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Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2020 10:27PM

I was so young for Apollo 8. Apollo 11 gets the glory as Neil Armstrong took that leap for all of mankind on the moon. Yet a year prior, Frank Bornan, Jim Lovell, and Bill Anders went on this mission. The first around the moon. It was a high risk against the Soviet scumbags, but these men and the brave people at NASA got it done.

Did you know that in one second, Apollo 8 burned in fuel what Lindbergh’s flight from New York to Paris did?

Here’s even more. Commander Borman got sick on the third day. He threw up and had diarrhea, all of which ended up in globules floating in the capsule. I shit you not the other astronauts and various buttons, in the capsule were shit on.

Bill Anders actually described the groan throne in space. Urinating in a condom like device into a tank was easier, but they had to attach a suction bag to their rear end. Sometimes they had to dig with gloves into their starfishes through the bags to clear them out. Each urine and poop sample was saved for shit in space studies. My best guess is IBS candidates would not be allowed to be in the astronaut program.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: OMG Bo is Gerry ()
Date: May 17, 2020 10:29PM

BO is Gerry

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: No way Jose ()
Date: May 17, 2020 10:34PM

OMG Bo is Gerry Wrote:
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> BO is Gerry


Gerrys not intelligent. Brown Onion is. I don’t really like his posts, but this one is rather unique. Especially since next week I think Americans return to space. He’s obviously despite his issues well educated and smart. Gerry isn’t. Plus no prissy factor, so definitely not Gerry.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: Trolling FFU ()
Date: May 17, 2020 10:42PM

He’s been trolling FFU for years. Talented but trolling.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: This explains everything ()
Date: May 17, 2020 10:50PM

OMG Bo is Gerry Wrote:
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> BO is Gerry


I would have argued against this a year ago. However, it does seem more and more likely. Especially now that BO Has added the details of pooping in space.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: No Way Jose ()
Date: May 17, 2020 11:03PM

This explains everything Wrote:
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> OMG Bo is Gerry Wrote:
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> > BO is Gerry
>
>
> I would have argued against this a year ago.
> However, it does seem more and more likely.
> Especially now that BO Has added the details of
> pooping in space.

With Gerrys focus being anti Trump or anything conservative related, he’s of single/simple mind. I doubt he’d know the astronauts names. Admittedly I used wiki but Brown Onion is accurate about this mission.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: obvious by inspection ()
Date: May 17, 2020 11:58PM

No Way Jose Wrote:
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> This explains everything Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OMG Bo is Gerry Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > -----
> > > BO is Gerry
> >
> >
> > I would have argued against this a year ago.
> > However, it does seem more and more likely.
> > Especially now that BO Has added the details of
> > pooping in space.
>
> With Gerrys focus being anti Trump or anything
> conservative related, he’s of single/simple
> mind. I doubt he’d know the astronauts names.
> Admittedly I used wiki but Brown Onion is accurate
> about this mission.


Gerry does know how to use Wiki too So that argument doesn't hold water. That said, I don't think they are the same person. Gerry is just a simple-minded retard. On the other hand, Brown Onion has a serious poop fixation that probably dates from traumatic toilet training. Rational people tell Gerry to "Go Away" and they tell Brown to "Get help".

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: Obvious shit ()
Date: May 18, 2020 12:54AM

BO is BEH. Same anonymous faggot who used to troll the TMOS thread under numerous names. He’s an old racist loser with no life, who has leave for 2 weeks every year in April, probably due to a DUI conviction jail sentance.

He started this Bowel crap after the TMOS thread got ruined.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: Craptacular ()
Date: May 18, 2020 07:07AM

Enjoyed this informative history blurb. Well done.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: Creative writing ()
Date: May 18, 2020 07:19AM

BO is Miz

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 18, 2020 07:23AM

Still working from home. Had a box of Aunt Jemima frozen waffles with a stick of melted butter and Log cabin syrup. This is a great way to start the day.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 18, 2020 07:40AM

Brown Onion deserves more respect. This is fascinating. Admittedly not much on IBS here, but can’t be 100%. Definitely learned something at least which is more than most on this site.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2020 08:03AM

Why do dad and the obese neighbor sleep together? In their bedroom I hear farting, bed squeaking, and grunting noises. Also sometimes hear their Foreman grill. Mom reads alone every night. Grandma makes her and me our favorite snacks. Hoping to play on my switch this morning and have fun with Mario Kart.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: May 18, 2020 08:27AM

