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Working Today, Should Be In My Castle Sitting on Throne
Posted by: I'm Decendant of Royalty andKing ()
Date: September 15, 2020 02:05PM

I can't believe people are making work. This job is so far below me. About 400 years ago a person in my family was a king. I can't believe I have to work.

I should be sitting in my castle looking over my royal subjects.

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Re: Working Today, Should Be In My Castle Sitting on Throne
Posted by: apricey ()
Date: September 15, 2020 02:38PM

Meade, this you?

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Re: Working Today, Should Be In My Castle Sitting on Throne
Posted by: also, I am an artist ()
Date: September 15, 2020 07:56PM

If only jewish satanists would stop stifling my career

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Re: Working Today, Should Be In My Castle Sitting on Throne
Posted by: It all makes sense ()
Date: September 15, 2020 08:28PM

also, I am an artist Wrote:
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> If only jewish satanists would stop stifling my
> career


Musical talent is subjective. I have been at it for 20 years and have amassed almost ten loyal fans. I know each and every one by name. They would be devastated if I decided I should slow down on music and funnel more energy into supporting myself. Why should I support myself like the rest of the masses? I'm better than that. I am descended from Cavaliers and slaveholders.

God told me personally he had gifted me with song.

So it is God's will that I spread it.

Where is that lucky woman who is going to bear my children?

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Re: Working Today, Should Be In My Castle Sitting on Throne
Posted by: Ironic.... ()
Date: September 15, 2020 09:27PM

...I was just on my Throne dropping a huge KROW.

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Re: Working Today, Should Be In My Castle Sitting on Throne
Posted by: Love of God/Allah/Trump Upon You ()
Date: September 15, 2020 09:42PM

This thread made me smile.

ALSO - THANK YOU FOR NOT SHITTING ON YOUR OWN KITCHEN COUNTER!

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Re: Working Today, Should Be In My Castle Sitting on Throne
Posted by: Gotha Almanac ()
Date: September 15, 2020 10:57PM

You might be more convincing if you had said 600 years. There are surprisingly few legitimate descendants of kings ruling 400 years ago, probably because of their habit of continuously intermarrying. Thus you have Louis XIV of France who was the son of a daughter of Philip III of Spaip marrying a daughter of Philip IV of Spain (his first cousin). Their son married a Duchess of Bavaria who was his second cousin and who was descended from Louis XIV's aunt and from the daughter of Philip II of Spain. Throw in a few lines dying out and revolutions in France and Russia and a coup in Serbia and the herd has been culled. There is a reason why many countries in eastern Europe were turning to obscure German princes for their kings in the late 1800s.

OTOH it should come as no surprise that there are plenty of bastards floating around.

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