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Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: might make it for the kids ()
Date: November 16, 2020 02:46PM

Looks interesting, I'm attending a party Saturday and thought it might be better than store bought pastries.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 16, 2020 03:14PM

might make it for the kids Wrote:
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> Looks interesting, I'm attending a party Saturday
> and thought it might be better than store bought
> pastries.

It depends on what they are looking for in a meal. Us BiBs judge a meal on the fragrance and consistency of when it is excreted. Rum Tit Titty is great for the splatters. All us BiBs love it for that. The same effect can be achieved driving through Taco Bell, of course. But we like to cook from scratch. Brown Onion's kitchen secret is to never wash your hands after using the bathroom while cooking. He says "Poop from today makes the best poop for tomorrow." He is so wise.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: it makes your poop ()
Date: November 16, 2020 03:26PM

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> might make it for the kids Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Looks interesting, I'm attending a party
> Saturday
> > and thought it might be better than store
> bought
> > pastries.
>
> It depends on what they are looking for in a meal.
> Us BiBs judge a meal on the fragrance and
> consistency of when it is excreted. Rum Tit Titty
> is great for the splatters. All us BiBs love it
> for that. The same effect can be achieved driving
> through Taco Bell, of course. But we like to cook
> from scratch. Brown Onion's kitchen secret is to
> never wash your hands after using the bathroom
> while cooking. He says "Poop from today makes the
> best poop for tomorrow." He is so wise.


smell like dog poop. You know what I mean. Washing your hands after using the facilities has always been an individual choice policy, no law on the books.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Grossest Ever ()
Date: November 16, 2020 03:46PM

That's the grossest thing I've ever heard of in my life.

Worse than Meade showing us his charred bacon toast cheese block sandwich.

I have now idea how Meade has lived this long eating all that crap.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: The greeks have a word for it ()
Date: November 16, 2020 04:15PM

Grossest Ever Wrote:
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> That's the grossest thing I've ever heard of in my
> life.
>
> Worse than Meade showing us his charred bacon
> toast cheese block sandwich.
>
> I have now idea how Meade has lived this long
> eating all that crap.


Everything tastes better when served on saltine crackers!
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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Civil War recipe ()
Date: November 16, 2020 04:18PM

Grossest Ever Wrote:
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> That's the grossest thing I've ever heard of in my
> life.
>
> Worse than Meade showing us his charred bacon
> toast cheese block sandwich.
>
> I have now idea how Meade has lived this long
> eating all that crap.


That recipe goes back to the Civil War, don;t know if he uses molasses like they did years ago. Healthy and tasty and pretty cheap to make, like
rock candy.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Ritz crackers ()
Date: November 16, 2020 04:21PM

The greeks have a word for it Wrote:
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> Grossest Ever Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's the grossest thing I've ever heard of in
> my
> > life.
> >
> > Worse than Meade showing us his charred bacon
> > toast cheese block sandwich.
> >
> > I have now idea how Meade has lived this long
> > eating all that crap.
> Now that's a gooooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddddd cracker!
>
> Everything tastes better when served on saltine
> crackers!

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Saturated fat, cholesterol yummy ()
Date: November 16, 2020 04:26PM

Civil War recipe Wrote:
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> Grossest Ever Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's the grossest thing I've ever heard of in
> my
> > life.
> >
> > Worse than Meade showing us his charred bacon
> > toast cheese block sandwich.
> >
> > I have now idea how Meade has lived this long
> > eating all that crap.
>
>
> That recipe goes back to the Civil War, don;t know
> if he uses molasses like they did years ago.
> Healthy and tasty and pretty cheap to make, like
> rock ca

Maybe Meade left out the molasses to make it healthier alternative.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: original recipe ()
Date: November 16, 2020 04:29PM

The greeks have a word for it Wrote:
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> Grossest Ever Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's the grossest thing I've ever heard of in
> my
> > life.
> >
> > Worse than Meade showing us his charred bacon
> > toast cheese block sandwich.
> >
> > I have now idea how Meade has lived this long
> > eating all that crap.
>
>
> Everything tastes better when served on saltine
> crackers!


