerer2 and his shit gifs, guy never gets the credit he deserves.
Plus he trolled the fuck out of G2 and GGP.
He deserves some FFU award of 2020!

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Goatfuckerer2. ()
Date: November 19, 2020 06:22PM

GOATFUCKERER2. Wrote:
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> Goatfuckerer2 and his shit gifs, guy never gets
> the credit he deserves.
> Plus he trolled the fuck out of G2 and GGP.
> He deserves some FFU award of 2020!

I never posted shit pics but I did troll G2 into reconning the Inova parking garage for 7 hours and post his gay kiddy porn on here from his Sprint Obama phone.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: iPhone ()
Date: November 19, 2020 06:23PM

That was an iPhone

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Emee ()
Date: November 19, 2020 06:27PM

Goatfuckerer2. Wrote:
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> GOATFUCKERER2. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Goatfuckerer2 and his shit gifs, guy never gets
> > the credit he deserves.
> > Plus he trolled the fuck out of G2 and GGP.
> > He deserves some FFU award of 2020!
>
> I never posted shit pics but I did troll G2 into
> reconning the Inova parking garage for 7 hours and
> post his gay kiddy porn on here from his Sprint
> Obama phone.
If that was in the last year and don’t get some award for this, this place isn’t any better than Facebook or twitter, and that Jew mudda fucka goan pay!

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 19, 2020 06:28PM

Where are the BiBs? Brown Onion should have lots of nominations by now. So much mean spirited fecalphobia on this site.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Wkww ()
Date: November 19, 2020 06:34PM

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Where are the BiBs? Brown Onion should have lots
> of nominations by now. So much mean spirited
> fecalphobia on this site.


He’s over done it, I’m my opinion, he tries too hard and starts too many stupid threads now

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Meade Dominates the Board ()
Date: November 19, 2020 09:20PM

All Meade's threads turn out good. Was so proud to see him charge headlong into those statue vandals. For Country and Commonwealth!

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Southern Belle ()
Date: November 19, 2020 09:51PM

Meade Dominates the Board Wrote:
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> All Meade's threads turn out good. Was so proud
> to see him charge headlong into those statue
> vandals. For Country and Commonwealth!

watching it I got all kind of funny feelings and the hair on the back of my neck picked up. Majestic masculinity. A soldier with a guidon.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Iizzie ()
Date: November 20, 2020 04:25PM

lizzie did you get into fights Wrote:
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> in the slammer.?

Yes. I got into quite a few altercations.

A few with deputies. One fight in jail.

One in the mental hospital. Two in prison.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/20/2020 04:30PM by Iizzie.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Deputy Sherif ()
Date: November 20, 2020 04:35PM

Iizzie Wrote:
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> lizzie did you get into fights Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > in the slammer.?
>
> Yes. I got into quite a few altercations.
>
> A few with deputies. One fight in jail.
>
> One in the mental hospital. Two in prison.

Now did they put you in the hole, what is the hole specifically?

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Iizzie ()
Date: November 20, 2020 04:43PM

Well, idk what you'd call the hole. I chose to go to the lockdown pod. It was for mental health and discipline and protective custody inmates. I hate people and I hated the maximum security floor. You were locked out of your cell for 9 hours and had to share a toliet with 3 other women.

I was able to come out of my cell and go to gym and programs and stuff with everyone on the lockdown pod and I could sleep all day if I wanted.

If I was extremely disruptive I'd go back up to booking. Then I kept going their on purpose because it was fun as shit in there. Seeing all the drunk girls coming in and shit.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/20/2020 04:44PM by Iizzie.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: did you have a cellmate ()
Date: November 20, 2020 04:46PM

Or was it dormitory. Do you consider guys like Moreno or eesh as people who "did time" as they only were in for a few hours. Doing time is like a year or more.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Iizzie ()
Date: November 20, 2020 04:49PM

No roomate in jail. On the maximum floor it was hard to explain.

A big room. With a tv, shower, toliet and bench and table but also with 4 cells.

You were out of your cell all day in there and I couldn't do that.

As far as doing time I've never done real time dude. 3 fuckin years isn't shit when you're in a place with people who've been locked up since before you were born and have 23 years more to go after you're released.

Bitch please. Those women in there would have literally killed to have my sentence lol! Put shit into perspective REAL QUICK!

I was very blessed and got very lucky with all that.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Iizzie ()
Date: November 20, 2020 04:50PM

Did have a roommate in prison though. And thankfully I didn't have too many issues with them.

