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Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 02, 2020 09:01PM
Dean Martin’s Italian music in the background, and that Italian wine look so tasty, but you know that you’re not supposed to indulge. You ignore the succulent mouth watering aromas of that freshly baked pizza, using every bit of your will power, when that evil tiramisu screams out “eat me.” It looks so delicious, and you know the flavors will be rich, succulent, an orgasmic dessert.
Yet with your forty feet of tubing down below, plus what’s left of your ragged starfish, do you want to commit the sin of gluttony. That’s right it’s one of the worst sins, and the ripped up plumbing down below is not going to like it, no matter how appealing it may be. Unfortunately bowels control the brain, not the other way around, and I made the mistake and will be paying the ultimate price on the groan throne. There will be toenails scraping the tiles, and lots of facial contortions, crying, screaming, maybe even having to bite down on my Sears Roebuck belt. Beware my friends, as once you hit a certain age, your lower 40 will betray you in a sinister manner.
Yet with your forty feet of tubing down below, plus what’s left of your ragged starfish, do you want to commit the sin of gluttony. That’s right it’s one of the worst sins, and the ripped up plumbing down below is not going to like it, no matter how appealing it may be. Unfortunately bowels control the brain, not the other way around, and I made the mistake and will be paying the ultimate price on the groan throne. There will be toenails scraping the tiles, and lots of facial contortions, crying, screaming, maybe even having to bite down on my Sears Roebuck belt. Beware my friends, as once you hit a certain age, your lower 40 will betray you in a sinister manner.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Fare Fax
()
Date: August 02, 2020 09:44PM
Glad to be young. Not looking forward to this. Good luck BO!
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: August 02, 2020 09:46PM
10 large Dominos pizzas, 12 pack of Bud light. Take that bowels.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Brown Poop
()
Date: August 02, 2020 09:47PM
shit poop scat crap
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Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Frightened Onion
()
Date: August 03, 2020 05:14AM
We’re going to start eating healthier today! Aging colon sounds awful.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: August 03, 2020 07:41AM
Bacon, eggs, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: August 03, 2020 11:28AM
Pizza for lunch. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Ghost of Bowel's future
()
Date: August 03, 2020 11:32AM
Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Glad to be young. Not looking forward to this.
> Good luck BO!
Use Brown Onion's plight as a warning. Treat your body better today and you won't wind up as a whining bitter old man like BO. Moderation is the key to everything. Enjoy the foods you like but don't eat them each and every day.
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> Glad to be young. Not looking forward to this.
> Good luck BO!
Use Brown Onion's plight as a warning. Treat your body better today and you won't wind up as a whining bitter old man like BO. Moderation is the key to everything. Enjoy the foods you like but don't eat them each and every day.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Retired GI
()
Date: August 03, 2020 02:03PM
Ghost of Bowel's future Wrote:
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> Fare Fax Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Glad to be young. Not looking forward to this.
> > Good luck BO!
>
> Use Brown Onion's plight as a warning. Treat your
> body better today and you won't wind up as a
> whining bitter old man like BO. Moderation is the
> key to everything. Enjoy the foods you like but
> don't eat them each and every day.
Also, don’t forget to schedule an appointment with a board certified GI.
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> Fare Fax Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Glad to be young. Not looking forward to this.
> > Good luck BO!
>
> Use Brown Onion's plight as a warning. Treat your
> body better today and you won't wind up as a
> whining bitter old man like BO. Moderation is the
> key to everything. Enjoy the foods you like but
> don't eat them each and every day.
Also, don’t forget to schedule an appointment with a board certified GI.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: August 03, 2020 03:01PM
Can’t count how many years it’s been since having that.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
efrbgrbfg
()
Date: August 03, 2020 03:17PM
Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.
SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY
LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him
G2 has now been wimpering that anti-G2 posts are "unfair" and that users who protest G2 should be blocked, SWATTED (see above), and forced on medications (see above), and that "someone else is G2". However - do not let the vicious foreign attacker fool you into your death our out of your community: G2 has been active since exactly the beginning of 2017 "hillary has already won the election" set of lies and has only DOUBLED spam recently - yes the suicide taunting of others, false information, and all else listed above. He is not wimpering for help he has doubled the spam and vicious attacks (or they, communist/facist using federal money. I pinned him correctly when I began this warning post.
GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.
DROP DEAD G2
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
toasted onion
()
Date: August 03, 2020 04:36PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dean Martin’s Italian music in the background,
> and that Italian wine look so tasty, but you know
> that you’re not supposed to indulge. You ignore
> the succulent mouth watering aromas of that
> freshly baked pizza, using every bit of your will
> power, when that evil tiramisu screams out “eat
> me.” It looks so delicious, and you know the
> flavors will be rich, succulent, an orgasmic
> dessert.
>
> Yet with your forty feet of tubing down below,
> plus what’s left of your ragged starfish, do you
> want to commit the sin of gluttony. That’s right
> it’s one of the worst sins, and the ripped up
> plumbing down below is not going to like it, no
> matter how appealing it may be. Unfortunately
> bowels control the brain, not the other way
> around, and I made the mistake and will be paying
> the ultimate price on the groan throne. There will
> be toenails scraping the tiles, and lots of facial
> contortions, crying, screaming, maybe even having
> to bite down on my Sears Roebuck belt. Beware my
> friends, as once you hit a certain age, your lower
> 40 will betray you in a sinister manner.
Good advice indeed!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dean Martin’s Italian music in the background,
> and that Italian wine look so tasty, but you know
> that you’re not supposed to indulge. You ignore
> the succulent mouth watering aromas of that
> freshly baked pizza, using every bit of your will
> power, when that evil tiramisu screams out “eat
> me.” It looks so delicious, and you know the
> flavors will be rich, succulent, an orgasmic
> dessert.
>
> Yet with your forty feet of tubing down below,
> plus what’s left of your ragged starfish, do you
> want to commit the sin of gluttony. That’s right
> it’s one of the worst sins, and the ripped up
> plumbing down below is not going to like it, no
> matter how appealing it may be. Unfortunately
> bowels control the brain, not the other way
> around, and I made the mistake and will be paying
> the ultimate price on the groan throne. There will
> be toenails scraping the tiles, and lots of facial
> contortions, crying, screaming, maybe even having
> to bite down on my Sears Roebuck belt. Beware my
> friends, as once you hit a certain age, your lower
> 40 will betray you in a sinister manner.
Good advice indeed!
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
what the fuck?
()
Date: August 03, 2020 04:45PM
toasted onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dean Martin’s Italian music in the
> background,
> > and that Italian wine look so tasty, but you
> know
> > that you’re not supposed to indulge. You
> ignore
> > the succulent mouth watering aromas of that
> > freshly baked pizza, using every bit of your
> will
> > power, when that evil tiramisu screams out
> “eat
> > me.” It looks so delicious, and you know the
> > flavors will be rich, succulent, an orgasmic
> > dessert.
> >
> > Yet with your forty feet of tubing down below,
> > plus what’s left of your ragged starfish, do
> you
> > want to commit the sin of gluttony. That’s
> right
> > it’s one of the worst sins, and the ripped up
> > plumbing down below is not going to like it, no
> > matter how appealing it may be. Unfortunately
> > bowels control the brain, not the other way
> > around, and I made the mistake and will be
> paying
> > the ultimate price on the groan throne. There
> will
> > be toenails scraping the tiles, and lots of
> facial
> > contortions, crying, screaming, maybe even
> having
> > to bite down on my Sears Roebuck belt. Beware
> my
> > friends, as once you hit a certain age, your
> lower
> > 40 will betray you in a sinister manner.
>
>
> Good advice indeed!
What advice, just common sense.
Part of becoming an adult is discovering if you eat crappy foods you get crappy shits.
Am I missing something in the OP?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dean Martin’s Italian music in the
> background,
> > and that Italian wine look so tasty, but you
> know
> > that you’re not supposed to indulge. You
> ignore
> > the succulent mouth watering aromas of that
> > freshly baked pizza, using every bit of your
> will
> > power, when that evil tiramisu screams out
> “eat
> > me.” It looks so delicious, and you know the
> > flavors will be rich, succulent, an orgasmic
> > dessert.
