I’d like to thank the first amendment totalitarian, who keeps blocking bowel threads. He and his sorry ass, are spending hours obsessing over my posts, and interfering with IBS discussions. A shame I can’t shit him out like the cinder blocks. Yet on a positive note, our thread is more popular than ever and reaching far more people than before. It’s his actions and they have consequences. So go again with your shit photographs and locking up threads, as you can see it has no effect whatsoever.

Do you realize everyone here hates your dumb ass?

What up BiBs!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I’d like to thank the first amendment
> totalitarian, who keeps blocking bowel threads. He
> and his sorry ass, are spending hours obsessing
> over my posts, and interfering with IBS
> discussions. A shame I can’t shit him out like
> the cinder blocks. Yet on a positive note, our
> thread is more popular than ever and reaching far
> more people than before. It’s his actions and
> they have consequences. So go again with your shit
> photographs and locking up threads, as you can see
> it has no effect whatsoever.


It doesn't take long at all to block a thread.

However, your obsessions with telling people your imaginary Poop tales are something you should be concerned about.

Get over yourself brown onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I’d like to thank the first amendment
> > totalitarian, who keeps blocking bowel threads.
> He
> > and his sorry ass, are spending hours obsessing
> > over my posts, and interfering with IBS
> > discussions. A shame I can’t shit him out
> like
> > the cinder blocks. Yet on a positive note, our
> > thread is more popular than ever and reaching
> far
> > more people than before. It’s his actions and
> > they have consequences. So go again with your
> shit
> > photographs and locking up threads, as you can
> see
> > it has no effect whatsoever.
>
>
> It doesn't take long at all to block a thread.
>
> However, your obsessions with telling people your
> imaginary Poop tales are something you should be
> concerned about.

How’s your moms cooking? I bet she regrets you every second.

Brown Onion Wrote:

>
> How’s your moms cooking? I bet she regrets you
> every second.


Why should she?

At least my mom potty trained me successfully. I haven't had the need to bring the trauma of that into my adult years. Do you know your visions of needing people to help you potty isn't normal? In fact, it is a sign of a highly disturbed individual.

The fresh baked whole grain muffins from Shoppers food warehouse get my bowels moving famously! I hear that SFW is closing . FUCK!!

One thing for certain... Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
>
> >
> > How’s your moms cooking? I bet she regrets
> you
> > every second.
>
>
> Why should she?
>
> At least my mom potty trained me successfully. I
> haven't had the need to bring the trauma of that
> into my adult years. Do you know your visions of
> needing people to help you potty isn't normal? In
> fact, it is a sign of a highly disturbed
> individual.


Your superior bowels. More evidence with shit like this and your blocking and shit photography obsessions. You represent the smug asshole attitude of superior bowel types everywhere.

Please leave FU and take your shit porn to a forum where it is appreciated

Go Awa y Wrote:
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> Please leave FU and take your shit porn to a forum
> where it is appreciated


Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. JFK. All you do is interfere with free speech and play on your Atari. Do nothing generation.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Go Awa y Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Please leave FU and take your shit porn to a
> forum
> > where it is appreciated
>
>
> Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what
> you can do for your country. JFK. All you do is
> interfere with free speech and play on your Atari.
> Do nothing generation.

All you do is obsessively start thread after thread for a place to dump your poop tales. No, it is not normal to imagine the first lady throwing you a roll of toilet paper while you are on the shitter. No, it not normal to fantasize that midwives are helping you give birth to your 'poop' babies. Thinking that anyone who disagrees with you must have 'superior bowels' is another manifestation of your unhealthy relationship with defecation. Since the shit gifs only appear in the bowels threads, they will probably cease once you do.

Either, get help for your mental disorder, find another place more tolerant of your mental disorder, or accept that other people have the right to 'free speech'* to comment on your disorder.


*I am fully aware that there is only a facsimile of 'free speech' on all websites including this one.

Hi all! 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am guy has been working the 12 hour shifts since this whole virus thing started. On Friday 5am guy had to take a Imodium AD pill because he had bad diarrhea but the pill worked too good and shut 5am guys system down for the whole weekend. Thankfully 5am guy was able to drop a load about a hour ago.
When 5am guy gets off of work in about 2 hours 5am guy will get two nights off. 5am guy plans to stay in his condo and drink beer while watching TV then 5am guy will be catching up on some sleep. 5am guy wishes all the BiB's well.

Keep telling yourself that Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Go Awa y Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Please leave FU and take your shit porn to a
> > forum
> > > where it is appreciated
> >
> >
> > Ask not what your country can do for you, ask
> what
> > you can do for your country. JFK. All you do is
> > interfere with free speech and play on your
> Atari.
> > Do nothing generation.
>
> All you do is obsessively start thread after
> thread for a place to dump your poop tales. No, it
> is not normal to imagine the first lady throwing
> you a roll of toilet paper while you are on the
> shitter. No, it not normal to fantasize that
> midwives are helping you give birth to your 'poop'
> babies. Thinking that anyone who disagrees with
> you must have 'superior bowels' is another
> manifestation of your unhealthy relationship with
> defecation. Since the shit gifs only appear in the
> bowels threads, they will probably cease once you
> do.
>
> Either, get help for your mental disorder, find
> another place more tolerant of your mental
> disorder, or accept that other people have the
> right to 'free speech'* to comment on your
> disorder.
>
>
> *I am fully aware that there is only a facsimile
> of 'free speech' on all websites including this
> one.

