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Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 11, 2020 09:08PM

You can think me later for real analysis. The reason coach Reid’s face shield fogged up, during last nights game, was due to a combination of funnel cakes, sodas, and bowels that had seen better days. From what I understand after the game the coaches midwives let Pat Mahomes and other players know, that the coach dropped a 57 Chevy but was otherwise okay.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: September 11, 2020 09:24PM

Brown, don't hurt Matilda this time. I'm sure she didn't attempt to block your thread. Remember that time with a cream whipper. All that happened is that she wound up in the hospital and you wound up in jail.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 11, 2020 11:14PM

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Brown, don't hurt Matilda this time. I'm sure she
> didn't attempt to block your thread. Remember
> that time with a cream whipper. All that happened
> is that she wound up in the hospital and you wound
> up in jail.


Why would I hurt my sister? How are your bowels?

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Anal Invader Onion ()
Date: September 11, 2020 11:44PM

Does Brown Onion's sister Matilda bleach her starfish?

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: September 12, 2020 03:30AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am guys mother passed away last weekend. This is why 5am guy has not been posting. 5am guy is sad and 5am guy is having bowel trouble because of his sadness. 5am guy just came back to work last night.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: September 12, 2020 04:33AM

Fatso Freddie can’t sleep. Will go make 22 pancakes. Will feel better.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: September 12, 2020 07:39AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am
> guys mother passed away last weekend. This is why
> 5am guy has not been posting. 5am guy is sad and
> 5am guy is having bowel trouble because of his
> sadness. 5am guy just came back to work last
> night.

My thoughts and prayers are with you 5 AM guy.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 12, 2020 08:24AM

Having a double order of biscuits and gravy from Roy Rogers plus a couple large fried potatoes on the side. My bowels got this!

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: [deleted] ()
Date: September 12, 2020 10:35AM

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: September 12, 2020 11:12AM

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: September 12, 2020 05:45PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am
> guys mother passed away last weekend. This is why
> 5am guy has not been posting. 5am guy is sad and
> 5am guy is having bowel trouble because of his
> sadness. 5am guy just came back to work last
> night.


Poopy Fartz is very sad for 5am guy's loss. Poopy Fartz wants to do something nice for 5am guy. Poopy Fartz wants to invite 5am guy over to watch some 'die hard' movies on DVD. Poopy Fartz and 5am guy can have Tortino's pizza rolls and Mike's hard Lemonaids. Poopy Fartz knows getting tipsy makes sadness go away.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: More Matilda porn! ()
Date: September 12, 2020 08:24PM

Anal Invader Onion Wrote:
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> Does Brown Onion's sister Matilda bleach her
> starfish?


She said in a recent interview how her brother Brown Onion got her into porn


She was quoted as saying "If incest is wrong, I don't want to be right."
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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: dennys girl ()
Date: September 12, 2020 08:58PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am
> guys mother passed away last weekend. This is why
> 5am guy has not been posting. 5am guy is sad and
> 5am guy is having bowel trouble because of his
> sadness. 5am guy just came back to work last
> night.

Good thing that ugly old bitch finally died. Lets celebrate!

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 13, 2020 09:06AM

This morning I made a big pot of grits and spread them out in a pan to cool. Later I cut the grits into squares and fried them in hot bacon grease. I served them to myself with a pound of crispy bacon and 6 fried eggs. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Visitor1 ()
Date: September 13, 2020 09:30AM

This sounds delicious.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 13, 2020 01:39PM

I went to Choong man again. Got a few dozen wings and that really spicy Korean sauce. Watching redzone and eating wings, life is good!

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 13, 2020 02:47PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am
> guys mother passed away last weekend. This is why
> 5am guy has not been posting. 5am guy is sad and
> 5am guy is having bowel trouble because of his
> sadness. 5am guy just came back to work last
> night.


Terribly sorry 5 am. My bowels and I send our deepest respects.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: September 13, 2020 03:51PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
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> -----
> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am
> > guys mother passed away last weekend. This is
> why
> > 5am guy has not been posting. 5am guy is sad
> and
> > 5am guy is having bowel trouble because of his
> > sadness. 5am guy just came back to work last
> > night.
>
>
> Terribly sorry 5 am. My bowels and I send our
> deepest respects.
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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Rusty Craplace... ()
Date: September 13, 2020 03:52PM

We will be having a party at BO's house this evening to celebrate 5am guy's stupid ugly bitch of a mom finally dying.

