His 31st birthday- but I would have guessed he was in his early to mid 20s!

Nice cleft lip scar!

no

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

Birthdaybash Wrote:
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> His 31st birthday- but I would have guessed he was
> in his early to mid 20s!



http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/332855/336982.html#msg-336982

Could you jack those pants up any higher?

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> no
Well not everyone might agree, the the average person would say yes, he does look younger than 31. Certainly not older.

If that is a recent picture I would say he has lost some weight.

He doesnt look old, but I think he looks pretty close to his age. Maybe if he lost a bit more weight, he could pass for 24-25ish. He should be thankful he doesnt have any grey hairs. Some people go grey at 17.

Younger. The comb-over sells it.

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I think he's wearing a wig. And, I'm wondering if he might be stuffing things inside his pants.

Alias Wrote:
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> I think he's wearing a wig. And, I'm wondering if
> he might be stuffing things inside his pants.


that would explain why his belt line is so high up

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Younger. The comb-over sells it.
He appears to have plenty of hair. He doesnt have a comb over. Most men would probably kill for hair that lush and full- even at 31.

blah Wrote:
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> Could you jack those pants up any higher?


+1... he may be trying to pass for 25, but he is dressing like he is 70.

blah Wrote:
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> Could you jack those pants up any higher?


+1. That's the first thing I thought of.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Judging from the first pic, he doesn't know how to use a razor either.

Props for losing all the weight.

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> > Could you jack those pants up any higher?
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>
> +1... he may be trying to pass for 25, but he is
> dressing like he is 70.

He gets his clothing from Vintage Clothing stores .

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> Could you jack those pants up any higher?

I believe he could, sir.
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> Could you jack those pants up any higher?

Looks like he is going for the Fred Mertz, I Love Lucy look. Next stop a fully charged Rascal and some diabetes testing supplies.
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He looks like a sorry ass white boy. So, his age matters not.

Ya just couldn't leave the race card @home, huh Elle Mephisto? A whiteboy Meade might be, but I think the 'sorry ass' title goes to you 'Elle Diabla'. Because most sorry assed people are just like yourself. You know, BEING A MAN MASQUERADING AS A WOMAN ON THE INTERNET AND ALL. Not to mention if you were a woman, you look like some over cooked shitbrown umbrella carrying ass on a sunnybday, 40+ year old peasant lady with a thyroid problem sportin' dentures like a CRACKHEAD.

What's the matter? Why ARE THERE NO TEETH in your mouth? Did you call the wrong 'whiteboy' a sorry ass, and got your ass handed to you?

Tim45 Wrote:
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> blah Wrote:
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> > Could you jack those pants up any higher?
>
> Looks like he is going for the Fred Mertz, I Love
> Lucy look. Next stop a fully charged Rascal and
> some diabetes testing supplies.


lol

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> Ya just couldn't leave the race card @home, huh
> Elle Mephisto? A whiteboy Meade might be, but I
> think the 'sorry ass' title goes to you 'Elle
> Diabla'. Because most sorry assed people are
> just like yourself. You know, BEING A MAN
> MASQUERADING AS A WOMAN ON THE INTERNET AND ALL.
> Not to mention if you were a woman, you look like
> some over cooked shitbrown umbrella carrying ass
> on a sunnybday, 40+ year old peasant lady with a
> thyroid problem sportin' dentures like a
> CRACKHEAD.
>
> What's the matter? Why ARE THERE NO TEETH in your
> mouth? Did you call the wrong 'whiteboy' a sorry
> ass, and got your ass handed to you?


Elle Mephisto, really? lol

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> Ya just couldn't leave the race card @home, huh
> Elle Mephisto? A whiteboy Meade might be, but I
> think the 'sorry ass' title goes to you 'Elle
> Diabla'. Because most sorry assed people are
> just like yourself. You know, BEING A MAN
> MASQUERADING AS A WOMAN ON THE INTERNET AND ALL.
> Not to mention if you were a woman, you look like
> some over cooked shitbrown umbrella carrying ass
> on a sunnybday, 40+ year old peasant lady with a
> thyroid problem sportin' dentures like a
> CRACKHEAD.
>
> What's the matter? Why ARE THERE NO TEETH in your
> mouth? Did you call the wrong 'whiteboy' a sorry
> ass, and got your ass handed to you?


ME? REALLY???


Whyyy, I've never been so honored to receive an award!!


OK, so I'd like to thank FFXU for upholding my false image and running with it as a means of desperate entertainment. All of you participants have worked tirelessly to perform the research necessary to get this thing up and running! You have allowed the controversy surrounding my username, pics and posts to infiltrate the minds of even small time trolls. You have related to my false image with disgust, yet still finding me so intriguing at the same time!

