The freedom hating blocker has shut down another thread. That’s his right, as he feels velvety with his superior bowels. His biggest accomplishment in his miserable life is shutting down a thread. Congrats!!!

I love you Bo

Thanks Brown. I got your email. I don’t know why he continues this behavior, but would like to hear in his words why he feels compelled to do this to our discussions here. Hope all are well, had a rough time this morning but hope to continue on a decent path.

Don’t worry BO, your loyal fans will find you wherever you have to go to avoid the disgraceful blocker.

To the op, why use the word bowels?

Makers Mark Wrote:
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> To the op, why use the word bowels?


Bowels are his passion. They are his Juliet, his Isolde, Maid Marion. If he was Pinkerton, his bowels would be his Madam Butterfly. If he was Rick Blain, his Bowels would be Ilsa flying away from Casablanca. If he was the Flying Dutchman, his bowels would be Senta. If he was Link, his bowels would be his Princess Zelda.


finally, if he was Jack on the Titanic, his bowels would be his Rose...



His Brown Rose.
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Got into work today. So far no accidents.

Not sure if I have the Chinese Flu or not but last night I passed out on the groan throne after struggling so long I lost consciousness. During this I had lucid dreams - I hallucinated that the midwives were working furiously to deliver a New Jersey Barrier from my starfish employing wenches and levers to no avail. I looked up to see Elvis Presley giving me a knobber and gasping the lyrics to 'Dont Be Cruel' between breaths and sucking my Gherkin-sized phallus. To my horror/relief I woke up slouched over on the throne with the dog licking my balls and feces smeared all over my chest. This shouldnt be happening to a white man of means such as me. Perhaps third world savages and Iguana eaters could confess to hexing me with this curse.

Brown 0nion Wrote:
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> Not sure if I have the Chinese Flu or not but last
> night I passed out on the groan throne after
> struggling so long I lost consciousness. During
> this I had lucid dreams - I hallucinated that the
> midwives were working furiously to deliver a New
> Jersey Barrier from my starfish employing wenches
> and levers to no avail. I looked up to see Elvis
> Presley giving me a knobber and gasping the lyrics
> to 'Dont Be Cruel' between breaths and sucking my
> Gherkin-sized phallus. To my horror/relief I woke
> up slouched over on the throne with the dog
> licking my balls and feces smeared all over my
> chest. This shouldnt be happening to a white man
> of means such as me. Perhaps third world savages
> and Iguana eaters could confess to hexing me with
> this curse.
I guess brown onion is finally coming to grips with his repressed homosexuality.
GOOD FOR HIM!

Meade Skelton is no Elvis Presley. In his mind he is, tell him he reminds you of elvis, rub some ranch dressing on your pickle and you will get the blowjob of your life.


This one is for you, big fella
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Brown 0nion Wrote:
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> Not sure if I have the Chinese Flu or not but last
> night I passed out on the groan throne after
> struggling so long I lost consciousness. During
> this I had lucid dreams - I hallucinated that the
> midwives were working furiously to deliver a New
> Jersey Barrier from my starfish employing wenches
> and levers to no avail. I looked up to see Elvis
> Presley giving me a knobber and gasping the lyrics
> to 'Dont Be Cruel' between breaths and sucking my
> Gherkin-sized phallus. To my horror/relief I woke
> up slouched over on the throne with the dog
> licking my balls and feces smeared all over my
> chest. This shouldnt be happening to a white man
> of means such as me. Perhaps third world savages
> and Iguana eaters could confess to hexing me with
> this curse.


Imitation is a form of admiration. Glad you like Brown too.

horse videos, feces on your chest - this is fucked up.

what the actual f Wrote:
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> horse videos, feces on your chest - this is fucked
> up.


How dare you, You must be a small-minded superior boweled person. Brown Onion helps thousands with his sage-like wisdom when it comes to potty.

what the actual f Wrote:
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> horse videos, feces on your chest - this is fucked
> up.


I was thinking the same thing.