The usual fecal festivities will follow shortly after.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: September 13, 2020 05:10PM

Rusty Craplace... Wrote:
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> We will be having a party at BO's house this
> evening to celebrate 5am guy's stupid ugly bitch
> of a mom finally dying.
>
> The usual fecal festivities will follow shortly
> after.

Poopy Fartz thinks this deserves nothing but the best. Poopy Fartz will bring Jagermeister and Hot pockets for the occasion. Poopy Fartz hopes the memorial tradition will continue. Poopy Fartz cannot wait for 5am guys's moving eulogy given while 5am guy is sitting on the groan throne doing what needs to be done. Brown Onion can give the midwives the night off.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 13, 2020 07:07PM

It amazes me, the disrespect towards 5 am. He lost his mother. Can people please once show a little dignity? Even as I’m ready to have my toenails rip into the bathroom tiles my prayers are with 5 am.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: September 13, 2020 08:27PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It amazes me, the disrespect towards 5 am. He lost
> his mother. Can people please once show a little
> dignity? Even as I’m ready to have my toenails
> rip into the bathroom tiles my prayers are with 5
> am.

Mr potty mouth wants dignity with the poop talk he starts!

Here is a very dignified clip for you.
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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 13, 2020 08:57PM

Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> -----
> > It amazes me, the disrespect towards 5 am. He
> lost
> > his mother. Can people please once show a
> little
> > dignity? Even as I’m ready to have my
> toenails
> > rip into the bathroom tiles my prayers are with
> 5
> > am.
>
> Mr potty mouth wants dignity with the poop talk he
> starts!
>
> Here is a very dignified clip for you.


You’re a jerk. When you get old and your bowels betray you, you’ll understand.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Brown Onion has lots of problems ()
Date: September 13, 2020 09:17PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It amazes me, the disrespect towards 5 am. He
> > lost
> > > his mother. Can people please once show a
> > little
> > > dignity? Even as I’m ready to have my
> > toenails
> > > rip into the bathroom tiles my prayers are
> with
> > 5
> > > am.
> >
> > Mr potty mouth wants dignity with the poop talk
> he
> > starts!
> >
> > Here is a very dignified clip for you.
>
>
> You’re a jerk. When you get old and your bowels
> betray you, you’ll understand.


I know a lots of people, young and old...None of them seem to be as obsessed with talking about shit as you are except Brian who likes to jerkoff in porta-potties. The aroma excites him. Maybe there is something to Jenkum.

Once you accept the abnormality of your fixation, you will be able to get help for it. Until then, you can't expect people to normalize your freakish desires.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 14, 2020 06:33AM

I am calling out sick from work today. Roy Rogers opens in a half-hour and I am going to be there to get another double order of biscuits and gravy. My bowels are going to deal with it.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: September 14, 2020 06:51AM

I haven’t been to Tippys Taco since before Covid and my bowels have really improved. Should I go to Tippys Taco for lunch today?

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: September 14, 2020 10:37AM

Pancho Villa Wrote:
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> I haven’t been to Tippys Taco since before Covid
> and my bowels have really improved. Should I go to
> Tippys Taco for lunch today?

Do they have taco Tuesday? If so I would wait until tomorrow.

Until then enjoy...
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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Heavenly Loaf Onion ()
Date: September 14, 2020 10:39AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am
> guys mother passed away last weekend. This is why
> 5am guy has not been posting. 5am guy is sad and
> 5am guy is having bowel trouble because of his
> sadness. 5am guy just came back to work last
> night.

I think your mother would be glad you took a break from the shit fetish thread even if just for a week. For comfort imagine she is squatting from the clouds above dropping a heavenly loaf of naughty/delicious on you. Close your eyes and imagine that.

God bless.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: September song ()
Date: September 14, 2020 11:11AM

Heavenly Loaf Onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am
> > guys mother passed away last weekend. This is
> why
> > 5am guy has not been posting. 5am guy is sad
> and
> > 5am guy is having bowel trouble because of his
> > sadness. 5am guy just came back to work last
> > night.
>
> I think your mother would be glad you took a break
> from the shit fetish thread even if just for a
> week. For comfort imagine she is squatting from
> the clouds above dropping a heavenly loaf of
> naughty/delicious on you. Close your eyes and
> imagine that.
>
> God bless.


