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Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 07, 2020 01:03PM

The feeling of bubble guts is bad enough. Doubling over as your forty feet of piping fill up in a awful manner, and you think your starfish is going to fall out of you. This is the worst pain imaginable. The abdomen might be confused with appendicitis, but even worse is something far more sinister heavy cinder blocks will emerge.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Moore ()
Date: August 07, 2020 01:19PM

Diverticulitis?

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Onion has lots of problems ()
Date: August 07, 2020 01:32PM

Moore Wrote:
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> Diverticulitis?


He refuses to go to a doctor to get his gut checked out. He thinks posting his shitty shit stories is all he needs. His problems are not just physical.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: August 07, 2020 01:39PM

Brown Onion has lots of problems Wrote:
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> Moore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Diverticulitis?
>
>
> He refuses to go to a doctor to get his gut
> checked out. He thinks posting his shitty shit
> stories is all he needs. His problems are not just
> physical.


He does have a lot of problems, and if he saw a board certified GI and psychiatrist he would be happier. Unfortunately people like user name Brown Onion, defy both logic and science, hence the predicament he is in is not surprising.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: August 07, 2020 02:01PM

Dad and the obese neighbor, bought me a new Switch game. I’m worried the proceeds came from their jenkum sales. Both are walking around in underwear farting, and the grill is fired up again. Dad seems to have problems walking normally and his toenails are painted red.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: It’s Simple Dummy ()
Date: August 07, 2020 02:41PM

Avoid fried foods, candy, drink water, exercise!

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: NOVAisBETTER ()
Date: August 07, 2020 02:45PM

stop eating mcdicks

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: NOVAisGAYER ()
Date: August 07, 2020 02:48PM

NOVAisBETTER Wrote:
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> I can’t stop eating mcdicks
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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Rusty Craplace... ()
Date: August 07, 2020 03:18PM

My neighbor is a champion. Admittedly in my 40s, but he called it years ago. As soon as your in your 40s, all downhill on the digestive side.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: August 07, 2020 03:30PM

What up BiBs!

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Be smarter onion ()
Date: August 07, 2020 03:43PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor, bought me a new Switch
> game. I’m worried the proceeds came from their
> jenkum sales. Both are walking around in underwear
> farting, and the grill is fired up again. Dad
> seems to have problems walking normally and his
> toenails are painted red.


Don't let them use you switch unless they yse their own controllers. You do know what they do with their controllers, don't you?
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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: August 07, 2020 04:23PM

I have to tell the BiBs that Brown Onion's dependence on Oxycontin is worse than I originally thought. All three of his doctors have cut him off cold turkey. His gut is so used to the constipating effect of Oxycontin he is now in 'mudslide' mode. He won't see a doctor. I had 5 dilantins left from 2017, he seems to like taking those and at least he won't seizure out on us.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: August 07, 2020 04:30PM

Having six good sized shake n bake pork chops with coleslaw and potato salad tonight. The coleslaw is good for digestion.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Rusty Craplace... ()
Date: August 07, 2020 04:38PM

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> I have to tell the BiBs that Brown Onion's
> dependence on Oxycontin is worse than I originally
> thought. All three of his doctors have cut him
> off cold turkey. His gut is so used to the
> constipating effect of Oxycontin he is now in
> 'mudslide' mode. He won't see a doctor. I had 5
> dilantins left from 2017, he seems to like taking
> those and at least he won't seizure out on us.


Waste a lot of time on your obsession? Patently false.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: you know what? ()
Date: August 07, 2020 04:41PM

Drink some hard cider. Apple (green or red), pear, plum, pear, whatever. Alcohol content similar to beer, lots of vitamins a anitoxidants, so it's fairly nutritious stuff. Also cleans the fuck out of your guts!

