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Has any member that ever posted on this forum that has never jerked off?
Posted by: Bros ()
Date: August 09, 2020 04:39PM

I’m sure 100% of the regulars jerk off at least once a day, and some probably 4 times a day.

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Re: Has any member that ever posted on this forum that has never jerked off?
Posted by: Son, are you stupid? ()
Date: August 09, 2020 04:49PM

Bros Wrote:
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"Has any member that ever posted on this forum that has never jerked off?"


Did you read that before posting? Try again and I will give an answer to your question? If you can actually formulate one.

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Re: Has any member that ever posted on this forum that has never jerked off?
Posted by: Wdd ()
Date: August 09, 2020 04:57PM

Son, are you stupid? Wrote:
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> Bros Wrote:
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> "Has any member that ever posted on this forum
> that has never jerked off?"
>
>
> Did you read that before posting? Try again and I
> will give an answer to your question? If you can
> actually formulate one.

I sat and debated how I should word that, while taking a piss, and haven’t jerked off in 3 days.

Show me the proper wording!

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Re: Has any member that ever posted on this forum that has never jerked off?
Posted by: local nog ()
Date: August 09, 2020 09:42PM

Is you be jerk off days here new muh dick!!!! Hah Hah I got it before a whitey

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Re: Has any member that ever posted on this forum that has never jerked off?
Posted by: Dr. Remulak ()
Date: August 09, 2020 09:44PM

I am Dr. Remulak

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Re: Has any member that ever posted on this forum that has never jerked off?
Posted by: better ()
Date: August 09, 2020 09:47PM

"Has any member that ever posted on this forum that has never jerked off?"

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Re: Has any member that ever posted on this forum that has never jerked off?
Posted by: Intended ()
Date: August 09, 2020 10:40PM

"Would any member that ever posted on this forum please jerk me off?"

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Re: Has any member that ever posted on this forum that has never jerked off?
Posted by: JD6EU ()
Date: August 09, 2020 11:09PM

I never jacked off on this forum. When I want to jack off, I put on ladies underwear & go to xhamster or porn hub & watch Black MILF/White Boy or Strapon Sissies vids. When I cream, I lick it up. The ladies underwear has really helped w/that. You know how you whack it and wanna drink it afterwards, but once you ecreamulate, suddenly you don't wanna. Well since I have on ladies lingerie, I pretend I'm suddenly a girl & it's easy to lick it all up.

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Re: Has any member that ever posted on this forum that has never jerked off?
Posted by: muchojerko ()
Date: August 10, 2020 09:22AM

ton's.. most of my life.. i have jerked off after having sex while she was in the shower...my wife may have done herself a time or two since we have been married.. which is a very long time....before we married she said sometims she would have a dream and wake up coming...her nerdy behind was a virgin when we married.. and i was far from being a kid and she is older than i am.. she did jerk off a couple boyriends.. 1 her sr year of college.. the other a couple years after she graduated...

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