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My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 01:41PM

Al Gore was shocked by the rectal mirror. He was stunned that my poor starfish was so painfully overgrown, and how my rectum was holding back a wooly mammoth. I appreciate that he decided to watch my midwives go to work, as tears rolled down my face. Per him the hole in the ozone layer isn’t all that bad after all. On a plus note he said he’d talk to his friend Bill, and get me a cigar for a elephant sized birthing.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: March 26, 2020 02:07PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Al Gore was shocked by the rectal mirror. He was
> stunned that my poor starfish was so painfully
> overgrown, and how my rectum was holding back a
> wooly mammoth. I appreciate that he decided to
> watch my midwives go to work, as tears rolled down
> my face. Per him the hole in the ozone layer
> isn’t all that bad after all. On a plus note he
> said he’d talk to his friend Bill, and get me a
> cigar for a elephant sized birthing.


How disturbed does a person have to be to imagine that Al Gore is looking at his bunghole?
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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 03:32PM

Great deal on carry out pizza. Take that bowels! Wings too!

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 03:59PM

Grandma made enough money off of jenkum today that I get a new Switch game! I am so happy! Even dad and the obese neighbor are as well, as they are both in bikinis sunning themselves on the front yard.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Father Onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 08:39PM

Don’t you see this is the apocalypse? Repent!!!

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: wild onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 08:47PM

You young folks have it easy. When I was young we had to poop in outhouses. In the winter the outhouse was super cold. In the summer the outhouse would stink!

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Fuck U Brown Onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 08:58PM


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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 26, 2020 09:51PM

You are immature. I guess you really are obsessed with Brown Onion. Your fascination with him is flat out mentally insane.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Spreading cheeks for Al Gore ()
Date: March 26, 2020 10:29PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> You are immature. I guess you really are obsessed
> with Brown Onion. Your fascination with him is
> flat out mentally insane.


Who gives a shit what you think?


You post more about Brown Onion than anyone else other than Brown Onion himself.

Furthermore, you think the following type of putrid display of mental decay is perfectly normal and actually educates and supports people.



"Al Gore was shocked by the rectal mirror. He was stunned that my poor starfish was so painfully overgrown, and how my rectum was holding back a wooly mammoth. I appreciate that he decided to watch my midwives go to work, as tears rolled down my face. Per him the hole in the ozone layer isn’t all that bad after all. On a plus note he said he’d talk to his friend Bill, and get me a cigar for a elephant sized birthing."

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 26, 2020 10:37PM

Spreading cheeks for Al Gore Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You are immature. I guess you really are
> obsessed
> > with Brown Onion. Your fascination with him is
> > flat out mentally insane.
>
>
> Who gives a shit what you think?
>
>
> You post more about Brown Onion than anyone else
> other than Brown Onion himself.
>
> Furthermore, you think the following type of
> putrid display of mental decay is perfectly normal
> and actually educates and supports people.
>
>
>
> "Al Gore was shocked by the rectal mirror. He was
> stunned that my poor starfish was so painfully
> overgrown, and how my rectum was holding back a
> wooly mammoth. I appreciate that he decided to
> watch my midwives go to work, as tears rolled down
> my face. Per him the hole in the ozone layer
> isn’t all that bad after all. On a plus note he
> said he’d talk to his friend Bill, and get me a
> cigar for a elephant sized birthing."


Says the guy who posts shit gifs and blocks threads.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Fuck Brown Onion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 11:50PM

Wouldnt mind Brown if he was even a little creative. Just same shit boring af all the time

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Enquiring Minds want to know ()
Date: March 27, 2020 12:08AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:

>
> Says the guy who posts shit gifs and blocks
> threads.


Why do you continue to conflate all who understandably despise Brown Onion into a single person?

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: March 27, 2020 01:00AM

Enquiring Minds want to know Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
>
> >
> > Says the guy who posts shit gifs and blocks
> > threads.
>
>
> Why do you continue to conflate all who
> understandably despise Brown Onion into a single
> person?
You have a point.

I am not the blocker. And there are a few others besides me.

Which one am I?

