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Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
Endicott
()
Date: May 10, 2010 07:07PM
... one of those mesh office chairs is a mistake.
There is no material to muffle and absorb the sound. Instead it may actually amplify the sound. If you are sitting in a conference room and you think you might squeeze out a little gas unbeknownst to your fellow conference attendees ..... Be advised it will probably not end well.
There is no material to muffle and absorb the sound. Instead it may actually amplify the sound. If you are sitting in a conference room and you think you might squeeze out a little gas unbeknownst to your fellow conference attendees ..... Be advised it will probably not end well.
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: May 10, 2010 07:21PM
WTF are you doing farting at the office?
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
farthead
()
Date: May 10, 2010 07:32PM
eesh Wrote:
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> WTF are you doing farting at the office?
Are you jealous he isn't farting in your mouth?
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> WTF are you doing farting at the office?
Are you jealous he isn't farting in your mouth?
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
Endicott
()
Date: May 10, 2010 07:55PM
Huh? What are you talking about? Who said I farted?
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: May 10, 2010 08:48PM
When I fart in front of people, I make no effort to hide it. I just stare back at them, and say, "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it smells, too."
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
mummy
()
Date: May 10, 2010 08:49PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> When I fart in front of people, I make no effort
> to hide it. I just stare back at them, and say,
> "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it smells,
> too."
yummy
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> When I fart in front of people, I make no effort
> to hide it. I just stare back at them, and say,
> "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it smells,
> too."
yummy
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
496
()
Date: May 10, 2010 09:00PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> When I fart in front of people, I make no effort
> to hide it. I just stare back at them, and say,
> "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it smells,
> too."
And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial thing to do. Good on ya.
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> When I fart in front of people, I make no effort
> to hide it. I just stare back at them, and say,
> "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it smells,
> too."
And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial thing to do. Good on ya.
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
fag it
()
Date: May 10, 2010 09:02PM
496 Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> effort
> > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> say,
> > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it smells,
> > too."
>
>
> And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> thing to do. Good on ya.
fag
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> effort
> > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> say,
> > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it smells,
> > too."
>
>
> And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> thing to do. Good on ya.
fag
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
poop
()
Date: May 10, 2010 09:03PM
496 Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> effort
> > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> say,
> > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it smells,
> > too."
>
>
> And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> thing to do. Good on ya.
Don't you have a double decker to go drop at your local Wendy's?
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> effort
> > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> say,
> > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it smells,
> > too."
>
>
> And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> thing to do. Good on ya.
Don't you have a double decker to go drop at your local Wendy's?
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: May 10, 2010 09:31PM
496 Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> effort
> > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> say,
> > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it smells,
> > too."
>
>
> And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> thing to do. Good on ya.
The one time I sharted myself, though. It was really, really embarrassing.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> effort
> > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> say,
> > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it smells,
> > too."
>
>
> And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> thing to do. Good on ya.
The one time I sharted myself, though. It was really, really embarrassing.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: May 10, 2010 09:33PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> 496 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> > effort
> > > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> > say,
> > > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it
> smells,
> > > too."
> >
> >
> > And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> > thing to do. Good on ya.
>
> The one time I sharted myself, though. It was
> really, really embarrassing.
sharted huh?
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> 496 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> > effort
> > > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> > say,
> > > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it
> smells,
> > > too."
> >
> >
> > And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> > thing to do. Good on ya.
>
> The one time I sharted myself, though. It was
> really, really embarrassing.
sharted huh?
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: May 10, 2010 09:44PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 496 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > MrMephisto Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> > > effort
> > > > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> > > say,
> > > > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it
> > smells,
> > > > too."
> > >
> > >
> > > And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> > > thing to do. Good on ya.
> >
> > The one time I sharted myself, though. It was
> > really, really embarrassing.
>
>
> sharted huh?
It's when you try to fart, but accidentally poop yourself.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 496 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > MrMephisto Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> > > effort
> > > > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> > > say,
> > > > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it
> > smells,
> > > > too."
> > >
> > >
> > > And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> > > thing to do. Good on ya.
> >
> > The one time I sharted myself, though. It was
> > really, really embarrassing.
>
>
> sharted huh?
It's when you try to fart, but accidentally poop yourself.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: May 10, 2010 09:47PM
i know what it means. im shocked at the usage, thats all. be well mephisto.
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: May 10, 2010 10:25PM
Wow, hmmmmm... Just, wow.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
496
()
Date: May 10, 2010 10:42PM
fag it Wrote:
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> 496 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> > effort
> > > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> > say,
> > > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it
> smells,
> > > too."
> >
> >
> > And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> > thing to do. Good on ya.
