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Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 10, 2020 07:12PM

How are your bowels? I’m going to guess well used and very angry.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/10/2020 07:12PM by Brown Onion.

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Posted by: Common sense Onion ()
Date: May 10, 2020 07:13PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> How are your bowels? I’m going to guess well
> used and very angry.


Never discuss your bowels with someone too interested in your bowels.

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Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 10, 2020 07:15PM

Common sense Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > How are your bowels? I’m going to guess well
> > used and very angry.
>
>
> Never discuss your bowels with someone too
> interested in your bowels.


Heck our family discusses our bowels at the dining room table.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: baby onion ring ()
Date: May 10, 2020 07:16PM

Hey buddy. I didn't have a good experience with the beet juice.

I had to lube up with coconut oil to get it started. I don't know what is going on.

I have all the symptoms of epi but the weight loss. Go figure.

Hope you had a nice weekend. Fuck the hater. We support you. You have given me good advice.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: image blocking onion ()
Date: May 10, 2020 07:18PM

If everyone would just block images the thread would be un blockable!

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Re: Block This
Posted by: baby onion ring ()
Date: May 10, 2020 07:19PM

That's true

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 10, 2020 07:20PM

baby onion ring Wrote:
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> Hey buddy. I didn't have a good experience with
> the beet juice.
>
> I had to lube up with coconut oil to get it
> started. I don't know what is going on.
>
> I have all the symptoms of epi but the weight
> loss. Go figure.
>
> Hope you had a nice weekend. Fuck the hater. We
> support you. You have given me good advice.


Thank you and here’s to you and your bowels doing better. Going to go through some groan time soon but will research more and see what I can find for you.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: baby onion ring ()
Date: May 10, 2020 07:21PM

Thank you. I really appreciate it. Same to you friend!

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion is dead ()
Date: May 10, 2020 07:23PM

Let him rest in peace.
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Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: May 10, 2020 07:24PM

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Re: Block This
Posted by: baby onion ring ()
Date: May 10, 2020 07:25PM

Sorry but your images no longer work here.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2020 06:28AM

baby onion ring Wrote:
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> Thank you. I really appreciate it. Same to you
> friend!


Good morning Baby Onion Ring. Last night I felt like a brown version of John Glenn, as there was liftoff but the O rings really hurt. The Wrong Stuff. It hurts to walk this morning, as goulash is the only reminder of last evening.

Aside from castor oil, how about some beets? I know they don’t taste great, but compared to what Jose has baking in crisco at Mcdonalds this morning, there’s some research that shows beets can help with EIP. The anti oxidants and associated vitamins are easy on the pancreas and bowels, and could decrease flare ups.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2020 11:09AM

Dad is out front in a pink bikini, and holding up a rainbow sign. The obese neighbor just gave him roller skates, this should be interesting to the people in the neighborhood. They of course have the grill on with unhealthy foods. My hope is dad hasn’t been drinking much.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Edit detective ()
Date: May 11, 2020 11:13AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> How are your bowels? I’m going to guess well
> used and very angry.


Brown never, ever once, edited a post before. The only one on this site who edits one or two sentence posts is Gerry. No one else would bother. I would suggest somehow this is a different person using Brown's user name.

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Posted by: Think of it this way ()
Date: May 11, 2020 11:32AM

Edit detective Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > How are your bowels? I’m going to guess well
> > used and very angry.
>
>
> Brown never, ever once, edited a post before. The
> only one on this site who edits one or two
> sentence posts is Gerry. No one else would
> bother. I would suggest somehow this is a
> different person using Brown's user name.

He was dead for several weeks. Brain damage must have set in.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: May 11, 2020 11:48AM

Since Brown Onion keeps resurrecting himself.


EUCHARIST TIME with the midwives!
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Re: Block This
Posted by: Obvious Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2020 11:56AM

Damn man. He always edits something then didn’t before. Beating a dead horse again and again. I agree with BO and others, get a hobby or something. My goodness you’re wasting your life away obsessing over this.

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Posted by: The right to an answer ()
Date: May 11, 2020 12:11PM

Obvious Onion Wrote:
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> Damn man. He always edits something then didn’t
> before. Beating a dead horse again and again. I
> agree with BO and others, get a hobby or
> something. My goodness you’re wasting your life
> away obsessing over this.


But Brown Onion posting his longwinded dumb ass stories about his poop sessions don't bother you one bit.


GET HELP...

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Sock Puppets on Parade ()
Date: May 11, 2020 12:47PM

How many sock puppets does Brown Onion use?

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Posted by: dead to me onion ()
Date: May 11, 2020 01:08PM

Sock Puppets on Parade Wrote:
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> How many sock puppets does Brown Onion use?

impossible to tell but I would say 90% of the posts are him talking to himself.

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Posted by: The deadest horse of them all ()
Date: May 11, 2020 01:51PM

Obvious Onion Wrote:
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> Damn man. He always edits something then didn’t
> before. Beating a dead horse again and again. I
> agree with BO and others, get a hobby or
> something. My goodness you’re wasting your life
> away obsessing over this.