Naughty delicious.
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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: March 27, 2020 04:55AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has found that these threads are best viewed with image loading turned off.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: March 27, 2020 06:15AM

Hi 5am guy. Poopy Fartz dislikes these awful gifs. Poopy Fartz almost threw up.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 27, 2020 10:14AM

I now what the launch pad for space rockets looks like. A look into the rectal mirror confirms the worst.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: March 27, 2020 12:43PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I now what the launch pad for space rockets looks
> like. A look into the rectal mirror confirms the
> worst.

Quit being dramatic.

This is launching pad.
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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 27, 2020 04:25PM

As my bowels felt the crushing impending doom, I sat on the groan throne shuddering with what was coming down the highway. Speaker Pelosi watched in abject horror, knowing that was left of my starfish would look like her district or worse. The Botox melted as my midwives got down to business. Glad they had their N95 masks on, because while not bat eating Chinese virus here, the stench and everything else from my anvil sized cinder blocks would require precautionary methods.

I’m now relieved to report that the midwives successfully completed a C section. My fish was saved from the barrage of large objects. I am now resting comfortably on the couch, and hope to see our wonderful president in his speech conference tonight. He’s doing a great job and I’m proud he’s our leader.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: March 27, 2020 04:57PM

What up BiBs!

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: March 27, 2020 05:02PM

User name Brown Onion, please look up Sigmund Freud’s five steps of children development please.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Handle it internally ()
Date: March 27, 2020 05:49PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> As my bowels felt the crushing impending doom, I
> sat on the groan throne shuddering with what was
> coming down the highway. Speaker Pelosi watched in
> abject horror, knowing that was left of my
> starfish would look like her district or worse.
> The Botox melted as my midwives got down to
> business. Glad they had their N95 masks on,
> because while not bat eating Chinese virus here,
> the stench and everything else from my anvil sized
> cinder blocks would require precautionary
> methods.
>
> I’m now relieved to report that the midwives
> successfully completed a C section. My fish was
> saved from the barrage of large objects. I am now
> resting comfortably on the couch, and hope to see
> our wonderful president in his speech conference
> tonight. He’s doing a great job and I’m proud
> he’s our leader.

How the fuck does this shit help anyone?

All it does is feed the unhealthy fixation of a very disturbed person.
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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Fuck U Brown Onion ()
Date: March 27, 2020 05:51PM


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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 27, 2020 06:22PM

Again obsessed with Brown. Any therapists available? You have very scary OCD.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Are you for real? ()
Date: March 27, 2020 06:35PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Again obsessed with Brown. Any therapists
> available? You have very scary OCD.


Brown Onion has relentlessly started dozens of threads to spew his deranged poop fantasies. Discussing those fantasies in these threads certainly happens. I wonder why you choose to normalize his fantasies and anyone who comments on them are the ones obsessed?

If Brown Onion doesn't like the negative feedback, perhaps he should a place where they are more welcoming.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 27, 2020 06:50PM

Are you for real? Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Again obsessed with Brown. Any therapists
> > available? You have very scary OCD.
>
>
> Brown Onion has relentlessly started dozens of
> threads to spew his deranged poop fantasies.
> Discussing those fantasies in these threads
> certainly happens. I wonder why you choose to
> normalize his fantasies and anyone who comments on
> them are the ones obsessed?
>
> If Brown Onion doesn't like the negative feedback,
> perhaps he should a place where they are more
> welcoming.

Maybe you should be shown the welcome door to somewhere else, with your shit pictures and other nonsense. A mental institution would be best.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion is an Asshole ()
Date: March 27, 2020 07:51PM


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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: what the fuck is wrong with you? ()
Date: March 27, 2020 07:55PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Are you for real? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Again obsessed with Brown. Any therapists
> > > available? You have very scary OCD.
> >
> >
> > Brown Onion has relentlessly started dozens of
> > threads to spew his deranged poop fantasies.
> > Discussing those fantasies in these threads
> > certainly happens. I wonder why you choose to
> > normalize his fantasies and anyone who comments
> on
> > them are the ones obsessed?
> >
> > If Brown Onion doesn't like the negative
> feedback,
> > perhaps he should a place where they are more
> > welcoming.
>
> Maybe you should be shown the welcome door to
> somewhere else, with your shit pictures and other
> nonsense. A mental institution would be best.

