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I have a friend who can't shit on their own
Posted by: Glove love, literally ()
Date: March 25, 2020 09:17PM

They have to scoop it out with their finger..

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Re: I have a friend who can't shit on their own
Posted by: Swollen colon ()
Date: March 25, 2020 09:21PM

Tell him to eat less dairy, like cheeses

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Re: I have a friend who can't shit on their own
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: March 25, 2020 09:22PM

Go to Tippys Taco

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Re: I have a friend who can't shit on their own
Posted by: plunge it out ()
Date: March 25, 2020 09:22PM

Tell him/her to try using a plunger.
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Re: I have a friend who can't shit on their own
Posted by: snake handler ()
Date: March 25, 2020 09:25PM

There is a better tool for removing shit clogs


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Re: I have a friend who can't shit on their own
Posted by: Hi chad ()
Date: March 25, 2020 09:38PM

Pancho Villa Wrote:
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> Go to Tippys Taco


Hey big shooter. Is that what you use when you’re stopped up. Is CW dry goods open this week?

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Re: I have a friend who can't shit on their own
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: March 25, 2020 09:41PM

Have you tried midwives?

Brown Onion swears by them.
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