Hitler’s Toilet,
This story is super interesting. In January of 2014, it was discovered that a toilet that was used by Adolf Hitler was discovered in full working order (being used everyday by workers in a car repair shop’s employees) in New Jersey. That sounds like the plot for a terrible movie, but it’s true. The toilet was originally apart of the Aviso Grille, which was the official German State yacht and was at the time the largest yacht in history (at 433 feet). The toilet was adjacent to Hitler’s bedroom and when the ship was destroyed in a scrap yard in… You guessed it, New Jersey. That’s where the owner of Greg’s Auto Repair in Florence, Burlington County found and purchased it, brought it back to his shop and created a make-shift bathroom by putting up plywood around the toilet for his employees who had to have had no other option but to use that toilet. The shop was purchased by Greg Kohfeldt from the previous owner, who realized the history behind the toilet and attempted to sell it in 2014. While some may not have heard of the Aviso Grille, it was a very important symbol of Germany’s strength and power not only because of it’s size but also because Hitler had said that he planned to sail the ship he called ‘The White Swan’ up the River Thames in Britain to accept Britain’s surrender. Obviously and thankfully that didn’t work out and the ship ended up as part of Germany’s navy after it became obvious that things weren’t going well enough for Hitler to hang out on a yacht and it eventually ended up near where Hitler may have invaded the United States, but instead people of all different backgrounds and ethnicities ended up sharing the same toilet that Hitler once used. That sounds like poetic justice to me.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion has lots of problems ()
Date: May 18, 2020 10:39AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Brown Onion deserves more respect. This is
> fascinating. Admittedly not much on IBS here, but
> can’t be 100%. Definitely learned something at
> least which is more than most on this site.


No one is treated with respect on FFXU. Brown Onion gets treated like everyone is on FFXU. If he wants more respect he needs to go to a more respectful forum. He can't since his filthy shit stories would be deleted instantly. He also actively disrespects others, so he belongs here for that too.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: May 18, 2020 10:42AM

No. You’re not right: it’s ok to be an ass to BO. What’s wrong is the shit pictures and locking threads. That crosses the line.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion has lots of problems ()
Date: May 18, 2020 10:46AM

Pancho Villa Wrote:
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> No. You’re not right: it’s ok to be an ass to
> BO. What’s wrong is the shit pictures and
> locking threads. That crosses the line.


You really skat porn is different than BOs deranged poop stories? I feel sorry for you. Nevertheless, If one is acceptable so is the other.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 18, 2020 11:28AM

Brown Onion has lots of problems Wrote:
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> Pancho Villa Wrote:
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> -----
> > No. You’re not right: it’s ok to be an ass
> to
> > BO. What’s wrong is the shit pictures and
> > locking threads. That crosses the line.
>
>
> You really skat porn is different than BOs
> deranged poop stories? I feel sorry for you.
> Nevertheless, If one is acceptable so is the
> other.


He has problems. I do too. So do you. Instead of locking up and/or posting shit pictures, I'm impressed you're using your words. That is good. That's a better approach. Its okay to give him hell this way, as that's in the spirit of this forum and the 1st amendment.

Yet I must say I don't get the superior bowel smugness still. Brown before he introduced me to this site brought it up. I've seen it now. Why must those without bowel health issues be so rough?

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 18, 2020 11:29AM

Going to run to Boston Market for a couple meatloaf and mashed potato meals.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: History Buff 1 ()
Date: May 18, 2020 11:36AM

toasted onion Wrote:
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> Hitler’s Toilet,
> This story is super interesting. In January of
> 2014, it was discovered that a toilet that was
> used by Adolf Hitler was discovered in full
> working order (being used everyday by workers in a
> car repair shop’s employees) in New Jersey. That
> sounds like the plot for a terrible movie, but
> it’s true. The toilet was originally apart of
> the Aviso Grille, which was the official German
> State yacht and was at the time the largest yacht
> in history (at 433 feet). The toilet was adjacent
> to Hitler’s bedroom and when the ship was
> destroyed in a scrap yard in… You guessed it,
> New Jersey. That’s where the owner of Greg’s
> Auto Repair in Florence, Burlington County found
> and purchased it, brought it back to his shop and
> created a make-shift bathroom by putting up
> plywood around the toilet for his employees who
> had to have had no other option but to use that
> toilet. The shop was purchased by Greg Kohfeldt
> from the previous owner, who realized the history
> behind the toilet and attempted to sell it in
> 2014. While some may not have heard of the Aviso
> Grille, it was a very important symbol of
> Germany’s strength and power not only because of
> it’s size but also because Hitler had said that
> he planned to sail the ship he called ‘The White
> Swan’ up the River Thames in Britain to accept
> Britain’s surrender. Obviously and thankfully
> that didn’t work out and the ship ended up as
> part of Germany’s navy after it became obvious
> that things weren’t going well enough for Hitler
> to hang out on a yacht and it eventually ended up
> near where Hitler may have invaded the United
> States, but instead people of all different
> backgrounds and ethnicities ended up sharing the
> same toilet that Hitler once used. That sounds
> like poetic justice to me.

What is your source? This is interesting though. Also not sure about the veracity of Brown Onion's historical claims with the Apollo mission, but still good reading.

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Re: Apollo 8 and Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: May 18, 2020 12:40PM

pizza and wings today. My bowels are in for it now.

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