Nothing in any of these threads is as foul as the stories of having midwives help one give birth to poop babies and having the vice presidents Gore and Pence in attendance while shitting. Gore staring at the bunghole. Pence singing gospel. The pictures all seem to be a reaction to those. A tasteless reaction, but no more tasteless than Brown Onion imagining the first lady is cheering him on while he shits and throws him a roll of TP.

If you and Brown Onion want help with IBS issues, there are online discussion groups for that.
If you and Brown Onion feel disrespected here, there is always 4chan.

http://www.4chan.org/

Don't worry about me if you leave. Gerry, Meade, TRUMPOCRAT, Miz and so many others to laugh at on this forum.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: 0sdkfj ()
Date: March 27, 2020 08:46PM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

DROP DEAD G2

GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY


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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: March 27, 2020 08:49PM

I had to go in to the office today to get some stuff. I got hungry and went to Burger King. I had two original chicken sandwiches with two large fries and a large onion ring. My bowels are stepping up to the plate!

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 27, 2020 09:29PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I had to go in to the office today to get some
> stuff. I got hungry and went to Burger King. I had
> two original chicken sandwiches with two large
> fries and a large onion ring. My bowels are
> stepping up to the plate!


Ouch. How do you handle that? I am admittedly fairly young 40's but I can't eat that anymore. Used to.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: March 27, 2020 09:49PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had to go in to the office today to get some
> > stuff. I got hungry and went to Burger King. I
> had
> > two original chicken sandwiches with two large
> > fries and a large onion ring. My bowels are
> > stepping up to the plate!
>
>
> Ouch. How do you handle that? I am admittedly
> fairly young 40's but I can't eat that anymore.
> Used to.


Fuck off, you shit eater.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 27, 2020 10:08PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I had to go in to the office today to get
> some
> > > stuff. I got hungry and went to Burger King.
> I
> > had
> > > two original chicken sandwiches with two
> large
> > > fries and a large onion ring. My bowels are
> > > stepping up to the plate!
> >
> >
> > Ouch. How do you handle that? I am admittedly
> > fairly young 40's but I can't eat that anymore.
> > Used to.
>
>
> Fuck off, you shit eater.



I see you’re taking out your anger against Rusty and anyone with inferior bowels. I bet you have superior bowels and are so smug about it. I hope to drop a load of shit on Gerry as he keeps up his trolling posts. Put your anger to better use, like screwing with goat loving Gerry. How are your bowels?

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Mx4 ()
Date: March 27, 2020 11:06PM

Just ignore the shitheads

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: March 28, 2020 06:44AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > boiled onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I had to go in to the office today to get
> > some
> > > > stuff. I got hungry and went to Burger
> King.
> > I
> > > had
> > > > two original chicken sandwiches with two
> > large
> > > > fries and a large onion ring. My bowels are
> > > > stepping up to the plate!
> > >
> > >
> > > Ouch. How do you handle that? I am admittedly
> > > fairly young 40's but I can't eat that
> anymore.
> > > Used to.
> >
> >
> > Fuck off, you shit eater.
>
>
>
> I see you’re taking out your anger against Rusty
> and anyone with inferior bowels. I bet you have
> superior bowels and are so smug about it. I hope
> to drop a load of shit on Gerry as he keeps up his
> trolling posts. Put your anger to better use, like
> screwing with goat loving Gerry. How are your
> bowels?

That was a impostor using my name BO. You know that although my bowels are in great working order I have nothing but respect for you and the other legitimate sufferers here.
I am getting ready to go to Roy Rogers for breakfast. Sausage egg platter with fried potatoes and three biscuits with a double side of sausage gravy. I will have to get that from the drive thru then bring it back here to eat. My bowels will make quick work of this.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: steak and eggs ()
Date: March 28, 2020 06:55AM

A big NY strip steak and 6 fried eggs will help the bowels get flowing.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: TP patrol ()
Date: March 28, 2020 09:40AM

I aint been able to find me no toilet paper in over 2 weeks. The old lady and me are down to 7 rolls. Hope I can find some soon.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Date: March 28, 2020 11:02AM

Hello dere bibz! I shore doez hope all yall are doin well durin this here crisis! I got my hourz cut back at work but I iz shore thankfull that Mr Trump iz sendin me some moniez.
I also feel happi that I got me 1,872 dollarz in my savin account at tha credit union. Tha good lord mus be lookin out fo me!
Mr brownoion I am sorry ta here that you is still havin severe bowel trouble an I just sayed me a prayer fo you. God bless all them bibz out there!