Go play Atari and enjoy your superior bowels. You get nothing.

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in a little early
> tonight. 5am guy has been working the 12 hour
> shifts since this whole virus thing started. On
> Friday 5am guy had to take a Imodium AD pill
> because he had bad diarrhea but the pill worked
> too good and shut 5am guys system down for the
> whole weekend. Thankfully 5am guy was able to drop
> a load about a hour ago.
> When 5am guy gets off of work in about 2 hours 5am
> guy will get two nights off. 5am guy plans to stay
> in his condo and drink beer while watching TV then
> 5am guy will be catching up on some sleep. 5am guy
> wishes all the BiB's well.


Oh man hope you feel better. Immodium and other bismuth related medication can be good, but I believe Reyes disease it’s called, just a heads up for you and your bowels. I think temporary it’s ok though and keep doing what you’re doing in these difficult times.

Poopy Fartz wishes 5am a nice couple of days off.

I didn’t know pepto could. Just looked at the bottle. Thanks BO!

I am getting annoyed at having to find this forum. To the person responsible for changing its location, enough. Please. Being incontinent is uncomfortable enough.

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> I am getting annoyed at having to find this forum.
> To the person responsible for changing its
> location, enough. Please. Being incontinent is
> uncomfortable enough.

Hope you’re doing ok. I got your email and if you need more supplies, done! And it is annoying but compared to what we go through daily, a walk in the park.

Am suffering from stomach pain this morning. I decided not to telework until this clears up. Hope you all are okay

Two meat lover pizzas with French fries and soda. Take that bowels.

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Am suffering from stomach pain this morning. I
> decided not to telework until this clears up. Hope
> you all are okay


So sorry to hear of this. Hope you’re able to release the hounds, as clearing out your system might help. Do you have enough castor oil? Admittedly it tastes disgusting, but that, with a coffee, nicotine, that should expedite it.

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Two meat lover pizzas with French fries and soda.
> Take that bowels.


Why I must ask? If you have a fairly reliable set of bowels, I don’t want you to become like the rest of us. My sister Matilda right now is in a world of hurt right now. Definitely a genetic link.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Boiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Two meat lover pizzas with French fries and
> soda.
> > Take that bowels.
>
>
> Why I must ask? If you have a fairly reliable set
> of bowels, I don’t want you to become like the
> rest of us. My sister Matilda right now is in a
> world of hurt right now. Definitely a genetic
> link.
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Got a disaster. I hate ulcerative colitis.

I finished those pizzas. Now on to some wings and cheese bread. Take that bowels.

Dad is slathering peanut butter on the Obese Neighbor's privates - our dog looks nervous. Im having herbal tea and a coffee/aloe gel colonic...

Soiled Onion Wrote:
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> Got a disaster. I hate ulcerative colitis.


Oh my goodness I’m so sorry. That’s under the IBS umbrella and not fun at all. I’m sorry to be so blunt, but I must ask. Does your rectum look like a turkey with stuffing in it on the thanksgiving table? Be well brother in bowel.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Soiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got a disaster. I hate ulcerative colitis.
>
>
> Oh my goodness I’m so sorry. That’s under the
> IBS umbrella and not fun at all. I’m sorry to be
> so blunt, but I must ask. Does your rectum look
> like a turkey with stuffing in it on the
> thanksgiving table? Be well brother in bowel.


"I’m sorry to be so blunt, but I must ask. Does your rectum look like a turkey with stuffing in it on the thanksgiving table?"

Why MUST you ask for a person to look at their bunghole and give you a report?


GET HELP.

Brown I’ve supported you in the past but that is rude to the person with this medical ailment.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Soiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got a disaster. I hate ulcerative colitis.
>
>
> Oh my goodness I’m so sorry. That’s under the
> IBS umbrella and not fun at all. I’m sorry to be
> so blunt, but I must ask. Does your rectum look
> like a turkey with stuffing in it on the
> thanksgiving table? Be well brother in bowel.


Do you know how painful this is? I don’t find your joke funny at all. Plus I’m a female.

Soiled Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Soiled Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Got a disaster. I hate ulcerative colitis.
> >
> >
> > Oh my goodness I’m so sorry. That’s under
> the
> > IBS umbrella and not fun at all. I’m sorry to
> be
> > so blunt, but I must ask. Does your rectum look
> > like a turkey with stuffing in it on the
> > thanksgiving table? Be well brother in bowel.
>
>
> Do you know how painful this is? I don’t find
> your joke funny at all. Plus I’m a female.

Support sites for this do exist on the internet. FFXU is not one of them. A man whose butthole reminds him of a Holiday dinner is not someone capable of offering any pragmatic advice.