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: August 07, 2020 04:51PM

Rusty Craplace... Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have to tell the BiBs that Brown Onion's
> > dependence on Oxycontin is worse than I
> originally
> > thought. All three of his doctors have cut him
> > off cold turkey. His gut is so used to the
> > constipating effect of Oxycontin he is now in
> > 'mudslide' mode. He won't see a doctor. I had
> 5
> > dilantins left from 2017, he seems to like
> taking
> > those and at least he won't seizure out on us.
>
>
> Waste a lot of time on your obsession? Patently
> false.

Us BiBs need to stay together! Where would any of us be without Brown Onion wasting too much time on his potty obsession?

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: August 07, 2020 10:08PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The feeling of bubble guts is bad enough. Doubling
> over as your forty feet of piping fill up in a
> awful manner, and you think your starfish is going
> to fall out of you. This is the worst pain
> imaginable. The abdomen might be confused with
> appendicitis, but even worse is something far more
> sinister heavy cinder blocks will emerge.

Did it look something like this?
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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: August 08, 2020 07:08AM

Scrapple, pancakes, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 08, 2020 08:38AM

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Scrapple, pancakes, coffee. Take that bowels.


Young man I pray for your bowels.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: August 08, 2020 10:37AM

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Scrapple, pancakes, coffee. Take that bowels.

You know there are some really good fresh fruits available this time of year. I had a fresh crisp apple and a bowl of instant oatmeal for breakfast. You should try something like that.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: August 08, 2020 10:49AM

Wendy's starts serving lunch soon. I am heading over there for two doubles with cheese a 10 piece spicy nuggets and a large chili but I will get a diet coke to keep the calorie count down.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Onion loves this content ()
Date: August 08, 2020 12:38PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Boiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Scrapple, pancakes, coffee. Take that bowels.
>
>
> Young man I pray for your bowels.



we are all so happy that BO and Rusty have found each other.
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Re: Bubble Guts
Date: August 08, 2020 01:28PM

I shore do hope that all yall brown guyz are havin a nice summer. Las week I thought maybe I had me the Karona but tuned out it waz jus a little bug ov some kind. I shore is sad that tha NFL preseazon games are canceld next weekend I truly lovez watchin NFL an drinkin beerz.
May tha good lord bless yall real good!

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Recollection Onion ()
Date: August 08, 2020 01:34PM

^red onion - so stupid he went to supermax prison for failing to return to prison after work release. 5 years of his life in a shithole with killers and rapists because he was too stupid to simply go back. what a dunce

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Sock Puppets on Parade ()
Date: August 08, 2020 02:09PM

Recollection Onion Wrote:
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> ^red onion - so stupid he went to supermax prison
> for failing to return to prison after work
> release. 5 years of his life in a shithole with
> killers and rapists because he was too stupid to
> simply go back. what a dunce


Red Onion is one of the many sock puppets of Brown Onion.

He really thinks everyone will fall for typing out an ethnic dialect phonetically.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 08, 2020 02:33PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I shore do hope that all yall brown guyz are havin
> a nice summer. Las week I thought maybe I had me
> the Karona but tuned out it waz jus a little bug
> ov some kind. I shore is sad that tha NFL
> preseazon games are canceld next weekend I truly
> lovez watchin NFL an drinkin beerz.
> May tha good lord bless yall real good!


Glad you didn’t catch that red onion, as it’s almost as bad as IBS. Yeah I’ll watch football if those cowards don’t stop kneeling for the flag. How are you and your bowels doing?

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Re: Bubble Guts
Date: August 08, 2020 03:21PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I shore do hope that all yall brown guyz are
> havin
> > a nice summer. Las week I thought maybe I had
> me
> > the Karona but tuned out it waz jus a little
> bug
> > ov some kind. I shore is sad that tha NFL
> > preseazon games are canceld next weekend I
> truly
> > lovez watchin NFL an drinkin beerz.
> > May tha good lord bless yall real good!
>
>
> Glad you didn’t catch that red onion, as it’s
> almost as bad as IBS. Yeah I’ll watch football
> if those cowards don’t stop kneeling for the
> flag. How are you and your bowels doing?