Since he keeps dying, Brown Onion is the deadest horse of them all.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Obvious Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2020 01:54PM

dead to me onion Wrote:
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> Sock Puppets on Parade Wrote:
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> > How many sock puppets does Brown Onion use?
>
> impossible to tell but I would say 90% of the
> posts are him talking to himself.


“Impossible to tell but I would say 90%.”

Wow you’re really stupid to contradict yourself in the same sentence. The word and story structure, the cadence, it’s math based, brown onion is the same as all versions.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Beating a dead Brown Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2020 02:04PM

Obvious Onion Wrote:
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> dead to me onion Wrote:
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> -----
> > Sock Puppets on Parade Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > How many sock puppets does Brown Onion use?
> >
> > impossible to tell but I would say 90% of the
> > posts are him talking to himself.
>
>
> “Impossible to tell but I would say 90%.”
>
> Wow you’re really stupid to contradict yourself
> in the same sentence. The word and story
> structure, the cadence, it’s math based, brown
> onion is the same as all versions.


Each and every time Brown Onion rises from the dead he changes. It might be a product of time taking a toll on his cognitive process. I suppose the poop on his brain is rotting his mind and making him even more addled. Senility is an ugly way to go.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 11, 2020 02:22PM

Beating a dead Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Obvious Onion Wrote:
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> -----
> > dead to me onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Sock Puppets on Parade Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > How many sock puppets does Brown Onion use?
> > >
> > > impossible to tell but I would say 90% of the
> > > posts are him talking to himself.
> >
> >
> > “Impossible to tell but I would say 90%.”
> >
> > Wow you’re really stupid to contradict
> yourself
> > in the same sentence. The word and story
> > structure, the cadence, it’s math based,
> brown
> > onion is the same as all versions.
>
>
> Each and every time Brown Onion rises from the
> dead he changes. It might be a product of time
> taking a toll on his cognitive process. I suppose
> the poop on his brain is rotting his mind and
> making him even more addled. Senility is an ugly
> way to go.


Considering I saw him doing gardening a half hour ago, and him walking his dog and relatively sharp, you may wish for that. Yet that’s not how he is.

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Posted by: You killed him last month ()
Date: May 11, 2020 02:26PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Considering I saw him doing gardening a half hour
> ago, and him walking his dog and relatively sharp,
> you may wish for that. Yet that’s not how he is.

Not a credible source considering you are the sock puppet who most recently declared him dead.
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Re: Block This
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 11, 2020 02:50PM

Someone impersonated me. I’ve made this clear enough. Are you unemployed/bored?

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Re: Block This
Posted by: thatbrownwind ()
Date: May 11, 2020 03:04PM

Ever cup a fart from crotch to nose? Yeah, me neither. That would be gross. Shout out and support to BiBs. We’re all in this together as the TV ads proclaim.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 11, 2020 03:12PM

I know this seems impossible after all the imposters posting but my good friend and neighbor Brown Onion has been admitted to the hospital after another heart attack. This happened early this afternoon - I will give updates as soon as I know anything else. Please be respectful as he has a wife, children and grandchildren

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Re: Block This
Posted by: thatbrownwind ()
Date: May 11, 2020 03:21PM

Unfortunate to learn. Saving good thoughts for Brown Onion.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Sock Puppets on Parade ()
Date: May 11, 2020 03:26PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> I know this seems impossible after all the
> imposters posting but my good friend and neighbor
> Brown Onion has been admitted to the hospital
> after another heart attack. This happened early
> this afternoon - I will give updates as soon as I
> know anything else. Please be respectful as he
> has a wife, children and grandchildren


Now he has a wife? When did he remarry?

Brown Onion needs his sock puppets to keep their stories straight.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1360075/2484737.html#msg-2484737






Does Alexa have a sister? I could use a lady friend who understands my bowels aren't so good. My sister Matilda has tried to arrange dates as I've been widowed since my Edith departed five years ago. Unfortunately so far non bowel friendly women .

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2020 03:31PM

Got chick fil A. A chicken sandwich, French Fries, and a strawberry shake. Take that bowels.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Beating a dead Brown Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2020 03:31PM

It is just time for Brown Onion and all his 'friends' to find a place to start fresh. He will never be rehabilitated on this site. It will be tough for him since no decent place will allow him to post his filthy poop stories which showcase his true degeneracy, but honestly, his ride on FFXU will just get tougher from now on.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 11, 2020 03:34PM

Sock Puppets on Parade Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I know this seems impossible after all the
> > imposters posting but my good friend and
> neighbor
> > Brown Onion has been admitted to the hospital
> > after another heart attack. This happened
> early
> > this afternoon - I will give updates as soon as
> I
> > know anything else. Please be respectful as he
> > has a wife, children and grandchildren
>
>
> Now he has a wife? When did he remarry?
>
> Brown Onion needs his sock puppets to keep their
> stories straight.
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/13
> 60075/2484737.html#msg-2484737
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Does Alexa have a sister? I could use a lady
> friend who understands my bowels aren't so good.
> My sister Matilda has tried to arrange dates as
> I've been widowed since my Edith departed five
> years ago. Unfortunately so far non bowel friendly
> women .