PS anybody know how tha real spring onion iz doin? He iz a good boy.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 28, 2020 11:07AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Hello dere bibz! I shore doez hope all yall are
> doin well durin this here crisis! I got my hourz
> cut back at work but I iz shore thankfull that Mr
> Trump iz sendin me some moniez.
> I also feel happi that I got me 1,872 dollarz in
> my savin account at tha credit union. Tha good
> lord mus be lookin out fo me!
> Mr brownoion I am sorry ta here that you is still
> havin severe bowel trouble an I just sayed me a
> prayer fo you. God bless all them bibz out there!
>
>
> PS anybody know how tha real spring onion iz doin?
> He iz a good boy.

God bless you red Onion! Welcome back and here’s to that and what the president is doing being a major support. How have you been doing? Spring I believe just finished his first year of college with a 3.8 gpa. Truly proud of him and he’s being a wonderful young man to his grandmother. Welcome back red onion! It’s so good to hear from you

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 28, 2020 11:08AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > boiled onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I had to go in to the office today to get
> > > some
> > > > > stuff. I got hungry and went to Burger
> > King.
> > > I
> > > > had
> > > > > two original chicken sandwiches with two
> > > large
> > > > > fries and a large onion ring. My bowels
> are
> > > > > stepping up to the plate!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Ouch. How do you handle that? I am
> admittedly
> > > > fairly young 40's but I can't eat that
> > anymore.
> > > > Used to.
> > >
> > >
> > > Fuck off, you shit eater.
> >
> >
> >
> > I see you’re taking out your anger against
> Rusty
> > and anyone with inferior bowels. I bet you have
> > superior bowels and are so smug about it. I
> hope
> > to drop a load of shit on Gerry as he keeps up
> his
> > trolling posts. Put your anger to better use,
> like
> > screwing with goat loving Gerry. How are your
> > bowels?
>
> That was a impostor using my name BO. You know
> that although my bowels are in great working order
> I have nothing but respect for you and the other
> legitimate sufferers here.
> I am getting ready to go to Roy Rogers for
> breakfast. Sausage egg platter with fried potatoes
> and three biscuits with a double side of sausage
> gravy. I will have to get that from the drive thru
> then bring it back here to eat. My bowels will
> make quick work of this.


We have an asshole among us. Can you register your name because I’m fascinated by how you have been able to successfully turn the tide against your bowels. Admittedly they make my awful set scream but kudos!

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: March 28, 2020 11:29AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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>
> We have an asshole among us. Can you register your
> name because I’m fascinated by how you have been
> able to successfully turn the tide against your
> bowels. Admittedly they make my awful set scream
> but kudos!


Of course, we have an asshole here.

Where do you think poop babies come from?
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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 28, 2020 12:12PM

A bad morning here. Am extremely constipated and worry about the pain I’ll be in later. Going to smoke a cigarette and drink coffee as it’s only thing that starts the process.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Molly Hatchet ()
Date: March 28, 2020 01:52PM

Have shortages of foods caused you guys more problems?

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Posted by: [deleted] ()
Date: March 28, 2020 02:00PM

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: March 28, 2020 02:13PM

Molly Hatchet Wrote:
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> Have shortages of foods caused you guys more
> problems?

Does anyone else have a secret stash of candy?
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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 28, 2020 02:23PM

You got issues.

