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Popping Rhoids
Posted by: InPain ()
Date: October 13, 2020 06:57PM

I got a external hemorrhoid, that goes and comes. So when it flares up, I have pop that rhoid, basically make it bleed out. Popping it hurt like hell and make you cry. Once popped it bleeds and relief no pain. It heals with a little sore and scrab on your asshole but no pain.

Anybody got any good way popping your rhoids?

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Re: Popping Rhoids
Posted by: InBadPain ()
Date: October 15, 2020 01:43PM

Rhoids are hurting bad. Ate some Japlenos peppers. Now my rhoids are playing ping pong with the seeds. Damn it’s hurts. Take a shit and my ass burns up. I make it

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Re: Popping Rhoids
Posted by: Popping A Boner ()
Date: October 15, 2020 02:00PM

I wake up with morning wood every.day.of.the.week!

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Re: Popping Rhoids
Posted by: InBadpain ()
Date: October 15, 2020 04:27PM

One of the undigested seed hit my Rhoid. I almost called 911 and the fire dept. I hit my asshole with some proctofoam-HC to put out that fire and pain.

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Re: Popping Rhoids
Posted by: Inpain ()
Date: October 16, 2020 05:21PM

I’m haven’t a good day with the rhoids. No pain.

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Re: Popping Rhoids
Posted by: Picture or you’re lying ()
Date: October 16, 2020 05:26PM

InPain Wrote:
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> I got a external hemorrhoid, that goes and comes.
> So when it flares up, I have pop that rhoid,
> basically make it bleed out. Popping it hurt like
> hell and make you cry. Once popped it bleeds and
> relief no pain. It heals with a little sore and
> scrab on your asshole but no pain.
>
> Anybody got any good way popping your rhoids?
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Re: Popping Rhoids
Posted by: Inpain ()
Date: October 17, 2020 02:48PM

My rhoids are whistling Dixie today. Damn, better get my protocform ready for emergency. Hell no not taking a picture of my rhoids.

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Re: Popping Rhoids
Posted by: HowYouDoIT ()
Date: October 17, 2020 04:56PM

Proctofoam instructions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wwgVfVIMuM

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Re: Popping Rhoids
Posted by: TryThis ()
Date: October 17, 2020 05:20PM

Why don’t you just stick a corn cob up your ass. More simpler and same results.

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Re: Popping Rhoids
Posted by: Stop being shy ()
Date: October 17, 2020 05:29PM

Let’s see a picture!

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Re: Popping Rhoids
Posted by: .CCCPer. ()
Date: October 17, 2020 07:09PM

Stop being shy Wrote:
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> Let’s see a picture!

Here you go comrade.
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