Rusty Craplace... Wrote:
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> It’s free speech. Us discussing our IBS, diets,
> successes, failures. Don’t like it don’t read
> it. Pretty simple really. I think it’s sad that
> one sad individual continues to follow Brown Onion
> with shit gifs and blocks. Truly this is a person
> with a lot of problems and while I don’t like
> his conduct I feel sorry for him.
'discussing our IBS, diets, successes, failures' is that what you are calling Brown Onion's shit? Brown Onion has issues with poop. If you want to continue to normalize it go right ahead. But you are not fooling anyone but yourselves.
here a few easy to find examples of his 'creative writing' which show he has a very abnormal relationship with the toilet.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/3323013/3323477.html#msg-3323477
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 03, 2020 09:00PM
I sit here on the groan throne. Dolly Parton, although she won’t show me her bosom is singing “Joleen,” to calm me down. Sweat pours down my forehead. Head and neck veins protrude as my intestines are in a war of the worlds. What is to become of my starfish? I hope the sewing kit is available, as this is going to hurt even more. Who knows, maybe I’ll be able to drop a cinder block and Dolly will be impressed. I’m so relieved to have her here instead of Liza Minnelli.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/3293648/3302165.html#msg-3302165
Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 4
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 09, 2020 09:24PM
Actually now that a superior bowel jerk thinks I want our wonderful white president in the bathroom with me, actually that would be a great idea. Him in that power red tie, nice suit, and heck maybe the First Lady learning from the midwives while I’m on that groan throne would be as the president says “very very very good.” He would probably be very kind, gracious. Maybe he would throw me toilet paper, like he did to those island third world people. The secret service wouldn’t be pleased with such an experience, but I think Melania would switch from cyber bullying to IBS awareness.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/3364074/3364074.html#msg-3364074
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2020 10:27PM
I was so young for Apollo 8. Apollo 11 gets the glory as Neil Armstrong took that leap for all of mankind on the moon. Yet a year prior, Frank Bornan, Jim Lovell, and Bill Anders went on this mission. The first around the moon. It was a high risk against the Soviet scumbags, but these men and the brave people at NASA got it done.
Did you know that in one second, Apollo 8 burned in fuel what Lindbergh’s flight from New York to Paris did?
Here’s even more. Commander Borman got sick on the third day. He threw up and had diarrhea, all of which ended up in globules floating in the capsule. I shit you not the other astronauts and various buttons, in the capsule were shit on.
Bill Anders actually described the groan throne in space. Urinating in a condom like device into a tank was easier, but they had to attach a suction bag to their rear end. Sometimes they had to dig with gloves into their starfishes through the bags to clear them out. Each urine and poop sample was saved for shit in space studies. My best guess is IBS candidates would not be allowed to be in the astronaut program.