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Which is better; sex or taking a big hot steamy dump?
Posted by: Rick tynes ()
Date: March 31, 2020 02:57PM

Sex is awesome, but there’s nothing chunking up a big hot smelly duce after a big company luncheon followed by a long, hard day of work. I live for that shit.

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Re: Which is better; sex or taking a big hot steamy dump?
Posted by: doing both at the same time ()
Date: March 31, 2020 03:02PM

Seriously, what other answer did you expect on this forum?

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Re: Which is better; sex or taking a big hot steamy dump?
Posted by: Haughty ()
Date: March 31, 2020 03:18PM

doing both at the same time Wrote:
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> Seriously, what other answer did you expect on
> this forum?


How are you physically able to accomplish that? Have her doing reverse cowgirl while you’re on the shitter?

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Re: Which is better; sex or taking a big hot steamy dump?
Posted by: Fjshsj ()
Date: March 31, 2020 03:29PM

doing both at the same time Wrote:
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> Seriously, what other answer did you expect on
> this forum?

My first instinct is the same and to say, “why do you assume that the two are mutually exclusive?” However, after thinking about it, I can honestly say I would rather do either (have sex or take a dump) than to do both at the same time. Not my thing.

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Re: Which is better; sex or taking a big hot steamy dump?
Posted by: CMKGP ()
Date: March 31, 2020 03:30PM

Please leave FU and take your shit porn to a site where it is appreciated.

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Re: Which is better; sex or taking a big hot steamy dump?
Posted by: Gerrys cousin ()
Date: March 31, 2020 03:35PM

Sex with a goat is a little better than taking a hot, steamy dump.

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Re: Which is better; sex or taking a big hot steamy dump?
Posted by: Borg ()
Date: March 31, 2020 03:42PM

Best thing ever is to get a blumpkin. I love those. Get yourself a woman that is willing to give you a BJ while you’re dropping a Duce

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