Picked up pork fried rice and two pork egg rolls for dinner from Wegmans on Monument Drive. Take that bowels! FYI, they also had lots of toilet paper on hand in six pack size, one pack per customer. Take care BiBs!

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Picked up pork fried rice and two pork egg rolls
> for dinner from Wegmans on Monument Drive. Take
> that bowels! FYI, they also had lots of toilet
> paper on hand in six pack size, one pack per
> customer. Take care BiBs!

We’re they still selling handmade crabcakes at Monument?

For Pete's sake Wrote:
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> Soiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Soiled Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Got a disaster. I hate ulcerative colitis.
> > >
> > >
> > > Oh my goodness I’m so sorry. That’s under
> > the
> > > IBS umbrella and not fun at all. I’m sorry
> to
> > be
> > > so blunt, but I must ask. Does your rectum
> look
> > > like a turkey with stuffing in it on the
> > > thanksgiving table? Be well brother in bowel.
> >
> >
> > Do you know how painful this is? I don’t find
> > your joke funny at all. Plus I’m a female.
>
> Support sites for this do exist on the internet.
> FFXU is not one of them. A man whose butthole
> reminds him of a Holiday dinner is not someone
> capable of offering any pragmatic advice.


This is the one that came up on google. Thank you though as I didn’t like being talked to in that manner.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Soiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got a disaster. I hate ulcerative colitis.
>
>
> Oh my goodness I’m so sorry. That’s under the
> IBS umbrella and not fun at all. I’m sorry to be
> so blunt, but I must ask. Does your rectum look
> like a turkey with stuffing in it on the
> thanksgiving table? Be well brother in bowel.


I’m going to call you in a few. This should be apologized for. I think you’re a great man but this is going too far.

Soiled Onion,

I apologize for my off the cuff comments. It’s been brought to my attention. For bringing up a turkey being stuffed was inappropriate. Quite often my humor is misunderstood by some of the dumbest here, but I think you’re a good person and I went overboard a bit. Ulcerative colitis is a very tough medical condition. My heart and bowels are with yours. And brothers and sisters in bowel maybe it should be. Is your diet restricted heavily? Again no offense was meant and I was slightly inappropriate.

Going to call in the midwives in here soon and deliver cinder blocks. We are all in this shit together.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Soiled Onion,
>
> I apologize for my off the cuff comments. It’s
> been brought to my attention. For bringing up a
> turkey being stuffed was inappropriate. Quite
> often my humor is misunderstood by some of the
> dumbest here.

Your 'humor' isn't misunderstood by anyone other than yourself. The fact that you think your poop commentary is funny shows exactly how disturbed you are.

GET HELP

Soiled Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Soiled Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Got a disaster. I hate ulcerative colitis.
> >
> >
> > Oh my goodness I’m so sorry. That’s under
> the
> > IBS umbrella and not fun at all. I’m sorry to
> be
> > so blunt, but I must ask. Does your rectum look
> > like a turkey with stuffing in it on the
> > thanksgiving table? Be well brother in bowel.
>
>
> Do you know how painful this is? I don’t find
> your joke funny at all. Plus I’m a female.


Soiled sorry for your health condition. Dont mind poster Brown Onion, he is some kind of mentally challenged troll that pretends his bowel movements are infants that he is delivering from his anus. He claims midwives help him with this at his toilet(s) at home. He is not well. No surprise he immediately insulted you with disgusting imagery. Be warned he is also a racist. All in all you would be well to steer clear of this forum and seek somewhere else not featuring scat fantasies and vulgar fetish images. Best of luck.

BO has lots of problems Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Soiled Onion,
> >
> > I apologize for my off the cuff comments.
> It’s
> > been brought to my attention. For bringing up a
> > turkey being stuffed was inappropriate. Quite
> > often my humor is misunderstood by some of the
> > dumbest here.
>
> Your 'humor' isn't misunderstood by anyone other
> than yourself. The fact that you think your poop
> commentary is funny shows exactly how disturbed
> you are.
>
> GET HELP

Bro, for real he’s funny. Plus he despises Gerry. 2 for 2.

Grandma is in jail again for selling jenkum. Dad and the obese neighbor are laughing. How can they be so callous so cruel? Plus dad is wearing a string bikini too.

Summary Judgement Onion Wrote:
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> Soiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Soiled Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Got a disaster. I hate ulcerative colitis.
> > >
> > >
> > > Oh my goodness I’m so sorry. That’s under
> > the
> > > IBS umbrella and not fun at all. I’m sorry
> to
> > be
> > > so blunt, but I must ask. Does your rectum
> look
> > > like a turkey with stuffing in it on the
> > > thanksgiving table? Be well brother in bowel.
> >
> >
> > Do you know how painful this is? I don’t find
> > your joke funny at all. Plus I’m a female.
>
>
> Soiled sorry for your health condition. Dont mind
> poster Brown Onion, he is some kind of mentally
> challenged troll that pretends his bowel movements
> are infants that he is delivering from his anus.
> He claims midwives help him with this at his
> toilet(s) at home. He is not well. No surprise
> he immediately insulted you with disgusting
> imagery. Be warned he is also a racist. All in
> all you would be well to steer clear of this forum
> and seek somewhere else not featuring scat
> fantasies and vulgar fetish images. Best of luck.


