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People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Talented and redpilled ()
Date: June 25, 2020 06:51PM

Handsome
Talented
Intelligent
Wonderful
Amazing
Charming

These are all words that describe our Meade. The Meade everyone wants to be. But they never will be, so they criticize. They are clearly jealous!

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Libs R Hitler. ()
Date: June 25, 2020 07:16PM

I told myself so, too.

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Government Cheese Meade ()
Date: June 25, 2020 07:53PM

Talented and redpilled Wrote:
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> Handsome
> Talented
> Intelligent
> Wonderful
> Amazing
> Charming
>
> These are all words that describe our Meade. The
> Meade everyone wants to be. But they never will
> be, so they criticize. They are clearly jealous!


If this was the case, you would have been weaned off your parents by now and had been in at least one adult relationship. Instead, you are still living off government handouts and your daddy's reverse mortgage and you have never had a relationship progress past a first date.

People like to laugh at imbeciles who think they are more talented than they actually are. The internet is full of them. If you ever got a career and made something of yourself, it wouldn't be hard to replace you.
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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: You Got Me There ()
Date: June 25, 2020 07:59PM

I wake up every morning and pray that I can like Meade Skelton. Broke, no college degree, no friends, a Trump supporter, a racist, living off welfare and his Dad.

I just wish I could give up my nice car, my boat, luxury house, hot wife and $150,000 a year job, travel to great places like Jamacia, Cancun, Tahiti, Hawaii or more. God I wish I could give all that up and be a dancing welfare cow. Yup, jealous of Meade.

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Major Meade Fan ()
Date: June 25, 2020 08:20PM

Talented and redpilled Wrote:
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> Handsome
> Talented
> Intelligent
> Wonderful
> Amazing
> Charming
>
> These are all words that describe our Meade. The
> Meade everyone wants to be. But they never will
> be, so they criticize. They are clearly jealous!

Meade has accomplished a lot. He can bathe and dress himself, and even do a bit of cooking. Meade has even held several paying jobs, for which he was hired without benefit of special consideration such as Melwood. Meade has learned to drive a car and actually has a valid license. The word is that Meade has never been arrested or in jail, and never gotten a traffic ticket.

Meade might sometimes appear a bit awkward, but he is not dangerous, not a pedophile, and he is not universally loathed and hated.

Meade is even somewhat successful as an entertainer. He is funny as hell and can flex his moobs like no one else alive. Meade is a true gem and we are lucky to have him as the official mascot of this site.
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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Red lion ()
Date: June 25, 2020 08:56PM

Talented and redpilled Wrote:
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> Handsome
> Talented
> Intelligent
> Wonderful
> Amazing
> Charming
>
> These are all words that describe our Meade. The
> Meade everyone wants to be. But they never will
> be, so they criticize. They are clearly jealous!

You forgot

Fat
Racist
Effeminate
Fat
Virgin
Underemployed
Fat
Hopelessly single
Lazy
Homophobic
Fat
White supremacist
Uneducated
Self centered
Emotional
Religious bigot
Self delusional
Career failure
Trumptard
Fat
Flagger

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: LEAVE MEADE ALONE ()
Date: June 25, 2020 09:56PM

Red lion Wrote:
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> Talented and redpilled Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Handsome
> > Talented
> > Intelligent
> > Wonderful
> > Amazing
> > Charming
> >
> > These are all words that describe our Meade.
> The
> > Meade everyone wants to be. But they never will
> > be, so they criticize. They are clearly
> jealous!
>
> You forgot
>
> Fat
> Racist
> Effeminate
> Fat
> Virgin
> Underemployed
> Fat
> Hopelessly single
> Lazy
> Homophobic
> Fat
> White supremacist
> Uneducated
> Self centered
> Emotional
> Religious bigot
> Self delusional
> Career failure
> Trumptard
> Fat
> Flagger

Why do people need to lie about Meade?
"Underemployed" is not even close to the truth.

Meade is unemployed.

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Hi William. ()
Date: June 25, 2020 09:58PM

Red lion Wrote:
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> Talented and redpilled Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Handsome
> > Talented
> > Intelligent
> > Wonderful
> > Amazing
> > Charming
> >
> > These are all words that describe our Meade.
> The
> > Meade everyone wants to be. But they never will
> > be, so they criticize. They are clearly
> jealous!
>
> You forgot
>
> Fat
> Racist
> Effeminate
> Fat
> Virgin
> Underemployed
> Fat
> Hopelessly single
> Lazy
> Homophobic
> Fat
> White supremacist
> Uneducated
> Self centered
> Emotional
> Religious bigot
> Self delusional
> Career failure
> Trumptard
> Fat
> Flagger

And the words that describe you William Moreno are:

Pedophile
Fat
Uneducated
Pedophile
Bully
Criminal
Misogynist
Hopelessly single
Busted head
Career failure
Emotional
Lazy
Stalker
Pedophile
Unemployed
Virgin (with women besides your mom)
Motherfucker (literally)
Self delusional
Fake cripple
Pedophile

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Complete Failure ()
Date: June 26, 2020 12:42AM

Meade only appeared as an uncredited extra in a low budget movie. He no longer gets booked at the medium sized venues in Richmond. Barely a coffee shop will have him, if that. He never had a hit record. His "fanz" dried up years ago. He pulled out his hair when he didn't make it to the preliminary round on America's Got Talent. He can't even hold a real job. He dances around as a cow. Not much to be jealous of.

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Based and Meadepilled ()
Date: June 26, 2020 01:13AM

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: he got fired from that ()
Date: June 26, 2020 01:30AM

Complete Failure Wrote:
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He
> can't even hold a real job. He dances around as a
> cow. Not much to be jealous of.


Then got hired back, then got laid off.

