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Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: April 12, 2010 04:37PM

riddle me this, whats the deal with wasps and hornets? what purpose do they serve? i know bees actually contribute to this planet, pollinating flowers, making delicious honey, without bees our plants will die out. wasps and hornets on the other hand, are built to kill, do nothing except reproduce and make nests, attack you for no reason, and destroy plants to make their nests. what good comes out of wasps and hornets? wasps and hornets go fuck yourselves. bees, you're ok.


these things just look mean, like they wouldnt think twice before killing you.




bees, look friendly and almost cute.

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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 12, 2010 05:06PM

> these things just look mean, like they wouldnt
> think twice before killing you.
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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: also ran ()
Date: April 12, 2010 05:15PM

Damn wasp, they are useless
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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: April 12, 2010 05:57PM

no no no, seriously. what good comes from them?

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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: flank ()
Date: April 12, 2010 06:04PM

hey guys come to my clubhouse costume party

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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 12, 2010 06:07PM

Wasps and hornets are just one of the many things nature uses to remind us that it does not like us.

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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 12, 2010 08:01PM

wasps and hornets are to BB as heavy doors are to me....no explanation will satisfy him. You just have to let him hate.

Now you know what it feels like to have an irrational and stubborn hatred of something nobody else seems to get. Welcome to my funhouse, Bloody.
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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 12, 2010 09:04PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Welcome to my funhouse, Bloody.


http://www.flickr.com/photos/sacamoto2003/

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: April 12, 2010 09:11PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> wasps and hornets are to BB as heavy doors are to
> me....no explanation will satisfy him. You just
> have to let him hate.
>
> Now you know what it feels like to have an
> irrational and stubborn hatred of something nobody
> else seems to get. Welcome to my funhouse, Bloody.


no, no they're not. sure, the thing we have in common is hatred but when the reason for those awful, heavy, doors was explained to you, you didnt like the answer. i am just curious what purpose they serve or the role they play in this planet. if someone could tell me that i will be satisfied.

men and women hate wasps and hornets where it seems your problem mainly pertains to women. people understand the hatred behind wasps and hornets. a lot of people hate them. your door issue is not that common.

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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: Kato ()
Date: April 12, 2010 09:41PM

Dont forget with out hornets we would never have "Green Hornet".


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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: April 12, 2010 10:13PM

I remember in Germany, when I was on Rhein-Main, we were staying in the barracks. We had the window open, because there isn't much A/C in good old Deutschland, and this HUGE ass hornet flew into the room. This thing was a straight monster, it must've been at least 1.5 Inches long, and it was pissed off. I don't remember who finally managed to whack it, but it was KO'd. The only problem was, we couldn't find it. We were looking around for about 15-20 minutes, and then we finally found it under a bag, laying there with mites all over it. The next thing you know, someone took a shoe and "BAM", the thing was finally neutralized. Man, it was like partaking in a S&D operation, all for a crazy NAZI hornet lol (I swear this thing must've been waiting in ambush in one of Hitler's bunkers somewhere; he acted like he had 50 years of pent up rage).

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: April 12, 2010 10:19PM

if a wasp or hornet flies into my house i just leave for a couple hours.

yeah fuck that shit. if i ever encounter a japanese hornet, i will just shoot myself.


here is one now.

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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: April 14, 2010 09:42PM

Always lure them to the window and douse them in any flammable liquid.
Same with their stupid nests outside.

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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: Bartle Doo ()
Date: April 15, 2010 03:11PM

A 50-50 mixture of dish washing soap and water will help you eradicate the wasp problem.

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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: April 15, 2010 03:55PM

Yes make sure you tie your hands to your ankles before you spit the soapy solution at the wasp's nest.

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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: April 15, 2010 08:46PM

Bartle Doo Wrote:
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> A 50-50 mixture of dish washing soap and water
> will help you eradicate the wasp problem.


yeah fuck that, i dont want to give them a bath. im not even asking for help to kill them i just want to know what their purpose is.

side note: if im going to eradicate a nest, i will use a poison spray strong enough to kill a german shepard. thanks for the eco-friendly tip any way.

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Re: Wasps, Hornets, Bees, and Toes.
Posted by: Fuckin A ()
Date: April 20, 2010 02:24PM

I got stung by a wasp about a month ago and man it freaked me out. The fucker flew into MY window and came at me like a fucking suicide kamikaze bomber. Fuckin went right at my arm and got me. I hit a bowl about 5 minutes before and it totally killed my high but then again it did take away from the pain.

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