Supposed to serve it on "Hardtack", a military ration during the Civil War. Like a giant stale Saltine cracker.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Even bigger dick move ()
Date: November 16, 2020 04:36PM

I think an OP without a link is an ever bigger dick move than just a link...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx_aOpn7sWo

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: No Dinner, Too Grossed Out ()
Date: November 16, 2020 04:39PM

I my god that sounds absolutely disgusting.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: It is gross ()
Date: November 16, 2020 04:45PM

No Dinner, Too Grossed Out Wrote:
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> I my god that sounds absolutely disgusting.

I had a girlfriend in high school who would put catsup on slices of cheddar cheese and microwave it into a disgusting paste. Maybe she should have poured it over saltine crackers and pretended she was a rebel soldier.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: not bad responce ()
Date: November 16, 2020 04:56PM

Even bigger dick move Wrote:
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> I think an OP without a link is an ever bigger
> dick move than just a link...
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx_aOpn7sWo

He got over 12 thumbs up. That's a good indication. He got many viewers on this show, maybe he should make this a regular thing, like the French Chef.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: look at it this way ()
Date: November 16, 2020 07:05PM

not bad responce Wrote:
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> Even bigger dick move Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think an OP without a link is an ever bigger
> > dick move than just a link...
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx_aOpn7sWo
>
> He got over 12 thumbs up. That's a good
> indication. He got many viewers on this show,
> maybe he should make this a regular thing, like
> the French Chef.
12 thumbs up isn't bad for 400 views.
Less than 400 views in a year isn't really that great.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: commmer ial ()
Date: November 16, 2020 07:25PM

If Meade could get enough investors he could bottle the stuff for a Pizza Sauce. Even like a Mexican
Taco sauce, that would be even better. He'd be great

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: I am not eating that shit ()
Date: November 16, 2020 07:51PM

I may try the pimento cheese spread he made - I am told that is actually pretty good. Although with meade having surpassed 300 lbs, he needs to focus on celery and rice cakes

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Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
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Date: November 16, 2020 07:53PM

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: jack of all trades ()
Date: November 16, 2020 07:57PM

I am not eating that shit Wrote:
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> I may try the pimento cheese spread he made - I am
> told that is actually pretty good. Although with
> meade having surpassed 300 lbs, he needs to focus
> on celery and rice cakes


Meade seems to be a "Jack of all Trades and Master of one". Never know what this speculator will come up with next. Dang!

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Ebony and ovary ()
Date: November 16, 2020 08:35PM

This was one of his better videos. I think this version was a remake. I seem to remember a different version about 8-9 years ago. Good stuff (the video, not the food).

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Puts the Meade in 'mediocrity' ()
Date: November 16, 2020 08:42PM

jack of all trades Wrote:
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> I am not eating that shit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I may try the pimento cheese spread he made - I
> am
> > told that is actually pretty good. Although
> with
> > meade having surpassed 300 lbs, he needs to
> focus
> > on celery and rice cakes
>
>
> Meade seems to be a "Jack of all Trades and Master
> of one". Never know what this speculator will
> come up with next. Dang!

"Jack of all Trades and Master of None" is what you are looking for.

That is the actual saying and it is a better fit for Meade.




However, it is really "Jack of Four Trades Master of none".


Even that is generous since it is counting "TCT" as a Trade
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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: I like the earlier gif ()
Date: November 16, 2020 08:45PM

Ebony and ovary Wrote:
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> This was one of his better videos. I think this
> version was a remake. I seem to remember a
> different version about 8-9 years ago. Good stuff
> (the video, not the food).


I liked how he cuts the onions.

Has he ever cut onions before?
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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: probably left a mess ()
Date: November 16, 2020 09:11PM

for his father to clean up. Especially the pots with the solidified cheese that's a bitch to clean. Is the mess worth the reward? Stuff looks like it could activate some deadly farts.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: mess for father to clean up? ()
Date: November 16, 2020 09:48PM

I suspect meade has left quite a few messes for dad to clean up over the years, and isn't finished yet.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Meade and the onion ()
Date: November 18, 2020 03:48PM

You can hear Gretchen's voice in the background of the video. More than likely Meade is not allowed to cook without supervision. It's funny how he talks about keeping out the onion skin while he is trying to cut the unpeeled onion.

