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Poll: If you were looting the white house, what would you steal?
Posted by: FFU polstererer ()
Date: June 01, 2020 09:59PM

I'd nab melanomia's bras and panties!

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Re: Poll: If you were looting the white house, what would you steal?
Posted by: YGXLC ()
Date: June 01, 2020 11:43PM

President Bunker Hider's toupee.

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Re: Poll: If you were looting the white house, what would you steal?
Posted by: nom de plume ()
Date: June 01, 2020 11:45PM

A couple pens and writing paper with the presidential seal from the Oval Office. I'd probably grab and squeeze Ivanka's boobs on the way out too.

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Re: Poll: If you were looting the white house, what would you steal?
Posted by: B Sotoro ()
Date: June 02, 2020 07:34AM

There's some wowda melm hidden in the basement that no one knows about. I just need like maybe 10 minutes.

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Re: Poll: If you were looting the white house, what would you steal?
Posted by: Shucks ()
Date: June 02, 2020 08:59AM

Nothing, They got rid of all the roaches and rats the previous occupant brought and left behind. White House is too clean

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Re: Poll: If you were looting the white house, what would you steal?
Posted by: Djjfjfj ()
Date: June 02, 2020 10:01AM

FFU polstererer Wrote:
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> I'd nab melanomia's bras and panties!


Good idea

I’ll take her vibrators

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Re: Poll: If you were looting the white house, what would you steal?
Posted by: The nuclear codes ()
Date: June 02, 2020 10:21AM

Children should not be allowed to play with fire.

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Re: Poll: If you were looting the white house, what would you steal?
Posted by: Gross ()
Date: June 02, 2020 10:27AM

The presidents desk.

BTW, nobody wants "Melania the tranny's" underwear. Gross!

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Re: Poll: If you were looting the white house, what would you steal?
Posted by: Xv5dt443 ()
Date: June 02, 2020 11:04AM

Hillary already stole it all

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Re: Poll: If you were looting the white house, what would you steal?
Posted by: Golden Throne ()
Date: June 02, 2020 11:14AM

The golden toilet had installed and all of the trannies tennis racquets.

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Re: Poll: If you were looting the white house, what would you steal?
Posted by: No vibrators ()
Date: June 02, 2020 11:19AM

Djjfjfj Wrote:
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> FFU polstererer Wrote:
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> > I'd nab melanomia's bras and panties!
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> Good idea
>
> I’ll take her vibrators
No vibrators needed with Melania, she has real live bodyguards and she is the one with the pee tapes. It is a win/win for her. She hasn't had to deal with Trump's penis in over a decade.

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Re: Poll: If you were looting the white house, what would you steal?
Posted by: Ivanka’s Titties ()
Date: June 02, 2020 09:52PM

I’d pick up Ivamka, throw her over my shoulder and run off with her
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Re: Poll: If you were looting the white house, what would you steal?
Posted by: oisdfj ()
Date: June 03, 2020 02:09PM

I WOULD SHOOT TO KILL a democrat doing that.

I'd hope to get the opportunity, but that would be greedy.

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Re: Poll: If you were looting the white house, what would you steal?
Posted by: so, first thing I would loot ()
Date: June 03, 2020 05:39PM

oisdfj Wrote:
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> I WOULD SHOOT TO KILL a democrat doing that.
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> I'd hope to get the opportunity, but that would be
> greedy.


Would be your gun, after I took it away from you.

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