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Boris Johnson has Coronavirus
Posted by: Another bites the dust ()
Date: March 27, 2020 07:32AM

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8159701/Boris-Johnson-tests-positive-coronavirus-crisis-grips-UK.html

The Prime Minister said he had tested positive for the disease, as the outbreak spreads across the country.

He insisted he has 'mild' symptoms', and will be conntininuing to lead the national response over video-conference.

However, the bombshell news underlines fears that the crisis is escalating.

In a video, Mr Johnson said: “Hi folks I want to bring you up to speed on something that is happening today which is that I have developed mild symptoms of coronavirus, that is to say a temperature and a persistent cough, and on the advice of the chief medical officer I have taken a test.

'That has come out positive so I am working from home, I am self isolating.

'That is entirely the right thing to do but be in no doubt that I can continue thanks to the wizardry of modern technology to communicate with all my top team to lead the national fight back against coronavirus.”
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Re: Boris Johnson has Coronavirus
Posted by: alphas don't get the Wuhan ()
Date: March 27, 2020 07:39AM

Another bites the dust Wrote:
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> https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8159701/B
> oris-Johnson-tests-positive-coronavirus-crisis-gri
> ps-UK.html
>
> The Prime Minister said he had tested positive for
> the disease, as the outbreak spreads across the
> country.
>
> He insisted he has 'mild' symptoms', and will be
> conntininuing to lead the national response over
> video-conference.
>
> However, the bombshell news underlines fears that
> the crisis is escalating.
>
> In a video, Mr Johnson said: “Hi folks I want to
> bring you up to speed on something that is
> happening today which is that I have developed
> mild symptoms of coronavirus, that is to say a
> temperature and a persistent cough, and on the
> advice of the chief medical officer I have taken a
> test.
>
> 'That has come out positive so I am working from
> home, I am self isolating.
>
> 'That is entirely the right thing to do but be in
> no doubt that I can continue thanks to the
> wizardry of modern technology to communicate with
> all my top team to lead the national fight back
> against coronavirus.”


lol. All these politicians are lying about having the Wuhan Flu so they can gain sympathy and hope this covers up their incompetence. It's cool to have the Wuhan now, like when you were in 4th grade and got a cast on your arm. Losers all.

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Re: Boris Johnson has Coronavirus
Posted by: DCUM reader ()
Date: March 27, 2020 07:43AM

You should see all the Facebook snowflakes bitches raging about how they have corona or had it. Of course they didn't get tested because they were self quarantining and didn't want to put anyone else at risk. All their friends cheer them on and tell them how brave they are, then more and more of them say they had it too. Wondering who will be the last loser cunt to not get it.

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Re: Boris Johnson has Coronavirus
Posted by: Thought so too ()
Date: March 27, 2020 07:47AM

I will be honest. I thought some of them were lying too but a few celebrities have died. We can only hope the shit heads who have it follow suit.

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Re: Boris Johnson has Coronavirus
Posted by: Piers Morgan ()
Date: March 27, 2020 10:05AM

Maybe 10 years ago? Jeremy Clarkson was stopped at a street crossing when who should walk in front of Jeremy's car (a silver Land Rover) but Boris Johnson. Boris was the Mayor of London at the time, and he just made new restrictions on the M-5 when entering London. Jeremy smiled and waived at Boris while heavily footing and pounding his acceleration pedal.

If Jeremy had maliciously hit and killed the American, Boris Johnson, that early afternoon, would the world be in a better state today than it is in now?

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Re: Boris Johnson has Coronavirus
Posted by: trump ftw ()
Date: March 27, 2020 10:13AM

Piers Morgan Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Maybe 10 years ago? Jeremy Clarkson was stopped at
> a street crossing when who should walk in front of
> Jeremy's car (a silver Land Rover) but Boris
> Johnson. Boris was the Mayor of London at the
> time, and he just made new restrictions on the M-5
> when entering London. Jeremy smiled and waived at
> Boris while heavily footing and pounding his
> acceleration pedal.
>
> If Jeremy had maliciously hit and killed the
> American, Boris Johnson, that early afternoon,
> would the world be in a better state today than it
> is in now?

Boris Johnson is British, dumbass, not American. He was born in Britain, and grew up in Britain. Libtard! Libtard!

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Re: Boris Johnson has Coronavirus
Posted by: Betty Brown ()
Date: March 27, 2020 10:20AM

trump ftw Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Piers Morgan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Maybe 10 years ago? Jeremy Clarkson was stopped
> at
> > a street crossing when who should walk in front
> of
> > Jeremy's car (a silver Land Rover) but Boris
> > Johnson. Boris was the Mayor of London at the
> > time, and he just made new restrictions on the
> M-5
> > when entering London. Jeremy smiled and waived
> at
> > Boris while heavily footing and pounding his
> > acceleration pedal.
> >
> > If Jeremy had maliciously hit and killed the
> > American, Boris Johnson, that early afternoon,
> > would the world be in a better state today than
> it
> > is in now?
>
> Boris Johnson is British, dumbass, not American.
> He was born in Britain, and grew up in Britain.
> Libtard! Libtard!

