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Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: meadewatch 2020 ()
Date: September 15, 2020 06:27AM

I am working on a plan. I am in school now to get my ministry degree. I am losing weight. I can find a nice young virgin girl in the church and marry her ( by girl I mean like 30). I can support myself as a singing minister. The church pays decent. I will have at least one child. I can do it.

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?332587-I-will-be-married-within-the-next-5-years!&p=6893189&highlight=#post6893189

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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: a 30 year old virgin? ()
Date: September 15, 2020 06:54AM

Meade will have a hard time finding a 30 year old virgin girl.

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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: Meade, the Entitled ()
Date: September 15, 2020 08:18AM

His last date didn't go well.
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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: Dr Happy Hour ()
Date: September 15, 2020 09:55AM

a 30 year old virgin? Wrote:
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> Meade will have a hard time finding a 30 year old
> virgin girl.

There is no such thing. Even if she is butt ugly I've probably banged her after a six pack of beer and some shots.

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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: Reginald Wentworth III ()
Date: September 15, 2020 10:45AM

Singing ministers beg for pocket change. He would make more money standing on a street corner with a sign saying "daddy in nursing home. I'm broke and homeless".
Meade should try non religious busking and see how that goes. I would bet a whole day of singing on a busy street corner would yield less than $6.

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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: Tough Love ()
Date: September 15, 2020 11:15AM

Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
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> Singing ministers beg for pocket change. He would
> make more money standing on a street corner with a
> sign saying "daddy in nursing home. I'm broke and
> homeless".
> Meade should try non religious busking and see how
> that goes. I would bet a whole day of singing on a
> busy street corner would yield less than $6.

Unfortunately dumbfucks still give shit to homeless standing on a street corner or outside of a store. NEVER DO THAT! YOU HURTING THEM AND KEEPING THEM ON THE STREETS!

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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: Good buddy ()
Date: September 15, 2020 11:18AM

He makes more money working the center stall at the nearest rest stop.

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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: Real World Adulting ()
Date: September 15, 2020 11:19AM

Meade needs to work at finding some real life friends and not internet bullshit artists.

Meade could start by having some friends at work and school.

Meade needs to drop his uppity white cracker attitude.

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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: The baggage of being Meade ()
Date: September 15, 2020 11:26AM

Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
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> Singing ministers beg for pocket change. He would
> make more money standing on a street corner with a
> sign saying "daddy in nursing home. I'm broke and
> homeless".
> Meade should try non religious busking and see how
> that goes. I would bet a whole day of singing on a
> busy street corner would yield less than $6.

Meade is right about those parish jobs IF HE CAN LAND ONE.



Suppose Meade somehow loses weight, takes more than one class a term and gets that degree in a few years. He is going to have to compete with a bunch of his younger fellow graduates. They won't have the baggage of being Meade.

Same is true with Meade finding a wife. There are'old-fashioned' girls out there. They are few and far between, and they can write their own ticket when it comes to finding a man whose children they will bear. What will Meade have to offer one? Security? Companionship?


"My new beau made the news in 2020, isn't he dreamy?"
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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: Meade-one of the masses ()
Date: September 15, 2020 11:43AM

Real World Adulting Wrote:
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> Meade needs to work at finding some real life
> friends and not internet bullshit artists.
>
> Meade could start by having some friends at work
> and school.
>
> Meade needs to drop his uppity white cracker
> attitude.

Who does Meade think he is, Prince William?

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?332521-I-have-to-take-a-job-that-I-feel-is-beneath-me&p=6893167#post6893167

"I'm just too old to ever make it or be discovered. I have decent art, though. I think I will just have to work with the masses. Its not that I'm a snob or anything, it's just that its hard to do a job that isn't really who you are."

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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: reelect Donald ()
Date: September 15, 2020 01:08PM

He is speaking in code, giving us a clue to his life plan. In five years Tiffany Trump will be 30-ish. IS Meade secretly dating recent law school grad the Tiffster, and planning on marrying her once she makes partner at a law firm?

Sounds like a plan, Meade!

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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: Apricey ()
Date: September 15, 2020 02:44PM

Meade, the Entitled Wrote:
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> His last date didn't go well.

This meme is brilliant!

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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: Beggars can't be choosers ()
Date: September 15, 2020 03:04PM

Apricey Wrote:
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> Meade, the Entitled Wrote:
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> > His last date didn't go well.
>
> This meme is brilliant!


Does Meade realize in order to go out on a date, he must find a woman willing to go out on a date with him?

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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: matchmaker ()
Date: September 15, 2020 03:13PM

Beggars can't be choosers Wrote:
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> Apricey Wrote:
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> -----
> > Meade, the Entitled Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > His last date didn't go well.
> >
> > This meme is brilliant!
>
>
> Does Meade realize in order to go out on a date,
> he must find a woman willing to go out on a date
> with him?


Karen Leiser actually liked Meade's music and would be a great match for him. Meade shouldn't dismiss her just because she is Jewish.

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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: first things first ()
Date: September 15, 2020 03:25PM

let's see how long he can hold down his current job

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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: Karen s a splooge demon ()
Date: September 15, 2020 03:26PM

matchmaker Wrote:
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> Beggars can't be choosers Wrote:
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> -----
> > Apricey Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Meade, the Entitled Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > His last date didn't go well.
> > >
> > > This meme is brilliant!
> >
> >
> > Does Meade realize in order to go out on a
> date,
> > he must find a woman willing to go out on a
> date
> > with him?
>
>
> Karen Leiser actually liked Meade's music and
> would be a great match for him. Meade shouldn't
> dismiss her just because she is Jewish.

Meade will never satisfy her sexual appetite.
She wants a man, not another child she will have to feed.

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Re: Meade says he will be married in the next 5 years!
Posted by: another problem ()
Date: September 15, 2020 03:47PM

karen is voting for Biden

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