Thank you Molly. I can’t speak for others but finding fruits and vegetables is challenging. Was able to clear the pipes might go shopping soon.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Date: March 28, 2020 02:42PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hello dere bibz! I shore doez hope all yall are
> > doin well durin this here crisis! I got my
> hourz
> > cut back at work but I iz shore thankfull that
> Mr
> > Trump iz sendin me some moniez.
> > I also feel happi that I got me 1,872 dollarz
> in
> > my savin account at tha credit union. Tha good
> > lord mus be lookin out fo me!
> > Mr brownoion I am sorry ta here that you is
> still
> > havin severe bowel trouble an I just sayed me a
> > prayer fo you. God bless all them bibz out
> there!
> >
> >
> > PS anybody know how tha real spring onion iz
> doin?
> > He iz a good boy.
>
> God bless you red Onion! Welcome back and here’s
> to that and what the president is doing being a
> major support. How have you been doing? Spring I
> believe just finished his first year of college
> with a 3.8 gpa. Truly proud of him and he’s
> being a wonderful young man to his grandmother.
> Welcome back red onion! It’s so good to hear
> from you


That iz good newz. I waz worried that springonion might start tryin drugs when he got to kollege. Tryin drugz in kollege waz my downfall. That led to me gettn 66 monthz in prizon and realli messed up my life bad. I am so lucky to be free from drugz now. Thank you fo the update Mr Brownonion.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Welcome back red onion ()
Date: March 28, 2020 03:27PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:

>
> That iz good newz. I waz worried that springonion
> might start tryin drugs when he got to kollege.
> Tryin drugz in kollege waz my downfall. That led
> to me gettn 66 monthz in prizon and realli messed
> up my life bad. I am so lucky to be free from
> drugz now. Thank you fo the update Mr Brownonion.


Welcome back red onion. It is good when another one of the OGs from the original thread makes a return.

Is this still your favorite gif?
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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion Racist Fuck ()
Date: March 28, 2020 03:41PM


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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Date: March 28, 2020 04:00PM

Welcome back red onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
>
> >
> > That iz good newz. I waz worried that
> springonion
> > might start tryin drugs when he got to kollege.
> > Tryin drugz in kollege waz my downfall. That
> led
> > to me gettn 66 monthz in prizon and realli
> messed
> > up my life bad. I am so lucky to be free from
> > drugz now. Thank you fo the update Mr
> Brownonion.
>
>
> Welcome back red onion. It is good when another
> one of the OGs from the original thread makes a
> return.
>
> Is this still your favorite gif?


I haz set my browzer ta block all tha picturez on tha fairfaxez undergroundz. One of the bibz showed me how ta do that yearz ago. I iz vury sorry but I cant see no picturez .

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: sock puppet central onion ()
Date: March 28, 2020 04:17PM

^brown onion sock puppet - having fun?

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 28, 2020 04:33PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hello dere bibz! I shore doez hope all yall
> are
> > > doin well durin this here crisis! I got my
> > hourz
> > > cut back at work but I iz shore thankfull
> that
> > Mr
> > > Trump iz sendin me some moniez.
> > > I also feel happi that I got me 1,872 dollarz
> > in
> > > my savin account at tha credit union. Tha
> good
> > > lord mus be lookin out fo me!
> > > Mr brownoion I am sorry ta here that you is
> > still
> > > havin severe bowel trouble an I just sayed me
> a
> > > prayer fo you. God bless all them bibz out
> > there!
> > >
> > >
> > > PS anybody know how tha real spring onion iz
> > doin?
> > > He iz a good boy.
> >
> > God bless you red Onion! Welcome back and
> here’s
> > to that and what the president is doing being a
> > major support. How have you been doing? Spring
> I
> > believe just finished his first year of college
> > with a 3.8 gpa. Truly proud of him and he’s
> > being a wonderful young man to his grandmother.
> > Welcome back red onion! It’s so good to hear
> > from you
>
>
> That iz good newz. I waz worried that springonion
> might start tryin drugs when he got to kollege.
> Tryin drugz in kollege waz my downfall. That led
> to me gettn 66 monthz in prizon and realli messed
> up my life bad. I am so lucky to be free from
> drugz now. Thank you fo the update Mr Brownonion.


It happens to so many of us red onion! But look at how you’ve turned the tide! A lot of my friends in the military, sadly are gone due to drug overdoses. Keep doing what you’re doing brother in bowel. Spring is doing so good and let’s hope he continues to.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: March 28, 2020 04:43PM

User name Brown Onions write ups are stupid. Any psychology student could tell you, look at Freud’s childhood stages of development.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Howard ()
Date: March 28, 2020 04:47PM

What’s he saying Robin?