I meant Sister, his beloved wife passed. This is a hard time for me, I misspoke. His sister asked me to bring some things from home to the hospital later and one of them was a picture of his wife so she was on my mind. Still no word from the hospital but Im praying. Your own hate has no bounds to attack those of us who have compassion for our friend and his family.

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Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: May 11, 2020 03:34PM

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Got chick fil A. A chicken sandwich, French Fries,
> and a strawberry shake. Take that bowels.

Sounds delicious Boiled! Your bowels got this. What up BiBs!

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Guesstimator ()
Date: May 11, 2020 03:37PM

I wonder what BO troll’s PO would think of all his trolling in the forum and racist hatred he spreads.

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Posted by: put him down ()
Date: May 11, 2020 03:38PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Sock Puppets on Parade Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I know this seems impossible after all the
> > > imposters posting but my good friend and
> > neighbor
> > > Brown Onion has been admitted to the hospital
> > > after another heart attack. This happened
> > early
> > > this afternoon - I will give updates as soon
> as
> > I
> > > know anything else. Please be respectful as
> he
> > > has a wife, children and grandchildren
> >
> >
> > Now he has a wife? When did he remarry?
> >
> > Brown Onion needs his sock puppets to keep
> their
> > stories straight.
> >
> >
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/13
>
> > 60075/2484737.html#msg-2484737
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Does Alexa have a sister? I could use a lady
> > friend who understands my bowels aren't so
> good.
> > My sister Matilda has tried to arrange dates as
> > I've been widowed since my Edith departed five
> > years ago. Unfortunately so far non bowel
> friendly
> > women .
>
>
> I meant Sister, his beloved wife passed. This is
> a hard time for me, I misspoke. His sister asked
> me to bring some things from home to the hospital
> later and one of them was a picture of his wife so
> she was on my mind. Still no word from the
> hospital but Im praying. Your own hate has no
> bounds to attack those of us who have compassion
> for our friend and his family.

Praying he will die and stay dead this time.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Rusty Craplace cries wolf ()
Date: May 11, 2020 03:48PM

put him down Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sock Puppets on Parade Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I know this seems impossible after all the
> > > > imposters posting but my good friend and
> > > neighbor
> > > > Brown Onion has been admitted to the
> hospital
> > > > after another heart attack. This happened
> > > early
> > > > this afternoon - I will give updates as
> soon
> > as
> > > I
> > > > know anything else. Please be respectful
> as
> > he
> > > > has a wife, children and grandchildren
> > >
> > >
> > > Now he has a wife? When did he remarry?
> > >
> > > Brown Onion needs his sock puppets to keep
> > their
> > > stories straight.
> > >
> > >
> >
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/13
>
> >
> > > 60075/2484737.html#msg-2484737
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Does Alexa have a sister? I could use a lady
> > > friend who understands my bowels aren't so
> > good.
> > > My sister Matilda has tried to arrange dates
> as
> > > I've been widowed since my Edith departed
> five
> > > years ago. Unfortunately so far non bowel
> > friendly
> > > women .
> >
> >
> > I meant Sister, his beloved wife passed. This
> is
> > a hard time for me, I misspoke. His sister
> asked
> > me to bring some things from home to the
> hospital
> > later and one of them was a picture of his wife
> so
> > she was on my mind. Still no word from the
> > hospital but Im praying. Your own hate has no
> > bounds to attack those of us who have
> compassion
> > for our friend and his family.
>
> Praying he will die and stay dead this time.


BO and his 'friends' always pretend he is dead when BO doesn't think he is getting the 'respect' he deserves.

He should have stayed dead the first time in 2017.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2020 03:54PM

A day of new plaid pants, walking the pooch, and doing the gardening work the rugrats were supposed to have completed. They aren’t much better than the lazy slob I hire to mow the grass. He makes the outdoors stink. Best guess is he still is riding that train car top from Honduras.

Admittedly am happy with this weather. Might have to get the Buick out as plenty of illegals still out and about to make the white grill turn red. Hope everyone’s bowels are reasonable today. I doubt after last nights launch, that I’ll be clinging to the groan throne, thinking of Roy Rogers and Gene Autry to make the pain lessen.

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Posted by: vckxh ()
Date: May 11, 2020 03:55PM

Rusty Craplace cries wolf Wrote:
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>
> He should have stayed dead the first time in 2017.


He should have never been created. There are plenty of other places to go entertain 12 year olds.

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Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: May 11, 2020 04:15PM

vckxh Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace cries wolf Wrote:
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> >
> >
> > He should have stayed dead the first time in
> 2017.
>
>
> He should have never been created. There are
> plenty of other places to go entertain 12 year
> olds.


All of us need to stay here. When I see 'Brown Onion'. I know I am in the right place to fulfill all of our pooping desires.
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Re: Block This
Posted by: Craptacular ()
Date: May 11, 2020 04:19PM

Never pooped on a mirror. Something to look forward to in my 60’s I suppose.

