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Do you have a short attention span?
Posted by: Fruit Fly ()
Date: May 03, 2010 08:21AM

Does anyone even know why it would be desirable to have a long attention span?

I used to get pissed off about politics, or the economy, or angry towards other men that I had latent sexual feelings towards.

Then I started snorting crystal meth and shooting up pseudoephedrine into my testicles.

So anyways, why is mike O'meara on the radio giving blowjobs to Dan Snyder anyways?

I mean, it's not like Obama is going to reach across the aisle. It's all up to the republicans to save us from dollar ninety nine hotwings at hooters all day on tuesdays.

Those mexicans keep mowing my lawn even after I voted for John McCain and Cindy Crawford.

So, let's talk about this beltway HOT lane project they are thinking about doing.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/343091.html

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