He’s a bit controversial, he’s an older gentleman, but he’s not a racist. I’ve witnessed him help neighbors of all backgrounds. He’s actually a good guy although I’m still disappointed with his talked to the lady that way and think his apology falls short. Yet he’s helped me and countless others.

Brown Onion and his racism is obvious. This is why he faces his problems. The lord giveth and take away. God punishes Brown Onion for his use of the words like beaners, savages, iguana eaters, and the like. He can repent and pray for forgiveness.

Nancy Pelosi is sitting on the lounge chair, martini in hand, and I could swear the Botox is going to fall off of her Italian face. That look of purses lips, disgust, and horror as I sit on the groan throne, awaiting the seismic anomalies that are sure to follow as my nails dig further into the bathroom tile. I wonder how much Medicare is paying for the midwives. Tonight’s edition is a group of foreigners. I wish they’d speak English, but to their credit, these third world cretins are more helpful than the American ones I had this past week. They are burning incense candles, as they don’t want to irritate the nose hairs of the speaker of the house. She does need to wax that mustache. Not sure if a full sized microwave or television is going to damage what’s left of my starfish but IBS is no joke.

Father Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion and his racism is obvious. This is why
> he faces his problems. The lord giveth and take
> away. God punishes Brown Onion for his use of the
> words like beaners, savages, iguana eaters, and
> the like. He can repent and pray for forgiveness.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/3309014/3309994.html#msg-3309994


Re: ACLU Protected Bowels Thread
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 20, 2020 09:44AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> I’m about to run out of adult underwear and
> don’t want to go to stores.


Mr Underwear, either I'll go out later today in my Buick to run over the few illegals left and get them or perhaps Rusty or one of our other folks got you covered. Just hit us up via email what you need.

I so think if Mitch McConnell, could wear all green and a shell outside of his clothes, singing in my bathroom could boost my spirits. I'm still on the groan throne and my ankles and legs hurt, not to mention my intestines. I am requesting "Come on Eileen," and Mitch by my side as that would help get rid of this rather large cinderblock in my colon.


http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/3317810/3317810.html#msg-3317810

Bowel Freedom #7
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 29, 2020 10:52AM

Dr Anthony Fauci thought he’d seen the worse with the Coronavirus. Yet as he watched me deliver cinder blocks this morning, and a small Ford Ranger, he was expecting a ventilator to pop out as well. The look on his face was abject horror. The midwives thankfully reassured him. He may be with the president and others today for the news conference, and if he looks shaken, it’s not due to the Chinese virus.


http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/3248726/3248726.html#msg-3248726


Bad Bowels Lead to Plumber Smiles
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 06, 2019 09:22AM

I had to hire another beaner, to unclog my groan throne. Not only do IBS sufferers go through a lack of dignity at thick fingered doctors offices, we have to hand over money to iguana eaters to fix our groan thrones. I am relieved that midwives are covered by insurance. Taking a sitz bath and hoping there’s something other than goulash from my starfish remains. It feels like an atomic bomb went off in my bowels.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Nancy Pelosi is sitting on the lounge chair,
> martini in hand, and I could swear the Botox is
> going to fall off of her Italian face. That look
> of purses lips, disgust, and horror as I sit on
> the groan throne, awaiting the seismic anomalies
> that are sure to follow as my nails dig further
> into the bathroom tile. I wonder how much Medicare
> is paying for the midwives. Tonight’s edition is
> a group of foreigners. I wish they’d speak
> English, but to their credit, these third world
> cretins are more helpful than the American ones I
> had this past week. They are burning incense
> candles, as they don’t want to irritate the nose
> hairs of the speaker of the house. She does need
> to wax that mustache. Not sure if a full sized
> microwave or television is going to damage
> what’s left of my starfish but IBS is no joke.

Look at the direction BO takes this thread.
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Brown Onion is the BIGGEST troll on this site. Hands down. If he’d type somewhere what normal stuff, fine. There’s no bigger troll than him.

Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> Brown Onion is the BIGGEST troll on this site.
> Hands down. If he’d type somewhere what normal
> stuff, fine. There’s no bigger troll than him.

Not compared to gerrymander2.

Mx4 Wrote:
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> Wally Joyner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion is the BIGGEST troll on this site.
> > Hands down. If he’d type somewhere what
> normal
> > stuff, fine. There’s no bigger troll than
> him.
>
> Not compared to gerrymander2.

Gerry is the worst political loudmouth by far. The second worst is the forum Trumptard recently going by "TRUMPOCRAT". Both of them stay here because they would be laughed out of any decent political forum.

The Drama types..Miz, Liz, Hammie, Eesh, Peep, are just that.

Brown Onion, on the other hand, shows a deep-seated pathological fecal fixation. This type o obsession goes way back to childhood and has probably held him back his entire life. Maybe Gerry is worse for the forum, but Brown Onion is in a far more depraved and depressing place.