>
>
> fag
Fag it,
So, you have something to say on pretty much every post I make. Something along the lines of "fag". Buddy, you need to take a good long look in the mirror to see who the real "fag" is. because, the fact is, you have a thing for me, don't you? That's cool, I'm flattered. Really, I am. Unfortunately for you, that doesn't mean you'll be sucking my dick or bending over for me because I just don't do gay. However, there are plenty of guys posting here that have absolutley no qualms with fucking you in the ass. Do some searches, maybe use some key words like cock, buttfuck or lube, you'll find what you're looking for.
Good luck Fag it.
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> 496 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> > effort
> > > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> > say,
> > > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it
> smells,
> > > too."
> >
> >
> > And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> > thing to do. Good on ya.
>
>
> fag
Fag it,
So, you have something to say on pretty much every post I make. Something along the lines of "fag". Buddy, you need to take a good long look in the mirror to see who the real "fag" is. because, the fact is, you have a thing for me, don't you? That's cool, I'm flattered. Really, I am. Unfortunately for you, that doesn't mean you'll be sucking my dick or bending over for me because I just don't do gay. However, there are plenty of guys posting here that have absolutley no qualms with fucking you in the ass. Do some searches, maybe use some key words like cock, buttfuck or lube, you'll find what you're looking for.
Good luck Fag it.
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
fag it
()
Date: May 10, 2010 10:44PM
496 Wrote:
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> fag it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 496 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > MrMephisto Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> > > effort
> > > > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> > > say,
> > > > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it
> > smells,
> > > > too."
> > >
> > >
> > > And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> > > thing to do. Good on ya.
> >
> >
> > fag
>
>
> Fag it,
> So, you have something to say on pretty much every
> post I make. Something along the lines of "fag".
> Buddy, you need to take a good long look in the
> mirror to see who the real "fag" is. because, the
> fact is, you have a thing for me, don't you?
> That's cool, I'm flattered. Really, I am.
> Unfortunately for you, that doesn't mean you'll be
> sucking my dick or bending over for me because I
> just don't do gay. However, there are plenty of
> guys posting here that have absolutley no qualms
> with fucking you in the ass. Do some searches,
> maybe use some key words like cock, buttfuck or
> lube, you'll find what you're looking for.
> Good luck Fag it.
spoken like a true closet faggot!
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> fag it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 496 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > MrMephisto Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> > > effort
> > > > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> > > say,
> > > > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it
> > smells,
> > > > too."
> > >
> > >
> > > And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> > > thing to do. Good on ya.
> >
> >
> > fag
>
>
> Fag it,
> So, you have something to say on pretty much every
> post I make. Something along the lines of "fag".
> Buddy, you need to take a good long look in the
> mirror to see who the real "fag" is. because, the
> fact is, you have a thing for me, don't you?
> That's cool, I'm flattered. Really, I am.
> Unfortunately for you, that doesn't mean you'll be
> sucking my dick or bending over for me because I
> just don't do gay. However, there are plenty of
> guys posting here that have absolutley no qualms
> with fucking you in the ass. Do some searches,
> maybe use some key words like cock, buttfuck or
> lube, you'll find what you're looking for.
> Good luck Fag it.
spoken like a true closet faggot!
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
Yahweh
()
Date: May 10, 2010 11:16PM
I've never sharted myself, yet.
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
Eli>conie
()
Date: October 07, 2010 07:43PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 496 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > MrMephisto Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> > > effort
> > > > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> > > say,
> > > > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it
> > smells,
> > > > too."
> > >
> > >
> > > And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> > > thing to do. Good on ya.
> >
> > The one time I sharted myself, though. It was
> > really, really embarrassing.
>
>
> sharted huh?
Sharting...,,,,big topic during the Elicon War
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 496 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > MrMephisto Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > When I fart in front of people, I make no
> > > effort
> > > > to hide it. I just stare back at them, and
> > > say,
> > > > "Yeah. I farted. So what? I hope it
> > smells,
> > > > too."
> > >
> > >
> > > And why shouldn't you? It's a very janitorial
> > > thing to do. Good on ya.
> >
> > The one time I sharted myself, though. It was
> > really, really embarrassing.
>
>
> sharted huh?
Sharting...,,,,big topic during the Elicon War
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
oopsie
()
Date: October 10, 2010 09:10PM
Hot Stuff, Stinkie
Re: Farting While Sitting In ....
Posted by:
T2T
()
Date: October 10, 2010 09:32PM
At work, my cubicle abuts that of another employee. She's an Asian and in the morning when I'm working up the ability to have a good dump, a few long and silent farts slip out. I know she can smell them, too. I think I've communicated my message quite well how I feel towards her when these activities occur.
eesh Wrote:
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> WTF are you doing farting at the office?
eesh Wrote:
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> WTF are you doing farting at the office?