I iz truly blessed mr brownonion. I only works a Jiffy Lubez on Saturdayz now, I gots me a job at a auto repair shop an am takin classez to get my ASE certificationz as a real auto mechanic. I am havin a hard time with tha classez because I dont read an write so good but I will get there maby in a year or two. My bowelz are doin good these dayz as I has been seein a nutrition doctor lady an am eatin like she tellz me to most dayz. I sses that you are still strugglin with yer bowelz and I always say a prayer fo you when I pray on Sunday. God bless ya mr brownonion.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: August 08, 2020 06:10PM

Taco flavored kisses!
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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: red onion again ()
Date: August 08, 2020 07:45PM

I likez to stick toolz n lubez up in my ass cuz it reminz me of my cellmate Jermain he used to uze me az his bitch an plow my asshole evry nite. I fit a hole vice gripz in my ass da otha day. it tasted so good!

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Complete lies ()
Date: August 08, 2020 09:56PM

red onion again Wrote:
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> I likez to stick toolz n lubez up in my ass cuz it
> reminz me of my cellmate Jermain he used to uze me
> az his bitch an plow my asshole evry nite. I fit a
> hole vice gripz in my ass da otha day. it tasted
> so good!


The easiest way to tell who the real Rusty Craplace and Red Onion are is to check the ISP they post from. It is the same as Brown Onions!

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: 5 am guy ()
Date: August 09, 2020 05:07AM

5am guy is happy. 5am guy is happy at 5am.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: August 09, 2020 06:14AM

I am up early and cooking my own breakfast for a change. Cutting up potatoes onions and red pepper to make a nice potatoes O'Brien. Next I am going to make a 4 egg omelette stuffed with steak and cheese along with a toasted bagel. My bowels will be loving the challenge!

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: August 09, 2020 06:32AM

What up BiBs! Go Boiled Onion!!

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: August 09, 2020 07:46AM

25 pancakes, 30 sausage links, 15 egg omelette, 10
Gallons of OJ. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: August 09, 2020 09:06AM

Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> 25 pancakes, 30 sausage links, 15 egg omelette,
> 10
> Gallons of OJ. Take that bowels.

Wow! I had a pint of OJ and granola with skim milk.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: August 09, 2020 09:21AM

toasted onion Wrote:
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> Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> > 25 pancakes, 30 sausage links, 15 egg omelette,
> > 10
> > Gallons of OJ. Take that bowels.
>
> Wow! I had a pint of OJ and granola with skim
> milk.


Lightweight

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Hot Biscuit ()
Date: August 09, 2020 09:27AM

My own stools sir are perfect they are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcdngkuPi9w

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: August 09, 2020 11:25AM

I just got home from walmart. Going to cook 5 pounds of chicken leg quarters on the Weber kettle later.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: August 09, 2020 11:39AM

Hot Biscuit Wrote:
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> My own stools sir are perfect they are gigantic
> and have no more odor than a hot biscuit!
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcdngkuPi9w


"always some killing you got to do around a farm..."
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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: August 09, 2020 01:22PM

Unique shit gifs. Almost afraid to ask where you get these from.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: August 09, 2020 01:32PM

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Unique shit gifs. Almost afraid to ask where you
> get these from.


Poopy Fartz thinks they are the best part of BO's threads. Poopy Fartz wants to know if there is a dating app which features the women in these clips. Poopy Fartz keeps getting shot down on "plenty o fish'.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Fart Freddy ()
Date: August 09, 2020 01:35PM

Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> Fare Fax Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Unique shit gifs. Almost afraid to ask where
> you
> > get these from.
>
>
> Poopy Fartz thinks they are the best part of BO's
> threads. Poopy Fartz wants to know if there is a
> dating app which features the women in these
> clips. Poopy Fartz keeps getting shot down on
> "plenty o fish'.