The cooking segments are among the best parts of Meade's repertoire -- better than his music and much more entertaining. I couldn't sit through Meade singing for more than a minute even with the speakers muted. However the way he goes after that half-peeled onion and chases it around the cutting board with a knife is pure gold. Likewise the way he lovingly pats the bacon on his burned-toast-and-cheese-glop sandwich is priceless. The man has a natural comedic talent but refuses to acknowledge it.

Meade should re-think his videos to have less music and more cooking, moob-flexing, The Chinese Thing / funny faces, bunny humping and the like. Once he gets a few of those down he can add interviews with guests, and maybe a piano duet with Karen Leiser.
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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: cheap Cutlery Corner Knives ()
Date: November 18, 2020 03:54PM

can't cut shit.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Meades In A Contest With GAR ()
Date: November 18, 2020 04:20PM

And those food network cooks like the Pioneer Woman and Paula to see who makes the saltiest foods that raise blood pressure . Boy needs to slow down and lose some of that weight, then he'll be a wholesome All American real singing superstar keeping Ralphs toes tapping in the Gov's mansion

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Rink Tum Diddy ()
Date: November 18, 2020 04:24PM

Teen girls slumber party food from the 50's and 60's LOL

See Meade raise the salt levels way higher with that cheese , he could leave it out for deer and cows and they would lick it up.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: How to slice/dice an onion ()
Date: November 18, 2020 04:36PM

Anyone who has ever cooked knows that to slice or dice an onion, you first cut off the top and/or bottom. Then cut the onion in half and the skin peels right off. A basic familiarity of 9th grade geometry, or preschool shapes toys should have given Meade insight to place the flat side of the half-onion hemispherical down towards on the cutting board to prevent it from rolling away. \

This videos demonstrate how it should be done:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuebC0CfD8E

https://vimeo.com/113324565

....But Meade's version is much more entertaining to watch!

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: because, meade has never cooked ()
Date: November 18, 2020 05:02PM

He needs to stick with vids about things he's actually good at....

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: You aren't the first one ()
Date: November 18, 2020 05:10PM

because, meade has never cooked Wrote:
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> He needs to stick with vids about things he's
> actually good at....


Yes, it has been suggested that Meade should take a hiatus from the internet so he can actually develop some salable skills.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: More cooking please ()
Date: November 18, 2020 05:54PM

because, meade has never cooked Wrote:
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> He needs to stick with vids about things he's
> actually good at....

No, the clumsiness and mess of Meade's cooking bit are a major part of the appeal. Meade is funny and entertaining when he doesn't even try. That onion dicing schtick was funny and genuinely effortless.

Meade is a better comedian than he is a musician. That's nothing to be ashamed of. Meade should take a lesson from Jack Benny. Jack Benny was a decent violin player and moderately successful, but he became a superstar comedian.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: a kitchen fire would be fun ()
Date: November 18, 2020 06:07PM

If he set fire to the kitchen, and flew into a panic, with gretchen screaming in the background. maybe at this point the birds get loose, and finally a cursing papa haufe charges in with the fire extinguisher, puts out the fire, and commences bitching meade out. Somewhere in this melee, it would be great if meade somehow knocked the refrigerator over.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: fake fire ()
Date: November 18, 2020 06:19PM

a kitchen fire would be fun Wrote:
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> If he set fire to the kitchen, and flew into a
> panic, with gretchen screaming in the background.
> maybe at this point the birds get loose, and
> finally a cursing papa haufe charges in with the
> fire extinguisher, puts out the fire, and
> commences bitching meade out. Somewhere in this
> melee, it would be great if meade somehow knocked
> the refrigerator over.

Not a real fire of course. It would be funny if clowns come in dressed as firemen to put out the fake fire.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: black firemen ()
Date: November 18, 2020 06:22PM

Black midget firemen come into the house to extinguish the fire. This leads to a crisis where Meade complains that the uppity Negroes made him leave his own house.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: no, I want a real fire ()
Date: November 18, 2020 06:33PM

Not a huge one that would burn the place down or anything like that, but it would be cool if firemen, particularly negro firemen, had to show up to get things in order. Maybe even the same police officers who shunted meade out of the line of fire on Monument Ave could be caught on film hauling a panicked meade out through the front door. Meade bellowing about his birds, Gretchen in a revealing bathrobe, Mr Haufe grasping his left arm and gasping. Perhaps a couple of disgruntled liberal neighbors outside, contemplating WTF is going on now.....