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Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 11, 2020 04:36PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A day of new plaid pants, walking the pooch, and
> doing the gardening work the rugrats were supposed
> to have completed. They aren’t much better than
> the lazy slob I hire to mow the grass. He makes
> the outdoors stink. Best guess is he still is
> riding that train car top from Honduras.
>
> Admittedly am happy with this weather. Might have
> to get the Buick out as plenty of illegals still
> out and about to make the white grill turn red.
> Hope everyone’s bowels are reasonable today. I
> doubt after last nights launch, that I’ll be
> clinging to the groan throne, thinking of Roy
> Rogers and Gene Autry to make the pain lessen.

Imposter using an '0' instead of O - sick. Im off to the hospital, they say he has not stabilized but we are praying.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: May 11, 2020 04:37PM

I have E.D.
Explosive diarrhea.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: miscavage.. ()
Date: May 11, 2020 04:51PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A day of new plaid pants, walking the pooch, and
> doing the gardening work the rugrats were supposed
> to have completed. They aren’t much better than
> the lazy slob I hire to mow the grass. He makes
> the outdoors stink. Best guess is he still is
> riding that train car top from Honduras.
>
> Admittedly am happy with this weather. Might have
> to get the Buick out as plenty of illegals still
> out and about to make the white grill turn red.
> Hope everyone’s bowels are reasonable today. I
> doubt after last nights launch, that I’ll be
> clinging to the groan throne, thinking of Roy
> Rogers and Gene Autry to make the pain lessen.

Fuck off, you phony bastard. Have some respect for the dead.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 11, 2020 05:01PM

Obese neighbor tied my dad to the front of our Dodge Caravan, then climbed on the hood, dropped his trousers and defecated on Dad's face and mouth. Grandma is trying to shoo him off with her broom and mom us upstairs packing her suitcase. I want to go back to school.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Sock Puppets on Parade ()
Date: May 11, 2020 05:02PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A day of new plaid pants, walking the pooch, and
> doing the gardening work the rugrats were supposed
> to have completed. They aren’t much better than
> the lazy slob I hire to mow the grass. He makes
> the outdoors stink. Best guess is he still is
> riding that train car top from Honduras.
>
> Admittedly am happy with this weather. Might have
> to get the Buick out as plenty of illegals still
> out and about to make the white grill turn red.
> Hope everyone’s bowels are reasonable today. I
> doubt after last nights launch, that I’ll be
> clinging to the groan throne, thinking of Roy
> Rogers and Gene Autry to make the pain lessen.

Now Brown's Onion's sock puppets have really deep ended it this time.

This post was made from Brown Onion's registered username.

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This is Brown 0nion with a zero for the "O".





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Re: Block This
Posted by: All that glitters....... ()
Date: May 11, 2020 05:11PM

All that is left is for Brown Onion to image block this thread and start a new one.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 11, 2020 05:54PM

All that glitters....... Wrote:
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> All that is left is for Brown Onion to image block
> this thread and start a new one.

Geez. Let and let live. BO doesn’t spam like a lot of people do here. Get over yourself.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Death to the Onions! ()
Date: May 11, 2020 05:58PM

Can we just, for the love of all that is holy, please kill off the B.O. character and it's cavalcade of attendant sock puppets.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: hoping... ()
Date: May 11, 2020 06:10PM

Maybe he did die again?

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Bowel Reader ()
Date: May 11, 2020 06:15PM

spring onion is the only entertaining poster in here. I wish he would post more about his girlfrend Jules.

BO and the rest of his sockpuppets are boring and stupid.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Antiasshat. ()
Date: May 11, 2020 06:22PM

Why would anyone look at, let alone keep on their devices, pornography related to feces? Sick!

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Posted by: Sock puppets on Parade ()
Date: May 11, 2020 06:26PM

Antiasshat. Wrote:
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> Why would anyone look at, let alone keep on their
> devices, pornography related to feces? Sick!


Probably for the same reason he posts about Marie Osmond assisting him while he shits and wonders about her underwear. Neither shows a healthy relationship with poop.

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Posted by: better living through chemistry ()
Date: May 11, 2020 06:36PM

hoping... Wrote:
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> Maybe he did die again?


Like we ever get what we want.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 11, 2020 07:26PM

Antiasshat. Wrote:
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> Why would anyone look at, let alone keep on their
> devices, pornography related to feces? Sick!


Ask the guy who stalks BO obsessively. He always does this and shuts threads down. A sick puppy and against 1st amendment.

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Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: May 11, 2020 07:27PM

Can't we all get along?
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Re: Block This
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 11, 2020 08:49PM

Has anybody ever reached orgasm by sticking their own finger up their ass? Asking for a friend.

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Posted by: No streaking ()
Date: May 11, 2020 09:00PM

What makes the poop roll off her face like that without leaving any residue? Did she spray herself with silicone?





