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I have 9 rolls of toilet paper. It should last me for months
Posted by: Fuck you all ()
Date: March 24, 2020 10:45AM

I’m good. Fuck you.

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Re: I have 9 rolls of toilet paper. It should last me for months
Posted by: Life is for Christians ()
Date: March 24, 2020 11:25AM

Fuck you all Wrote:
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> I’m good. Fuck you.


Is this what you consider a cry for help? Hope you don’t die, alone.

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Re: I have 9 rolls of toilet paper. It should last me for months
Posted by: CFLYJ ()
Date: March 24, 2020 12:48PM

I have been wondering how the f*** people use so much tp. I live alone and I use > 1 roll / month. What the heck are you people doing?

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Re: I have 9 rolls of toilet paper. It should last me for months
Posted by: wimmins ()
Date: March 24, 2020 12:49PM

some people have vaginas. vaginas bleed.

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Re: I have 9 rolls of toilet paper. It should last me for months
Posted by: Not BO ()
Date: March 24, 2020 12:59PM

The posters in this thread are lost, the time is coming, our bowels posters have been trying to help you all

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Re: I have 9 rolls of toilet paper. It should last me for months
Posted by: Pentuple Dump Champion ()
Date: March 24, 2020 04:39PM

There are times I use one roll on a single wipe.

After barely making it and frothy jets of shit for what seems like an eternity, the only way to even think about reaching back there is with your hand wrapped in what appears to be a sleeping bag of asswipe.

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Re: I have 9 rolls of toilet paper. It should last me for months
Posted by: toto. ()
Date: March 24, 2020 04:53PM

I have Toto washlets on all three toilets in my house. They wash and blow dry our butts - no Toilet paper needed.

https://washlet.totousa.com/how-it-works

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Re: I have 9 rolls of toilet paper. It should last me for months
Posted by: Clean butt hole ()
Date: March 25, 2020 01:26AM

I haven’t used toilet paper for 20 years.

$6 buys 3 x 80 butt wipes. I go once a day approximately 30-45 minutes upon waking - 15-30 minutes after my morning coffee. I use 1-2 buttwipes which results in no remaining residue, then I take a shower. One 3x80 pack lasts me about 180 days (half a year) and for $12/yr, I can confidently say I have the cleanest butthole in all of Northern Virginia and top .0001% in the world. Why the fuck would I ever need toilet paper?!?

Caveat, I understand that women need tp for their pee holes. I sympathize, but still how much could the possibly need? I feel like even they could spend $40 and have genital cleaning supplies for 2 years. Who doesn’t have $40 and why would anyone not always have 2 years’ worth of genital cleaning supplies on hand?

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Re: I have 9 rolls of toilet paper. It should last me for months
Posted by: Man with 9 Rolls ()
Date: March 25, 2020 01:56AM

Life is for Christians Wrote:
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> Fuck you all Wrote:
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> > I’m good. Fuck you.
>
>
> Is this what you consider a cry for help? Hope you
> don’t die, alone.


Jesus wasn’t a historical figure.

It’s all total bullshit with a bunch of stories ripped off from other cultures.

And the gospel wasn’t independent accounts. They all had an older source.

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Re: I have 9 rolls of toilet paper. It should last me for months
Posted by: py4yj ()
Date: March 25, 2020 03:21AM

1 roll lasts one person one week.

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Re: I have 9 rolls of toilet paper. It should last me for months
Posted by: Y4PEH ()
Date: March 25, 2020 03:55AM

py4yj Wrote:
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> 1 roll lasts one person one week.


a woman, maybe. One roll lasts a dude about a month.

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Re: I have 9 rolls of toilet paper. It should last me for months
Posted by: H8ter 2 ()
Date: March 25, 2020 12:17PM

Y4PEH Wrote:
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> py4yj Wrote:
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> > 1 roll lasts one person one week.
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> a woman, maybe. One roll lasts a dude about a
> month.


Then you're full of shit right up to your eyebrows.

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Re: I have 9 rolls of toilet paper. It should last me for months
Posted by: Making It Last ()
Date: March 25, 2020 04:49PM

I use both side of each sheet, so each sheet lasts two days.

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