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Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: handyman ()
Date: August 03, 2020 03:15PM

5 inches of rain coming. I just finished cleaning mine with a hose. Gonna rain like a mofo

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: MAGA! ()
Date: August 03, 2020 03:17PM

It's not going to rain. those weather fuckers always get it wrong.

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: lllerle ()
Date: August 03, 2020 03:24PM

Got me a new fangel gutter three thing filter, like they show on the TV commercials. Gonna save me a lot of money too!!!!, never will be on a dangerous ladder again. Suckers!!!!

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: Libs R Hitler. ()
Date: August 03, 2020 03:24PM

I let the rain clean the gutters. Climbing a ladder is dangerous.

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: Eventully they rot ()
Date: August 03, 2020 03:31PM

the leaves rot in time and come down the drain pipe as fertilizers. My gutters are used for squirrels to hide nuts and Robins to find worms and bugs. Just helping nature.

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: .AARPer. ()
Date: August 03, 2020 03:39PM

Just Call Ned. He's here to help.
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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: good time to inspect the roof ()
Date: August 03, 2020 03:41PM

I can access all my gutters from the roof. I just climb 12 feet up a ladder and hose them down. Only one side is high enough to kill me if I fall. Im careful. I have those shitty gutter guards too but small debris and sticks still get through. My gutters will clog and overflow if I dont keep them very clean so I have to do this otherwise I get water damage.

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: that's OK ()
Date: August 03, 2020 03:43PM

good time to inspect the roof Wrote:
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> I can access all my gutters from the roof. I just
> climb 12 feet up a ladder and hose them down.
> Only one side is high enough to kill me if I fall.
> Im careful. I have those shitty gutter guards too
> but small debris and sticks still get through. My
> gutters will clog and overflow if I dont keep them
> very clean so I have to do this otherwise I get
> water damage.

Don't worry about it, think of a Leaf Filter though. can be installed right over your existing gutters, no structural water damage again. And you'll save a lot of money!!!!

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: <=> Father Gutter ()
Date: August 03, 2020 03:45PM

Sky is black, too late for you fools to do anything now. ill pray for your souls and basements. May God be with you.

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: gutter mouthed bastard ()
Date: August 03, 2020 03:48PM

I hate them ornery gutters to Kingdom come!!! Always did!

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: I pour gasoline into them ()
Date: August 03, 2020 03:51PM

then light. Burns all the leaves right out!

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: don't get it ()
Date: August 03, 2020 03:58PM

Those Gutter Filters, wouldn't a person still have to clean the accumulation above the filtering system though? I don't get it? All it looks like a fine mesh screen on a bracket. Wouldn't even the screen eventually be clumped with detritus. People in the TV audience just nod their heads and ask easy questions. Must have offered the audience a free bowl of soup there.

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: "Gutters cleaned $25" ()
Date: August 03, 2020 04:12PM

Saw a sign at an intersection that said "Gutters cleaned $25"

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: reasonable ()
Date: August 03, 2020 04:15PM

"Gutters cleaned $25" Wrote:
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> Saw a sign at an intersection that said "Gutters
> cleaned $25"


As long as they are efficient, don't want to have to climb a ladder to do gutter inspection like I have to with those Vietnamese gutter cleaners anymore.

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: my trumptard neighbor ()
Date: August 03, 2020 04:47PM

my trumptard neighbor says the hurricane winds will blow the gutters clean

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: my libtard neighbor ()
Date: August 03, 2020 04:54PM

let his kid ruin the house by talking him into those cheap ass gutter helmet things. they work great if it's a light drizzle, but the downpours we've been getting lately have overflowed his gutters and caused water damage inside the house


never listen to your libshit kids

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: fat fuc ()
Date: August 03, 2020 05:07PM

I just say "Alexa clean my gutters" within a couple days it is done!

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: oh for fuck sake! ()
Date: August 03, 2020 05:25PM

my trumptard neighbor has fallen off his fucking ladder. He seems OK; just a twisted ankle. He says he fell because his wife was distracting him (quite possible as she henpecks him a lot); she says he fell because he's drunk (very probably as he is always drunk).

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: cloggin ()
Date: August 03, 2020 06:00PM

don't get it Wrote:
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> Those Gutter Filters, wouldn't a person still have
> to clean the accumulation above the filtering
> system though? I don't get it? All it looks like
> a fine mesh screen on a bracket. Wouldn't even the
> screen eventually be clumped with detritus.
> People in the TV audience just nod their heads and
> ask easy questions. Must have offered the
> audience a free bowl of soup there.

They definitely help but you are right they dont keep everything out. Maple tree seeds are a good example. I have combo of some just metal mesh and some of the plastic mesh neither is perfect. The plastic is flimsy and often clogs occur on top of the mesh and cave it in. The metal allows small twigs and all the maple seeds in. Eventually they wash into the downspout and clogg

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: Ummm.......... ()
Date: August 03, 2020 06:53PM

handyman Wrote:
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> 5 inches of rain coming. I just finished cleaning
> mine with a hose. Gonna rain like a mofo


So you used a hose to put water down your gutters in order to let the rainwater... go down your gutters? That is brilliant.

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: DMBFK ()
Date: August 03, 2020 11:28PM

Ummm.......... Wrote:
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> handyman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 inches of rain coming. I just finished
> cleaning
> > mine with a hose. Gonna rain like a mofo
>
>
> So you used a hose to put water down your gutters
> in order to let the rainwater... go down your
> gutters? That is brilliant.


the world outside of your moms basement is an amazing place,
you really should explore it sometime

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: temple ()
Date: August 04, 2020 12:33AM

Ummm.......... Wrote:
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> handyman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 inches of rain coming. I just finished
> cleaning
> > mine with a hose. Gonna rain like a mofo
>
>
> So you used a hose to put water down your gutters
> in order to let the rainwater... go down your
> gutters? That is brilliant.

They invented these things called 'nozzles' the create a 'high pressure stream.' Are you the mentally ill middle aged fat dude who stabbed his father? Have you ever been able to do chores or work on the house?

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: opz ()
Date: August 04, 2020 01:06PM

sun is back out - FAKE news on the tropical storm. Cleaned my gutters for nothing

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: live and learns ()
Date: August 04, 2020 01:16PM

my libtard neighbor Wrote:
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> let his kid ruin the house by talking him into
> those cheap ass gutter helmet things. they work
> great if it's a light drizzle, but the downpours
> we've been getting lately have overflowed his
> gutters and caused water damage inside the house
>
>
> never listen to your libshit kids


They work pretty good in a Desert Environment I hear.

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: MAGA! ()
Date: August 04, 2020 03:48PM

i told you there would be no hurricane.

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: trump rebuked the hurricane! ()
Date: August 04, 2020 03:55PM

well, this was a big nothing burger

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Re: Clean your Gutters NOW!
Posted by: Hurricane Goes Straight to DC ()
Date: August 04, 2020 04:00PM

trump rebuked the hurricane! Wrote:
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> well, this was a big nothing burger

Wait for it. Hurricane season just started. That was the earliest hurricane in a long while. Wait until August heats up the Atlantic and we start to get the CAT 5 storms.

As for Trump rebukking... the hurricane went directly over DC so more like Trump attracts disasters.

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