For all of this, I am honored to serve and your resident hermophrodite with the foul mouth!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/19/2010 11:23AM by Elle Diabla.

Welcome aboard!







fatso.

No one has to do any research... Not with the way you constantly spoon-feed us your "personal" information...

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> All of you participants
> have worked tirelessly to perform the research
> necessary to get this thing up and running!

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> No one has to do any research... Not with the way
> you constantly spoon-feed us your "personal"
> information...
>
> Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> > All of you participants
> > have worked tirelessly to perform the research
> > necessary to get this thing up and running!




Kill yourself. No one said anything about spoon feeding personal information. Only a forum fag basement dweller doesn't think Elle Diabla is a legit poster.


0/10 Harry Tuttle post.

Let's talk about your rating system... What Harry Tuttle post elements am I lacking?

Why does it seem like every post is a Harry Tuttle post except for the ones made by Harry Tuttle?

She Devil Wrote:
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> Kill yourself. No one said anything about spoon
> feeding personal information. Only a forum fag
> basement dweller doesn't think Elle Diabla is a
> legit poster.
>
>
> 0/10 Harry Tuttle post.

Signatures are for fags

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> > No one has to do any research... Not with the
> way
> > you constantly spoon-feed us your "personal"
> > information...
> >
> > Elle Diabla Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > All of you participants
> > > have worked tirelessly to perform the
> research
> > > necessary to get this thing up and running!
>
>
>
>
> Kill yourself. No one said anything about spoon
> feeding personal information. Only a forum fag
> basement dweller doesn't think Elle Diabla is a
> legit poster.
>
>
> 0/10 Harry Tuttle post.


0/10 eesh post.

Me: What's the name of the river that runs through Richmond?

Meade: The James?

Me: No. Denial.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Me: What's the name of the river that runs through
> Richmond?
>
> Meade: The James?
>
> Me: No. Denial.

Meade probably looks younger/better than you.

The fact that anyone comes here to ask this question gives you a pretty clear idea as to importance/meaning of both the question, and the answer - and the mental state/issues of the person asking the question.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

OMG MEADE IS SO HANDSOME!

HE HAS TO BE LYING ABOUT HIS AGE! NO ONE OVER THIRTY IS THAT GOOD-LOOKING!

Signatures are for fags

Wait, was that pic from the 1950s? Or is it just his swimsuit? Evidently the little girl behind him thinks so - is she looking at his ass?

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> Wait, was that pic from the 1950s? Or is it just
> his swimsuit? Evidently the little girl behind him
> thinks so


He's just trying to hide his man teets!

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> OMG MEADE IS SO HANDSOME!
>
> HE HAS TO BE LYING ABOUT HIS AGE! NO ONE OVER
> THIRTY IS THAT GOOD-LOOKING!



That swimsuit doesn't do him justice. Let's see him in this:


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Registered Voter Wrote:
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> Wait, was that pic from the 1950s? Or is it just
> his swimsuit? Evidently the little girl behind him
> thinks so - is she looking at his ass?


she is probably trying to figure out how a whale can survive out of water.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> No one has to do any research... Not with the way
> you constantly spoon-feed us your "personal"
> information...
>
> Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> > All of you participants
> > have worked tirelessly to perform the research
> > necessary to get this thing up and running!

What was that again?

She Devil Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > No one has to do any research... Not with the
> way
> > you constantly spoon-feed us your "personal"
> > information...
> >
> > Elle Diabla Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > All of you participants
> > > have worked tirelessly to perform the
> research
> > > necessary to get this thing up and running!
>
>
>
>
> Kill yourself. No one said anything about spoon
> feeding personal information. Only a forum fag
> basement dweller doesn't think Elle Diabla is a
> legit poster.
>
>
> 0/10 Harry Tuttle post.


Phail imposter post!


0/2 effort!

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> OMG MEADE IS SO HANDSOME!
>
> HE HAS TO BE LYING ABOUT HIS AGE! NO ONE OVER
> THIRTY IS THAT GOOD-LOOKING!


Actually people tend to get better looking in their 30s. 20s is real young and they still look like pimply faced kids most of the time.

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OMG THE GIF FROM THAT FORUM!!!


WOOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWO.

Skeery.
You stho totally pwned me, dude! Like epic!

Reality Wrote:
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> He doesnt look old, but I think he looks pretty
> close to his age. Maybe if he lost a bit more
> weight, he could pass for 24-25ish. He should be
> thankful he doesnt have any grey hairs. Some
> people go grey at 17.