> >
> > Yet with your forty feet of tubing down below,
> > plus what’s left of your ragged starfish, do
> you
> > want to commit the sin of gluttony. That’s
> right
> > it’s one of the worst sins, and the ripped up
> > plumbing down below is not going to like it, no
> > matter how appealing it may be. Unfortunately
> > bowels control the brain, not the other way
> > around, and I made the mistake and will be
> paying
> > the ultimate price on the groan throne. There
> will
> > be toenails scraping the tiles, and lots of
> facial
> > contortions, crying, screaming, maybe even
> having
> > to bite down on my Sears Roebuck belt. Beware
> my
> > friends, as once you hit a certain age, your
> lower
> > 40 will betray you in a sinister manner.
>
>
> Good advice indeed!
What advice, just common sense.
Part of becoming an adult is discovering if you eat crappy foods you get crappy shits.
Am I missing something in the OP?
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Colon Blow
()
Date: August 03, 2020 04:45PM
Fare Fax Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Glad to be young. Not looking forward to this.
> Good luck BO!
Not like that for everyone. I'm old and I eat what the hell I want to. Damn the consequences!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Glad to be young. Not looking forward to this.
> Good luck BO!
Not like that for everyone. I'm old and I eat what the hell I want to. Damn the consequences!
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Rally Wingo
()
Date: August 03, 2020 04:47PM
Interesting reading. Avoiding dessert.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
toasted onion
()
Date: August 03, 2020 04:59PM
I find it is good to keep recreational eating down to two or three meals a month. Most meals should consist of fruits vegetables high fiber breads and very little or no meats and dairy products.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 03, 2020 05:51PM
It’s always the same crap. Our World Wide Web doctors and arm chair experts to the rescue. Yes eat more fruits and vegetables. Or to the doctor who keeps wanting new business for his golfing pals after his finger is in rectums all day. Until your bowels have betrayed you, you’re second or third string at best on the bowel team. IBS is not a joke, and for these suggestions, be a part of the solution by getting out in the community and the like. And be grateful your groan throne isn’t the version of hell thats repeated even in your sleep.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Buck up and stop your whining
()
Date: August 03, 2020 06:09PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It’s always the same crap. Our World Wide Web
> doctors and arm chair experts to the rescue. Yes
> eat more fruits and vegetables. Or to the doctor
> who keeps wanting new business for his golfing
> pals after his finger is in rectums all day. Until
> your bowels have betrayed you, you’re second or
> third string at best on the bowel team. IBS is not
> a joke, and for these suggestions, be a part of
> the solution by getting out in the community and
> the like. And be grateful your groan throne
> isn’t the version of hell thats repeated even in
> your sleep.
You really should learn how to act your age. If your bowel issues are as bad as you say, you should go to an real doctor instead of insulting them. You might have something actually serious. My Grandfather spent the last 10 years of his life with a colostomy bag, and he didn't complain half as much as you do. This was both before he was diagnosed with diverticulitis and after the procedure to remove his diseased plumbing.
-------------------------------------------------------
> It’s always the same crap. Our World Wide Web
> doctors and arm chair experts to the rescue. Yes
> eat more fruits and vegetables. Or to the doctor
> who keeps wanting new business for his golfing
> pals after his finger is in rectums all day. Until
> your bowels have betrayed you, you’re second or
> third string at best on the bowel team. IBS is not
> a joke, and for these suggestions, be a part of
> the solution by getting out in the community and
> the like. And be grateful your groan throne
> isn’t the version of hell thats repeated even in
> your sleep.
You really should learn how to act your age. If your bowel issues are as bad as you say, you should go to an real doctor instead of insulting them. You might have something actually serious. My Grandfather spent the last 10 years of his life with a colostomy bag, and he didn't complain half as much as you do. This was both before he was diagnosed with diverticulitis and after the procedure to remove his diseased plumbing.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Don Job
()
Date: August 03, 2020 06:42PM
Buck up and stop your whining Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It’s always the same crap. Our World Wide Web
> > doctors and arm chair experts to the rescue.
> Yes
> > eat more fruits and vegetables. Or to the
> doctor
> > who keeps wanting new business for his golfing
> > pals after his finger is in rectums all day.
> Until
> > your bowels have betrayed you, you’re second
> or
> > third string at best on the bowel team. IBS is
> not
> > a joke, and for these suggestions, be a part of
> > the solution by getting out in the community
> and
> > the like. And be grateful your groan throne
> > isn’t the version of hell thats repeated even
> in
> > your sleep.
