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Trump said Trees are Exploding out West
Posted by: Science ()
Date: September 16, 2020 03:35PM

This is what is causing all the fires. They fall down. Lay on the ground for 18 months and then they explode. Trump is a scientist!

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Re: Trump said Trees are Exploding out West
Posted by: Libtarded Shitposters Anonymous ()
Date: September 16, 2020 03:41PM

yes gerry, you alone have figured it out

question though, how long does a tree need to be dead for before its weak
enough to fall down? You do know pines are the predominant tree out west?
you do know pines are full of resin? you do know the american indians used
to set pine trees on fire just for the entertainment value, meaning
they blew up?

no, it's obvious you don't know shit, literally and figuratively
you really are a pathetic fuckstick

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Re: Trump said Trees are Exploding out West
Posted by: Liptarted Shitatasting Nolifer ()
Date: September 16, 2020 04:02PM

Libtarded Shitposters Anonymous Wrote:
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> yes gerry, you alone have figured it out
>
> question though, how long does a tree need to be
> dead for before its weak
> enough to fall down? You do know pines are the
> predominant tree out west?
> you do know pines are full of resin? you do know
> the american indians used
> to set pine trees on fire just for the
> entertainment value, meaning
> they blew up?
>
> no, it's obvious you don't know shit, literally
> and figuratively
> you really are a pathetic fuckstick


You’re like the six year old kid who picks on the girl because he has a crush on her. Do you jerk off to Gerry or the goat?

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Re: Trump said Trees are Exploding out West
Posted by: Look It’s GGP ()
Date: September 16, 2020 04:07PM

Liptarted Shitatasting Nolifer Wrote:
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> Libtarded Shitposters Anonymous Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > yes gerry, you alone have figured it out
> >
> > question though, how long does a tree need to
> be
> > dead for before its weak
> > enough to fall down? You do know pines are the
> > predominant tree out west?
> > you do know pines are full of resin? you do
> know
> > the american indians used
> > to set pine trees on fire just for the
> > entertainment value, meaning
> > they blew up?
> >
> > no, it's obvious you don't know shit, literally
> > and figuratively
> > you really are a pathetic fuckstick
>
>
> You’re like the six year old kid who picks on
> the girl because he has a crush on her. Do you
> jerk off to Gerry or the goat?

You jerk off Gerry and his goat.

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Re: Trump said Trees are Exploding out West
Posted by: yes ()
Date: September 16, 2020 04:11PM

A pine or eucalytus tree can explode when subjected to extreme heat due to it resin content. True science.

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Re: Trump said Trees are Exploding out West
Posted by: lightening ()
Date: September 16, 2020 04:22PM

yes Wrote:
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> A pine or eucalytus tree can explode when
> subjected to extreme heat due to it resin content.
> True science.
Yes is correct
In fact lightening can cause a massive explosion with dangerous shrapnel if it hits a pine tree, resin is a conductor. OP needs to study up and not jump to conclusions.

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Re: Trump said Trees are Exploding out West
Posted by: Tiny Hands Trump ()
Date: September 16, 2020 05:07PM

yes Wrote:
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> A pine or eucalytus tree can explode when
> subjected to extreme heat due to it resin content.
> True science.


This is absolutely true. Unfortunately, this is NOT the way Trump explains why they explode. To him, they are lying dead on the forest floor and suddenly explode, causing the fire.

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Re: Trump said Trees are Exploding out West
Posted by: Own the Cons ()
Date: September 16, 2020 06:13PM

The libs are making jokes about the explosion of fires in the states they rule over. Just like the explosion of riots and fires in the cities they run. And Trump's right - Europe is not having this explosion of fires. They are big on forest management. Western Canada is also not having this explosion of fires. They stop at the border. Mexico not having them either. They blame global warming for their regional incompetence that is getting people killed and lives destroyed. See the pattern? But yeah, hilarious joke about trees exploding. TrUmP tHiNkS tReEs ExPlOde!!!!!

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