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Posted by: really gross ()
Date: May 11, 2020 10:18PM

disgusting, just disgusting

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Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 11, 2020 10:35PM

No streaking Wrote:
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> What makes the poop roll off her face like that
> without leaving any residue? Did she spray
> herself with silicone?
>
Brown Onion said it had something to do with what the man ate.
I'll ask for specifics when I visit him in the hospital tomorrow. It will perk him right up. His vast knowledge of bowel movements is such an asset to this forum and some haters take it for granted.

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Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 12, 2020 02:56AM

I once stuck my finger up Brown Onion’s ass after he dropped a cinder block. He wanted me to check for more. I found his prostate instead and he shot his load all over my shoulder and in my ear. I will miss those times.

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Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 12, 2020 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has always set his browser to block all the images on this forum. 5am guy can imagine that people post nasty pictures here. 5am guy thinks that people do that to get attention. 5am guy thinks it is probably school children posting the pictures.
5am guy is still eating the small plastic cups of fruit. 5am guy likes the ones with no sugar added. Eating the cups of fruit 2 or 3 times a day has helped 5am guys bowels. 5am guy is sending out best wishes to all the bib's!

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Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2020 07:15AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has
> always set his browser to block all the images on
> this forum. 5am guy can imagine that people post
> nasty pictures here. 5am guy thinks that people do
> that to get attention. 5am guy thinks it is
> probably school children posting the pictures.
> 5am guy is still eating the small plastic cups of
> fruit. 5am guy likes the ones with no sugar added.
> Eating the cups of fruit 2 or 3 times a day has
> helped 5am guys bowels. 5am guy is sending out
> best wishes to all the bib's!


Good morning 5 am. How do we block these images, as yes it seems our little friend is having photography time along with imitating my neighbors.

How are your bowels holding up? My starfish appreciates the crisp cold air this morning while out for a walk, although dreading what strange cinder blocks are coming down the plumbing.

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Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2020 08:34AM

Dad wearing a pink dress, bra, and a pair of heels is odd enough. Now the obese neighbor has given him flowers. So much for a regular breakfast, as they are cooking unhealthy foods on the grill.

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Posted by: Observant Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2020 08:52AM

Based on writing, BO and BEH one and the same.

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Posted by: Evidence Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2020 09:36AM

Observant Onion Wrote:
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> Based on writing, BO and BEH one and the same.


Flimsy at best

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Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2020 11:10AM

A big pepperoni with wings and cheese bread. Take that bowels.

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Posted by: I feel your pain ()
Date: May 12, 2020 11:50AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has
> always set his browser to block all the images on
> this forum. 5am guy can imagine that people post
> nasty pictures here. 5am guy thinks that people do
> that to get attention. 5am guy thinks it is
> probably school children posting the pictures.
> 5am guy is still eating the small plastic cups of
> fruit. 5am guy likes the ones with no sugar added.
> Eating the cups of fruit 2 or 3 times a day has
> helped 5am guys bowels. 5am guy is sending out
> best wishes to all the bib's!

So when do you think you will start recovering from your stroke?

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Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2020 12:02PM

That pepperoni must have been succulent, but now you’re stuck with Pizza the Hut. The globs of cheese and meats are colon bowling, having at your pipes with acids, viciousness, and a vice grip on your bowels. The price to pay for this bill will be massive, as your bowels will scream a thousand deaths all at once, not knowing they are facing an impossible task. I worry about you and your bowels boiled. While your decision, I fear your pipes or starfish will become goulash.

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Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 12, 2020 12:52PM

Im sorry to report my neighbor Brown Onion remains in the hospital in grave condition after suffering a cardiac event early afternoon yesterday. We sat with him into the night praying but the doctors are offering no optimism on his recovery. I see the imposter is here or perhaps my neighbor's asshole brother has once again found Brown's password (probably from the rugrats who help him with his computer). Please keep Brown in your prayers and please be respectful of what may be an end of life period for he and his loved ones.

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Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 12, 2020 01:20PM

Ha! Imitation is the best flattery indeed.

Like wasting time? I just drove by Brown Onion who’s gardening. While you’re playing video games probably.

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Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 12, 2020 01:52PM

Dad is naked on all fours on the front lawn; Obese neighbor has put our garden hose up his rectum and turned it on. Dad has started to pee and vomit - Obese neighbor said our yard needed a garden fountain. Jules drove up for a visit just as all this was happening and quickly backed out of the driveway and sped off. I cannot even finish my gluten-free udon noodle wheat grass and tofu soup...

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Posted by: Enquiring Minds ()
Date: May 12, 2020 01:59PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Im sorry to report my neighbor Brown Onion remains
> in the hospital in grave condition after suffering
> a cardiac event early afternoon yesterday. We sat
> with him into the night praying but the doctors
> are offering no optimism on his recovery. I see
> the imposter is here or perhaps my neighbor's
> asshole brother has once again found Brown's
> password (probably from the rugrats who help him
> with his computer). Please keep Brown in your
> prayers and please be respectful of what may be an
> end of life period for he and his loved ones.

Hopefully, there isn't an incident this time. Remember when he decked that nurse when she tried to remove his used bedpan? He kept screaming about how an illegal alien was trying to kidnap his newborn.

