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I’m going to order a purple dildo off amazon and pretend Lizzie is plowing me with it.
Posted by: Definitely not Eesh ()
Date: September 18, 2020 05:12PM

I’m really excited for it come in.

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Re: I’m going to order a purple dildo off amazon and pretend Lizzie is plowing me with it.
Posted by: Found it ()
Date: September 18, 2020 05:15PM

https://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Products-Dillio-Suspender-Harness/dp/B06XF6D7K1#
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Re: I’m going to order a purple dildo off amazon and pretend Lizzie is plowing me with it.
Posted by: just buy her a happy meal ()
Date: September 18, 2020 05:19PM

she'll plow you for real

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Re: I’m going to order a purple dildo off amazon and pretend Lizzie is plowing me with it.
Posted by: Definitely not Miz ()
Date: September 18, 2020 05:23PM

It's seven inches...bigger than me!
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Re: I’m going to order a purple dildo off amazon and pretend Lizzie is plowing me with it.
Posted by: STFU morono ()
Date: September 18, 2020 05:26PM

Definitely not Miz Wrote:
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> It's seven inches...bigger than me!

a hamster is bigger than you miz

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Re: I’m going to order a purple dildo off amazon and pretend Lizzie is plowing me with it.
Posted by: don't get it at all ()
Date: September 18, 2020 05:38PM

Definitely not Eesh Wrote:
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> I’m really excited for it come in.

how exactly are you going to do that? fuck yourself in the ass with it somehow?

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