5am guy here a little early. 5am guy has access to the supervisor’s private toilet tonight so 5am guy lit some lavender candles to enjoy the occasion. 5am guy is starting to notice how big of an asshole that Mr. Brown Onion is. 5am guy thinks Mr Brown Onion should leave the forum and go fuck himself.

I can’t go in to work today. Leaving 66 back home. These accidents are almost daily.

Wet towelettes. As people are looking for starfish paper, I can’t help but recommend these. If in a pinch use Armor All wipes, as not only will your rear end be clean, but the Kelly blue book value may go up slightly.

This Chinese virus has caused a lot of my brothers in bowel problems, but I hope you find these helpful. Also please don’t eat bats, as we’ve seen the world go literally batshit crazy with this gift from our garbage third world types in Beijing.

Leaves are not preferable, but again wash them off and use them as needed. Exercise when possible, and try to avoid public gatherings as IBS is almost as bad as the Chinese virus. Be safe everyone.

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> I can’t go in to work today. Leaving 66 back
> home. These accidents are almost daily.


I’ve written to congressmen and senators mr underwear. So far no response, but under ADA protections I think you and others deserve rest stops every 3 or so miles.

https://www.verywellmind.com/freuds-stages-of-psychosexual-development-2795962

I was not trained to be a psychiatrist, but I believe the obtuse write ups are for this very reason. Sigmund Freud would if still alive, be sure to discuss these stages with user name Brown Onion. His write ups go far beyond any type of reason or semblance, and most of my patients were exceptional character. I am proud of my former practice, years of experience, and think that this individual does not represent those whom are afflicted with IBS and other related maladies.

It’s odd seeing dad in clear rubber underwear, making breakfast for the obese neighbor. Pancakes, bacon, and other unhealthy foods. Both of them are drinking beers, and mom continues to cry and smoke cigarettes. School can’t start up again soon enough.

I am Dr. Remulak

I don't think the reverse psychology thing is going to work.

Personally, I think the blocker is providing a public service. You should take your fetishist ass over to some scat site, Brown Onion. You're a fucking loser with FAR TOO much time on your hand (we know you're only typing with one hand when you write your loser posts).

Brown Onion is a loser Wrote:
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> I don't think the reverse psychology thing is
> going to work.
>
> Personally, I think the blocker is providing a
> public service. You should take your fetishist ass
> over to some scat site, Brown Onion. You're a
> fucking loser with FAR TOO much time on your hand
> (we know you're only typing with one hand when you
> write your loser posts).


You’re entitled to your opinion. Opinions are like lips and assholes. Everyone’s got them. He apologized for his in my opinion less than exemplary comments. At least to his credit he takes responsibility.

Good morning and may the lord keep you safe. If you pray and accept God, the son, the Holy Spirit rest assured you won’t end up a racist buffoon like Brown Onion.

Retired GI Wrote:
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> https://www.verywellmind.com/freuds-stages-of-psyc
> hosexual-development-2795962
>
> I was not trained to be a psychiatrist, but I
> believe the obtuse write ups are for this very
> reason. Sigmund Freud would if still alive, be
> sure to discuss these stages with user name Brown
> Onion. His write ups go far beyond any type of
> reason or semblance, and most of my patients were
> exceptional character. I am proud of my former
> practice, years of experience, and think that this
> individual does not represent those whom are
> afflicted with IBS and other related maladies.


Last in the class. GI’s are the quacks of doctors. Even chiropractor’s mock them. So why is it, if you’re so smart, that you haven’t figured out a cure instead of so many of us carrying around cement bags? Truly stupid and all you care about is your bottom line. Stinky fingers.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Retired GI Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> https://www.verywellmind.com/freuds-stages-of-psyc
>
> > hosexual-development-2795962
> >
> > I was not trained to be a psychiatrist, but I
> > believe the obtuse write ups are for this very
> > reason. Sigmund Freud would if still alive, be
> > sure to discuss these stages with user name
> Brown
> > Onion. His write ups go far beyond any type of
> > reason or semblance, and most of my patients
> were
> > exceptional character. I am proud of my former
> > practice, years of experience, and think that
> this
> > individual does not represent those whom are
> > afflicted with IBS and other related maladies.
>
>
> Last in the class. GI’s are the quacks of
> doctors. Even chiropractor’s mock them. So why
> is it, if you’re so smart, that you haven’t
> figured out a cure instead of so many of us
> carrying around cement bags? Truly stupid and all
> you care about is your bottom line. Stinky
> fingers.


Seriously. This isn’t cancer or a heart condition dickwad.

Brown Onion-I feel like your apology is appreciated, but I also find some sarcasm in there with your response. UC is not a good health condition. I’m sorry you suffer too but hope you’ll be more careful with your words.

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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>
> You’re entitled to your opinion. Opinions are
> like lips and assholes. Everyone’s got them. He
> apologized for his in my opinion less than
> exemplary comments. At least to his credit he
> takes responsibility.


Brown Onion dumps his derangement many times each and every day.

You are giving him credit for a half-assed apology ONCE.

