Haha, what is this thread even about? I would like to be able to vacuum my entire house as easily, but without it hurting me I guess. Until then, I'm stuck with buying actual vacuum cleaners. I'm quite puzzled with the people that spend like 500 bucks on one, I mean my first car was that price, I can't imagine spending it on a vacuum cleaner that stops working in a few years. I also wanted a new one during the pandemic but I looked at budget options and found this top
https://www.sobevent.com/best-vacuum-cleaners-under-100/ with options under a hundred bucks. Really happy with the one I got.