Al Bundy: Dad used to say, "Rain is the sound of angels flushing."
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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 14, 2020 02:57PM

I went to the store and got three "Cowboy cut" Ribeye steaks 3 inches thick. I am going to grill those later an smother them in cooked onions and mushrooms. They will go good with a big serving of mashed potatoes with beef gravy. We will see if I can finish all three steaks!

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: September 14, 2020 04:28PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I went to the store and got three "Cowboy cut"
> Ribeye steaks 3 inches thick. I am going to grill
> those later an smother them in cooked onions and
> mushrooms. They will go good with a big serving of
> mashed potatoes with beef gravy. We will see if I
> can finish all three steaks!


Talk about weapons of ass destruction! How about a nice salad and a boneless chicken breast instead?

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Forest Dump ()
Date: September 14, 2020 07:14PM

Look at this
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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 14, 2020 07:34PM

I wonder what Chuck Shumer's bowels are like.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Jimmy Johnson ()
Date: September 14, 2020 08:11PM

How about Barry Switzer's butt?

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Schitler's list ()
Date: September 14, 2020 08:51PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I wonder what Chuck Shumer's bowels are like.
W

Who cares about him?
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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: September 15, 2020 04:11AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am guy is still pretty sad about losing his Mom. 5am guys Mom lived to be 84 and she had a really good life though and 5am guy is trying to keep that in mind.
5am guy had some Uncle bens chili in the microwavable pouch earlier and it is causing 5am guy to have some digestive issues. 5am guy does not recommend the Uncle Ben microwavable pouch chili.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Full Metal Jenkum ()
Date: September 15, 2020 02:21PM

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 15, 2020 03:33PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in a little early
> tonight. 5am guy is still pretty sad about losing
> his Mom. 5am guys Mom lived to be 84 and she had a
> really good life though and 5am guy is trying to
> keep that in mind.
> 5am guy had some Uncle bens chili in the
> microwavable pouch earlier and it is causing 5am
> guy to have some digestive issues. 5am guy does
> not recommend the Uncle Ben microwavable pouch
> chili.

From my heart from my bowels 5 am. Praying for you during this time. Of grief. That is a good age but still so tough and grieving can accidentally make us eat foods that can destroy our bowels. I wish you well. Your bowels too.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 15, 2020 04:04PM

When I get home I am going to order the two new pizzas that Dominoes is selling, one chicken taco pizza and one cheeseburger pizza. We will see how that goes.

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Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: September 15, 2020 07:19PM





































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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: image blocking onion ()
Date: September 15, 2020 09:52PM

bump

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: salmon grilled ()
Date: September 15, 2020 10:09PM

image blocking onion Wrote:
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> bump
I like grilled salmon.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: COTS ()
Date: September 16, 2020 06:28AM

salmon grilled Wrote:
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> image blocking onion Wrote:
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> > bump
> I like grilled salmon.


grilled tuna is better.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 16, 2020 07:41AM

I sure do like those Jimmy Dean microwave breakfast bowls. I just had 4 of them for breakfast.

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: September 16, 2020 08:49AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I sure do like those Jimmy Dean microwave
> breakfast bowls. I just had 4 of them for
> breakfast.

Maybe tomorrow you should try a half of a grapefruit and some whole grain cereal instead. Your bowels would just love that!

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: Poolander ()
Date: September 16, 2020 11:50AM

I wish Ben Stiller would do a movie about this Brother in Bowel.
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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 16, 2020 05:45PM

With the nice weather I decided to cook bratwursts on the charcoal grill. I'm going to make four of them and top them with cooked red pepper and sweet onion strips plus some shredded cheese. I got some Martins potato rolls and a bag of tater-tots. My bowels should be able to handle this!

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Re: Andy Reid’s Bowels. Ha censor
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: September 16, 2020 09:46PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> With the nice weather I decided to cook bratwursts
> on the charcoal grill. I'm going to make four of
> them and top them with cooked red pepper and sweet
> onion strips plus some shredded cheese. I got some
> Martins potato rolls and a bag of tater-tots. My
> bowels should be able to handle this!


Without being judgmental I think that is slightly excessive.

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