Plenty of Shit.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: August 09, 2020 02:36PM

Dad is wearing a t shirt that says 'SCAT, My Body - My Choice!' The Obese neighbor says his 'tummy is full to bursting' as he carries drop cloths up to the guest room. Im glad Phillip Winslow Jr. College is opening the dorms on Aug. 20 - I cannot wait to be back on my own. Ill be repeating 1st year.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Do yourself a favor ()
Date: August 09, 2020 02:48PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor, bought me a new Switch
> game. I’m worried the proceeds came from their
> jenkum sales. Both are walking around in underwear
> farting, and the grill is fired up again. Dad
> seems to have problems walking normally and his
> toenails are painted red.


My favorite Nintendo console is the Wii!
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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Cebu ()
Date: August 09, 2020 02:48PM

Today, I’m 400 days sober from alcohol. Reading these posts keeps me sane. Just wanted to update everyone since I got so much support from my 300 days sober post.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 09, 2020 03:10PM

Cebu Wrote:
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> Today, I’m 400 days sober from alcohol. Reading
> these posts keeps me sane. Just wanted to update
> everyone since I got so much support from my 300
> days sober post.


Whether bowels or booze, both have caused pain to mankind since their inception. Hope today is going decently for you, and congratulations as booze is bad for brain cells, bowels, and more.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: WWJD? ()
Date: August 09, 2020 03:29PM

What would Jello do?
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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: August 09, 2020 04:20PM

Pizza watching golf. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: August 09, 2020 04:55PM

My chicken leg quarters are almost done. Since I have to go into the office tomorrow I will just eat 3 pounds of the chicken tonight and take 2 pounds for lunch tomorrow. My bowels should be able to handle it.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: 12 Step Onion ()
Date: August 09, 2020 05:03PM

Cebu Wrote:
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> Today, I’m 400 days sober from alcohol. Reading
> these posts keeps me sane. Just wanted to update
> everyone since I got so much support from my 300
> days sober post.

Congrats on that! Talk to your sponsor about the fact you come to this site and view scat porn he may have some useful tips. 400 days is great and it only gets better from there.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Land of the free Onion ()
Date: August 09, 2020 05:42PM

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Pizza watching golf. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!

Here is a delightful way to combine golf with bowels.
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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: 12 step Onion ()
Date: August 09, 2020 11:33PM

12 Step Onion Wrote:
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> Cebu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Today, I’m 400 days sober from alcohol.
> Reading
> > these posts keeps me sane. Just wanted to
> update
> > everyone since I got so much support from my
> 300
> > days sober post.
>
> Congrats on that! Talk to your sponsor about the
> fact you come to this site and view scat porn he
> may have some useful tips. 400 days is great and
> it only gets better from there.

My sponsor is the one who told me about this site. He posts a fair number of the shit gifs. Not as many as Brown Onion, but who does? He doesn't have a prurient interest in such things. He just wants to get on people's nerves. I need to read page 419 before I sleep...

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Rusty Craplace.. ()
Date: August 10, 2020 12:45AM



spring, what ever happened to this girl? Julie? Werent you dating her at one time? She seemed to be a really nice girl and her wii skills were great. Its hard to find a good woman who likes to scat while playing dance games.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: another victim of fecalphobia ()
Date: August 10, 2020 11:13AM

Rusty Craplace.. Wrote:
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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Another victim??? ()
Date: August 10, 2020 11:15AM

Rusty Craplace.. Wrote:

>
> spring, what ever happened to this girl? Julie?
> Werent you dating her at one time? She seemed to
> be a really nice girl and her wii skills were
> great. Its hard to find a good woman who likes to
> scat while playing dance games.