Yeah, they're called Icelanders. They suffer from premature greying because they're always running around a tiny island trying to escape from volcanoes, blizzards, and the elves.

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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> OMG MEADE IS SO HANDSOME!
>
> HE HAS TO BE LYING ABOUT HIS AGE! NO ONE OVER
> THIRTY IS THAT GOOD-LOOKING!

Something is wrong with this picture.

He swims with his wig on?

And, the t-shirt tan line... that's not normal. It's too extreme. Does he apply tanning cream to only part of his arms?

And, why would he wear his watch.. which doesn't look waterproof... in a pool?

And, even in his pool attire.... I still think there's stuffing in there.

I'm beginning to think this is a fake person.

Alias Wrote:
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>
> Something is wrong with this picture.

just something?

> He swims with his wig on?

as seen on TV

> And, the t-shirt tan line... that's not normal.
> It's too extreme. Does he apply tanning cream to
> only part of his arms?

to be fair, i have seen/had worse farmers tans than that

> And, why would he wear his watch.. which doesn't
> look waterproof... in a pool?

so he knows exactly when 30 minutes passes after he downs some rich chocolate ovaltine.

> And, even in his pool attire.... I still think
> there's stuffing in there.

someone should teach him how to stuff properly, this is unacceptable and embarrassing to all the other stuffers out there

> I'm beginning to think this is a fake person.

fake as in he is actually not real or as in he is a character he and his buddies came up with while getting hammered and smoking a fatty?

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> fake as in he is actually not real

Well, I think he exists. He's in the phone book and Amazon sells his CDs. I listened to samples from the first CD listed and his voice is actually pretty good.
http://www.amazon.com/They-Cant-Keep-Me-Down/dp/B0000C47PV/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1271788394&sr=1-1

> or as in he is a character he and his buddies came up with while
> getting hammered and smoking a fatty?

Yes, exactly.... and if that's the case, then they've done an excellent job in creating one of the most ridiculous characters I've ever come across.

But....WHY? Who would buy one of his CDs after watching that video where he's bouncing balloons around like a complete moron? Or, the one where he's thrashing around in bed, kicking off his blankets and singing about insomnia?

Then.... I think, maybe that's part of the joke. (quite an elaborate one, though)


Meade Skelton:

RE: Bad things that happened in 2009:

I was laid off from my illustrious job as sandwich/smoothie maker at Tropical Smoothie Cafe on Forest Hill Ave. I TURNED 30-YEARS-OLD. Count it out: 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12.13.14.15.16.17.18.19.20....21.22.23.24.25.26.27.28.28.29.. 30. Whats worse is I didn't realize my dream of marrying Nicole Kidman, having my hit record, or even having my OWN apartment! Ukrop's was sold.. That was so bad. (I like how he takes a breath of air after 20... ha!)

RE: Spring reading:

Hey Y'all!

Well Spring is just around the corner, so why not we spring into some good book reading? I just love to read some books. They open my mind up a lot more to new experiences. Of course, I don't want my mind to be so open my brains fall out!

This made me laugh....
A woman is writing a book about Lincoln and Meade weighs in.
http://bigthink.com/ideas/3387

His song about noticing a girl at Krogers. This is worse than his song about U - Krops. ha!

that song was simply terrible. the more videos i watch of him the more i think this is all a joke.

what a bitchin grocery list though.

corn
cucumber
tomatoes
lettuce
skim milk
fresh salmon(as opposed to old salmon)
flowers(for his sweetie)
avacado
mushrooms
dried fruit
crackers

the a blinkin comment made me smile. not really what he said but the response right below, "Sorry, Meade. You seem to be in the wrong place." more ways than one eh?

Looks like Meade took down the balloon pic he loaded onto Flickr. I wonder why. :-)))))))))))

Blessed are the murderous.

Meade Skelton is a Singer Songwriter from Richmond, Virginia. With piano driven country melodies and Alternative Pop sensability, Meade writes very catchy and quirky country songs with a lot of flavor and attitude. Songs about being an outcast and not fitting in, and odes to "Sweet Tea", along with "Hipsters Ruin Everything", "Proud To Be A Square", and the endearing "Nicole, Will You Marry Me?" , are some of his best loved originals. Meade also performs Christian and Inspirational Music, with a positive and hopeful message. Meade's Country Music is all his own- inspired by the greats and the music around him. With a heartache meets humor lyric style, and strong melodies, Meade has been toasted as "one of the best things to come out of Richmond, Virginia".

This biography was provided by the artist or their representative.


...reminds me of the Black Out Band's promotional write-up.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> that song was simply terrible. the more videos i
> watch of him the more i think this is all a joke.

