Dios bendiga a las mamis latinas

Amen...

Teh King Wrote:
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> Dios bendiga a las mamis latinas

Signatures are for fags

Yet another reason for why we should've never given up the Canal Zone. Mamacitas!

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

Good googly moogly...



Signatures are for fags

Harry,

Do you really like gigantic rear ends?

Do you like this?



Maybe you should stop drinking those Douglas cocktails.

Alias Wrote:
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> Harry,
>
> Do you really like gigantic rear ends?

My client would like to make clear that the size of the rear end is not as important as the overall shape. My client also feels that hip-to-waist ratio plays an important role.

"Larger isn't always better"
-Harry Tuttle

>
> Do you like this?

My client does, in fact, like "THIS", hereafter referred to as Exhibit A. It is not his favorite example of a large backside, however. He finds the overall shape lacking, as the apex of the curve is too low (See attached Exhibit A-1).

I present to you more accurate examples of an attractive large backside..

Exhibit B


Exhibit C


Exhibit D


>
>
> Maybe you should stop drinking those Douglas
> cocktails.

Objection! The prosecution is badgering the witness, your honor.
Attachments:

You nailed it. its all about waist:hip ratio and apex location. The woman in the first video from Sabado Gigante had it.

I kinda got ruined ... in high school my first lover and girlfriend had one of those insane once in a lifetime asses with a 22 inch waist. It was a marvel of genetics. It would literally stop traffic. My fiance is Colombian and she has an ass on that level also. And the great thing about South American women, they are totally ass-centric. They are all about the waist/hip/apex combination.

the Miss Reef contest---asses galore

Please forgive my unprofessional behavior. I made an error in the presentation of Exhibit B.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you Exhibit B.
Attachments:

now that's a big ass.

Thank you counselor ... so ordered.

THAT is a fine piece of womanliness. Exquisite.

Harry Tuttle's Lawyer Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> -----
> > Harry,

> > Do you really like gigantic rear ends?
>
> My client would like to make clear that the size
> of the rear end is not as important as the overall
> shape. My client also feels that hip-to-waist
> ratio plays an important role.


Yet, your client made the following statement:

Harry Tuttle
Date: January 31, 2010 05:09PM

"I don't understand how people DON'T find "giant bottoms" attractive!"

The state rests its case.

Alias Wrote:
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>
> Yet, your client made the following statement:
>
> Harry Tuttle
> Date: January 31, 2010 05:09PM
>
> "I don't understand how people DON'T find "giant
> bottoms" attractive!"
>
> The state rests its case.

Your honor, the State is taking a quote out of context.

As you can plainly see, the words "giant bottoms" reside within quotation marks. In case you aren't familiar with the concept, quotation marks are used to show that the word(s) within quotation marks take on a new (and unique) meaning, often different from the actual dictionary definition(s) of said word(s).

If you would refer to the thread in question, you will see that "giant bottoms" (in quotes, mind you) is used to describe a visual example of a very specific type of derriere.

Suggesting that my client was referring to unshapely rear ends, with the phrase "giant bottoms", is asinine, as he was clearly referring to the picturesque backsides demonstrated in Exhibits B, C, and D.

The defense submits Exhibit ε (epsilon; the final frontier):
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/298711/299235.html#msg-299235

Your move, you no-ass-having, skinny, white broad.

Harry's Oversexed Attorney Wrote:
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>
> Your move, you no-ass-having, skinny, white broad.

Your honor, Mr. Tuttle's Oversexed Attorney's inflammatory comments attacking my whiteness, my gender and size of my derriere are racist, sexist and anti-small.

This man and his quotation marks should be held in contempt of court.