>
> You really should learn how to act your age. If
> your bowel issues are as bad as you say, you
> should go to an real doctor instead of insulting
> them. You might have something actually serious.
> My Grandfather spent the last 10 years of his life
> with a colostomy bag, and he didn't complain half
> as much as you do. This was both before he was
> diagnosed with diverticulitis and after the
> procedure to remove his diseased plumbing.
Sorry about your grandfather. Let this man speak.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It’s always the same crap. Our World Wide Web
> > doctors and arm chair experts to the rescue.
> Yes
> > eat more fruits and vegetables. Or to the
> doctor
> > who keeps wanting new business for his golfing
> > pals after his finger is in rectums all day.
> Until
> > your bowels have betrayed you, you’re second
> or
> > third string at best on the bowel team. IBS is
> not
> > a joke, and for these suggestions, be a part of
> > the solution by getting out in the community
> and
> > the like. And be grateful your groan throne
> > isn’t the version of hell thats repeated even
> in
> > your sleep.
>
> You really should learn how to act your age. If
> your bowel issues are as bad as you say, you
> should go to an real doctor instead of insulting
> them. You might have something actually serious.
> My Grandfather spent the last 10 years of his life
> with a colostomy bag, and he didn't complain half
> as much as you do. This was both before he was
> diagnosed with diverticulitis and after the
> procedure to remove his diseased plumbing.
Sorry about your grandfather. Let this man speak.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Buck up and stop your whining
()
Date: August 03, 2020 06:54PM
Don Job Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Buck up and stop your whining Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It’s always the same crap. Our World Wide
> Web
> > > doctors and arm chair experts to the rescue.
> > Yes
> > > eat more fruits and vegetables. Or to the
> > doctor
> > > who keeps wanting new business for his
> golfing
> > > pals after his finger is in rectums all day.
> > Until
> > > your bowels have betrayed you, you’re
> second
> > or
> > > third string at best on the bowel team. IBS
> is
> > not
> > > a joke, and for these suggestions, be a part
> of
> > > the solution by getting out in the community
> > and
> > > the like. And be grateful your groan throne
> > > isn’t the version of hell thats repeated
> even
> > in
> > > your sleep.
> >
> > You really should learn how to act your age. If
> > your bowel issues are as bad as you say, you
> > should go to an real doctor instead of
> insulting
> > them. You might have something actually
> serious.
> > My Grandfather spent the last 10 years of his
> life
> > with a colostomy bag, and he didn't complain
> half
> > as much as you do. This was both before he was
> > diagnosed with diverticulitis and after the
> > procedure to remove his diseased plumbing.
>
> Sorry about your grandfather. Let this man speak.
If he continues to whine, he will be called out on his whining.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Buck up and stop your whining Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It’s always the same crap. Our World Wide
> Web
> > > doctors and arm chair experts to the rescue.
> > Yes
> > > eat more fruits and vegetables. Or to the
> > doctor
> > > who keeps wanting new business for his
> golfing
> > > pals after his finger is in rectums all day.
> > Until
> > > your bowels have betrayed you, you’re
> second
> > or
> > > third string at best on the bowel team. IBS
> is
> > not
> > > a joke, and for these suggestions, be a part
> of
> > > the solution by getting out in the community
> > and
> > > the like. And be grateful your groan throne
> > > isn’t the version of hell thats repeated
> even
> > in
> > > your sleep.
> >
> > You really should learn how to act your age. If
> > your bowel issues are as bad as you say, you
> > should go to an real doctor instead of
> insulting
> > them. You might have something actually
> serious.
> > My Grandfather spent the last 10 years of his
> life
> > with a colostomy bag, and he didn't complain
> half
> > as much as you do. This was both before he was
> > diagnosed with diverticulitis and after the
> > procedure to remove his diseased plumbing.
>
> Sorry about your grandfather. Let this man speak.
If he continues to whine, he will be called out on his whining.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 03, 2020 07:05PM
Buck up and stop your whining Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Don Job Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Buck up and stop your whining Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > It’s always the same crap. Our World Wide
> > Web
> > > > doctors and arm chair experts to the
> rescue.
> > > Yes
> > > > eat more fruits and vegetables. Or to the
> > > doctor
> > > > who keeps wanting new business for his
> > golfing
> > > > pals after his finger is in rectums all
> day.