For the record, Boris Johnson was born in Queens New York, and his Mother was American. He was born in the same hospital as Donald Trump.

You can't make up your own facts in order to make someone look stupid, because in the end, it will just makes you look stupid.

If the British proposed this trade would you go for it?

They give us back American Boris Johnson, and we give them back Brit Jerry Springer.

Personally, I don't see any benefit there.

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Re: Boris Johnson has Coronavirus
Posted by: B set iCloud ()
Date: March 27, 2020 10:24AM

alphas don't get the Wuhan Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Another bites the dust Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8159701/B
>
> >
> oris-Johnson-tests-positive-coronavirus-crisis-gri
>
> > ps-UK.html
> >
> > The Prime Minister said he had tested positive
> for
> > the disease, as the outbreak spreads across the
> > country.
> >
> > He insisted he has 'mild' symptoms', and will
> be
> > conntininuing to lead the national response
> over
> > video-conference.
> >
> > However, the bombshell news underlines fears
> that
> > the crisis is escalating.
> >
> > In a video, Mr Johnson said: “Hi folks I want
> to
> > bring you up to speed on something that is
> > happening today which is that I have developed
> > mild symptoms of coronavirus, that is to say a
> > temperature and a persistent cough, and on the
> > advice of the chief medical officer I have taken
> a
> > test.
> >
> > 'That has come out positive so I am working
> from
> > home, I am self isolating.
> >
> > 'That is entirely the right thing to do but be
> in
> > no doubt that I can continue thanks to the
> > wizardry of modern technology to communicate
> with
> > all my top team to lead the national fight back
> > against coronavirus.”
>
>
> lol. All these politicians are lying about having
> the Wuhan Flu so they can gain sympathy and hope
> this covers up their incompetence. It's cool to
> have the Wuhan now, like when you were in 4th
> grade and got a cast on your arm. Losers all.


No one has sympathy for him with the virus in the UK. No one would have sympathy for the orange one if he caught it.

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Re: Boris Johnson has Coronavirus
Posted by: TRUMPOCRAT ()
Date: March 27, 2020 10:28AM

How sickening how "journalists" are sensationalizing this.

It's a fraud.

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Re: Boris Johnson has Coronavirus
Posted by: If you want the best ()
Date: March 27, 2020 10:30AM

Hey, Churchill had a American mum as well. Crikey that's brilliant!

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Re: Boris Johnson has Coronavirus
Posted by: Trump FTW ()
Date: March 27, 2020 10:30AM

Betty Brown Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> trump ftw Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Piers Morgan Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Maybe 10 years ago? Jeremy Clarkson was
> stopped
> > at
> > > a street crossing when who should walk in
> front
> > of
> > > Jeremy's car (a silver Land Rover) but Boris
> > > Johnson. Boris was the Mayor of London at
> the
> > > time, and he just made new restrictions on
> the
> > M-5
> > > when entering London. Jeremy smiled and
> waived
> > at
> > > Boris while heavily footing and pounding his
> > > acceleration pedal.
> > >
> > > If Jeremy had maliciously hit and killed the
> > > American, Boris Johnson, that early
> afternoon,
> > > would the world be in a better state today
> than
> > it
> > > is in now?
> >
> > Boris Johnson is British, dumbass, not American.
>
> > He was born in Britain, and grew up in Britain.
>
> > Libtard! Libtard!
>
> For the record, Boris Johnson was born in Queens
> New York, and his Mother was American. He was
> born in the same hospital as Donald Trump.
>
> You can't make up your own facts in order to make
> someone look stupid, because in the end, it will
> just makes you look stupid.
>
> If the British proposed this trade would you go
> for it?
>
> They give us back American Boris Johnson, and we
> give them back Brit Jerry Springer.
>
> Personally, I don't see any benefit there.

Caught in a lie! Jerry Springer is from Ohio, not the UK.

