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Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Date: April 23, 2010 10:12AM

So apparently Archie gets a gay friend...

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/books/04/23/archie.gay/index.html?hpt=C2

...Why didn't they just make Jughead come out of the closet?

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 23, 2010 10:47AM

And in other news, people are apparently still reading Archie comics.

Why haven't those kids graduated yet?

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: April 23, 2010 10:47AM

No child left behind revisions have kept them right where they need to be

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Date: April 23, 2010 10:50AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> And in other news, people are apparently still
> reading Archie comics.
>



This is a good point. The only people reading this shit are probably the sheltered, church-going kids whose parents will be most offended by this. It's not like the publisher is going to attract the Ke$ha fans out there with this stunt.

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: April 23, 2010 10:54AM

Since he's new to the school, he probably doesn't know his way around so they should make his entrance be through the school's back door. Yuk yuk yuk!

I didn't even know Archie was still in production. I thought the comic ended right around Vietnam.

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 23, 2010 10:59AM

So that makes 1 gay guy, 1 black guy, and 1 black girl. So progressive!

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: April 23, 2010 10:59AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> I didn't even know Archie was still in production.
> I thought the comic ended right around Vietnam.


I don't think anybody knew/cared that Archie was still in production and I feel that is because the comic doesn't relate to kids today.

What better way to relate to kids today than pole smoking?

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: April 23, 2010 11:00AM

its no OC yo.

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Date: April 23, 2010 11:03AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Since he's new to the school, he probably doesn't
> know his way around so they should make his
> entrance be through the school's back door. Yuk
> yuk yuk!
>
> I didn't even know Archie was still in production.
> I thought the comic ended right around Vietnam.


As it turns out, the comic is aimed at Archie's base audience. In the third issue, Reggie and Jughead drive the new student out to a field and beat him to death.

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: April 23, 2010 11:12AM

I heard they were also bussing in some inner city at risk youth. Lil J. ya heard mutha fuckin archie? THis comic aint big enough for whole mothefuckin alphabet?! BEEYATCH!

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Posted by: Big Moose ()
Date: April 23, 2010 11:25AM

Boys, that Midge can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. And you think I'm stupid.

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: April 23, 2010 11:37AM

I have a feeling it's gonna be FABULOUS!!!!

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 23, 2010 12:23PM

Fuck Archie. Funky Winkerbean beats him hands down.

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 23, 2010 02:10PM

Now they need a friend with AIDS to complete the diversity.

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 23, 2010 02:29PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Now they need a friend with AIDS to complete the
> diversity.

Why do you think they put the gay guy in?

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Date: April 23, 2010 02:34PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Now they need a friend with AIDS to complete
> the
> > diversity.
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> Why do you think they put the gay guy in?


To give AIDS to Jughead?

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Re: Archie and the Gang go Gay...
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 23, 2010 02:38PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > eesh Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Now they need a friend with AIDS to complete
> > the
> > > diversity.
> >
> > Why do you think they put the gay guy in?
>
>
> To give AIDS to Jughead?

No. Jughead will get diabeetus from all the hamburgers.

Gay Kid will get the HIV and give it to Archie after a night of drunken expermentation, and Archie will give it to Veronica by accident. Veronica will pass it on to Reggie, and that smug fuck will finally get what he deserves.

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