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Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: May 12, 2020 02:18PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Im sorry to report my neighbor Brown Onion remains
> in the hospital in grave condition after suffering
> a cardiac event early afternoon yesterday. We sat
> with him into the night praying but the doctors
> are offering no optimism on his recovery. I see
> the imposter is here or perhaps my neighbor's
> asshole brother has once again found Brown's
> password (probably from the rugrats who help him
> with his computer). Please keep Brown in your
> prayers and please be respectful of what may be an
> end of life period for he and his loved ones.

Is he getting the meds he needs?

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Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2020 02:39PM

Guacamole, honey, and natural oils can help ones bowels. The same with steamed vegetables, although be sure to eat hot, as there is data showing improvements with heat moving the metabolism so you can go from a pickup to a basketball sized nightmare. Tonight the insurance company, has provided me with Liza Minnelli. A big improvement over Bette Midler or that really angry man Rachel Maddow. I hope Liza will sing some standards, as the midwives are in position, to help me expunge a hideous monster from my lower 40.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: ju6tyhgr ()
Date: May 12, 2020 02:42PM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

DROP DEAD G2 - stop spamming FFU


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Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 12, 2020 03:47PM

Enquiring Minds Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Im sorry to report my neighbor Brown Onion
> remains
> > in the hospital in grave condition after
> suffering
> > a cardiac event early afternoon yesterday. We
> sat
> > with him into the night praying but the doctors
> > are offering no optimism on his recovery. I
> see
> > the imposter is here or perhaps my neighbor's
> > asshole brother has once again found Brown's
> > password (probably from the rugrats who help
> him
> > with his computer). Please keep Brown in your
> > prayers and please be respectful of what may be
> an
> > end of life period for he and his loved ones.
>
> Hopefully, there isn't an incident this time.
> Remember when he decked that nurse when she tried
> to remove his used bedpan? He kept screaming
> about how an illegal alien was trying to kidnap
> his newborn.
That only happened because he was withdrawing from Oxycontin. He won't have to worry about that. I have been bringing him his meds hidden in a tin of altoids.

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Posted by: use the force-Luke Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2020 04:19PM

ju6tyhgr Wrote:
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>


> Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or
> spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several
> lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov
> worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC
> democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with
> useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize
> americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated
> bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker
> ads, tells people to kill themselves and
> government should seize them and put them on psych
> pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC
> democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo
> courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants,
> gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with
> large dicks on white young females, portends white
> low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive
> of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white
> problem, and anything possible to demoralize any
> americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he
> never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2
> is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but
> definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the
> inside at times). The website operator has told
> him "not to post or return" (in an existing post
> by the sysop): not because of a political leaning
> but for continual illegal and gross spam along
> with messages that are only to demoralize if not
> kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as
> well; continually reporting fake and false
> financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to
> deaden the real response to any real one - like a
> devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users
> complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the
> attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to
> inject key words to kill ffu and google search
> results. G2 continually promotes drug use,
> alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince
> members to meet hookers using photos from the
> 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or
> dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay
> posts egging others to comment - then attacks who
> does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political
> extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD*
> "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies
> and illegal abuse of telephone privilege
> (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the
> job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so
> far). One ffu member discovered a south american
> country recording FFU databasing all posts in a
> non-chat database format - and when questioned -
> another member quickly said it was all coincidence
> and that this was done everywhere in the world on
> all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries
> record the every word of what fairfaxians say on
> blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And
> the idea he's fishing for comments he can use
> against anyone who'd run for office is "just
> assume he's in that business" - and i've warned
> others that is what he fishes for - excuses to
> attack conservatives and or to extort them.
>
> SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE
> YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO
> ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO
> ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON
> DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON
> OTHERS: MONEY
>
> LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE
> HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL
> DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS
> THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST.
> THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE
> WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT
> IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've
> warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is
> fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any
> means available to him
>

>
> GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.
>
> DROP DEAD G2 - stop spamming FFU
>
>



Sounds like you have angry bowels.

Do you get enough fiber?

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Posted by: concerned onion ()
Date: May 12, 2020 04:26PM

Enquiring Minds Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Im sorry to report my neighbor Brown Onion
> remains
> > in the hospital in grave condition after
> suffering
> > a cardiac event early afternoon yesterday. We
> sat
> > with him into the night praying but the doctors
> > are offering no optimism on his recovery. I
> see
> > the imposter is here or perhaps my neighbor's
> > asshole brother has once again found Brown's
> > password (probably from the rugrats who help
> him
> > with his computer). Please keep Brown in your
> > prayers and please be respectful of what may be
> an
> > end of life period for he and his loved ones.
>
> Hopefully, there isn't an incident this time.
> Remember when he decked that nurse when she tried
> to remove his used bedpan? He kept screaming
> about how an illegal alien was trying to kidnap
> his newborn.


Had not heard of this - he does like to play act that his bowel movements are child birth so it is a reasonable delusion bedpan removal would be a kidnapping. Personally Im disgusted his asshole brother Clarence keeps using his screen name at a time like this. I mean show some dignity for your brother he is as we speak fighting for his life.

