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Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: July 31, 2020 09:39PM

It’s an honor and a privilege. My midwife team is astounded, but Vice President Pence has taken photographs with them, and also signed autographs to them. As I struggle dropping off cinder blocks, I appreciate his thoughtful and caring prayers to my bowels. He’s not even wearing a mask and is a great sport, providing me good psalms and funny jokes as I labor away with a monstrosity on the groan throne. We are so blessed, and I thank him for his service tonight as he’s a wonderful Christian man who cares very much. He promised to let President Trump know of my woes, and will talk to him about legislation for people with IBS.

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: ????? ()
Date: July 31, 2020 09:51PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It’s an honor and a privilege. My midwife team
> is astounded, but Vice President Pence has taken
> photographs with them, and also signed autographs
> to them. As I struggle dropping off cinder blocks,
> I appreciate his thoughtful and caring prayers to
> my bowels. He’s not even wearing a mask and is a
> great sport, providing me good psalms and funny
> jokes as I labor away with a monstrosity on the
> groan throne. We are so blessed, and I thank him
> for his service tonight as he’s a wonderful
> Christian man who cares very much. He promised to
> let President Trump know of my woes, and will talk
> to him about legislation for people with IBS.

Drinking a bit too much?

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: July 31, 2020 10:42PM

Wow you got serious pull BO!

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Jobe ()
Date: July 31, 2020 10:52PM

I’m pretty sure the VP has more important things to do than watching you crap.

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Is this a typo? ()
Date: July 31, 2020 11:26PM

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Wow you got serious pull BO!


I think you meant

"Wow you got serious bull BO!

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Observe Onion ()
Date: July 31, 2020 11:42PM

Dementia?

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: July 31, 2020 11:50PM

Observe Onion Wrote:
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> Dementia?

His second childhood is getting worse. I went to his house and he was throwing a tea party like a child would throw one for his stuffed animals. But instead of toys, he was using poop.

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: July 31, 2020 11:58PM

5 double whoppers, 5 large fries, 5 large Pepsi’s. Take that bowels.

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: August 01, 2020 12:49AM

What up BiBs!

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplase . ()
Date: August 01, 2020 06:59AM

How’s your balloon knot everybody?

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: August 01, 2020 10:12AM

I got up early and went to Walmart. I picked up a family sized tray of chicken thighs along with Stubbs bbq sauce a bag of charcoal and a case of Budweiser. After my household chores are done I am going to spend the afternoon getting drunk and grilling the thighs. My bowels are ready for it!

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: August 01, 2020 11:09AM

Rusty Craplase . Wrote:
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> How’s your balloon knot everybody?
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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: August 01, 2020 11:32AM

Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> 5 double whoppers, 5 large fries, 5 large
> Pepsi’s. Take that bowels.


Nobody can eat 5 double whoppers without puking.

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: August 01, 2020 11:42AM

Jules came over with a friend last night. They were acting funny and drinking a lot of something called 'Southern Comfort.' They went down to the basement to watch some tv while I prepared some healthful snacks for us to enjoy. When I got down to the basement this is what I saw.

I was a little upset because Jules forgot to put down a shower curtain but I brewed some peppermint tea to help settle their stomachs...

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Mark ham ()
Date: August 01, 2020 05:23PM

Yeah the VP was with you as you took a crap. Delusional. You’re off your rocker,

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: That's our Brown Onion! ()
Date: August 01, 2020 05:32PM

Mark ham Wrote:
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> Yeah the VP was with you as you took a crap.
> Delusional. You’re off your rocker,


I can't think of a more unpleasant event than being in the same restroom while another person shits. Brown Onion is so deranged and egotistical, he thinks his celebrity guests actually enjoy the experience.

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: loosen the bowels ()
Date: August 01, 2020 05:47PM

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: August 02, 2020 11:46AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Jules came over with a friend last night. They
> were acting funny and drinking a lot of something
> called 'Southern Comfort.' They went down to the
> basement to watch some tv while I prepared some
> healthful snacks for us to enjoy. When I got down
> to the basement this is what I saw.
>
> I was a little upset because Jules forgot to put
> down a shower curtain but I brewed some peppermint
> tea to help settle their stomachs...

Spring, sorry to hear about your housekeeping disaster with Jules - she should know to bring a drop cloth. Are you going back to Courtney T. Stillwell Preparatory College this Fall? Are they holding on campus instruction? Is your Nanna still selling the good stuff?

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Seek and ye shall find onion ()
Date: August 02, 2020 12:27PM

loosen the bowels Wrote:
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Good thing Brown Onion has Rusty. I wish I had someone willing to pull out my poop by hand when I'm constipated.

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Date: August 02, 2020 12:37PM





































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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: August 02, 2020 03:13PM

Going to cook some country pork ribs on the Weber kettle and slather them with Stubbs bbq sauce, that and 4 ears of corn will make a nice meal. My bowels can take it!

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Re: Vice President Pence Prays for my Bowels
Posted by: Holy shit.................. ()
Date: August 02, 2020 03:29PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It’s an honor and a privilege. My midwife team
> is astounded, but Vice President Pence has taken
> photographs with them, and also signed autographs
> to them. As I struggle dropping off cinder blocks,
> I appreciate his thoughtful and caring prayers to
> my bowels. He’s not even wearing a mask and is a
> great sport, providing me good psalms and funny
> jokes as I labor away with a monstrosity on the
> groan throne. We are so blessed, and I thank him
> for his service tonight as he’s a wonderful
> Christian man who cares very much. He promised to
> let President Trump know of my woes, and will talk
> to him about legislation for people with IBS.

From its title, I thought this thread was some Libtard disrespecting our great vice President. This shit is much worse.

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