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my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
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my trumptard neighbor
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Date: October 17, 2020 04:06PM
Christ I hate that stupid motherfucker.
He decided to change his own motor oil, which is fine. But after draining the oil pan, he forgot to put the plug back before adding new oil. To make matters worse, he just kept pouring in can after can of oil, not understanding why the level wasn't rising. (The oil which spilled out was flowing toward the back of his car and then down his drive way and onto the street.) I was roused from my afternoon nap to hear his wife screaming at him. She had to go get her purse and give the dipshit money to buy some cat litter to clean the mess up, whilst he argued that the rain will wash the oil away (he was pissed because his wife says that was his beer money he just blew). Then the dipshit walks RIGHT THROUGH the oil spill and goes stomping inside, tracking oil all over his fucking house.
He decided to change his own motor oil, which is fine. But after draining the oil pan, he forgot to put the plug back before adding new oil. To make matters worse, he just kept pouring in can after can of oil, not understanding why the level wasn't rising. (The oil which spilled out was flowing toward the back of his car and then down his drive way and onto the street.) I was roused from my afternoon nap to hear his wife screaming at him. She had to go get her purse and give the dipshit money to buy some cat litter to clean the mess up, whilst he argued that the rain will wash the oil away (he was pissed because his wife says that was his beer money he just blew). Then the dipshit walks RIGHT THROUGH the oil spill and goes stomping inside, tracking oil all over his fucking house.
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
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Trumptards gonna tard
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Date: October 17, 2020 04:41PM
Is this the guy?
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Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
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bkmnb
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Date: October 17, 2020 06:38PM
Were do you think oil comes from? It comes from the ground. Spilling oil is not going to destroy the Earth you dumbass. More oil is spilled onto the ground everytime they tap a well than you could possibly imagine. Go back to sucking on your moms tit and quit posting. Faggot.
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
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awwwwww
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Date: October 17, 2020 06:39PM
my trumptard neighbor Wrote:
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> Christ I hate that stupid motherfucker.
Awwwwww... it sounds like sumwuns bagina got got hurted.
Is your bagina oh so sore sweetie? So sowwwy to hear, hope you and your hurted bagina feel butter.
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> Christ I hate that stupid motherfucker.
Awwwwww... it sounds like sumwuns bagina got got hurted.
Is your bagina oh so sore sweetie? So sowwwy to hear, hope you and your hurted bagina feel butter.
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
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stupid fucking trumptard
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Date: October 17, 2020 10:29PM
bkmnb Wrote:
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> Were do you think oil comes from? It comes from
> the ground. Spilling oil is not going to destroy
> the Earth blah blah blah
I'm not talking the environment here, I am talking about the aesthetics in my neighborhood. Who the fuck wants some drunk trumptard throwing trash and dumping oil everywhere? Leaving his broken down truck sitting on the lawn for six years? And a collection of discarded furniture in the side yard he can't afford to have hauled away? They ruin neighborhoods! Wreck property values! This is NoVa, not Appalachia.
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> Were do you think oil comes from? It comes from
> the ground. Spilling oil is not going to destroy
> the Earth blah blah blah
I'm not talking the environment here, I am talking about the aesthetics in my neighborhood. Who the fuck wants some drunk trumptard throwing trash and dumping oil everywhere? Leaving his broken down truck sitting on the lawn for six years? And a collection of discarded furniture in the side yard he can't afford to have hauled away? They ruin neighborhoods! Wreck property values! This is NoVa, not Appalachia.
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
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dumb-dumb
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Date: October 17, 2020 10:35PM
Trumptards gonna tard Wrote:
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> Is this the guy?
who is that hottie newscaster?
hubba hubba
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> Is this the guy?
who is that hottie newscaster?
hubba hubba
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
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Stories are about himself
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Date: October 17, 2020 10:47PM
Yall do know that op is the trumptard neighbor, right?
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
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my trumptard neighbor
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Date: October 17, 2020 10:59PM
my trumptard neighbor is always saying paranoid shit like that too
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
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Hey Gerry......
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Date: October 17, 2020 11:03PM
my trumptard neighbor Wrote:
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> Christ I hate that stupid motherfucker.
>
> He decided to change his own motor oil, which is
> fine. But after draining the oil pan, he forgot to
> put the plug back before adding new oil. To make
> matters worse, he just kept pouring in can after
> can of oil, not understanding why the level wasn't
> rising. (The oil which spilled out was flowing
> toward the back of his car and then down his drive
> way and onto the street.) I was roused from my
> afternoon nap to hear his wife screaming at him.