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Re: Boris Johnson has Coronavirus
Posted by: Betty Brown ()
Date: March 27, 2020 10:33AM

Trump FTW Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Betty Brown Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > trump ftw Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Piers Morgan Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Maybe 10 years ago? Jeremy Clarkson was
> > stopped
> > > at
> > > > a street crossing when who should walk in
> > front
> > > of
> > > > Jeremy's car (a silver Land Rover) but
> Boris
> > > > Johnson. Boris was the Mayor of London at
> > the
> > > > time, and he just made new restrictions on
> > the
> > > M-5
> > > > when entering London. Jeremy smiled and
> > waived
> > > at
> > > > Boris while heavily footing and pounding
> his
> > > > acceleration pedal.
> > > >
> > > > If Jeremy had maliciously hit and killed
> the
> > > > American, Boris Johnson, that early
> > afternoon,
> > > > would the world be in a better state today
> > than
> > > it
> > > > is in now?
> > >
> > > Boris Johnson is British, dumbass, not
> American.
> >
> > > He was born in Britain, and grew up in
> Britain.
> >
> > > Libtard! Libtard!
> >
> > For the record, Boris Johnson was born in
> Queens
> > New York, and his Mother was American. He was
> > born in the same hospital as Donald Trump.
> >
> > You can't make up your own facts in order to
> make
> > someone look stupid, because in the end, it
> will
> > just makes you look stupid.
> >
> > If the British proposed this trade would you go
> > for it?
> >
> > They give us back American Boris Johnson, and
> we
> > give them back Brit Jerry Springer.
> >
> > Personally, I don't see any benefit there.
>
> Caught in a lie! Jerry Springer is from Ohio, not
> the UK.

Jerry Springer was born while his mother wassheltered in the London Underground during a World War II air raid.

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Re: Boris Johnson has Coronavirus
Posted by: FUCK! ()
Date: March 27, 2020 10:51AM

Betty Brown Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Trump FTW Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Betty Brown Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > trump ftw Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Piers Morgan Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Maybe 10 years ago? Jeremy Clarkson was
> > > stopped
> > > > at
> > > > > a street crossing when who should walk in
> > > front
> > > > of
> > > > > Jeremy's car (a silver Land Rover) but
> > Boris
> > > > > Johnson. Boris was the Mayor of London
> at
> > > the
> > > > > time, and he just made new restrictions
> on
> > > the
> > > > M-5
> > > > > when entering London. Jeremy smiled and
> > > waived
> > > > at
> > > > > Boris while heavily footing and pounding
> > his
> > > > > acceleration pedal.
> > > > >
> > > > > If Jeremy had maliciously hit and killed
> > the
> > > > > American, Boris Johnson, that early
> > > afternoon,
> > > > > would the world be in a better state
> today
> > > than
> > > > it
> > > > > is in now?
> > > >
> > > > Boris Johnson is British, dumbass, not
> > American.
> > >
> > > > He was born in Britain, and grew up in
> > Britain.
> > >
> > > > Libtard! Libtard!
> > >
> > > For the record, Boris Johnson was born in
> > Queens
> > > New York, and his Mother was American. He
> was
> > > born in the same hospital as Donald Trump.
> > >
> > > You can't make up your own facts in order to
> > make
> > > someone look stupid, because in the end, it
> > will
> > > just makes you look stupid.
> > >
> > > If the British proposed this trade would you
> go
> > > for it?
> > >
> > > They give us back American Boris Johnson, and
> > we
> > > give them back Brit Jerry Springer.
> > >
> > > Personally, I don't see any benefit there.
> >
> > Caught in a lie! Jerry Springer is from Ohio,
> not
> > the UK.
>
> Jerry Springer was born while his mother
> wassheltered in the London Underground during a
> World War II air raid.


Why wasn't I told??? I think I deserve to be told!!!

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Re: Boris Johnson has Coronavirus
Posted by: Sounds good ()
Date: March 29, 2020 06:41AM

Betty Brown Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> trump ftw Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Piers Morgan Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Maybe 10 years ago? Jeremy Clarkson was
> stopped
> > at
> > > a street crossing when who should walk in
> front
> > of
> > > Jeremy's car (a silver Land Rover) but Boris
> > > Johnson. Boris was the Mayor of London at
> the
> > > time, and he just made new restrictions on
> the
> > M-5
> > > when entering London. Jeremy smiled and
> waived
> > at
> > > Boris while heavily footing and pounding his
> > > acceleration pedal.
> > >
> > > If Jeremy had maliciously hit and killed the
> > > American, Boris Johnson, that early
> afternoon,
> > > would the world be in a better state today
> than
> > it
> > > is in now?
> >
> > Boris Johnson is British, dumbass, not American.
>
> > He was born in Britain, and grew up in Britain.
>
> > Libtard! Libtard!
>
> For the record, Boris Johnson was born in Queens
> New York, and his Mother was American. He was
> born in the same hospital as Donald Trump.
>
> You can't make up your own facts in order to make
> someone look stupid, because in the end, it will
> just makes you look stupid.
>
> If the British proposed this trade would you go
> for it?
>
> They give us back American Boris Johnson, and we
> give them back Brit Jerry Springer.
>
> Personally, I don't see any benefit there.

Deal

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