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: fake fire ()
Date: November 18, 2020 06:38PM

no, I want a real fire Wrote:
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> Not a huge one that would burn the place down or
> anything like that, but it would be cool if
> firemen, particularly negro firemen, had to show
> up to get things in order. Maybe even the same
> police officers who shunted meade out of the line
> of fire on Monument Ave could be caught on film
> hauling a panicked meade out through the front
> door. Meade bellowing about his birds, Gretchen in
> a revealing bathrobe, Mr Haufe grasping his left
> arm and gasping. Perhaps a couple of disgruntled
> liberal neighbors outside, contemplating WTF is
> going on now.....

That scene sounds really good. However it really should be a fake fire. Meade has that "unreal" quality about him...

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: no, I want something real ()
Date: November 18, 2020 06:43PM

nothing serious - maybe meade knocks a bottle of Wesson over onto a hot burner, it flares up, and hillarity ensues as meade tries to put it out by dumping ranch dressing on it. Gretchen is trying to help but making a botch of things. Meade is screaming at God to help.

Fortunately a neighbor hears the commotion and calls the FD who are on the street anyhow doing routine inspections.

Meade sees quick arrival of FD as a sign of God's intervention, until learning that it was the queer couple next door who saved the day. (and the firemen are all negros)

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Cheif of Start ()
Date: November 18, 2020 06:54PM

The video could start out with doing the bobble head and then the Chinaman. I have admit that Rum Tum Tummies is the most disgusting thing I've seen.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: he should make stir fry ()
Date: November 18, 2020 07:14PM

and impersonate a chinese cook the entire video

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: That would be fun ()
Date: November 18, 2020 07:22PM

he should make stir fry Wrote:
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> and impersonate a chinese cook the entire video

He could make stupid 'wok your dog' puns and play up the stereotype of Orientals eating doggies.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Stick to singing ()
Date: November 18, 2020 07:25PM

More cooking please Wrote:
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> because, meade has never cooked Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He needs to stick with vids about things he's
> > actually good at....
>
> No, the clumsiness and mess of Meade's cooking bit
> are a major part of the appeal. Meade is funny
> and entertaining when he doesn't even try. That
> onion dicing schtick was funny and genuinely
> effortless.
>
> Meade is a better comedian than he is a musician.
> That's nothing to be ashamed of. Meade should take
> a lesson from Jack Benny. Jack Benny was a decent
> violin player and moderately successful, but he
> became a superstar comedian.

Meade is a better singer. He should stick to singing and do light comedy. He should avoid politics all together.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: no, his politics are funny ()
Date: November 18, 2020 07:54PM

But not talking about it, which is usually puerile.

I like when he is politically active, such as when he tried to save the statue.

He needs to stop singing

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Meade is a great ENTERTAINER ()
Date: November 18, 2020 08:19PM

Stick to singing Wrote:
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> More cooking please Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > because, meade has never cooked Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > He needs to stick with vids about things he's
> > > actually good at....
> >
> > No, the clumsiness and mess of Meade's cooking
> bit
> > are a major part of the appeal. Meade is funny
> > and entertaining when he doesn't even try.
> That
> > onion dicing schtick was funny and genuinely
> > effortless.
> >
> > Meade is a better comedian than he is a
> musician.
> > That's nothing to be ashamed of. Meade should
> take
> > a lesson from Jack Benny. Jack Benny was a
> decent
> > violin player and moderately successful, but he
> > became a superstar comedian.
>
> Meade is a better singer. He should stick to
> singing and do light comedy. He should avoid
> politics all together.

Meade's prowess as a singer is a matter of debate, but it is irrelevant in any case. There are simply not enough people who want to hear Meade sing. In fact you may be the only such person on the planet. The old ladies in retirement homes simply enjoy the company of a (relatively) young male in their midst and half of them are deaf anyway. Certainly the paucity of Meade's music sales to date give a fair indication of the general public's willingness to pay to hear Meade sing.