My one issue was this one chick liked to sleep with the fan on. Even in the winter and I'd freeze but that was about it.

Oh! And the one chick that would fucking masturbate while she thought I was asleep...

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Nigger Knocker ()
Date: November 20, 2020 06:34PM


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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: well, that' spar for the course ()
Date: November 20, 2020 07:47PM

Iizzie Wrote:
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> lizzie did you get into fights Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > in the slammer.?
>
> Yes. I got into quite a few altercations.
>
> A few with deputies. One fight in jail.
>
> One in the mental hospital. Two in prison.



Tell us about myeesha. (unless you really don't want to)

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: u learn a lot in jail ()
Date: November 20, 2020 07:55PM

Like how to make a shank

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: like how to make a dildo ()
Date: November 20, 2020 07:58PM

that's probably what the fight was about

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Butthole Surfer ()
Date: November 20, 2020 08:08PM

Lizzie ate a lot of ass in prison. She got turned out by Kathy the big bull dyke.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: thinking of voting ()
Date: November 21, 2020 04:11PM

I just might nominate Meade for the CNN Heroes Award, Seriously the guy risked some severe bodily harm when he pulled that "Man alone" grassroots protest. That took guts no matter what side of the fence you sit. Like GunnerySgt Hartman said in "Full Metal Jacket",,,, "sometimes guts is enough"

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Iizzie ()
Date: November 21, 2020 06:04PM

Butthole Surfer Wrote:
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> Lizzie ate a lot of ass in prison. She got turned
> out by Kathy the big bull dyke.

I've actually never eaten ass nor been with any big bull dykes. I am the bull dyke. But I'm apparently "Soft butch" aka "A little boy" that's what they call them, LMFAO!

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 22, 2020 12:11PM

Wkww Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Where are the BiBs? Brown Onion should have
> lots
> > of nominations by now. So much mean spirited
> > fecalphobia on this site.
>
>
> He’s over done it, I’m my opinion, he tries
> too hard and starts too many stupid threads now

Perhaps there should be a second award for most useful. Brown Onion imparts his knowledge and wisdom about bowel issues FREE OF CHARGE! He is doing us all a service. Do you want children to learn about intestinal health on the streets or do you want them to read about it in this forum?

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: stool student ()
Date: November 22, 2020 12:38PM

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Wkww Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Where are the BiBs? Brown Onion should have
> > lots
> > > of nominations by now. So much mean spirited
> > > fecalphobia on this site.
> >
> >
> > He’s over done it, I’m my opinion, he tries
> > too hard and starts too many stupid threads now
>
> Perhaps there should be a second award for most
> useful. Brown Onion imparts his knowledge and
> wisdom about bowel issues FREE OF CHARGE! He is
> doing us all a service. Do you want children to
> learn about intestinal health on the streets or do
> you want them to read about it in this forum?

Brown Onion is an idiot and doesn't know shit about shit. It's pretty sad he is ignorant about his own subject matter.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 22, 2020 03:14PM

stool student Wrote:
\
> Brown Onion is an idiot and doesn't know shit
> about shit. It's pretty sad he is ignorant about
> his own subject matter.

How dare you say such trash. This site is a haven for violent felons, rapists, child pornographers and even homosexuals. My good neighbor, Brown Onion, is one of the few people here who is trying to make a positive difference. You need to get your priorities straight and quit playing the attack dog. I can only conclude that your bowel problems are causing you much suffering. Instead of insulting Brown Onion, you should be asking for his help and guidance.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Where’s Clyde?? ()
Date: November 22, 2020 03:40PM

Has anyone heard from Clyde the Anus? How does this contest work? Is Clyde really an Anus? If so, Brown Onion has this shitty contest locked.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: already decided ()
Date: November 22, 2020 04:02PM

Meade, flag waving around the monument, has already won. This is going to go down on his Lists of Accomplishment for the year 2020. Not all things that happened in 2020 were bad.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: I think we have a consensus ()
Date: November 22, 2020 05:16PM

And the winner is....Meade!

For all that he doesn't get the attention he wants, and despite the overall contempt people on FFU feel for meade, he won our hearts this summer!

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: I agree... ()
Date: November 22, 2020 05:22PM

I think we have a consensus Wrote:
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> And the winner is....Meade!
>
> For all that he doesn't get the attention he
> wants, and despite the overall contempt people on
> FFU feel for meade, he won our hearts this summer!


Laughing at Meade seems to have invigorated the forum.
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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: How did Meade get there? ()
Date: November 22, 2020 05:31PM

Did he leave his car behind after they bungled him into the escape car?