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Covenant ()
Date: June 26, 2020 01:31AM

The only realistic way for Meade to ever realize his dreams of becoming a famous musician is if he sells his soul.

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Demon SeedMeade ()
Date: June 26, 2020 09:06AM

Covenant Wrote:
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> The only realistic way for Meade to ever realize
> his dreams of becoming a famous musician is if he
> sells his soul.


Meade did sell his soul to Satan. However, it was so full of sin, he didn't get very much for it. His soul was only worth the part of an uncredited extra and singing at Aunt Sarah's pancake house.
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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Talented and redpilled ()
Date: June 28, 2020 09:30PM

I agree ! People really are very jealous of Meade. Jealousy is a sin. Shame on them

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: If this thread shows anything ()
Date: June 28, 2020 10:09PM

FFXU is pretty much tired of Meade.

We now have joined the rest of the internet.
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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Libs R Hitler. ()
Date: June 28, 2020 10:37PM

Meade is Richmonds’s greatest bullshitter.
I would know.

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Painfully obvious ()
Date: June 29, 2020 02:32PM

They hate him cause they ain't him. They wish they had his looks, talent, and charisma!

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Fantasy Island ()
Date: June 29, 2020 03:00PM

Painfully obvious Wrote:
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> They hate him cause they ain't him. They wish they
> had his looks, talent, and charisma!

A guy who never been laid, living on welfare and with a dancing cow job that has been cancelled. Living off his Dad, trying to graduate college at the age of 40 and doing youtube video that can barely get 10 views.

What's not be jealous about?

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Meade-waste of a human life ()
Date: June 29, 2020 03:50PM

Painfully obvious Wrote:
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> They hate him cause they ain't him. They wish they
> had his looks, talent, and charisma!


Does this really qualify as 'looks talent and charisma'?


Add that to the fact he will be begging on the street once his daddy passes and the reverse mortgage holder takes over the family home...


And Meade adds up to being a complete ZRRO.
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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Meades biggest fan ()
Date: June 29, 2020 04:55PM

Listening to Sweet Tea never fails to give me an erection

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Elephant in the room ()
Date: June 29, 2020 05:00PM

Meades biggest fan Wrote:
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> Listening to Sweet Tea never fails to give me an
> erection


I told you guys Eesh was still posting here anonymously.

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: ebt ()
Date: June 29, 2020 05:11PM

How will meade make it after his father passes away? He and Gretchen will probably get 100k each after the house has sold and that will run out in a couple years. Meade may end up on the streets of Richmond.

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: have to share with siblings ()
Date: June 29, 2020 05:51PM

There are three older sibling who will want their share of the fifty thousand or so that will be left of pop's equity after he finally kicks off.

Meade will have to work! I do hope the job market has picked up by then. Hard for someone with no work history to find work - meade's best bet was to get into the workforce when the market was so tight companies were hiring anybody with a pulse. Then, even if he'd gotten laid off later, he would at least have something to put on a resume, and maybe even a recommendation or two. Well, his FFU followers kept admonishing him to get a job, and he didn't listen.

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Meade ruins everything ()
Date: June 29, 2020 06:25PM

have to share with siblings Wrote:
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> There are three older sibling who will want their
> share of the fifty thousand or so that will be
> left of pop's equity after he finally kicks off.
>
> Meade will have to work! I do hope the job market
> has picked up by then. Hard for someone with no
> work history to find work - meade's best bet was
> to get into the workforce when the market was so
> tight companies were hiring anybody with a pulse.
> Then, even if he'd gotten laid off later, he would
> at least have something to put on a resume, and
> maybe even a recommendation or two. Well, his FFU
> followers kept admonishing him to get a job, and
> he didn't listen.


Is he still telling people he is a career musician? If a person cannot sustain themselves working at profession for 20 years. It isn't a career it is a fantasy. That said, Meade has four older siblings. One older brother and three older sisters. 6 months ago Meade said there was $200,000 equity left in his father's house. No one gets a reverse mortgage if they are any other assets. So Meade really is looking at being penniless about a year of his dad's death.

And he is focusing the bulk of his attention on the confederate statues and sweating like a pig.
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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: he could move to mexico ()
Date: June 29, 2020 07:26PM

that's a much cheaper place to live.

But seriously, he does need to find cheaper digs than Richmond. Could meade live in west virginia?

Or is he planning to hit up the older siblings for money? They might dole out a little cash to make him go away. Or they might just tell him to fuck off and get a job.

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Meade's glass menagerie. ()
Date: June 29, 2020 07:53PM

he could move to mexico Wrote:
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> that's a much cheaper place to live.
>
> But seriously, he does need to find cheaper digs
> than Richmond. Could meade live in west virginia?
>
> Or is he planning to hit up the older siblings for
> money? They might dole out a little cash to make
> him go away. Or they might just tell him to fuck
> off and get a job.

The family dynamic is kind of a mystery. The older brother is said to be the successful one which is why we don't hear a lot about him except he sends home pies for the holidays instead of visiting in person. Nothing is known about the middle sister either. The youngest sister also lives at home but actually has had a supermarket job. The interesting one is the oldest sister. Meade has called her 'mentally retarded' on more than one occasion. The mind boggles what that actually means coming from Meade. I guess the functional Haufe clan could hardly be expected to chip in and float the rest. If I had a sibling in that position, I could probably kick in a few hundred bucks a month, but it would definitely have conditions placed on it. Then again, growing up with a wastrel like Meade, no one would question if they just walked away without looking back.

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Re: People are jealous of Meade Skelton
Posted by: Swanee ()
Date: June 29, 2020 09:24PM

Meade likes to sing songs about the Old South. I'm sure there's an audience some place for that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1CQvs3xNao

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