After that, he spews this shit


"Last in the class. GI’s are the quacks of doctors. Even chiropractor’s mock them. So why is it, if you’re so smart, that you haven’t figured out a cure instead of so many of us carrying around cement bags? Truly stupid and all you care about is your bottom line. Stinky fingers."

Rusty, why do you insist on normalizing his words and ideas?

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> Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion is the BIGGEST troll on this site.
> > Hands down. If he’d type somewhere what
> normal
> > stuff, fine. There’s no bigger troll than
> him.
>
> Not compared to gerrymander2.

Comparing Gerry to be BO is really apples and oranges.

Gerry needs to GO AWAY.

BO needs to get some mental health HELP.

Do you see the difference?

Soiled Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion-I feel like your apology is
> appreciated, but I also find some sarcasm in there
> with your response. UC is not a good health
> condition. I’m sorry you suffer too but hope
> you’ll be more careful with your words.


No sarcasm intended, as we both just have to monitor our diets and rectal mirrors hoping for the best. I rally and stand with you and everyone else who’s in our brown category. Right now Matilda my sister called and that damn worthless plumber didn’t show up. I advised her to waffle stomp the drain if needed. He’s probably taking a siesta after drinking too much of that cheap shit he does. On a plus note can probably find his replacement at the Annandale 711.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Soiled Onion Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion-I feel like your apology is
> > appreciated, but I also find some sarcasm in
> there
> > with your response. UC is not a good health
> > condition. I’m sorry you suffer too but hope
> > you’ll be more careful with your words.
>
>
> No sarcasm intended, as we both just have to
> monitor our diets and rectal mirrors hoping for
> the best. I rally and stand with you and everyone
> else who’s in our brown category. Right now
> Matilda my sister called and that damn worthless
> plumber didn’t show up. I advised her to waffle
> stomp the drain if needed. He’s probably taking
> a siesta after drinking too much of that cheap
> shit he does. On a plus note can probably find his
> replacement at the Annandale 711.
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Got Vienna sausages, and a whole bag of pork rinds. Take that bowels.

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Got Vienna sausages, and a whole bag of pork
> rinds. Take that bowels.


Good to hear you are going low carb this lunchtime.

Healthy and Robust Wrote:
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> Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> > Got Vienna sausages, and a whole bag of pork
> > rinds. Take that bowels.
>
>
> Good to hear you are going low carb this
> lunchtime.


Going to teach the bowels who the boss is.

Obtuse write ups. These are even more reasons, why I’m enjoying my retirement. While I do look forward to the golf courses reopening, to the sane individuals here, please make an appointment with a board certified GI. The irresponsible write ups in no way reflect, the character and dedication of medical professionals.

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> Obtuse write ups. These are even more reasons, why
> I’m enjoying my retirement. While I do look
> forward to the golf courses reopening, to the sane
> individuals here, please make an appointment with
> a board certified GI. The irresponsible write ups
> in no way reflect, the character and dedication of
> medical professionals.


Based on what you write, you’re very condescending. In fact you remind me of my gastroenterologist.

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Retired GI Wrote:
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> -----
> > Obtuse write ups. These are even more reasons,
> why
> > I’m enjoying my retirement. While I do look
> > forward to the golf courses reopening, to the
> sane
> > individuals here, please make an appointment
> with
> > a board certified GI. The irresponsible write
> ups
> > in no way reflect, the character and dedication
> of
> > medical professionals.
>
>
> Based on what you write, you’re very
> condescending. In fact you remind me of my
> gastroenterologist.


However, the active disrespect Brown Onion gives him doesn't bother you in the least bit. I know it must be hard to be an apologist for a freak with a fecal fixation but you should really ask yourself what you are actually getting out of it.

^^^^^^^^^^

Rusty Craplace is one of Brown Onions sock puppets.

you don't say.... Wrote:
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> ^^^^^^^^^^
>
> Rusty Craplace is one of Brown Onions sock
> puppets.


Are you always an asshole?

Reminiscing about President Nixon. That’s mans bowels must have been incredible. To handle Vietnam, China, the Soviet threat and the watergate fallout, he had the colon of a Cadillac. The day he resigned was a rough one, but he continued to give great speeches and write books of so many interests. I kind of wish that he was still around, but my rugrats have taught me how to use the you tube site. It’s reassuring to hear him discussing foreign policy. Even one of my midwives agrees he was a very intelligent man. JFK now would be a solid conservative. He must have had a awful headache that day in 1963. That truly was a sad day, and then we got stuck with Johnson’s Johnson for years.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Reminiscing about President Nixon. That’s mans
> bowels must have been incredible. To handle
> Vietnam, China, the Soviet threat and the
> watergate fallout, he had the colon of a Cadillac.
> The day he resigned was a rough one, but he
> continued to give great speeches and write books
> of so many interests. I kind of wish that he was
> still around, but my rugrats have taught me how to
> use the you tube site. It’s reassuring to hear
> him discussing foreign policy. Even one of my
> midwives agrees he was a very intelligent man. JFK
> now would be a solid conservative. He must have
> had a awful headache that day in 1963. That truly
> was a sad day, and then we got stuck with
> Johnson’s Johnson for years.