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: meade was interviewed about this ()
Date: November 22, 2020 05:36PM

evidently a family member (presumably his sister) drove him there.

The police drove him back home later. (Meade had never been in a police car before)



But again, this was a watershed moment in FFU history, like lizzie getting arrested for braining miz, or the WaPo story.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Love, not contempt ()
Date: November 22, 2020 05:36PM

I think we have a consensus Wrote:
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> And the winner is....Meade!
>
> For all that he doesn't get the attention he
> wants, and despite the overall contempt people on
> FFU feel for meade, he won our hearts this summer!

Everyone loves Meade, even if some of us wear earplugs or mute our speakers at times. Meade is the beloved mascot of Fairfax Underground. The only one who has contempt for Meade is Miz, who is extremely jealous and envious of Meade.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: A little bird told me ()
Date: November 22, 2020 05:39PM

How did Meade get there? Wrote:
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> Did he leave his car behind after they bungled him
> into the escape car?


His sister dropped him off and the police took him home.



That was hardly a scary crowd unless negroes just scare you intrinsically like they do racists like Meade.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: well, let me clarify ()
Date: November 22, 2020 05:41PM

Overall, meade is a lovable mascot. He certainly has been a fixture of this forum over the last decade and a half. If he generated as much interest among the general population as he does on FFU, he would enjoy at least as much success (on the internet of no place else) as Randy Rainbow or Salty Cracker.



Some of his racial views and lifestyle choices inspire contempt.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Meade’s the best ()
Date: November 22, 2020 06:01PM

Sweet Tea Motherfuckers

https://youtu.be/l6C4BiaFHZU
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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: highly respected he is ()
Date: November 22, 2020 06:24PM

He gained a lot of respected with his foolhardy monument protest. Many folks saw this incident on the News and began wondering who this plucky pudgy protestor with the brass balls was and what is his message. More like a "I'm pissed as hell and am not going to take it anymore" statement.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: I am Offended ()
Date: November 22, 2020 07:04PM

Vote counter Clyde the Anus Wrote:
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> Not too early to vote for thread of the year. Post
> a link to your top choice or describe it in 450
> words or less. Unlike the presidential election,
> this contest isn’t rigged and won’t give you
> herpes.


So what you are basically saying in this thread is that people who post in late November and December just don't matter and should not be considered for Thread of the Year. I am literally shaking right now. I may just skip my special Thanksgiving House Smells Yummy threads this year. Does that make you happy?

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Vote Counter Clyde the Anus ()
Date: November 22, 2020 07:16PM

That was the plan all along! There is no contest - all these threads are forgettable and should be frankly. Why would anyone give an award for a bunch of turds?

I am Offended Wrote:
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> Vote counter Clyde the Anus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Not too early to vote for thread of the year.
> Post
> > a link to your top choice or describe it in 450
> > words or less. Unlike the presidential
> election,
> > this contest isn’t rigged and won’t give
> you
> > herpes.
>
>
> So what you are basically saying in this thread is
> that people who post in late November and December
> just don't matter and should not be considered for
> Thread of the Year. I am literally shaking right
> now. I may just skip my special Thanksgiving
> House Smells Yummy threads this year. Does that
> make you happy?

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: oh thank Christ ()
Date: November 22, 2020 07:28PM

I am Offended Wrote:
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> >>I may just skip my special Thanksgiving
> House Smells Yummy threads this year. Does that
> make you happy?


Meade's performance was exciting and original. If you want to wax rhapsodic about your thanksgiving, go over to DCUM.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 22, 2020 07:32PM

oh thank Christ Wrote:
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> I am Offended Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > >>I may just skip my special Thanksgiving
> > House Smells Yummy threads this year. Does
> that
> > make you happy?
>
>
> Meade's performance was exciting and original. If
> you want to wax rhapsodic about your thanksgiving,
> go over to DCUM.


You keep forgetting that Brown Onion has given more to this forum than anyone else ever. Meade doesn't even post here. Brown Onion is the clear winner.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Meade is beloved ()
Date: November 22, 2020 07:42PM

well, let me clarify Wrote:
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> Overall, meade is a lovable mascot. He certainly
> has been a fixture of this forum over the last
> decade and a half. If he generated as much
> interest among the general population as he does
> on FFU, he would enjoy at least as much success
> (on the internet of no place else) as Randy
> Rainbow or Salty Cracker.
>
>
>
> Some of his racial views and lifestyle choices
> inspire contempt.