What is beyond any doubt is that Meade Skelton is entertaining and "funny as hell" as a comic. Meade's unique facial expressions, his incredible moob-flexing ability, the signature Chinese Thing, and his many other trademark moves set Meade apart as a master of using his own body to create humor. Meade's genuine charm and childlike whimsy come through in his over-the-top emotional/tearful monologues on his theological/political/cultural topic du jour. Meade comes across as such a naïve innocent that even card-carrying fudgepacking flaming faggots merely laugh rather than take offense at Meade ranting about the evils of homosexuality. Aggressive, muscular, shirtless militant Negroes are stopped short by the roly-poly flag-waving Meade Skelton. Meade is a rare talent, able to make anyone and everyone chuckle and laugh by his mere stage presence alone.

The legendary Jack Benny started out as a violin player and he was by all accounts quite good and moderately successful. However Benny found fame and fortune spanning four decades on radio and television when he shifted his focus to his comedic talents. Meade would be well-advised to follow Jack Benny's example and give his fans what they want and will pay to see/hear. Meade brings a smile to fans' faces just by being his naturally whimsical funny self. No singing is needed (or wanted).
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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: civil war reenactments ()
Date: November 18, 2020 08:37PM

since meade likes to dress up, he should get an old civil war uniform. hell, he's already played the role of dead yankee.

Were there any fatties in the confederate army?

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: he need a Fu Manchu ()
Date: November 18, 2020 09:02PM

Fu would lead credibility to his Me Chinee schtick. Also let his right baby finger nail grow to an incredible lengths.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: keep it funny ()
Date: November 18, 2020 09:04PM

no, I want something real Wrote:
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> nothing serious - maybe meade knocks a bottle of
> Wesson over onto a hot burner, it flares up, and
> hillarity ensues as meade tries to put it out by
> dumping ranch dressing on it. Gretchen is trying
> to help but making a botch of things. Meade is
> screaming at God to help.
>
> Fortunately a neighbor hears the commotion and
> calls the FD who are on the street anyhow doing
> routine inspections.
>
> Meade sees quick arrival of FD as a sign of God's
> intervention, until learning that it was the queer
> couple next door who saved the day. (and the
> firemen are all negros)

That could work if done light-heartedly. One word that describes Meade is whimsical. Any skit has to be jovial and self-deprecating. Meade's appearance alone is uniquely comical, like Rodney Dangerfield. His facial expressions are more expressive than Jim Carrey, and Meade's moobs are in a class by themselves. Think of Meade as Donald Duck in this 1935 cartoon. In fact Meade Skelton could be described as a live, walking, talking cartoon. He has enormous potential.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJlsM5sEtXo
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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Needs caramel for flavor ()
Date: November 18, 2020 09:08PM

needs a few chunks of caramel fudge in the brew, empty the whole can of beer in it for proper coloring. Teaspoon of beer??? Kinda fool thing is that? Teaspoon ain't going to do jack shit.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: Need More Blubber and Fat ()
Date: November 18, 2020 09:22PM

Need a gallon of ice and four sticks of butter. Really up the fat content!

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: lard ()
Date: November 18, 2020 09:32PM

Need More Blubber and Fat Wrote:
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> Need a gallon of ice and four sticks of butter.
> Really up the fat content!

Not butter; additional dairy would not work well with the cheese. A pound of pure lard would be a nice savory addition. Needs some hot sauce also.
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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: His own concoctions ()
Date: November 18, 2020 09:35PM

Need More Blubber and Fat Wrote:
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> Need a gallon of ice and four sticks of butter.
> Really up the fat content!

I'm thinking Meade should conjure up his own recipes.

Instead of General Tso's chicken, Meade can make General Tso's Blubber Bits.
Sugar, fat and salt are the three most essential food groups for a growing Meade.

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Re: Has anybody here tried Meade Skelton's recipe for Rum Tum Tummies?
Posted by: marketing ()
Date: November 21, 2020 12:25PM

Meade could sell recipe books with recipes of his nasty inedible food and include a free 7 inch single of his intolerable singing with each one.

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