Yes, but he is selling or attempting to sell CDs. And, the CDs don't sound "home made". So, he's putting a certain amount of effort into the production of his music.
Why? Just to laugh when someone buys a CD?

It just seems too elaborate, yet I don't think this guy is the buffoon he portrays himself to be.

I am stumped when it comes to this "weirdo".

> the a blinkin comment made me smile. not really
> what he said but the response right below, "Sorry,
> Meade. You seem to be in the wrong place." more
> ways than one eh?

Yes, I smiled at that comment for a couple of reasons.

Alias, I am still crushed by your PM. :-(

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> Alias, I am still crushed by your PM. :-(

Ok.. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I was just kidding.

Hey, I like Times Square and that's all lit up.

Come on...turn that little frown into a smile......

Never fear... Harry Tuttle (with thanks to Birthday Club) is here!

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> Looks like Meade took down the balloon pic he
> loaded onto Flickr. I wonder why. :-)))))))))))

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Harry, what makes me think you have a folder on your computer dedicated to Meade pics?

Blessed are the murderous.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Never fear... Harry Tuttle (with thanks to
> Birthday Club) is here!
>
> eesh Wrote:
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> > Looks like Meade took down the balloon pic he
> > loaded onto Flickr. I wonder why. :-)))))))))))

That picture just screams - at the top of its lungs - TOTAL FUCKING DORK

He's about as creepy in that pic as the clown from Stephen King's "It"

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

Uh... Do you want me to guess? I do love me some Meade...

BTB, I'm loving your new signature...

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> Harry, what makes me think you have a folder on
> your computer dedicated to Meade pics?

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I do love me some Meade...
>

Well, Harry... here is your love interest, in the baby pool.. with his wig and watch on.

If I'd been the lifeguard on duty, I would have called the police.
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Seriously, I think Meade will kill himself before he is 35.

Blessed are the murderous.

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> Seriously, I think Meade will kill himself before
> he is 35.

No... he's a happy guy. But, someone needs to monitor his whereabouts. He shouldn't be in the baby pool.

Imagine the mothers with their toddlers.... when, suddenly, Meade splashes in?

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> before
> > he is 35.
>
> No... he's a happy guy. But, someone needs to
> monitor his whereabouts. He shouldn't be in the
> baby pool.
>
> Imagine the mothers with their toddlers.... when,
> suddenly, Meade splashes in?


hahaha, "hey kiddos, you like sweet tea?"

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> > before
> > > he is 35.
> >
> > No... he's a happy guy. But, someone needs to
> > monitor his whereabouts. He shouldn't be in the
> > baby pool.
> >
> > Imagine the mothers with their toddlers....
> when,
> > suddenly, Meade splashes in?
>
>
> hahaha, "hey kiddos, you like sweet tea?"


Mothers... don't forget your mace when you're in the baby pool.

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>
>
> Mothers... don't forget your mace when you're in
> the baby pool.


mace will not do, you must go tazer. mothers, dont forget your tazers when visiting the kiddie pool.

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> > before
> > > he is 35.
> >
> > No... he's a happy guy. But, someone needs to
> > monitor his whereabouts. He shouldn't be in the
> > baby pool.
> >
> > Imagine the mothers with their toddlers....
> when,
> > suddenly, Meade splashes in?
>
>
> hahaha, "hey kiddos, you like sweet tea?"


Lol, my eyes are tearing up from that one, too...damn...funny.

He should set-up an Ice Cream style truck or stand, and sell Sweet Tea from it. Instead of playing a jingle too, it can play "Sweet Tea" blaring from the loud-speakers.

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> >
> > Mothers... don't forget your mace when you're
> in
> > the baby pool.
>
>
> mace will not do, you must go tazer. mothers, dont
> forget your tazers when visiting the kiddie pool.


What if the pool was full of Sweet Tea instead of chlorinated water? What would happen in such a scenario?

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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> >
> > Mothers... don't forget your mace when you're
> in
> > the baby pool.
>
>
> mace will not do, you must go tazer. mothers, dont
> forget your tazers when visiting the kiddie pool.


Maybe this nutcase needs to be captured.

This thread was started 9 years ago after Meade's 31st birthday. Other than aging 9 years, nothing much has changed. Starting anonymous threads bragging about oneself is the exact opposite of humility. One of Meade's favorite bragging points has always been how young he looks. Ignoring how fat he looks which is always the first takeaway from looking at Meade.

Meade has yet to realize that when you are most of your own fan base, you don't have a fanbase.

I used to think that Meade had no one in his life who loved him enough to tell him the truth about his mediocrity. For the last few weeks, his stubbornness has become more and more apparent.
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