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URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Magazombie Abatement LLC ()
Date: September 24, 2020 11:26AM

Protect each other from this growing threat.

Magazombie Central Fact Sheet:

--They are not fast zombies; they are slow & plodding
--They do not auto-regenerate after a mortal wound
--They do not crave brains; rather they crave those who are brainless
--They do not bite; rather, they bark incessantly
--They learn: they are known to repeat phrases uttered by hive alphas and then parrot each other
--They are unaffected by sunlight, moonlight, ultraviolet light, clorox or silver
--Keep your distance
--Open-carrying confuses them
--While self-destruction is likely, save your ammo

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: helpful advice ()
Date: September 24, 2020 02:32PM

great points ! seeking brainless, open carry, self destruction...check !
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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Gimme brainless or gimme death! ()
Date: September 25, 2020 10:12AM

The zombie hordes scouring the land for brainless compadres will stop of its own volition.

Once these lose their hive alphas, they will return to their aimless wandering state.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: My wife was taken ()
Date: September 25, 2020 09:48PM

OMG!! Is there an anti-toxin??!! Will my wife be able to survive?

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Hordes around the FGS: Beware! ()
Date: September 26, 2020 01:40PM

They were swarming all over the Fairfax government center.

Stay away or stay armed!

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Coming over the fences in Cville ()
Date: September 26, 2020 11:59PM

Bitches be swarming like mad yo!

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Closing the bridges ()
Date: September 27, 2020 07:42AM

Contingency plan to shut/destroy all Potomac bridges

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: caught this one ()
Date: September 27, 2020 09:57AM

it was rifling through the garbage looking for food...

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Spreader ()
Date: September 27, 2020 11:21PM

This one he be a spreader

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Lions Eat Monkeys ()
Date: September 27, 2020 11:28PM


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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Good point ()
Date: September 28, 2020 07:49AM

These magazombies may be edible...

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Hiding in the basement ()
Date: September 28, 2020 10:42PM

These fucking freaks was hiding in my basement and more was coming in

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: ADT Zombie Watch ()
Date: September 29, 2020 08:36AM

If you have ADT, for about $30, they can add zombie watch sensors to your system. While my neighborhood is mixed, I've seen the beginnings of magazombie activity so in addition to my sawed-off & ppk, I had ADT install these sensors.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Who needs ADT? ()
Date: September 29, 2020 07:55PM

I have 4 DOBERMANS!

They have been trained on the scent of red suckers.

They bark, they bite, they sleep.

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