Contempt is too strong of a word.

Meade's lifestyle choices? Agreed, Meade has a lifelong history of poor diet and exercise choices. But the entire planet is filled with fatasses, many of whom are bigger than Meade. Meade is not an alcoholic nor an illegal drug addict (enemas notwithstanding) so his personal lifestyle choices are not so bad in the grand scheme of things.

Meade lives off the largess of his family and a small government subsidy. Many of the major players here, notably Miz, lizzie, and Megan, also suck at the public teat and collect government benefits. Unlike Miz, Meade has held jobs including serving as the famous albeit underpaid Chick-Fil-A Spokescow. But most importantly Meade stays out of trouble and does not harass other posters online, offline, or through the legal system. Meade has notably avoided any and all contact with the law until his famous last stand at the monument. The man has never even had so much as a traffic ticket.

Meade has some ignorant views on race and religion, but nobody takes him seriously enough to take offense. Eventually he will come around -- perhaps the continuous reminders from his fans will help him see the light.

Meade Skelton is an hero and his flag-waving one-man cavalry charge to save the monument is an all-time high point for Fairfax Underground.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: one-man cavalry charge ()
Date: November 22, 2020 07:45PM

meade is the reincarnation of Thomas Jackson.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: reality is how to take ()
Date: November 22, 2020 07:47PM

This thread is racking up a good number of views, name recognition? Try making a thread with essh or miz/lizzie as a headliner and see how many views you get. Wo n't be 210 that's for sure. Meade sells. He could make a small fortune endorsing products with his reputation and charismatic appeal.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Are you kidding? ()
Date: November 22, 2020 07:52PM

reality is how to take Wrote:
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> This thread is racking up a good number of views,
> name recognition? Try making a thread with essh
> or miz/lizzie as a headliner and see how many
> views you get. Wo n't be 210 that's for sure.
> Meade sells. He could make a small fortune
> endorsing products with his reputation and
> charismatic appeal.


Meade's biggest influence is in a 'don't let this happen to you' kind of way. He is a warning of what it is like to live on ego and sloth.

A Meade endorsement would be death for a product.

Maybe Pepsi could pay Meade to drink Coca-cola.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: peeshlizmizmeg is over ()
Date: November 22, 2020 07:54PM

And let them rest in peace. They provided many years of fine entertainment and have earned their comfortable retirement.

meade was definitely the star this year.

We look forward to his next performance. Maybe one of his neighbors will put up a rainbow flag and meade will tear it down, causing a riot.

It's too bad all the college courses are online now, as a public college campus would have been the perfect venue for a meade meltdown.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: reincarnations ()
Date: November 22, 2020 07:54PM

one-man cavalry charge Wrote:
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> meade is the reincarnation of Thomas Jackson.

Actually, Meade is more likely the reincarnation of one of Thomas Jackson's beloved Negroes. Meade may be the reincarnation of George Jackson, who was taught to read by Thomas Jackson and until his death after the war remained proud of having served with him.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Ouija Board ()
Date: November 22, 2020 08:29PM

reincarnations Wrote:
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> one-man cavalry charge Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > meade is the reincarnation of Thomas Jackson.
>
> Actually, Meade is more likely the reincarnation
> of one of Thomas Jackson's beloved Negroes. Meade
> may be the reincarnation of George Jackson, who
> was taught to read by Thomas Jackson and until his
> death after the war remained proud of having
> served with him.

Perhaps Meade can hold a seance and conjure up either Stonewall or his Negroes.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: reincarnation of General Meade ()
Date: November 22, 2020 08:39PM

LOL! meade is a yankee!

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 22, 2020 09:40PM

Congrats Brown Onion for winning the FFXU thread of the year 2020. Wow thats three years in a row now! Go BiBs!

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Meade broke a barrier ()
Date: November 22, 2020 09:51PM

Brown Onion is like a broken record. He literally posts the same stupid shit over and over.

Meade made some big bold moves this year, and even more impressive he surpassed 300 lbs in mass. Meade broke the 3-bill barrier.
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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 23, 2020 09:43AM

Everybody poops. Brown Onion is brave enough to discuss it. Would anyone else start a dialog on how astronauts poop in space? That is why THIS is the thread of the year.


http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/3364074/3364074.html#msg-3364074

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Honeypot fartS ()
Date: November 23, 2020 10:41AM

Love the jean shorts! I like that Meade is comfortable with who he is - some many people are not. Say what you will about him but the guy isn’t as bad as you knuckleheads make him out to be. The forum’s fascination with him is baffling.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Galactic love ()
Date: November 23, 2020 10:42AM

Brown Onion is a miz wannabe.


Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Everybody poops. Brown Onion is brave enough to
> discuss it. Would anyone else start a dialog on
> how astronauts poop in space? That is why THIS is
> the thread of the year.
>
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/33
> 64074/3364074.html#msg-3364074

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: FFU loves you Meade ()
Date: November 23, 2020 12:17PM

I think Meade is peep’s Dad. I know he fucked Lynn back in the day.

https://youtu.be/Pz-1WgzSdR4

https://youtu.be/FyhJqbTtkAQ

https://youtu.be/4UfyALbOtzY
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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: What are you saying? ()
Date: November 23, 2020 12:47PM

FFU loves you Meade Wrote:
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> I think Meade is peep’s Dad. I know he fucked
> Lynn back in the day.
>
> https://youtu.be/Pz-1WgzSdR4
>
> https://youtu.be/FyhJqbTtkAQ
>
> https://youtu.be/4UfyALbOtzY


Actually, TJ does strike me as being a tad bit Meadetarded.
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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: background ()
Date: November 23, 2020 01:31PM

Meade met Lynn years ago at a horse show. They hit it off and Lynn became pregnant with TJ. They were making plans to get married when Meade took a nasty spill off a horse and hit his head, resulting in brain damage which left Meade in the condition he remains in to this day. Lynn married the naked guy who was later tragically tazed to death in NC. Neither Lynn or Meade ever told TJ the identity of his real father.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: mother goose on 2 ()
Date: November 23, 2020 01:40PM

Love, not contempt Wrote:
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> I think we have a consensus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And the winner is....Meade!
> >
> > For all that he doesn't get the attention he
> > wants, and despite the overall contempt people
> on
> > FFU feel for meade, he won our hearts this
> summer!
>
> Everyone loves Meade, even if some of us wear
> earplugs or mute our speakers at times. Meade is
> the beloved mascot of Fairfax Underground. The
> only one who has contempt for Meade is Miz, who is
> extremely jealous and envious of Meade.


He like a little kid, helpless, look how helpless he was when confronted by that skinny Black dude. Innocent. Makes you want to cuddle him and tell him everything is going to be fine.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: never happen ()
Date: November 23, 2020 01:42PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Congrats Brown Onion for winning the FFXU thread
> of the year 2020. Wow thats three years in a row
> now! Go BiBs!

Brown Onion couldn't make a pimple on Meade's ample ass. Meade has worked hard for this honor.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Thomas Skelton Haufe ()
Date: November 23, 2020 01:43PM

background Wrote:
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> Meade met Lynn years ago at a horse show. They
> hit it off and Lynn became pregnant with TJ. They
> were making plans to get married when Meade took a
> nasty spill off a horse and hit his head,
> resulting in brain damage which left Meade in the
> condition he remains in to this day. Lynn married
> the naked guy who was later tragically tazed to
> death in NC. Neither Lynn or Meade ever told TJ
> the identity of his real father.

https://youtu.be/cntvEDbagAw
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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 23, 2020 01:48PM

never happen Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Congrats Brown Onion for winning the FFXU
> thread
> > of the year 2020. Wow thats three years in a
> row
> > now! Go BiBs!
>
> Brown Onion couldn't make a pimple on Meade's
> ample ass. Meade has worked hard for this honor.

How dare you compare that retard with the great Brown Onion. Has Meade ever risen from the dead? Brown Onion has done that several times, including once this year.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Meade wins by a mile ()
Date: November 23, 2020 01:55PM

Meade is the clear winner.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Only way to settle this ()
Date: November 23, 2020 02:57PM

Meade and Brown Onion is a mud wrestling competition. Both wearing jock straps. Winner takes all.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Pig in shit ()
Date: November 23, 2020 03:17PM

Meade would win. Upon seeing the mud, Brown Onion would mistake it for shit and fling himself down and start licking and swallowing.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Onion has power ()
Date: November 23, 2020 03:40PM

They should wrestle in horse shit, that would make everyone happy.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: BO will win ()
Date: November 23, 2020 04:32PM

They need to settle this with a feces eating contest.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Meade wins again ()
Date: November 23, 2020 04:33PM

Doesn't matter who wins the shit wrestling or eating, Meade wins the thread of the year.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: one thing would be better ()
Date: November 23, 2020 08:39PM

if meade had worn the CFA cow costume when he went to demonstrate. Nobody would be able to bring themselves to yell at the beloved cow.

