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I recently purchased something from a woman in her 70's.
Posted by: FB Marketplace Purchaser ()
Date: September 15, 2020 10:03AM

She is in GREAT shape for a woman her age! She's a widow of almost 2 years. I wonder if she'd let a married man eat her and fuck her!?

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Re: I recently purchased something from a woman in her 70's.
Posted by: Eeeeeeewwwww! ()
Date: September 15, 2020 10:07AM

You one nassssy mafuckha!

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Re: I recently purchased something from a woman in her 70's.
Posted by: Granny Hunter ()
Date: September 15, 2020 10:09AM

She might be horny, but odds are she isn't. Proposition her and check back with us.

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Re: I recently purchased something from a woman in her 70's.
Posted by: Franklin B ()
Date: September 15, 2020 10:27AM

This is exactly the reason middle school children should be doing actual in class room schooling instead of trolling the internet, and posting childish shit on FFX Underground all day. Our FCPS teachers have failed.

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Re: I recently purchased something from a woman in her 70's.
Posted by: FB Marketplace Purchaser ()
Date: September 15, 2020 10:30AM

Granny Hunter Wrote:
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> She might be horny, but odds are she isn't.
> Proposition her and check back with us.

I'm not quite sure how to do that without seeming pervy...
Any ideas?

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Re: I recently purchased something from a woman in her 70's.
Posted by: Reginald Wentworth III ()
Date: September 15, 2020 10:39AM

Pics or GTFO

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Re: I recently purchased something from a woman in her 70's.
Posted by: Granny Hunter ()
Date: September 15, 2020 10:52AM

FB Marketplace Purchaser Wrote:
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> Granny Hunter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She might be horny, but odds are she isn't.
> > Proposition her and check back with us.
>
> I'm not quite sure how to do that without seeming
> pervy...
> Any ideas?


At 70, she is not interested in playing games. Just point blank ask her if she wants to fool around. The worst she can say is no.

Good luck!

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Re: I recently purchased something from a woman in her 70's.
Posted by: FB Marketplace Purchaser ()
Date: September 15, 2020 11:24AM

I was thinking about telling her that I think she is attractive and sexy, just to see what she says. It's subtle yet forward enough I guess.

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Re: I recently purchased something from a woman in her 70's.
Posted by: Septuagenerian Snatchcapades ()
Date: September 15, 2020 11:53AM

Offer to take her over to Burke Lake to watch the submarines and semen enter port.

If she says yes, she's a Navy wife so bring a gallon of anal eeeezz or your dick will bleed. Definitely wear protection- Navy - highest rate of STD's on the seas.

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Re: I recently purchased something from a woman in her 70's.
Posted by: low rider. ()
Date: September 15, 2020 05:38PM

FB Marketplace Purchaser Wrote:
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> She is in GREAT shape for a woman her age! She's a
> widow of almost 2 years. I wonder if she'd let a
> married man eat her and fuck her!?

I am in the market for a low mileage Mercury Grand Marquis. Does she have one? I will pay well over book if it is in good shape.

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Re: I recently purchased something from a woman in her 70's.
Posted by: Austin Powers ()
Date: September 15, 2020 07:31PM

Septuagenerian Snatchcapades Wrote:
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> Navy - highest rate of
> STD's on the seas.


They go from port to port.

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Re: I recently purchased something from a woman in her 70's.
Posted by: FB Marketplace Purchaser ()
Date: September 16, 2020 07:57AM

I purchased more from her last night.

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