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Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
toobin
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Date: June 28, 2020 03:10PM
Keep your dog out of my yard Wrote:
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> From 6:00 a.m. to 11:00 p.m., a parade of the
> rudest people around stroll by and stand and watch
> as their dogs shit in my yard.
it is an odd custom. Of course the people with the long retractable leashes have the most nerve allowing their dog to trespass a good 10-15 feet into you lawn to shit.
Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
Oh No!
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Date: June 28, 2020 03:50PM
Keep your dog out of my yard Wrote:
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> From 6:00 a.m. to 11:00 p.m., a parade of the
> rudest people around stroll by and stand and watch
> as their dogs shit in my yard.
Yes, and...
WTF do think yards are for? Dog shit won't hurt your precious grass. Maybe the dogs are making a statement about you. They seem to sense who the assholes are.
Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
Proof is in the pudding
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Date: June 28, 2020 05:57PM
Caller of BS Wrote:
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> are they trumptardz? Wrote:
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> > I bet they are. Trumptardz tend to make
> terrible
> > neighbors....
>
> A stupid comment by a stupid person. Obviously a
> Hillary cuck
"caller of BS" has the type of attitude that makes for a terrible neighbor.
Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
The Neighbors
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Date: June 28, 2020 06:04PM
OP we are you neighbors. Look closer. That’s not dog shit. We shit in your yard. We are tired of your loud parties, your junk car sitting in the driveway, the broken appliances on your porch, and your daughter fornicating in the backseat of her boyfriend car parked on the street. Please take the hint and move
Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
Caller of BS
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Date: June 28, 2020 06:06PM
Proof is in the pudding Wrote:
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> Caller of BS Wrote:
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> > are they trumptardz? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I bet they are. Trumptardz tend to make
> > terrible
> > > neighbors....
> >
> > A stupid comment by a stupid person. Obviously
> a
> > Hillary cuck
>
>
> "caller of BS" has the type of attitude that makes
> for a terrible neighbor.
Another one shows his face. Probably behind on the mortgage and doesn’t mow the lawn while thinking he is better than anyone else
Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
Dog Day Afternoon
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Date: June 28, 2020 06:29PM
Clearly you hate dogs and most likely are not American, so you need to understand that dogs have priority over your lawn. You should be honored that a dog took the time to shit or piss in your yard. Stop being such a whiney pussy and a selfish prick and understand that in this country, we help dogs and dogs help us.
Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
W7XNE
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Date: June 28, 2020 07:25PM
Dog Day Afternoon Wrote:
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> Clearly you hate dogs and most likely are not
> American, so you need to understand that dogs have
> priority over your lawn. You should be honored
> that a dog took the time to shit or piss in your
> yard. Stop being such a whiney pussy and a selfish
> prick and understand that in this country, we help
> dogs and dogs help us.
I do, in fact, dislike dogs, but I am an American.
Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
my trumptard neighbor
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Date: June 28, 2020 08:42PM
Caller of BS Wrote:
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> are they trumptardz? Wrote:
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> -----
> > I bet they are. Trumptardz tend to make
> terrible
> > neighbors....
>
> A stupid comment by a stupid person. Obviously a
> Hillary cuck
my trumptard neighbor had a dog that wasn't licensed, didn't have its shots, and roamed the neighborhood knocking over trash cans because it was starving. Eventually, animal control took the dog away.
Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
Final Solution
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Date: June 28, 2020 09:35PM
Starting about 600pm, leave bits of lunchmeat wrapped around ExLax in your yard. It takes 6-8 hours to kick in for a dog. The walkers will find out how much fun a dog with explosive diarrhea is in the early hours.
Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
MF4EY
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Date: June 28, 2020 10:46PM
I don't want to poison defenseless animals, I'm a completely nice and reasonable person. All I want is for rude pet owners to realize that its a crazy amount of rude for them to bring their dogs from blocks away to shit on my lawn.
Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
alrighty then
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Date: June 29, 2020 09:00AM
MF4EY Wrote:
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> I don't want to poison defenseless animals, I'm a
> completely nice and reasonable person. All I want
> is for rude pet owners to realize that its a crazy
> amount of rude for them to bring their dogs from
> blocks away to shit on my lawn.
Ok then buttercup. Sounds like you have a real dilemma since you also don't have a set of balls that enable you to go out there and actually deal with your actual neighbors. Instead you post here. Sounds like your solution is picking up even more dog shit and continuing your whining.
Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
One missing bit of info
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Date: June 29, 2020 10:09AM
In many neighborhoods some of what homeowners think is "their property" actually belongs to VDOT. Typically this is a strip one to two feet wide that extends inward from the inside of the sidewalk. If the dog is peeing or shitting in that area, even if it is on landscaping that you put in, the dog is not going on your property. Likewise in many condo neighborhoods the property may be owned by the HOA. The dog owner is still supposed to clean it up even if it is VDOT property or HOA property.
Also Ricky, even in downstate Virginia shooting a dog or its owner will get you a murder charge.
Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
Researching Researcher
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Date: June 29, 2020 05:25PM
One missing bit of info Wrote:
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> Also Ricky, even in downstate Virginia shooting a
> dog or its owner will get you a murder charge.
There was an excellent thread her recently about silencers. Look it up and be sure to use sub-sonic ammo.
Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
Doberman
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Date: June 29, 2020 10:09PM
OP I’m the dog that has been shitting in your yard. What are you going to do about it? You try anything and you’ll have a teeth mark tattoo on your ass for the rest of your life
Re: I'm sick of my rude, nasty neighbors bringing their nasty dogs to shit on my yard.
Posted by:
3NENT
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Date: June 30, 2020 07:33AM
Doberman Wrote:
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> OP I’m the dog that has been shitting in your
> yard. What are you going to do about it? You try
> anything and you’ll have a teeth mark tattoo on
> your ass for the rest of your life