Only the real horse video will do,
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Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Brown 0nion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Not sure if I have the Chinese Flu or not but
> last
> > night I passed out on the groan throne after
> > struggling so long I lost consciousness.
> During
> > this I had lucid dreams - I hallucinated that
> the
> > midwives were working furiously to deliver a
> New
> > Jersey Barrier from my starfish employing
> wenches
> > and levers to no avail. I looked up to see
> Elvis
> > Presley giving me a knobber and gasping the
> lyrics
> > to 'Dont Be Cruel' between breaths and sucking
> my
> > Gherkin-sized phallus. To my horror/relief I
> woke
> > up slouched over on the throne with the dog
> > licking my balls and feces smeared all over my
> > chest. This shouldnt be happening to a white
> man
> > of means such as me. Perhaps third world
> savages
> > and Iguana eaters could confess to hexing me
> with
> > this curse.
>
>
> Imitation is a form of admiration. Glad you like
> Brown too.

Ur boyfriend Brown Onion jumped the shark fam - totally out now.

Im a little confused as to why Mr. Brown posted that post about Elvis - maybe social distancing is not good for him. Im back home of course as our school is closed. Im looking for volunteer opportunities around here especially for elderly and people with Chron's Disease or other nutritional issues. Hope everyone here is safe

spring onion Wrote:
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> Im a little confused as to why Mr. Brown posted
> that post about Elvis - maybe social distancing is
> not good for him. Im back home of course as our
> school is closed. Im looking for volunteer
> opportunities around here especially for elderly
> and people with Chron's Disease or other
> nutritional issues. Hope everyone here is safe


This bothers you but his fantasy of Tony Blair having tea and crumpets while watching him shit doesn't bother you? You know the one where he births his brown baby and Blair hands him a congratulatory cigar. He said Blair deserved a Noble Peace prize for that. Brown Onion has some serious potty issues.

Made another run to Manassas today to pick up a family pack of Roy Rogers fried chicken which includes 4 biscuits and two sides. This will make for a nice dinner tonight. My bowels are ready!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The freedom hating blocker has shut down another
> thread. That’s his right, as he feels velvety
> with his superior bowels. His biggest
> accomplishment in his miserable life is shutting
> down a thread. Congrats!!!


This is not a popular thread here, takes up too much space.

In honor of Brown Onion coming out..


http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/3318384/3321468.html#msg-3321468


I imagine former prime minister Tony Blair will be in my bathroom, or Loo, very shortly. The man who brought peace to Ireland and England is used to seeing horrors up close. I can only surmise that one look of my rectal mirror will horrify this Briton. Yet he will be a major help, as him discussing political policies as my toe nails dig into the floor tile will be soothing. The midwives will appreciate him being there, as I deliver painfully something the size of the HMS Lusitania. My hope is that he will have tea and crumpets, as I heave and ho, with the breathing exercises deliver successfully. He will hand me a congrats dad cigar for this, and maybe he will get a smelly Nobel peace prize.
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spring onion Wrote:
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> Im a little confused as to why Mr. Brown posted
> that post about Elvis - maybe social distancing is
> not good for him. Im back home of course as our
> school is closed. Im looking for volunteer
> opportunities around here especially for elderly
> and people with Chron's Disease or other
> nutritional issues. Hope everyone here is safe


Hi spring! That’s another user who uses a number zero instead of the O. He’s a twit with superior bowels. That is so kind of you. Quite a few people have Crohns Disease and that is very benevolent of you to help out. You’re making me proud as well as so many others. Keep up the great work and please stay safe as this virus is very concerning.

It never surprises me the superior bowel jerks, and their unbecoming conduct. Pictures of horse penises and shit, I’m sure they are all homosexuals who are full of themselves or another man. Today has been decent. Was able to visit with my rugrats helping, a senior citizen facility and converse with their residents over a computer about bowel issues. Most of these citizens have IBS or another related condition, so I do feel good that we are accomplishing something good. Hope all are well and safe from the Chinese virus.

Can you do another story or more about political bowels?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> decent. Was able to visit with
> my rugrats helping, a senior citizen facility and
> converse with their residents over a computer
> about bowel issues. Most of these citizens have
> IBS or another related condition, so I do feel
> good that we are accomplishing something good.
> Hope all are well and safe from the Chinese virus.


I hope for the sake of the elderly people that this is another one of you reveries like Pence serenading you with 'A Mighty Fortress is our God" while you shit and Melania Trump throws you a roll of toilet paper,

I'm not saying it is impossible for you to actually help others with their IBS issues. But what you dump on here is not helping anyone. Especially yourself since feeding your derangements just makes them stronger.