Granted, meade would have been fired, but he would've made the national news for sure. By this point, he would probably be employed by OAN or NewsMax.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: HaHaHaHa Thread of the year 2020 ()
Date: November 23, 2020 10:13PM

Meade is unbeatable. Hands down winner fried chicken and sweet tea for dinner.

https://youtu.be/xCgZxrf8nrU
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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 23, 2020 10:56PM

This forum has become a toilet due to the sort of things I see posted here. Those of us with dignity know Brown Onion is the clear winner. Brown Onion had the elegant first lady and the precocious Barron over to help him have a bowel movement. How can you compare the antics of a fat retard to that?

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/3510604/3510604.html#msg-3510604


President Trump is busy getting ready for his second term. Yet despite his hectic schedule, he had Melania and Baron stop by. Both promised to pray for my bowels, and they brought me a very nicely written letter from the president wishing me well on the groan throne. I do expect a basketball or large pumpkin tonight, but veteran midwives will help in this horror shop of belly bursting pain. What’s left of my colon, I’m really sorry.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Whenever that was ()
Date: November 23, 2020 11:26PM

Gerrymanderer's last post.


/EOT

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Meade wins ()
Date: November 23, 2020 11:36PM

Meade is the perennial winner and remains so for 2020.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: KingNOVA ()
Date: November 24, 2020 05:19PM

FFU loves you Meade Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I think Meade is peep’s Dad. I know he fucked
> Lynn back in the day.
>
> https://youtu.be/Pz-1WgzSdR4
>
> https://youtu.be/FyhJqbTtkAQ
>
> https://youtu.be/4UfyALbOtzY

you might be right, tj and meade have the same nose

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Meade is like ()
Date: November 24, 2020 05:27PM

Meade is beloved Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> well, let me clarify Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Overall, meade is a lovable mascot. He
> certainly
> > has been a fixture of this forum over the last
> > decade and a half. If he generated as much
> > interest among the general population as he
> does
> > on FFU, he would enjoy at least as much success
> > (on the internet of no place else) as Randy
> > Rainbow or Salty Cracker.
> >
> >
> >
> > Some of his racial views and lifestyle choices
> > inspire contempt.
>
> Contempt is too strong of a word.
>
> Meade's lifestyle choices? Agreed, Meade has a
> lifelong history of poor diet and exercise
> choices. But the entire planet is filled with
> fatasses, many of whom are bigger than Meade.
> Meade is not an alcoholic nor an illegal drug
> addict (enemas notwithstanding) so his personal
> lifestyle choices are not so bad in the grand
> scheme of things.
>
> Meade lives off the largess of his family and a
> small government subsidy. Many of the major
> players here, notably Miz, lizzie, and Megan, also
> suck at the public teat and collect government
> benefits. Unlike Miz, Meade has held jobs
> including serving as the famous albeit underpaid
> Chick-Fil-A Spokescow. But most importantly Meade
> stays out of trouble and does not harass other
> posters online, offline, or through the legal
> system. Meade has notably avoided any and all
> contact with the law until his famous last stand
> at the monument. The man has never even had so
> much as a traffic ticket.
>
> Meade has some ignorant views on race and
> religion, but nobody takes him seriously enough to
> take offense. Eventually he will come around --
> perhaps the continuous reminders from his fans
> will help him see the light.
>
> Meade Skelton is an hero and his flag-waving
> one-man cavalry charge to save the monument is an
> all-time high point for Fairfax Underground.


you know how you provide the little kids and rugrats their own little table and chairs at Thanksgiving meal and they talk about everything. This is how many view Meade here.

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: bridged the generation gap ()
Date: November 25, 2020 09:25PM

Meade broke a barrier Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion is like a broken record. He literally
> posts the same stupid shit over and over.
>
> Meade made some big bold moves this year, and even
> more impressive he surpassed 300 lbs in mass.
> Meade broke the 3-bill barrier.


He also bridged the generation gap, before the Monument thing Meade was more or less something for tinnie boppers, that incident secured his standing with the older folks. The old Southerners

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: also bridged the racial divide ()
Date: November 26, 2020 12:18AM

although he was standing up for the white man, meade earned the sympathy of many negroes

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Re: Votes for thread of the year 2020
Posted by: Heavy Shit Man ()
Date: November 26, 2020 12:31AM

Meade rocks! Meade! Loose some weight fat ass, you’re going to die from fat boy disease.

https://youtu.be/8OOyooE_xqg
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