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: wouldn't be the first time ()
Date: March 28, 2020 05:46PM

Wouldn't it be funny if Spring onion was the real one and Brown Onion was the one trolling him?

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Brown Onion's Monkey Onion ()
Date: March 28, 2020 06:46PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Hello dere bibz! I shore doez hope all yall
> > are
> > > > doin well durin this here crisis! I got my
> > > hourz
> > > > cut back at work but I iz shore thankfull
> > that
> > > Mr
> > > > Trump iz sendin me some moniez.
> > > > I also feel happi that I got me 1,872
> dollarz
> > > in
> > > > my savin account at tha credit union. Tha
> > good
> > > > lord mus be lookin out fo me!
> > > > Mr brownoion I am sorry ta here that you is
> > > still
> > > > havin severe bowel trouble an I just sayed
> me
> > a
> > > > prayer fo you. God bless all them bibz out
> > > there!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > PS anybody know how tha real spring onion
> iz
> > > doin?
> > > > He iz a good boy.
> > >
> > > God bless you red Onion! Welcome back and
> > here’s
> > > to that and what the president is doing being
> a
> > > major support. How have you been doing?
> Spring
> > I
> > > believe just finished his first year of
> college
> > > with a 3.8 gpa. Truly proud of him and he’s
> > > being a wonderful young man to his
> grandmother.
> > > Welcome back red onion! It’s so good to
> hear
> > > from you
> >
> >
> > That iz good newz. I waz worried that
> springonion
> > might start tryin drugs when he got to kollege.
> > Tryin drugz in kollege waz my downfall. That
> led
> > to me gettn 66 monthz in prizon and realli
> messed
> > up my life bad. I am so lucky to be free from
> > drugz now. Thank you fo the update Mr
> Brownonion.
>
>
> It happens to so many of us red onion! But look at
> how you’ve turned the tide! A lot of my friends
> in the military, sadly are gone due to drug
> overdoses. Keep doing what you’re doing brother
> in bowel. Spring is doing so good and let’s hope
> he continues to.

Well at least Brown is being honest about his Oxy habit... BTW no, most of us do not eat Oxy like tic tacs and cease to be able to take a shit but you keep believing that BO

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Poopyhead ()
Date: March 28, 2020 07:19PM






































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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: Dr. Drew rehab happy hour ()
Date: March 28, 2020 09:31PM

Brown Onion's Monkey Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Hello dere bibz! I shore doez hope all
> yall
> > > are
> > > > > doin well durin this here crisis! I got
> my
> > > > hourz
> > > > > cut back at work but I iz shore thankfull
> > > that
> > > > Mr
> > > > > Trump iz sendin me some moniez.
> > > > > I also feel happi that I got me 1,872
> > dollarz
> > > > in
> > > > > my savin account at tha credit union. Tha
> > > good
> > > > > lord mus be lookin out fo me!
> > > > > Mr brownoion I am sorry ta here that you
> is
> > > > still
> > > > > havin severe bow
>
> Well at least Brown is being honest about his Oxy
> habit... BTW no, most of us do not eat Oxy like
> tic tacs and cease to be able to take a shit but
> you keep believing that BO


I honestly believe all of BO's hubris and lashing out is really a cry for help.


Don't worry Brown Onion. Recovery from Opioid addiction is tough but it does happen.

Yhe road to mental health is just around the corner.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: March 28, 2020 09:49PM

I took a nice long nap earlier. I am up and thinking about putting a big frozen pizza in the oven. I think I will go with a DiGiorno pizza for now. Good stuff.

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Re: My bowels, An Inconvenient Truth
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: March 29, 2020 10:24AM

The pizza was good last night. I slept in this morning and made myself a couple of ham egg and cheese sandwiches on rye toast. I am getting bored staying at home, If the Red Hot and Blue is still open in Leesburg I think I will take a ride out there later. A couple racks of wet ribs and a big tray of potato salad will make for a nice lunch. My bowels will handle it!

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