BO has lots of problems Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > decent. Was able to visit with
> > my rugrats helping, a senior citizen facility
> and
> > converse with their residents over a computer
> > about bowel issues. Most of these citizens have
> > IBS or another related condition, so I do feel
> > good that we are accomplishing something good.
> > Hope all are well and safe from the Chinese
> virus.
>
>
> I hope for the sake of the elderly people that
> this is another one of you reveries like Pence
> serenading you with 'A Mighty Fortress is our God"
> while you shit and Melania Trump throws you a roll
> of toilet paper,
>
> I'm not saying it is impossible for you to
> actually help others with their IBS issues. But
> what you dump on here is not helping anyone.
> Especially yourself since feeding your
> derangements just makes them stronger.


We all have problems. So what if Brown Onion gets creative? Maybe this is an outlet for him that you can’t understand but I get it having IBS. He’s provided a lot of tips here, also at churches and other places, and is the first in our neighborhood at his age, when people half his age won’t. Brown Onion has problems, I have problems, you have problems. We all do.

Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

ty5hyhre Wrote:
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>

> Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or
> spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several
> lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov
> worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC
> democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with
> useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize
> americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated
> bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker
> ads, tells people to kill themselves and
> government should seize them and put them on psych
> pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC
> democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo
> courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants,
> gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with
> large dicks on white young females, portends white
> low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive
> of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white
> problem, and anything possible to demoralize any
> americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he
> never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2
> is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but
> definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the
> inside at times). The website operator has told
> him "not to post or return" (in an existing post
> by the sysop): not because of a political leaning
> but for continual illegal and gross spam along
> with messages that are only to demoralize if not
> kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as
> well; continually reporting fake and false
> financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to
> deaden the real response to any real one - like a
> devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users
> complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the
> attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to
> inject key words to kill ffu and google search
> results. G2 continually promotes drug use,
> alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince
> members to meet hookers using photos from the
> 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or
> dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay
> posts egging others to comment - then attacks who
> does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political
> extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD*
> "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies
> and illegal abuse of telephone privilege
> (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the
> job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so
> far). One ffu member discovered a south american
> country recording FFU databasing all posts in a
> non-chat database format - and when questioned -
> another member quickly said it was all coincidence
> and that this was done everywhere in the world on
> all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries
> record the every word of what fairfaxians say on
> blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And
> the idea he's fishing for comments he can use
> against anyone who'd run for office is "just
> assume he's in that business" - and i've warned
> others that is what he fishes for - excuses to
> attack conservatives and or to extort them.
>
> SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE
> YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO
> ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO
> ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON
> DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON
> OTHERS: MONEY
>
> LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE
> HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL
> DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS
> THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST.
> THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE
> WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT
> IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've
> warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is
> fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any
> means available to him
>
>
> GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.
>

Go away. Brown despises Gerrymander. He and I both served and think he's crap. This whole thread probably despises him.

Shit. I love the fun writing style of BO!

I think Kareem Abdul Jabbar would be amazed by the brown basketball I’m certain to drop. Him and Red Auerbach, despite representing two different teams, would hold hands and sing their best wishes as I sit on the groan throne with my underpants on my ankles. I wonder if ankle warmers could be invented. The midwives are preparing the bathroom with medical supplies and that special paper that they have on the floor. Their kit and epidural are ready. The medications are ready and I think that their ready for this delicate time. Drinking lots of castor oil and prepping for a world of hurt. The o rings could be severed.

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> BO has lots of problems Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > decent. Was able to visit with
> > > my rugrats helping, a senior citizen facility
> > and
> > > converse with their residents over a computer
> > > about bowel issues. Most of these citizens
> have
> > > IBS or another related condition, so I do
> feel
> > > good that we are accomplishing something
> good.
> > > Hope all are well and safe from the Chinese
> > virus.
> >
> >
> > I hope for the sake of the elderly people that
> > this is another one of you reveries like Pence
> > serenading you with 'A Mighty Fortress is our
> God"
> > while you shit and Melania Trump throws you a
> roll
> > of toilet paper,
> >
> > I'm not saying it is impossible for you to
> > actually help others with their IBS issues. But
> > what you dump on here is not helping anyone.
> > Especially yourself since feeding your
> > derangements just makes them stronger.
>
>
> We all have problems. So what if Brown Onion gets
> creative? Maybe this is an outlet for him that you
> can’t understand but I get it having IBS. He’s
> provided a lot of tips here, also at churches and
> other places, and is the first in our neighborhood
> at his age, when people half his age won’t.
> Brown Onion has problems, I have problems, you
> have problems. We all do.