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Posted by: Inkohootz ()
Date: May 12, 2020 04:32PM

Nasty pics. You all are nasty.

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Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: May 12, 2020 05:32PM

Inkohootz Wrote:
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> Nasty pics. You all are nasty.


Isn't it wonderful we have all found a place for us!..BO...Rusty..Spring Onion...and sometimes even brother clarence.
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Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2020 09:16PM

Liza Minnelli and the midwives are delivering the goods tonight. After some prodding, I think I have this handled and am ready for launch.

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Posted by: Social Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2020 11:26PM

Hi Bibs, whenever the weather decides its going to be warm again we can take out our white twill or linen pants and meet up at Coastal flats to have a very large dinner then cruse the expensive furniture stores for a spirited game of Tennessee Tea Stains. I ordered 3 bolts of cheese cloth this past winter so there will be plenty if people want to turn out. Of course this year there we will have to sit a minimum of two seat cushions apart.

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Posted by: Tennessee Tim ()
Date: May 12, 2020 11:54PM

Social Onion Wrote:
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> Hi Bibs, whenever the weather decides its going to
> be warm again we can take out our white twill or
> linen pants and meet up at Coastal flats to have a
> very large dinner then cruse the expensive
> furniture stores for a spirited game of Tennessee
> Tea Stains. I ordered 3 bolts of cheese cloth
> this past winter so there will be plenty if people
> want to turn out. Of course this year there we
> will have to sit a minimum of two seat cushions
> apart.

Remember last time when BO tried to tea stain that Itslian leather couch and instead he dropped an 8” turd log? I think he ended up hiding it between the cushions.

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Posted by: Social Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2020 12:44AM

Tennessee Tim Wrote:
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> Social Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi Bibs, whenever the weather decides its going
> to
> > be warm again we can take out our white twill
> or
> > linen pants and meet up at Coastal flats to have
> a
> > very large dinner then cruse the expensive
> > furniture stores for a spirited game of
> Tennessee
> > Tea Stains. I ordered 3 bolts of cheese cloth
> > this past winter so there will be plenty if
> people
> > want to turn out. Of course this year there we
> > will have to sit a minimum of two seat cushions
> > apart.
>
> Remember last time when BO tried to tea stain that
> Itslian leather couch and instead he dropped an
> 8” turd log? I think he ended up hiding it
> between the cushions.

I dont recall ever meeting Brown but I do recall an out of town player wearing shorts and not affixing his cheese cloth undies tight enough. There was more than just a stain he left behind. Is that what you are thinking of?

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Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 13, 2020 04:44AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is taking a few nights off this coming weekend and is going fishing with his cousin in Paint Bank Virginia. 5am guy will be sleeping in a tent for two nights and 5am guy will be forced to poop on the ground in the middle of the woods. 5am guy is looking forward to the fishing but not looking forward to the outdoor pooping. 5am guy will probably be eating fresh caught trout cooked over a open campfire.
5am guy hopes everyone here is doing well.

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Posted by: Fuckoffffff ()
Date: May 13, 2020 06:28AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is
> taking a few nights off this coming weekend and is
> going fishing with his cousin in Paint Bank
> Virginia. 5am guy will be sleeping in a tent for
> two nights and 5am guy will be forced to poop on
> the ground in the middle of the woods. 5am guy is
> looking forward to the fishing but not looking
> forward to the outdoor pooping. 5am guy will
> probably be eating fresh caught trout cooked over
> a open campfire.
> 5am guy hopes everyone here is doing well.

I hope you get eaten by a bear, you stupid multipersonality troll cunt.

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Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: May 13, 2020 10:04AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is
> taking a few nights off this coming weekend and is
> going fishing with his cousin in Paint Bank
> Virginia. 5am guy will be sleeping in a tent for
> two nights and 5am guy will be forced to poop on
> the ground in the middle of the woods. 5am guy is
> looking forward to the fishing but not looking
> forward to the outdoor pooping. 5am guy will
> probably be eating fresh caught trout cooked over
> a open campfire.
> 5am guy hopes everyone here is doing well.

Poopy Fartz always happy to hear from 5am. Poopy Fartz wishing 5am a nice camping get away. Poopy Fartz urges caution for ticks awakening in the woods.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 13, 2020 12:12PM

Psyllium.

You're welcome.

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Posted by: worm-dunker Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2020 12:25PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is
> taking a few nights off this coming weekend and is
> going fishing with his cousin in Paint Bank
> Virginia. 5am guy will be sleeping in a tent for
> two nights and 5am guy will be forced to poop on
> the ground in the middle of the woods. 5am guy is
> looking forward to the fishing but not looking
> forward to the outdoor pooping. 5am guy will
> probably be eating fresh caught trout cooked over
> a open campfire.
> 5am guy hopes everyone here is doing well.

Actually checks out. Im shocked. Sockpuppet craftsmanship here at FFXU. Bait, spin cast or fly fishing? Im guessing you are a worm-dunker. Also stop talking about your feces friend, not ok.