How insane does a person have to be to post about Nixon's colon?
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This is some funny stuff. Best thread on site lol

Even though I am working from home I called out sick today. I went to Giant food and picked up a spiral sliced ham and some scalloped potatoes along with two cases of Budweiser. Going to have a few pounds of ham for dinner and make ham biscuits for breakfast tomorrow. The ham and potatoes are in the oven now. My bowels are going to love this.

Aaron Hernandez Wrote:
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> This is some funny stuff. Best thread on site lol


Welcome BiB. Please tell us about your bowels. Don't leave anything out. No detail is too small. We must know.

Once one of my college girlfriends cheated on me. When I confronted her at her group home she cried and apologized to me. We fucked, I left and on the way home I broke into her car (civic) and took a shit on the drivers seat. She left a sweater in the car and I used that to wipe. cunt

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Reminiscing about President Nixon. That’s mans
> bowels must have been incredible. To handle
> Vietnam, China, the Soviet threat and the
> watergate fallout, he had the colon of a Cadillac.
> The day he resigned was a rough one, but he
> continued to give great speeches and write books
> of so many interests. I kind of wish that he was
> still around, but my rugrats have taught me how to
> use the you tube site. It’s reassuring to hear
> him discussing foreign policy. Even one of my
> midwives agrees he was a very intelligent man. JFK
> now would be a solid conservative. He must have
> had a awful headache that day in 1963. That truly
> was a sad day, and then we got stuck with
> Johnson’s Johnson for years.

Far more intelligent than most of which is on FFU. Please write more.

Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

Thomas Jefferson
Cluster/tension headaches, broken/fractured bones, dysentery, depression, rheumatism, constipation, boils, hearing loss, enlarged prostate, Asperger syndrome (?)


James K. Polk
Kidney stone, sterility, cholera, debilitating diarrhea.


James Garfield
Malarial fever (ague), cold, upset stomach, anal fissure, infected gunshot wound, heart attack or aortic aneurysm (?), blood poisoning, pneumonia.


William H. Taft
Skull fracture and head injury due to wagon accident, sunburn, typhoid fever, severe obesity, dengue fever (?), perineal abscess, dysentery, food poisoning, heartburn, sleep apnea, motion sickness, constipation, headache, gout, cold, eye injury, pink eye, lower back pain (lumbago), hypertension, carpal tunnel syndrome (?), indigestion, atrial fibrillation, rheumatoid arthritis, chronic cystitis, atherosclerosis, myocarditis, heart failure.


Herbert Hoover
Croup (strep throat or laryngitis), measles, mumps, diphtheria, chicken pox, hatchet injury to finger, burn injury to foot, gall bladder disease, shingles, intestinal cancer, deafness, near blindness, pneumonia, fatal, gastrointestinal bleeding.


Franklin D. Roosevelt
Polio, hypertension, hemorrhoids, anemia, melanoma (?), anorexia, weight loss, indigestion, sebaceous cyst, atherosclerosis, cardiomyopathy, angina, cholecystitis, cerebral hemorrhage.


Dwight Eisenhower
Appendicitis, seborrheic keratosis, arthritis,Crohn's disease, anxiety, depression,bowel obstruction, stroke, cholecystitis, prostatic hyperthropy, heart disease, multiple heart attacks (myocardial infarctions).


Jimmy Carter
Severe chronic hemorrhoids.


Ronald Reagan
Nearsightedness (myopia), pneumonia, fractured thigh bone, urinary tract infections, prostate stones, severe cold, Temporomandibular joints (TMJ) disease, arthritis, hay fever, gunshot wound, collapsed lung, hearing loss, colon polyp and cancer, basal cell carcinoma, benign prostatic hyperplasia (enlarged prostate), gastroenteritis (also known as infectious diarrhea), epidural hematoma, Alzheimer's disease, hip fracture, pneumonia.


Bill Clinton
Gasteroesophageal reflux (GERD), rectal bleeding, knee injury, allergy, torn knee tendon, sebaceous cyst, basal cell carcinoma, acne rosacea, angina, atherosclerosis, coronary artery disease, sexual addiction (?).


George W. Bush
Hemorrhoids, benign colon polyps, alcoholism, cocaine abuse (?), actinic keratosis, loss of consciousness (syncope), knee injury (torn meniscus).

Wow I’m impressed! Great effort on presidential bowels. Great research and also I find the presentation style to be well organized. Thank you for educating us on our commander in chiefs bowels! I think you deserve a brown ribbon for your efforts!

Going to try something different here.

First off, imagine you are President Trump’s colon.

Here you are in the abdomen, just chilling, when you are deluged with a massive amount of McDonald’s cheeseburgers, French Fries, and diet cokes. You’re now working overtime to handle this shock, as stomach acids are delivered to break down this food and the substance that usually is filled up by your bladder. Your innards now with stomach acid and enzymes, have to go through 40 feet of intestinal plumbing, until an evacuation to the starfish.

This is amazing. Now hoping you have more appreciation for the commander in chiefs bowels, and yours as well.