Brown Onion takes the stance that he doing some sort of public service by dumping his poop tales. His poop tales are really deranged. They include the famous and powerful cheering him on as he poops. Midwives delivering his brown babies. There is a great deal of bigotry involved. This really cannot be normalized with 'we all have problems'.

So exactly, what are the tips he has provided on this forum that he should get a pass for his disturbing stories?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think Kareem Abdul Jabbar would be amazed by the
> brown basketball I’m certain to drop. Him and
> Red Auerbach, despite representing two different
> teams, would hold hands and sing their best wishes
> as I sit on the groan throne with my underpants on
> my ankles. I wonder if ankle warmers could be
> invented. The midwives are preparing the bathroom
> with medical supplies and that special paper that
> they have on the floor. Their kit and epidural are
> ready. The medications are ready and I think that
> their ready for this delicate time. Drinking lots
> of castor oil and prepping for a world of hurt.
> The o rings could be severed.


Good luck!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think Kareem Abdul Jabbar would be amazed by the
> brown basketball I’m certain to drop. Him and
> Red Auerbach, despite representing two different
> teams, would hold hands and sing their best wishes
> as I sit on the groan throne with my underpants on
> my ankles. I wonder if ankle warmers could be
> invented. The midwives are preparing the bathroom
> with medical supplies and that special paper that
> they have on the floor. Their kit and epidural are
> ready. The medications are ready and I think that
> their ready for this delicate time. Drinking lots
> of castor oil and prepping for a world of hurt.
> The o rings could be severed.


As a was posting the above, this showed up.

A fantasy of a basketball legend from yesteryear is helping him shit.

What helpful information does it provide?

What am I missing?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Oh please, Brown Onion is like Chris Chan and Meade Skelton. He is an internet retard we can laugh at. As for myself, he makes my perversity seem not so bad.
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holy shit Brown admitted to dreaming Elvis was sucking his dick and waking up with the dog licking his balls!!!

A new Day Wrote:
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> holy shit Brown admitted to dreaming Elvis was
> sucking his dick and waking up with the dog
> licking his balls!!!

Look at the fake brown onion and the real brown onion asshole. He’s being trolled.

A new Day Wrote:
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> holy shit Brown admitted to dreaming Elvis was
> sucking his dick and waking up with the dog
> licking his balls!!!


Most faggots dream of sucking Elvis's dick. BO thinks the King should submit to servicing him. How arrogant.

Miscavage... Wrote:
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> A new Day Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > holy shit Brown admitted to dreaming Elvis was
> > sucking his dick and waking up with the dog
> > licking his balls!!!
>
> Look at the fake brown onion and the real brown
> onion asshole. He’s being trolled.


Brown Onion is the biggest troll on here.
Props to anyone who could troll him.

My car is a mess. I have to go home.

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> My car is a mess. I have to go home.

So sorry Mr Underwear. Do you live near a volunteer fire department? If so they might be able to hose out your car for you? I hope you feel better soon. As you have the Hershey Squirts version of IBS, lots of I forgot the name of the liquid pediatricians recommend for dehydration. Plus maybe big blocks of cheese might keep you clogged up a bit more.

Brown how are your bowels?

Thank you Brown Onion! Castor oil, a cigarette, and cup of coffee helped this morning. Much better!

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Thank you Brown Onion! Castor oil, a cigarette,
> and cup of coffee helped this morning. Much
> better!


Hi MX4. In a holding position. Hope you and others aren’t eating bats like the third world types in China. You’re welcome Rusty. Hope to catch up with you later today, as Matilda and I are going to get takeout from First Watch. That’s an old military trick, and all should use it. Castor oil primes the pump, the rest speeds things up.

Pestilence. At this time you should repent!!! In the name of the father son and Holy Ghost!

Oh c'mon......... Wrote:
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> Miscavage... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A new Day Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > holy shit Brown admitted to dreaming Elvis
> was
> > > sucking his dick and waking up with the dog
> > > licking his balls!!!
> >
> > Look at the fake brown onion and the real brown
> > onion asshole. He’s being trolled.
>
>
> Brown Onion is the biggest troll on here.
> Props to anyone who could troll him.

I used to think Brown Onion was just a scat perv now we know he is a full blown faggot too (not that there is anything wrong with that). Hey Brown, any more dreams of Elvis blowing you while you smear feces all over yourself???

.