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Posted by: Whatever, I do what I want Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2020 12:56PM

Social Onion Wrote:
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> Tennessee Tim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Social Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi Bibs, whenever the weather decides its
> going
> > to
> > > be warm again we can take out our white twill
> > or
> > > linen pants and meet up at Coastal flats to
> have
> > a
> > > very large dinner then cruse the expensive
> > > furniture stores for a spirited game of
> > Tennessee
> > > Tea Stains. I ordered 3 bolts of cheese
> cloth
> > > this past winter so there will be plenty if
> > people
> > > want to turn out. Of course this year there
> we
> > > will have to sit a minimum of two seat
> cushions
> > > apart.
> >
> > Remember last time when BO tried to tea stain
> that
> > Itslian leather couch and instead he dropped an
> > 8” turd log? I think he ended up hiding it
> > between the cushions.
>
> I dont recall ever meeting Brown but I do recall
> an out of town player wearing shorts and not
> affixing his cheese cloth undies tight enough.
> There was more than just a stain he left behind.
> Is that what you are thinking of?


I was in the waiting room of my ophthalmologist's office with a geezer I think is Brown Onion. He left a special delivery on the couch there too. He tried to blame the dog. Except. of course, there wasn't a dog. His appointment was before mine and was called in first. There was a screaming match just a moment after he entered. It was Something about how all doctors are nothing but bloody butchers. and how it had only been 18 months since the surgery and he was still in enormous pain.

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Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: May 13, 2020 02:20PM

Hello Onions! And, what up BiBs!!

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Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 13, 2020 03:09PM

Some slightly good news as they are considering moving my neighbor out of ICU later today. He is on oxygen and regained consciousness but is not coherent. Doctors are uncertain if he may have experienced a stroke along with the heart event. His sister has not left his side and I am shuttling between the hospital and his home to help out. Please stop these horrible stories about my friend Brown. His family does sometimes check in here for him and your stories are very hurtful.

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Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: May 13, 2020 03:20PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Some slightly good news as they are considering
> moving my neighbor out of ICU later today. He is
> on oxygen and regained consciousness but is not
> coherent. Doctors are uncertain if he may have
> experienced a stroke along with the heart event.
> His sister has not left his side and I am
> shuttling between the hospital and his home to
> help out. Please stop these horrible stories
> about my friend Brown. His family does sometimes
> check in here for him and your stories are very
> hurtful.
You make it sound like Brown Onion was coherent before the stroke. Furthermore, how much worse can it be for the family after they have read his 'creative writing about staring at dolly Parton's tits while she wipes his ass?

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Posted by: mature preference ()
Date: May 13, 2020 03:45PM

Dolly Parton is a hot septegenarion.

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Posted by: Brown Onion has lots of problems ()
Date: May 13, 2020 04:14PM

mature preference Wrote:
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> Dolly Parton is a hot septegenarion.


That is why only a degenerate like Brown Onion thinks she should help him poop.

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Posted by: just sayin' Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2020 04:33PM

Starfish Trooper Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Some slightly good news as they are considering
> > moving my neighbor out of ICU later today. He
> is
> > on oxygen and regained consciousness but is not
> > coherent. Doctors are uncertain if he may have
> > experienced a stroke along with the heart event.
>
> > His sister has not left his side and I am
> > shuttling between the hospital and his home to
> > help out. Please stop these horrible stories
> > about my friend Brown. His family does
> sometimes
> > check in here for him and your stories are very
> > hurtful.
> You make it sound like Brown Onion was coherent
> before the stroke. Furthermore, how much worse can
> it be for the family after they have read his
> 'creative writing about staring at dolly Parton's
> tits while she wipes his ass?

In fairness Id stare at her tits if she was wiping my ass - just saying

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Re: Block This
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 13, 2020 04:59PM

Got a footlong turkey bacon and cheese double meat sub from Sheetz for dinner tonight. Going to cook up half a bag of Ore-Ida crispy crowns to go with it. My bowels can easily handle this one.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: It isn't very pretty ()
Date: May 13, 2020 06:36PM

just sayin' Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Starfish Trooper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Some slightly good news as they are
> considering
> > > moving my neighbor out of ICU later today.
> He
> > is
> > > on oxygen and regained consciousness but is
> not
> > > coherent. Doctors are uncertain if he may
> have
> > > experienced a stroke along with the heart
> event.
> >
> > > His sister has not left his side and I am
> > > shuttling between the hospital and his home
> to
> > > help out. Please stop these horrible stories
> > > about my friend Brown. His family does
> > sometimes
> > > check in here for him and your stories are
> very
> > > hurtful.
> > You make it sound like Brown Onion was coherent
> > before the stroke. Furthermore, how much worse
> can
> > it be for the family after they have read his
> > 'creative writing about staring at dolly
> Parton's
> > tits while she wipes his ass?
>
> In fairness Id stare at her tits if she was wiping
> my ass - just saying


In fairness, there are many things I would like Dolly Parton to do to me, wiping my ass is not one of them.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Fosters grille burger with onion ()
Date: May 14, 2020 11:59AM

those foster grille burgers are good and easily digested.

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