> > > Until
> > > > your bowels have betrayed you, you’re
> > second
> > > or
> > > > third string at best on the bowel team. IBS
> > is
> > > not
> > > > a joke, and for these suggestions, be a
> part
> > of
> > > > the solution by getting out in the
> community
> > > and
> > > > the like. And be grateful your groan throne
> > > > isn’t the version of hell thats repeated
> > even
> > > in
> > > > your sleep.
> > >
> > > You really should learn how to act your age.
> If
> > > your bowel issues are as bad as you say, you
> > > should go to an real doctor instead of
> > insulting
> > > them. You might have something actually
> > serious.
> > > My Grandfather spent the last 10 years of his
> > life
> > > with a colostomy bag, and he didn't complain
> > half
> > > as much as you do. This was both before he
> was
> > > diagnosed with diverticulitis and after the
> > > procedure to remove his diseased plumbing.
> >
> > Sorry about your grandfather. Let this man
> speak.
>
>
> If he continues to whine, he will be called out on
> his whining.
You need some wine and cheese sir. Maybe eat big blocks of cheese, and see what it feels like. Have you ever regularly dropped cinder blocks, with your toe nails ripping the tile? Doubtful.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Don Job Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Buck up and stop your whining Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > It’s always the same crap. Our World Wide
> > Web
> > > > doctors and arm chair experts to the
> rescue.
> > > Yes
> > > > eat more fruits and vegetables. Or to the
> > > doctor
> > > > who keeps wanting new business for his
> > golfing
> > > > pals after his finger is in rectums all
> day.
> > > Until
> > > > your bowels have betrayed you, you’re
> > second
> > > or
> > > > third string at best on the bowel team. IBS
> > is
> > > not
> > > > a joke, and for these suggestions, be a
> part
> > of
> > > > the solution by getting out in the
> community
> > > and
> > > > the like. And be grateful your groan throne
> > > > isn’t the version of hell thats repeated
> > even
> > > in
> > > > your sleep.
> > >
> > > You really should learn how to act your age.
> If
> > > your bowel issues are as bad as you say, you
> > > should go to an real doctor instead of
> > insulting
> > > them. You might have something actually
> > serious.
> > > My Grandfather spent the last 10 years of his
> > life
> > > with a colostomy bag, and he didn't complain
> > half
> > > as much as you do. This was both before he
> was
> > > diagnosed with diverticulitis and after the
> > > procedure to remove his diseased plumbing.
> >
> > Sorry about your grandfather. Let this man
> speak.
>
>
> If he continues to whine, he will be called out on
> his whining.
You need some wine and cheese sir. Maybe eat big blocks of cheese, and see what it feels like. Have you ever regularly dropped cinder blocks, with your toe nails ripping the tile? Doubtful.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Here’s Brown Onion
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Date: August 03, 2020 07:10PM
This is Brown Onion. Troll.
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Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
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If you knew Brown Onion..
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Date: August 03, 2020 07:15PM
Here’s Brown Onion Wrote:
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> This is Brown Onion. Troll.
If you knew Brown Onion, like I know Brown Onion..oh...oh...oh what what a guy..
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> This is Brown Onion. Troll.
If you knew Brown Onion, like I know Brown Onion..oh...oh...oh what what a guy..
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Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
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Quit being dramatic
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Date: August 03, 2020 07:20PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Buck up and stop your whining Wrote:
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> > Don Job Wrote:
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> > > Buck up and stop your whining Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
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> > > > > It’s always the same crap. Our World
> Wide
> > > Web
> > > > > doctors and arm chair experts to the
> > rescue.
> > > > Yes
> > > > > eat more fruits and vegetables. Or to the
> > > > doctor
> > > > > who keeps wanting new business for his
> > > golfing
> > > > > pals after his finger is in rectums all
> > day.
> > > > Until
> > > > > your bowels have betrayed you, you’re
> > > second
> > > > or
> > > > > third string at best on the bowel team.
> IBS
> > > is
> > > > not
> > > > > a joke, and for these suggestions, be a
> > part
> > > of
> > > > > the solution by getting out in the
> > community
> > > > and
> > > > > the like. And be grateful your groan
> throne
> > > > > isn’t the version of hell thats
> repeated
> > > even
> > > > in
> > > > > your sleep.