Her pooping while playing was anything but intentional. Julie was destined to go on to greatness as a competitive gamer. While she was gaming she would enter the 'zone' and was unstoppable. She would become totally absorbed into the game and would sometimes lose control over her bladder and bowels. She took to gaming pantless thinking that would help save her clothing. Jealous haters used that to get her out of gaming entirely. Why are there so many fecalphobes in this world? We are so lucky that we have this progressive forum where we can discuss poop in a mature and productive manner.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 10, 2020 03:34PM

Why does someone playing on an Atari or whatever these game systems have to do with bowels? When I used to play pinball at the arcade, it had nothing to do with bowels. Makes no sense.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: what the fuck is wrong with you? ()
Date: August 10, 2020 04:08PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Why does someone playing on an Atari or whatever
> these game systems have to do with bowels? When I
> used to play pinball at the arcade, it had nothing
> to do with bowels. Makes no sense.


You think the vice president is in your bathroom praying for your poopies.
I don't think you are in the position to judge what makes sense to real people.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/3425234/3425234.html#msg-3425234

Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: July 31, 2020 09:39PM

It’s an honor and a privilege. My midwife team is astounded, but Vice President Pence has taken photographs with them, and also signed autographs to them. As I struggle dropping off cinder blocks, I appreciate his thoughtful and caring prayers to my bowels. He’s not even wearing a mask and is a great sport, providing me good psalms and funny jokes as I labor away with a monstrosity on the groan throne. We are so blessed, and I thank him for his service tonight as he’s a wonderful Christian man who cares very much. He promised to let President Trump know of my woes, and will talk to him about legislation for people with IBS.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: August 10, 2020 04:34PM

Making a big salad when I get home, going to top it with cubes of leftover meatloaf a pound of crispy bacon and lots of cheese. Salad will be good for my digestion.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: August 10, 2020 07:10PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Making a big salad when I get home, going to top
> it with cubes of leftover meatloaf a pound of
> crispy bacon and lots of cheese. Salad will be
> good for my digestion.


Best wishes but that could make everything worse.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: August 10, 2020 07:24PM

I like to slurp diarrhea with a straw. Its even more fun with a buddy and two straws.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ..We ()
Date: August 10, 2020 09:00PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> I like to slurp diarrhea with a straw. Its even
> more fun with a buddy and two straws.


Remember the time we watched 'Predator' on VHS and the Pizza rolls kicked in? We took turns in the bathroom until we lost all our inhibitions.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: August 10, 2020 09:24PM

Rusty Craplace ..We Wrote:
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
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> > I like to slurp diarrhea with a straw. Its even
> > more fun with a buddy and two straws.
>
>
> Remember the time we watched 'Predator' on VHS and
> the Pizza rolls kicked in? We took turns in the
> bathroom until we lost all our inhibitions.

It was great! Then Brown Onion came over and shit a foot long log for the main course, but he ended up eating it all himself.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Jules Fan Onion ()
Date: August 10, 2020 10:00PM

Another victim??? Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace.. Wrote:
>
> >
> > spring, what ever happened to this girl? Julie?
> > Werent you dating her at one time? She seemed
> to
> > be a really nice girl and her wii skills were
> > great. Its hard to find a good woman who likes
> to
> > scat while playing dance games.
>
> Her pooping while playing was anything but
> intentional. Julie was destined to go on to
> greatness as a competitive gamer. While she was
> gaming she would enter the 'zone' and was
> unstoppable. She would become totally absorbed
> into the game and would sometimes lose control
> over her bladder and bowels. She took to gaming
> pantless thinking that would help save her
> clothing. Jealous haters used that to get her out
> of gaming entirely. Why are there so many
> fecalphobes in this world? We are so lucky that we
> have this progressive forum where we can discuss
> poop in a mature and productive manner.

Fantastic write up and yes she did turn pro for a brief period. Prudes and fecalphobes simply were not ready for such focus - she was ahead of her time in that sport.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: August 11, 2020 05:00AM

5am guy says HI!