> She had to go get her purse and give the dipshit
> money to buy some cat litter to clean the mess up,
> whilst he argued that the rain will wash the oil
> away (he was pissed because his wife says that was
> his beer money he just blew). Then the dipshit
> walks RIGHT THROUGH the oil spill and goes
> stomping inside, tracking oil all over his fucking
> house.
Did your goat that you fuck get into the oil and get too sick for sex tonight. You sound very triggered being stuck with your gay daddy
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> Christ I hate that stupid motherfucker.
>
> He decided to change his own motor oil, which is
> fine. But after draining the oil pan, he forgot to
> put the plug back before adding new oil. To make
> matters worse, he just kept pouring in can after
> can of oil, not understanding why the level wasn't
> rising. (The oil which spilled out was flowing
> toward the back of his car and then down his drive
> way and onto the street.) I was roused from my
> afternoon nap to hear his wife screaming at him.
> She had to go get her purse and give the dipshit
> money to buy some cat litter to clean the mess up,
> whilst he argued that the rain will wash the oil
> away (he was pissed because his wife says that was
> his beer money he just blew). Then the dipshit
> walks RIGHT THROUGH the oil spill and goes
> stomping inside, tracking oil all over his fucking
> house.
Did your goat that you fuck get into the oil and get too sick for sex tonight. You sound very triggered being stuck with your gay daddy
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
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my trumptard neighbor
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Date: October 17, 2020 11:04PM
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Posted by:
yupyup
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Date: October 18, 2020 12:13AM
You got that right
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
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Question about her mouth
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Date: October 18, 2020 01:36AM
Is it just me or does anyone else see this picture, her mouth and feel like it is calling for cock.
Her mouth would fit my cock almost perfectly, maybe a lil snug, but she looks like she could suck a cock like a pro.
Anyway, her mouth is really sexy... at least tome and my cock My Cock and I
It could be the lubed lips. Her hungry, sexy, lubed lips ready to suck my cock.
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Her mouth would fit my cock almost perfectly, maybe a lil snug, but she looks like she could suck a cock like a pro.
Anyway, her mouth is really sexy... at least to
It could be the lubed lips. Her hungry, sexy, lubed lips ready to suck my cock.
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Gerry will lube his lips for U
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Date: October 18, 2020 10:31AM
he begs for cock.
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
Posted by:
ej9cm
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Date: October 18, 2020 03:02PM
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
Posted by:
deep strike
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Date: October 18, 2020 03:07PM
Report your neighbor to the DEQ!
https://www.deq.virginia.gov/programs/landprotectionrevitalization/petroleumprogram/clean-upactivities/reportingapetroleumrelease.aspx
https://www.deq.virginia.gov/programs/landprotectionrevitalization/petroleumprogram/clean-upactivities/reportingapetroleumrelease.aspx
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
Posted by:
Asking for a friend
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Date: October 18, 2020 03:14PM
OP Maybe you take your vehicle to a professional to get your oil changed next time. Sounds like you had a rough time buddy...
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
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hah, his wife made him clean it
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Date: October 18, 2020 04:06PM
deep strike Wrote:
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> Report your neighbor to the DEQ!
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> https://www.deq.virginia.gov/programs/landprotecti
> onrevitalization/petroleumprogram/clean-upactiviti
> es/reportingapetroleumrelease.aspx
Although twice she had to come out and supervise the poor dub bastard's ass.
Man, living near this guy is like having an angry version of meade skelton on my street.
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> Report your neighbor to the DEQ!
>
> https://www.deq.virginia.gov/programs/landprotecti
> onrevitalization/petroleumprogram/clean-upactiviti
> es/reportingapetroleumrelease.aspx
Although twice she had to come out and supervise the poor dub bastard's ass.
Man, living near this guy is like having an angry version of meade skelton on my street.
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
Posted by:
Bidensniff
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Date: October 18, 2020 07:00PM
Sounds more like a typical clueless libtard working on his car.
Re: my dumb fucking trumptard neighbor has spilled oil all over his driveway and down the street.
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Cornwell tools
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Date: October 18, 2020 08:11PM
Bidensniff Wrote:
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> Sounds more like a typical clueless libtard
> working on his car.
No it is a typical Trumptard.
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> Sounds more like a typical clueless libtard
> working on his car.
No it is a typical Trumptard.