> > > >
> > > > You really should learn how to act your
> age.
> > If
> > > > your bowel issues are as bad as you say,
> you
> > > > should go to an real doctor instead of
> > > insulting
> > > > them. You might have something actually
> > > serious.
> > > > My Grandfather spent the last 10 years of
> his
> > > life
> > > > with a colostomy bag, and he didn't
> complain
> > > half
> > > > as much as you do. This was both before he
> > was
> > > > diagnosed with diverticulitis and after the
> > > > procedure to remove his diseased plumbing.
> > >
> > > Sorry about your grandfather. Let this man
> > speak.
> >
> >
> > If he continues to whine, he will be called out
> on
> > his whining.
>
> You need some wine and cheese sir. Maybe eat big
> blocks of cheese, and see what it feels like. Have
> you ever regularly dropped cinder blocks, with
> your toe nails ripping the tile? Doubtful.
Quit being dramatic and get some help with your physical and mental issues.
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> Buck up and stop your whining Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don Job Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Buck up and stop your whining Wrote:
> > >
> >
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>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > It’s always the same crap. Our World
> Wide
> > > Web
> > > > > doctors and arm chair experts to the
> > rescue.
> > > > Yes
> > > > > eat more fruits and vegetables. Or to the
> > > > doctor
> > > > > who keeps wanting new business for his
> > > golfing
> > > > > pals after his finger is in rectums all
> > day.
> > > > Until
> > > > > your bowels have betrayed you, you’re
> > > second
> > > > or
> > > > > third string at best on the bowel team.
> IBS
> > > is
> > > > not
> > > > > a joke, and for these suggestions, be a
> > part
> > > of
> > > > > the solution by getting out in the
> > community
> > > > and
> > > > > the like. And be grateful your groan
> throne
> > > > > isn’t the version of hell thats
> repeated
> > > even
> > > > in
> > > > > your sleep.
> > > >
> > > > You really should learn how to act your
> age.
> > If
> > > > your bowel issues are as bad as you say,
> you
> > > > should go to an real doctor instead of
> > > insulting
> > > > them. You might have something actually
> > > serious.
> > > > My Grandfather spent the last 10 years of
> his
> > > life
> > > > with a colostomy bag, and he didn't
> complain
> > > half
> > > > as much as you do. This was both before he
> > was
> > > > diagnosed with diverticulitis and after the
> > > > procedure to remove his diseased plumbing.
> > >
> > > Sorry about your grandfather. Let this man
> > speak.
> >
> >
> > If he continues to whine, he will be called out
> on
> > his whining.
>
> You need some wine and cheese sir. Maybe eat big
> blocks of cheese, and see what it feels like. Have
> you ever regularly dropped cinder blocks, with
> your toe nails ripping the tile? Doubtful.
Quit being dramatic and get some help with your physical and mental issues.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace...
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Date: August 03, 2020 08:26PM
Quit being so dramatic. I just got back in from NC. Maybe you should prepare for what’s coming this way.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
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What are you talking about?
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Date: August 03, 2020 08:38PM
Rusty Craplace... Wrote:
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> Quit being so dramatic. I just got back in from
> NC. Maybe you should prepare for what’s coming
> this way.
I wasn't talking about hurricanes. I was talking about Brown Onion's histrionic melodrama over taking a shit. Some people have real problems these days and those problems put Brown Onion's potty hi jinks into perspective.
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> Quit being so dramatic. I just got back in from
> NC. Maybe you should prepare for what’s coming
> this way.
I wasn't talking about hurricanes. I was talking about Brown Onion's histrionic melodrama over taking a shit. Some people have real problems these days and those problems put Brown Onion's potty hi jinks into perspective.
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
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BO = BEH
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Date: August 03, 2020 11:24PM
.Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
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bump onion
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Date: August 04, 2020 07:12AM
bump
Re: Bet you Want that Tiramasu
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boiled onion
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Date: August 04, 2020 08:50AM
I was told to stay home from work today because of the tropical storm. That was a nice surprise! I didnt really have any decent breakfast food in the house so I cooked up 2 cups of grits and spread them out on a big plate then topped them with 5 fried eggs. It was pretty good and my bowels are handling it well.