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Hi five ()
Date: August 11, 2020 05:00AM

Antibiotics have been making me have very loose stool

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: High Five Ghost ()
Date: August 11, 2020 07:06AM

Hi five Wrote:
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> Antibiotics have been making me have very loose
> stool

Opiates having the direct opposite effect on my bowels.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: August 11, 2020 08:07AM

Hi Mr Brown and others! Hope everyone is dealing with this crazy pandemic okay. I had to quit my job at the hospital because of the pandemic but my Grandma and some of her friends hired me to do some work around their homes. The old Mercury I was driving needed a new transmission so my Dad bought me a old Mazda pickup truck, it does not look too good but it runs very well and the air conditioner works great.
I start back at school in two weeks and I cant wait to get started.
I hope all the serious posters here are doing well with physically challenged digestive systems. God bless everyone!

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: August 11, 2020 10:31AM

I am going to leave work at noon today. Got to drive out to Warrenton to get a few fish platters from Long John Silvers. My bowels can take it!

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: August 11, 2020 12:19PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy says HI!


Poopt Fartz says HI! to 5am guy. Poopy Fartz wants to know if 5am guy wants to come over for Domino's Pizza and play Monopoly. 5am guy can be banker. Poopy Fartz was listening to the coors light last time when Poopy Fartz was banker.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: 1st Amendment Onion ()
Date: August 11, 2020 02:18PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Why does someone playing on an Atari or whatever
> these game systems have to do with bowels? When I
> used to play pinball at the arcade, it had nothing
> to do with bowels. Makes no sense.

Quit being a bitch. It is called "Freedom of Speech".

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Verified Green_Onion ()
Date: August 11, 2020 04:01PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi Mr Brown and others! Hope everyone is dealing
> with this crazy pandemic okay. I had to quit my
> job at the hospital because of the pandemic but my
> Grandma and some of her friends hired me to do
> some work around their homes. The old Mercury I
> was driving needed a new transmission so my Dad
> bought me a old Mazda pickup truck, it does not
> look too good but it runs very well and the air
> conditioner works great.
> I start back at school in two weeks and I cant
> wait to get started.
> I hope all the serious posters here are doing well
> with physically challenged digestive systems. God
> bless everyone!

Spring, great to hear you are doing well. Sorry to hear about your old Mercury - we have lots of memories together in that car. If you want I can let you borrow my windowless white van with the twin mattress in the back! Id say we have memories there together too but with all the roofies I put in your ice cream back then I doubt you remember anything other than waking up with your underwear glued to your anus.

Be well...

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: August 11, 2020 04:26PM

The Long John silvers I had lunch at today is also a KFC so after I finished my fish and chips I got a family pack of KFC which includes biscuits coleslaw and mashed potatoes. I brought that home for a nice meal tonight. My bowels are struggling a little but they will tough it out.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: August 11, 2020 04:31PM

Verified Green_Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi Mr Brown and others! Hope everyone is
> dealing
> > with this crazy pandemic okay. I had to quit my
> > job at the hospital because of the pandemic but
> my
> > Grandma and some of her friends hired me to do
> > some work around their homes. The old Mercury I
> > was driving needed a new transmission so my Dad
> > bought me a old Mazda pickup truck, it does not
> > look too good but it runs very well and the air
> > conditioner works great.
> > I start back at school in two weeks and I cant
> > wait to get started.
> > I hope all the serious posters here are doing
> well
> > with physically challenged digestive systems.
> God
> > bless everyone!
>
> Spring, great to hear you are doing well. Sorry
> to hear about your old Mercury - we have lots of
> memories together in that car. If you want I can
> let you borrow my windowless white van with the
> twin mattress in the back! Id say we have
> memories there together too but with all the
> roofies I put in your ice cream back then I doubt
> you remember anything other than waking up with
> your underwear glued to your anus.
>
> Be well...


