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Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: buddy ()
Date: April 24, 2010 05:38PM

It seems that all the Asian Massage Parlors hold true to their nickname of "Rub & Tugs"....if you know what I mean. Does anyone know of any Asian Massage Parlors that offer Full Service....if you know what I mean.

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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: April 24, 2010 05:48PM

Hey shut up PIG, if you... 'know what I mean'.

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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 24, 2010 05:50PM

I smell bacon.

edit by Cary: Image of bacon removed due to copyright complaint from "Mr. Folkert Knieper, Wendenstraße 1A, 20097 Hamburg" original file available here: http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/index/0784.htm



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/26/2010 02:19PM by Cary.
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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 24, 2010 06:04PM

Just pick any one, go to it and work your magic. If you can't talk the masseuse into throwing you a little and if you can't feel her out with her eyes and the way she talks before you walk back with her, you need to work on your game. It's free to go in and look at the girls, I imagine you'll get some idea there from what they look and sound like.

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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: ticketed ()
Date: April 25, 2010 11:20AM

I realize it is the end of the month, and you're desperate to fill your ticket/arrest quota so you can keep your job, but this is fucked up.

If you aren't a cop, you are an idiot if you expect to get real information through here. The title "Fairfax Underground" doesn't mean this is a secret site. It is mainly just a cult of about 20 people who comment on every thread, try to get people they don't like banned, and is viewed by a million other people.

And most of the time when someone asks this, some smart-ass from the cult gives the number and address to the stonecroft police station. it's getting old guys.

You know if you go out into the real world, most people don't know what OWNED, PWNED, LOLHOPPER, FTW means?

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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 25, 2010 04:03PM

ticketed Wrote:
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> The title "Fairfax Underground" doesn't mean this is a
> secret site. It is mainly just a cult of about 20
> people who comment on every thread, try to get
> people they don't like banned, and is viewed by a
> million other people.

>



JOIN US.


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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: Tigerstyle ()
Date: April 25, 2010 11:18PM

my favorite for the good old HAPPIEST ending (if you know what I mean) is at 4900 Stonecroft Boulevard, Chantilly, VA 20151. Make sure to bring a tip for your girl (if you know what I mean), they usually go wild for donuts (if you catch my drift)

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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: buddy ()
Date: April 26, 2010 08:31PM

I'm not a cop, just looking to hear for a good place to go.

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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: VoF ()
Date: June 14, 2010 12:28AM

Massage Parlor Brothels and Human Trafficking are the business engine that fuels the worldwide spread of AIDS. So maybe you should think about that when you go to visit someone who is FORCED to be a prostitute!

I know, you can ask them and they'll tell you they love it, they want the money, etc, etc. Really, its so obvious they've been told what to say.

So for you who frequent these brothels, you are adding to the riches of people who steal people's health for a trafficker's wealth. Those girls don't get paid at all! You are creating HELL for them.

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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: Fisty ()
Date: June 14, 2010 04:07PM

I don't care...

Rub it out, gook!

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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: FU Archivist ()
Date: March 02, 2011 07:47PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I smell bacon.
>
> edit by Cary: Image of bacon removed due to
> copyright complaint from "Mr. Folkert Knieper,
> Wendenstraße 1A, 20097 Hamburg" original file
> available here:
> http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/index/0784.htm


"Image of bacon removed due to copyright complaint"

That's hilarious.

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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: todd ()
Date: September 14, 2013 04:21PM

go to dc

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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: HugeAreolas ()
Date: September 14, 2013 05:29PM

Why get an Asian when you can have any of the beautiful White women with huge areolas all around you?!

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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: September 14, 2013 06:29PM

You can always go with the 30 girls. Hookers for the illegals. 30 bucks for 15 minutes.

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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: Nevereverbeen ()
Date: September 15, 2013 03:09PM

Never been to one but if I ever do go visit one then I will demand the Asian girls to be super cute and super clean.

When I mean super clean I mean so clean that if I am allowed to fist her that my hand when removed from her brown star smells like strawberries and not the toilet.

If the Asian girl is that clean then I want full access to her body for the full hour.

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Re: Asian Massage Parlor that offers Full Service
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: September 15, 2013 05:28PM

Fisting is extra

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