Boiled Onion, I wonder how your colon works. Some of the foods you listed for eating make what’s left of my bowels scream. Glad that we are all learning, teaching, and engaged in a fascinating subject.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Wow I’m impressed! Great effort on presidential
> bowels. Great research and also I find the
> presentation style to be well organized. Thank you
> for educating us on our commander in chiefs
> bowels! I think you deserve a brown ribbon for
> your efforts!
>
> Going to try something different here.
>
> First off, imagine you are President Trump’s
> colon.
>
> Here you are in the abdomen, just chilling, when
> you are deluged with a massive amount of
> McDonald’s cheeseburgers, French Fries, and diet
> cokes. You’re now working overtime to handle
> this shock, as stomach acids are delivered to
> break down this food and the substance that
> usually is filled up by your bladder. Your innards
> now with stomach acid and enzymes, have to go
> through 40 feet of intestinal plumbing, until an
> evacuation to the starfish.
>
> This is amazing. Now hoping you have more
> appreciation for the commander in chiefs bowels,
> and yours as well.
>
> Boiled Onion, I wonder how your colon works. Some
> of the foods you listed for eating make what’s
> left of my bowels scream. Glad that we are all
> learning, teaching, and engaged in a fascinating
> subject.

My God, what happened to your dignity?

No one with any self-respect would imagine themselves as President Trump's colon.
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Dude. Loosen up. How obsessed you are with Brown. Heck I didn’t know these presidents had bowel problems. Do you wait here daily to immediately post shit pics after BO writes? Please get a hobby as this is obsessive behavior. Hobbies, there are multiple ones to be involved in.

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Dude. Loosen up. How obsessed you are with Brown.
> Heck I didn’t know these presidents had bowel
> problems. Do you wait here daily to immediately
> post shit pics after BO writes? Please get a hobby
> as this is obsessive behavior. Hobbies, there are
> multiple ones to be involved in.

This is a discussion forum. If a person obsessively starts threads about his fixations, he wants people to comment on them.
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> Fare Fax Wrote:
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> > Dude. Loosen up. How obsessed you are with
> Brown.
> > Heck I didn’t know these presidents had bowel
> > problems. Do you wait here daily to immediately
> > post shit pics after BO writes? Please get a
> hobby
> > as this is obsessive behavior. Hobbies, there
> are
> > multiple ones to be involved in.
>
> This is a discussion forum. If a person
> obsessively starts threads about his fixations, he
> wants people to comment on them.


Guess you got lots of free time.

I find the President bowel list very good reading. This thread gets better!

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> > Fare Fax Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Dude. Loosen up. How obsessed you are with
> > Brown.
> > > Heck I didn’t know these presidents had
> bowel
> > > problems. Do you wait here daily to
> immediately
> > > post shit pics after BO writes? Please get a
> > hobby
> > > as this is obsessive behavior. Hobbies, there
> > are
> > > multiple ones to be involved in.
> >
> > This is a discussion forum. If a person
> > obsessively starts threads about his fixations,
> he
> > wants people to comment on them.
>
>
> Guess you got lots of free time.


Lot's of us have free time these days. Why are you ignoring the obsessions of the OP?

As explained in revelations, this is very likely the time of Armageddon. Repent now. Before it’s too late and the rapture is upon us. The meek shall inherit the earth.

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> As explained in revelations, this is very likely
> the time of Armageddon. Repent now. Before it’s
> too late and the rapture is upon us. The meek
> shall inherit the earth.

Invisible friend!

Got takeout from First Watch with my sister Matilda. It’s good to see that Greenbriar shopping center stores open have a lot of white people out and about helping this economy. These people aren’t waiting on their checks from the guy who they always complain is not my president. It was good reading last night and I do think the bowels of senators, congress representatives, and other historical luminaries would be compelling reading.

I actually have diarrhea this morning. Not as bad as what you all experience.

I actually have diarrhea this morning. Not as bad as what you all experience.

I actually have diarrhea this morning. Not as bad as what you all experience..

I actually have diarrhea this morning. Not as bad as what you all experience!

You aren’t alone Fairfax. Got a lot of that today.

Had some digestion problems this afternoon but feel better. Giant is out of the blueberries and oranges that seem to improve things. I hope the Coronavirus will clear soon, and grocery stores get more foods in.

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Had some digestion problems this afternoon but
> feel better. Giant is out of the blueberries and
> oranges that seem to improve things. I hope the
> Coronavirus will clear soon, and grocery stores
> get more foods in.


Hope you feel better. A shame the third world bat eaters in China had to cause this crap.

Have been thinking about President’s mentioned. Amazing how Ike was able to even with his bowels, lead WW2 in the field and much more.

Was wondering if our bowel historian knows anything about White House groan thrones? Also how did people like John Adams empty their bowels years ago? It’s fascinating shit when you think about it. And poor Elvis Presley’s bowels. To die on the groan throne like he did, I will never forget that moment in history. Still better than how John Lennon went out.

Also wonder if it’s true if Elvis had a thirty pound plus colon?