There were several types of ooze stuck to the back side of my Hanes. All but the blood washed out fine.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Jules rhino rage ()
Date: August 11, 2020 06:54PM

I am looking for a guy in here who goes by the name spring. I used to date him. I just wanted him to know that I got the DNA test results and it is his son, not the fat neighbor guy's. I was also wondering if he still has my wii dance dance revolution disc.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 11, 2020 07:45PM

I think it’s obvious that the cinder blocks, or other strange shaped cactus anvil will be here soon enough. To all who’s bowels are betraying them, it’s far worse as Kamala Harris sized shits are possible. Good luck to all.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Trump v Biden butt? ()
Date: August 11, 2020 08:12PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think it’s obvious that the cinder blocks, or
> other strange shaped cactus anvil will be here
> soon enough. To all who’s bowels are betraying
> them, it’s far worse as Kamala Harris sized
> shits are possible. Good luck to all.


Who’s got best amongst President candidates?

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: I know, I know ()
Date: August 11, 2020 08:16PM

Trump v Biden butt? Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think it’s obvious that the cinder blocks,
> or
> > other strange shaped cactus anvil will be here
> > soon enough. To all who’s bowels are
> betraying
> > them, it’s far worse as Kamala Harris sized
> > shits are possible. Good luck to all.
>
>
> Who’s got best amongst President candidates?


Kanye West has the best butt.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Mango 67 ()
Date: August 12, 2020 04:00AM

Anyone have pics of Harris from behind? She got curves?

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: 4am gal ()
Date: August 12, 2020 04:08AM

Waiting for 5am guy

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: August 12, 2020 06:48AM

I’m not going into work. Why make a mess of my car?

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Reality checker ()
Date: August 12, 2020 08:01AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> I’m not going into work. Why make a mess of my
> car?

When you eat shit that’s the result!

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: August 12, 2020 10:36AM

The Obese neighbor keeps children locked in his windowless attic - they are teens by now. Also I made a public information poster for my dorm at school

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: August 12, 2020 10:46AM

Digging for gold
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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: August 12, 2020 11:02AM

No one likes the content you like.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: August 12, 2020 11:14AM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> No one likes the content you like.

Why the fecalphobia?
Like all of Brown Onion's threads, this thread is about poop.
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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: August 12, 2020 12:32PM

Now that I’m in college, the obese neighbor, is becoming far more friendly. He gave me a nice football player butt squeeze the other day, and says my shorts are really nice. It’s so good that he is becoming more polite, and even offered to show me movies tonight in the darkened family room. Dad is on vacation, and I think this could be good for our getting to know each other.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Rocko Meats ()
Date: August 12, 2020 12:42PM

Not sure if the porterhouse was good for down below but it tasted great.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: John Irvingson ()
Date: August 12, 2020 01:23PM

I made the bad choice yesterday, of Costco chicken with cheese and crackers later on, with some red wine. This has caused constipation and it is rather uncomfortable.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Sam guy ()
Date: August 13, 2020 05:03AM

5an guy hopes the BiBs are doing well.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: August 13, 2020 06:46AM

Waffles, hash browns, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Foodie ()
Date: August 13, 2020 06:57AM

Do you butter the waffles? I like to butter the waffles and pancakes.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 13, 2020 07:41AM

Sitting here on the groan throne this morning. Guessing I’ll finish “War and Peace” as not going anywhere for awhile. Backed up and when it’s time, the cinder blocks are going to hurt like hell.

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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Tricky 29 ()
Date: August 13, 2020 08:51AM

Go to 29 Diner. That’ll clear anyone out.

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Re: Bubble Guts
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Date: August 13, 2020 09:36AM





































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Re: Bubble Guts
Posted by: Let me fix it for you ()
Date: August 13, 2020 11:52AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Why does someone playing on an Atari or whatever
> these game systems have to do with bowels? When I
> used to play pinball at the arcade, it had nothing
> to do with bowels. Makes no sense.

Is this more to your liking?

The last time Julie made it to the groan throne, Bobby Mcfaren was there to serenade her with 'Don't worry be happy'. She had a pair of special guest midwives, Cloris Leachman and Betty White. Though both are in their nineties they understood the important work at hand. Of course, they wanted to know which of the two Julie preferred, and she didn't answer. I would have said Cloris because of that 60-year-old Twilight Zone with the son sending people to the corn field.

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